Tell Me About Texas a&m

[BigSwingingD 719]

No Offset. He can be "double paid". 

[TOR 5836]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Lol.  Whoever wrote and approved that contract should be fired.  

They're the search committee, along with Pubes and Johnny 8 Ball.

[PittsburghTiger 6239]

I love these "candidate" lists that come out. Total crap.

[markstanco 12652]

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I love these "candidate" lists that come out. Total crap.

I have a list of chicks I am going to date.

Jennifer Lawrence
Penelope Cruz
Emma Watson
Dakota Johnson

[wood 11574]

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

My grand dad had one when we were growing up. I can’t remember if it had old sarge on the front or if it was the cow-a-socky.

The first time I ever saw an aggy joke book was in a box of random stuff in my Grandma's basement in Tennessee when I was like 10. She would buy low and sell high at flea markets and garage sales. At that point I'd never been to Texas and was all  like "What's an Aggie?" My older, wiser cousins told me "They're like Texas Polacks". Then it all made sense. 

[Pancho 45428]

Cover 3 Podcast on a&m

"You have to humble yourself a bit when it comes to the coaching search, not saying you need to lower your expectations or goals. If you want to compete for national titles, that's fine, but you need to look in the mirror and realize that despite what you think of yourself, you are a school that has not won a conference title since 1998. You are a school that hasn't won a national title since 1939. Do not think you're above somebody."

[Armybrat 40987]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Cover 3 Podcast on a&m

"You have to humble yourself a bit when it comes to the coaching search, not saying you need to lower your expectations or goals. If you want to compete for national titles, that's fine, but you need to look in the mirror and realize that despite what you think of yourself, you are a school that has not won a conference title since 1998. You are a school that hasn't won a national title since 1939. Do not think you're above somebody."

And no sugar with that tea.

[Sbbruin 21912]

17 hours ago, Vermin said:

Looch has thrown out they make take Chip Kelly off your hands.

I'll personally pack his bags.

[Laga4 1270]

18 minutes ago, NoName said:

there is no offset language in the contract. he can double dip.

Same with Rumlin. 

[orangebird 1145]

25 minutes ago, NoName said:

there is no offset language in the contract. he can double dip.

Not a surprise.  They're so desperate to be relevant, they don't think that their "big name" coach du jour would take their job if the contract had offset language in it.

aggy is the college football equivalent of what happens when you let your kid who is addicted to Roblox use your credit card to buy Robux - to the tune of thousands of dollars.

[nnm 36842]

2 hours ago, orangebird said:

Lanning will probably pull someone else in via the portal after Nix graduates.  It's kind of their thing.

[Tex Pete 20936]

27 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Lol.  Whoever wrote and approved that contract should be fired.  

Both the original and the extension.

We warned them. They were too busy crowing about the coup of pulling a "sitting national championship head coach," stupid sip!

[NeverMarryAStripper 22030]

There actually is a termination for cause section in Jimbo's contract.  What is interesting is that the University is required under his contract to provide him with written notice if they are terminating him for cause.  There is also a termination without cause section of the contract which also requires the University to provide him with written notice if they are terminating him without cause.  Neither section seems to have any kind of a deadline to provide the written notice.  There are some provisions in the termination for cause section that are vague enough that they could probably make some kind of an argument.  It would be very interesting to see whatever notice that the University gave him for his termination.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

I have a list of chicks I am going to date.
Jennifer Lawrence
Penelope Cruz
Emma Watson
Dakota Johnson

1,1,1,1

[NoName 16606]

7 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Not a surprise.  They're so desperate to be relevant, they don't think that their "big name" coach du jour would take their job if the contract had offset language in it.

aggy is the college football equivalent of what happens when you let your kid who is addicted to Roblox use your credit card to buy Robux - to the tune of thousands of dollars.

what's even funnier to me is that Jimbo's contract also had no buyout clause if he left for another job.

so if he won 3 national championships in a row and then Alabama called to hire him for $20 million a year he could just waltz out the door to Tuscaloosa and pay A&M $0

[Orange&White 5554]

35 minutes ago, NoName said:

there is no offset language in the contract. he can double dip.

