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[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

Nephew who is friends with several current aggy players says they all hated Jimbo and that they are ecstatic he is gone. Color me shocked 🤣🤘🏻.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Nephew who is friends with several current aggy players says they all hated Jimbo and that they are ecstatic he is gone. Color me shocked 🤣🤘🏻.

Pretty brilliant of those players to stick around for the glory that is college station instead of transferring literally anywhere else despite their burning hatred of Jimbo. They sure are a smart bunch.

[Alien Octopus 516]

4 hours ago, Modessit said:

I've always imagined their Hall of Champions is just full of all those letters the visiting fans write about how great the experience at Kyle Field was.

Or maybe those are in the bathroom.

It is what they tidy up with post glory hole.

[Longboard Horn 40301]

NSIAP

[Longboard Horn 40301]

10 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Dabo would be about the aggiest corch to hire, so that's who I'm going with. It would be an aw shucks, bible thumping repeat of Jimbo's tenure, and it would be glorious to watch. 

Only problem is that Dabo walks on water at Clemson. He ain't going anywhere. Sure Clemson is on a down year, but he's safe. 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

Top Tier?!!

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

11 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Has anyone paged Urban Meyer at the B/CS bus station?

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

10 years, 150 million dollars. No buy out. Fully guaranteed. He can fuck Reveille on their sacred grass and they would have to pay him in full.

Some guys pay extra for that. 

[Mileslong 4727]

Finally, aggy is #1…….and #11. 

Knowing aggy, they will put this graphic on the outside of their stadium and in their Hall of Shame (Champions)

[General Specific 3256]

Well, I mean obviously it’s a rebuilding project. So of course it’s a construction contract. 

Still renovating Kyle field you say!

[TreatyOak 16313]

6 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Nephew who is friends with several current aggy players says they all hated Jimbo and that they are ecstatic he is gone. Color me shocked 🤣🤘🏻.

I wouldn't be surprised, based on the way he would go after players on his sideline rants due to their failure to 'execute.' He would venture far out on the field to pursue them with his rants. He is the worst manager I've seen in a long time and I already miss him so much.  

 

Here's a look back at the glory that was the Appalachian State game. 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Just now, TreatyOak said:

I wouldn't be surprised, based on the way he would go after players on his sideline rants due to their failure to 'execute.' He would venture far out on the field to pursue them with his rants. He is the worst manager I've seen in a long time and I already miss him so much.  

 

Here's a look back at the glory that was the Appalachian State game. 

 

That game gave us this legendary guy

 

[markstanco 12574]

NSIAP

You should be.

[TreatyOak 16313]

4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Pretty brilliant of those players to stick around for the glory that is college station instead of transferring literally anywhere else despite their burning hatred of Jimbo. They sure are a smart bunch.

Ah, if life was only that easy, my old friend. It's not easy to transfer to another school, just like it's hard to leave a job when you hate your boss, cause life. Sometimes you just have to live through it. 

[Frank Drebin 5663]

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah….an attempt by aggy to avoid paying out based on immunity would fail (doesn’t mean they won’t try, but they’ll fail). The legislature waived immunity for claims for amounts due and owed under a contract for goods or services.

Jimbo gonna get paid. And if aggy tries to get out of it, his lawyers are gonna get paid too.

Isn't that waiver limited to the part of the contract performed?  In other words, you could sue for past years not paid but not future years?

I am pretty sure SI means no state school has to pay a coach for the future years owed on a contract but schools never play that card (outside of Tech) because they know it will make hiring the next coach impossible.

[TreatyOak 16313]

17 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Finally, aggy is #1…….and #11. 

#5. Don't trigger me, bro.

 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

49 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That game gave us this legendary guy

 

Here we go. Enjoy the greatest aggy game in Jimbo's era

 

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Ah, if life was only that easy, my old friend. It's not easy to transfer to another school, just like it's hard to leave a job when you hate your boss, cause life. Sometimes you just have to live through it. 

You mean these are individuals living different lives under different circumstances, and not chess pieces on a board? Crazy!

[Born Burnt 6177]

One of my favorite Texags posts happened right before the 2022 season started...

[RomaVicta 29905]

22 hours ago, ousux said:

22 hours ago, Scholz said:

What's that now?  0/3?  Lanning, DeBoer, Prime...

They will have to work their way down the list for sure, but don't take every one of those "no's" at face value...especially if aggy is desperate enough to meet any price, any demand. I don't know if a contract could possibly get more one sided than Jimbo's was, but by God those gomers won't be denied spending their money.

