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7 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

Couldn't get in at Texas. Aggy takes everybody.

Yeah that's what happened with my first cousins once removed....  John Sharp diploma mill to the ag rescue!

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Is that like 'Merican gyro meat?

I think it was ground up byproducts from the factory making shit with original byproducts. As it was pork it was the waste from unusable parts of pig lips, rectums, and dicks. My parents thought bad so gave me imitation Vienna sausages instead.
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I found out where aggy got the cash to buy out Jimbo:

J.G. Wentworth.      “I need cash now….877-CASH-NOW

”I have a structured settlement and I need cash now”!

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, FtheBig12 said:

Did you follow the forums at all back then? Yes a very large percentage of our fan base were convinced he was coming. had a house picked out at one point

never, ever, ever confuse Surly/Shaggy with a 'very large percentage' of the longhorn fanbase... 

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20 hours ago, chainsaw said:

only thing i could find applies to construction contracts and goes out of its way to exclude employment contracts.

Not sure what you’re looking at. It’s certain contracts for goods or services. While it’s not limited to just construction contracts, one of the exceptions for the types of recoverable damages is specific to construction contracts. Chapter 271, Subchapter I of the Local Government Code. 

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15 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

never, ever, ever confuse Surly/Shaggy with a 'very large percentage' of the longhorn fanbase... 

Hornfans, rivals, hornsports, local radio. it was everywhere. Oh I am sure plenty didn't buy it but it was a hell of a lot more than a fringe group

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Do you ever give in to the urge to tell them just how delusional and full of shit they are?
I wouldn't be able to resist.

On a few things I do. It’s entertainment and he is my closest relative as we grow old. I’ve been making Aggie jokes at him since high school.

I remember when they removed the requirement to be in the Corps, and they finally opened a women’s dorm in the early 70’s. They resisted women coming in more than desegregation in the 60’a.

Is the Corps still affiliated with the Army as an official ROTC program or is it now just bullshit soldier dress up shit?
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1 hour ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:
1,2,3,4! Fuck aggy and their corps!
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Every time I see pics of corp turds I'm more convinced there's some kind of lab breeding program down in collie station. They look the same as they did 20, 30, 40, probably 84 years ago.

There is. They fucking kill beagles. Another horrid part of that institution. 

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10 minutes ago, Gen. Applewhite said:

Not sure what you’re looking at. It’s certain contracts for goods or services. While it’s not limited to just construction contracts, one of the exceptions for the types of recoverable damages is specific to construction contracts. Chapter 271, Subchapter I of the Local Government Code. 

But that statutory waiver of immunity doesn’t apply to units of the state, including state universities, so it’s a moo point.

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21 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Is the Corps still affiliated with the Army as an official ROTC program or is it now just bullshit soldier dress up shit?

A small minority of the Corps members are in ROTC. Not just Army, but Navy and Air Force as well.

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A small minority of the Corps members are in ROTC. Not just Army, but Navy and Air Force as well.
So they need "Old Navy" on puff painted overalls too? Maybe some cute hat for that milkman?*

*No disrespect to all those that served; sincere thank you for your service.
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20 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

A small minority of the Corps members are in ROTC. Not just Army, but Navy and Air Force as well.

My aggy nephew was in the Corpse and just graduated in the spring - he "signed his papers" his sophomore year with the Army and got money from them and a few weeks of Army training during the next 3 years and is actually in whatever they call officer training basic right now.  We attended his graduation and there were probably 200 others graduating that were headed off to the various military branches.  (Not sure how many were actually in the Corpse and he said it was a smallish % (20%?) of those in the Corpse that actually joined the military.) 

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1 hour ago, Gen. Applewhite said:

Not sure what you’re looking at. It’s certain contracts for goods or services. While it’s not limited to just construction contracts, one of the exceptions for the types of recoverable damages is specific to construction contracts. Chapter 271, Subchapter I of the Local Government Code. 

It wasn't in the Local Government Code (A&M isn't a local government)

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1 hour ago, ChickenNuggets said:

never, ever, ever confuse Surly/Shaggy with a 'very large percentage' of the longhorn fanbase... 

What if it's calculated by weight?

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I have friends who are ancillary CFB fans and call me when something big happens.  They ask me, “Just tell me what to think.”
Two guys said today, “Coach Prime to Aggy!  What do you think!?”
I told them Aggies are racists with little man syndrome and sent them some Yell Leader vids.  Always awesome to open a person’s eyes.
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I covered the nut-grabbing and jizz jars too of course.

I’ve got a buddy from bama asking some stuff about them before the game this season. I just forwarded him the aggypedia link.
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7 hours ago, Pancho said:

You make commercials letting people know you’re not weird, yet you put up billboards in every SEC town saying they’ve been “annexed by aggie nation.” Yet that’s not weird or cult-like behavior. No sir, not in any way. It’s just “spirit.”

Heh.  Though your point remains. 

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6 hours ago, Grimas said:

My aggy nephew was in the Corpse and just graduated in the spring - he "signed his papers" his sophomore year with the Army and got money from them and a few weeks of Army training during the next 3 years and is actually in whatever they call officer training basic right now.  We attended his graduation and there were probably 200 others graduating that were headed off to the various military branches.  (Not sure how many were actually in the Corpse and he said it was a smallish % (20%?) of those in the Corpse that actually joined the military.) 

I had to give you some rep, not for your story about your Corps Turd nephew, but for the fact that I’ve admired them titties in your avatar for a long time, but have failed to acknowledge them until now.

 

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Today’s Dallas Morning News appears to be trying to stir the hornets’ nest.

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Not just on the front of the Sports section, but in the banner above the paper’s name on the front page!

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I weirdly believe Kiffin would want to go there. I think he hated Jimbo, not really A&M. Would probably think that he could go there and show Jimbo up with all the money and croots he would be able to get.

 

He'd be a good hire, but they probably view him as beneath them. Or feel like he's not gonna mesh well with their "culture", which is probably true. They'd rather hire a loser that puts up with their dumb shit than hire a winner who won't participate in it.

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9 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Hints that offense against Miss St was alllowing Petrino to fully run it  for the first time. 

I didn't watch the game,  I wonder if there's any truth to this.  

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