The coup de grace would be him taking a job at another school that then beats the aggies, where he would be getting paid by the aggies, to beat the aggies.

[nnm 36842]

26 minutes ago, wood said:

The first time I ever saw an aggy joke book was in a box of random stuff in my Grandma's basement in Tennessee when I was like 10. She would buy low and sell high at flea markets and garage sales. At that point I'd never been to Texas and was all  like "What's an Aggie?" My older, wiser cousins told me "They're like Texas Polacks". Then it all made sense. 

Man, don’t insult Polish people with that association. It’s a proud country with a proud heritage with some actual championships. Nothing like aggy, except for being dominated by stronger neighbor states since 1939.

[troph 24923]

9 minutes ago, NoName said:

what's even funnier to me is that Jimbo's contract also had no buyout clause if he left for another job.

so if he won 3 national championships in a row and then Alabama called to hire him for $20 million a year he could just waltz out the door to Tuscaloosa and pay A&M $0

dose aggy hoes have no kinda leverage.

[LW Goatman 1125]

50 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Question for those of you that may have better knowledge about Jimbo's contract here.

If he wants to coach again, was their verbiage about that while he is being paid out?  Or is it FULLY guaranteed and he can double dip and get paid by the likes of WV or Miss State? 

My understanding is fully guaranteed with no duty to mitigate...pay up bitches type deal. 

[Mileslong 4747]

i am so looking forward to the rationale for each of these names in the coming pages

They left off Nick Sagan and Sean McVay

[4th&Five 41701]

 

['stache 21900]

Did I seriously see Coach Prime’s name in one of these articles? That would be a trip, lol. The number of N-words from the crowd after the first bad play would be truly disturbing.

Edited November 14, 2023 by 'stache

[nnm 36842]

11 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

They left off Nick Sagan and Sean McVay

Any relation to Carl? Might as well shoot for the stars. 

[Harrison Stafford 3353]

Finally, aggy is #1…….and #11. 

Edited November 14, 2023 by Harrison Stafford

[Sir Ulrich 5263]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Firing one grown man that goes by Jimbo to hiring one named Dabo is pretty spot on for the ags. And if he needs an OC Jim Bob Cooter is tan rested and ready.

[F250 28941]

30 minutes ago, wood said:

The first time I ever saw an aggy joke book was in a box of random stuff in my Grandma's basement in Tennessee when I was like 10. She would buy low and sell high at flea markets and garage sales. At that point I'd never been to Texas and was all  like "What's an Aggie?" My older, wiser cousins told me "They're like Texas Polacks". Then it all made sense. 

As a kid I had a copy of both an aggy joke book and a Polish joke book. Seriously, as a kid I thought they were the same thing.

[Tex Pete 20936]

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Did I seriously see Coach Prime’s name in one of these articles? That would be a trip, lol. The number of N-words from the crowd after the first bad play would be truly disturbing.

They might just spit on him like they do the Prairie View A&M fans.

[ButtFumble 5188]

10 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Finally, aggy is #1…….and #11. 

stupid sips barely in the top 5!

 

and the amazing thing is there the jumbo buyout is more than the next 4 combined 😁

[F250 28941]

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They might just spit on him like they do the Prairie View A&M fans.

Or send racist hate mail like they did to Sumlin.

[DanTheHorn 4971]

11 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Finally, aggy is #1…….and #11. 

Give it 5 years and they may take the #2 spot.

[PvilleStang 2924]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Speaking of which, I wonder what sort of local economy grows up around a person like Jimbo.

Not like he's buying rare books. There'll be Super-Sized McMansions, extra cars and flashy gadgets. A couple of motorcycles that he rode once and got scared. Tawdry hootchies. Boats boats and boats. An accountant and a lawyer somewhere. How many people live off his money?

What's good ol' Bobbo P's buyout?  Can he get a few of those motorcycles?  Asking for... BP.