And that crazy pride in doing so.

Coach XXXXX loves A&M, and us paying him $10.1 million a year proves how many top coaches are desperate to come to Texas A&M! If they loved us any more, we'd go broke paying their salaries.

Edited November 15, 2023 by RomaVicta

[RomaVicta 29905]

 

This profoundly illustrates what a crapshoot hiring a coach is. They were all sought out enough to command those huge salaries even though many were hardly proven as head coaches at all. Others had been successful one place but didn't work out in another. I hate looking for a new coach

 

[closetohumping 17438]

Heard on the Dan Patrick show that Deion ain’t interested 

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

11 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

We’re all not going to be laughing when Jeff Traylor is high-fiving the “Milk Men” in the Endzone, wearing his burgundy addidas shoes, after beating our foes asses on a weekly basis. Hell his daughter already played volleyball at aggy, so he already has a little tie to aggy.

Just saying!

Hook’em!!!

That's not the only connection 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

I can’t wait to read Texags posts about Reveille’s reaction to the whomever the new coach turns out to be.

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

19 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Finally, aggy is #1…….and #11. 

Which makes 12. 

And Larry Fedora grew up in College Station, and he and his brother own about 25 rent houses there

[ChickenNuggets 1626]

1 minute ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I can’t wait to read Texags posts about Reveille’s reaction to the whomever the new coach turns out to be.

if that bitch raises her leg on him it's another 3 weeks of winter, right?

[RomaVicta 29905]

8 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Nephew who is friends with several current aggy players says they all hated Jimbo and that they are ecstatic he is gone. Color me shocked 🤣🤘🏻.

That sounds even better than a buddy with friends close to the program.

[TOR 5548]

We're thinking too small and logically to capture the aggy mindset (such as it is).  They will pay any price, meet any hardship, and fill up endless jizz jars to become relevant. 

They need to be the first school to pay their head football corch $1 billion dollars, guaran-god damn-teed.

[F250 28767]

Talked to an aggy friend yesterday evening. His thoughts.

Everyone in CFB at the time was convinced that Jimbo was a great hire. It wasn't a bad decision.

The firing of Jimbo shows aggy commitment to excellence.

He expects the next hire to be big.

Elko and Traylor are beneath aggy. It will be an Urban type hire. Also, Traylor is a tsip hack.

 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Talked to an aggy friend yesterday evening. His thoughts.

Everyone in CFB at the time was convinced that Jimbo was a great hire. It wasn't a bad decision.

The firing of Jimbo shows aggy commitment to excellence.

He expects the next hire to be big.

Elko and Traylor are beneath aggy. It will be an Urban type hire. Also, Traylor is a tsip hack.

 

Why are you friends with this guy?  

[TreatyOak 16313]

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

The firing of Jimbo shows aggy commitment to excellence.

Seeing this sentiment on Texags. It's incredible.

[ChickenNuggets 1626]

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Seeing this sentiment on Texags. It's incredible.

yeah, most people see it as proof of stupidity for having such a shitty contract to begin with... 

but... outside looking in and all that... 

[Beau Vine 54211]

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Your analysis is very logical and reasonable. 

Therfore, it does not apply to aggy.

Whole lotta this in this thread.

[TOR 5548]

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

yeah, most people see it as proof of stupidity for having such a shitty contract to begin with... 

but... outside looking in and all that... 

It is the official turd-polishing party line and it is texurgs job to make sure everyone toes it.

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

13 minutes ago, F250 said:

Talked to an aggy friend yesterday evening. His thoughts.

Everyone in CFB at the time was convinced that Jimbo was a great hire. It wasn't a bad decision.

The firing of Jimbo shows aggy commitment to excellence.

He expects the next hire to be big.

Elko and Traylor are beneath aggy. It will be an Urban type hire. Also, Traylor is a tsip hack.

 

no offense, but your friend is a dumbass

 

'Everyone in CFB' they probably mean everyone on 'Tex Ags' 

I can speak to here, and to reddit/r/cfb and everyone trashed every part of the Jimbo hire immediately. The fact he was about to get fired from FSU, the crappy seasons that were spiraling downward, the lack of OLine investment, and of course the ridiculous buyout clauses on the contract. 

 

 

[Pam Cummings 9640]

Aggie single handedly fucks up the coaching market with their stupidity. So many people are getting raises because of this. And now they are in the pretzel of trying to pay a new coach way less than the fired guy. Anybody that uses logic will say you guys set your bar with Jimbo's contract, how do i not get paid more?