[General Specific 3342]

is that from the sunday presser video?
the account name, number and bank used to make payments to jimbo is public domain
his contract was with aggy mothership
so the FOIA request is the receipts for the check or wire from the 12th Man Foundation for $26.6 million by March 11, 2024, made payable or wired to jimbo, inc., direct, OR to aggy mothership, and the account(s) used by the mothership to then pay jimbo, inc.

It will be hard to follow the money on this, but I would track Fed-Ex envelopes, sitting in the front seat of gold Trans-Am.

[TreatyOak 16750]

Seriously, I thought nothing could shock me about Aggy, but I am astounded at the incomprehensible folly of this fiasco and their reaction. This is the absolute worst hiring and firing disaster of all time, and on Texags dudes are spinning it to say this is a good thing and shows how committed they are to success. It's insane.

 

[Frank Drebin 5679]

3 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Good thing Longhorn boosters are above racist messages about their head coach

Did someone send a racist message to Charlie?

[TexArcher 38409]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

there is no offset language in the contract. he can double dip.

Texas Tech should hire him as a consultant, for $1/year, and give him no job duties, just an office to sit in while aggy pays him millions of dollars a year.

[Tex Pete 20936]

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Did someone send a racist message to Charlie?

I sent one to Mack Brown calling him a cracker and telling him to take Sally and fuck right off.

[markstanco 12652]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Cover 3 Podcast on a&m

 

 

I have been meaning to listen to that podcast.  Today's show this was said?

[Deej 77161]

11 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Did someone send a racist message to Charlie?

We know Charlie couldn't mail one to himself. 

[HenryJames 66275]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There actually is a termination for cause section in Jimbo's contract.

‘Cause he sucked.

[Armybrat 40987]

31 minutes ago, nnm said:

Any relation to Carl? Might as well shoot for the stars. 

But it’ll cost aggy billions and billions.

[Beau Vine 54834]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

what's even funnier to me is that Jimbo's contract also had no buyout clause if he left for another job.

so if he won 3 national championships in a row and then Alabama called to hire him for $20 million a year he could just waltz out the door to Tuscaloosa and pay A&M $0

See, that had absolute zero chance of happening, so there's no point in a clause preventing it.

[nnm 36842]

18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Texas Tech should hire him as a consultant, for $1/year, and give him no job duties, just an office to sit in while aggy pays him millions of dollars a year.

Ole Miss. It will be glorious for Freshwater to continue to troll aggy by beating him on the field with a consultant that aggy is paying for. 

[jTower 246]

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

did the snakes make the prayer meeting?

Nope. They don’t have hands. 

[BabaYaga 15371]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Question for those of you that may have better knowledge about Jimbo's contract here.

If he wants to coach again, was their verbiage about that while he is being paid out?  Or is it FULLY guaranteed and he can double dip and get paid by the likes of WV or Miss State? 

Fully guaranteed.

[Redneck Mutha 8050]

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Lol.  Whoever wrote and approved that contract should be retained, promoted, and given full authority to negotiate and approve all coaches' contracts.  

fixed

[TrashMaster G 17719]

5 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

Well, first of all, Lanning is never going to CS.

Second, hell yes, they are that stupid.  They are EXACTLY that stupid.

[PittsburghTiger 6239]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

what's even funnier to me is that Jimbo's contract also had no buyout clause if he left for another job.

so if he won 3 national championships in a row and then Alabama called to hire him for $20 million a year he could just waltz out the door to Tuscaloosa and pay A&M $0

That's why I said a few days back that some of these people who sign off on these absurd contracts should also lose their jobs.

[Lhorn 5024]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That’s such a tepid response that it makes me think he’s signing a 10 year, 11 million per year agreement as we speak. 

[nnm 36842]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That's why I said a few days back that some of these people who sign off on these absurd contracts should also lose their jobs.

Some people also should have lost their freedom and their jobs for killing 12 kids. No one did. And the idiots still have an “unofficial” bonfire. 

[Crapinon 2311]

The milkman motions are a nice touch.