Edited November 15, 2023 by Pam Cummings

[Pam Cummings 9640]

34 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

This profoundly illustrates what a crapshoot hiring a coach is. They were all sought out enough to command those huge salaries even though many were hardly proven as head coaches at all. Others had been successful one place but didn't work out in another. I hate looking for a new coach

 

The best job in the world is being an agent negotiating with these fucking idiot schools.

[ClubWhatever 12129]

16 minutes ago, F250 said:

He expects the next hire to be big.

if they are going to pay another gazillion dollars to get a big name coach I wouldn't count out James Franklin.  I understand he is from PA and talks about it as "home" etc.  I think he has realized he can no longer fool those fans anymore, and that he's not going to overtake Ohio State.  He might be ready to move on to the next sucker before retiring.

[C-Man 27214]

Dabo would be about the aggiest corch to hire, so that's who I'm going with. It would be an aw shucks, bible thumping repeat of Jimbo's tenure, and it would be glorious to watch. 

Dabo’s current team also isn’t playing for Jack shit this year. He could make the move as soon as the regular season ends. I think he’d be a colossal failure at aggy too.

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

if they are going to pay another gazillion dollars to get a big name coach I wouldn't count out James Franklin.  I understand he is from PA and talks about it as "home" etc.  I think he has realized he can no longer fool those fans anymore, and that he's not going to overtake Ohio State.  He might be ready to move on to the next sucker before retiring.

Please, let this happen!

[Rip76 4925]

Patterson?

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/ex-tcu-coach-texas-assistant-gary-patterson-plans-return-i-still-have-a-lot-of-ballgames-left-in-me-220412186/?fbclid=IwAR1rhhT0XhlzMlxq3KdfB7m_vNAC9mf1r1ac1TbGnTQ2eOEo_y9P1epWERc_aem_AUUom_HkPbukbHfaaWTjYnYUp7Wrka8ShZyu9Jlo1agVWtuKoexKfA2rnPMufUPBe2A

[F250 28767]

33 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Why are you friends with this guy?  

To feed on the aggy schadenfreude.

 

 

[TreatyOak 16313]

Being a manager is very difficult, just as being a lower-level employee is. I’ve been a good and bad manager, and I’m in my 60’s and still learning, lol. I always thought Jimbo was terrible in his leadership role at A&M. Yelling and screaming at players AFTER they do something stupid during a game is poor coaching. Give them the tools to do the job right before the game and don’t embarrass them in front of the crowd, their families, etc. That is poor leadership that’s more a reflection on Jimbo than it is on the players. I really enjoyed his sideline rants and his passive-aggressive comments in the press conferences afterwards. “We miss a block there, we just got to execute better, gotta use our heads.” It really was someone who was losing control and knew it. I already miss him so much. 

[Orange&White 5522]

58 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I can’t wait to read Texags posts about Reveille’s reaction to the whomever the new coach turns out to be.

They should really just take the dog on a trip to sniff every candidate and choose the one she sniffs the most.

[83Horn 1640]

10 hours ago, Horn80 said:

aggy HC selection committee 

Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about Olsen Johnson being right.

[Orange&White 5522]

Patterson may be the wildcard here.

If he agrees to work for a lesser sum, I think they will convince the masses that he is still good.

If he insists on the pay of a top tier coach, there is no way they are hiring him.

[South Austin 52463]

14 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Patterson?

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/ex-tcu-coach-texas-assistant-gary-patterson-plans-return-i-still-have-a-lot-of-ballgames-left-in-me-220412186/?fbclid=IwAR1rhhT0XhlzMlxq3KdfB7m_vNAC9mf1r1ac1TbGnTQ2eOEo_y9P1epWERc_aem_AUUom_HkPbukbHfaaWTjYnYUp7Wrka8ShZyu9Jlo1agVWtuKoexKfA2rnPMufUPBe2A

If aggy was going to conduct a decently intelligent coaching search, I think they should at least talk to him.  But for a guy who seemed to grow tired of recruiting as NIL was taking rein over the college landscape, and having to adjust to that environment in a cutthroat SEC, I can see Patterson being a much better fit elsewhere.

[MAUFRAIS 6623]

They have enough towels.

[Crapinon 2256]

7 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

They should really just take the dog on a trip to sniff every candidate and choose the one she sniffs the most.

The candidate has been chosen....

[Blotto 23497]

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

….rolled up and tucked into glory holes.

Interestingly, I think I could have t-shirts made and they would sell equally well between those of us that laugh at aggy and those that actually graduated from that embarrassment.