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Let me tell you, the Salz is there to biblically prepare the sheep, observing the ancient laws of kosher bestiality. Here he is messianic dancing.
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39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

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9 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

What if he’s Jesus? Mmm hmm, now what?

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18 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

Not to mention that his high school school doesn't play football 

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I say all of that about the little “walk-on” at aggy, in “tongue in cheek,” as that’s basically what my Dad was in the early 60s at Texas, but not a walk-on, as each successive year brought on players that were bigger, faster, and stronger than my Dad. For four years, he was the weekly scout team guy, both offense and defense, except for his special teams duties on Saturday.

My Dad never played an offensive or defensive SNAP, during a game, until his Senior year, during the waning minutes of the Cotton Bowl vs Navy. All his time was on KO prevent or return. Four years, but got to play the last drive, in a position that he didn’t practice, but to just get out there! Because of those waning minutes, he “lettered” from UT.

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59 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

OMG. 

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10 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


They do t make Jews like Jesus anymore..,

Seriously. No one older 40 will know, but a washing machine used to last 20 years. 30. To buy a comparably set is about 5k now, because of disposable economics. 

Old Jesus was awesome. All about peace and whores and poors. New jesus is about immigration and money and politics. Pour one out for the 50s. Americas golden age. Also, fuck aggy twice. 

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3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You know, you’re ok for a Sooner. I plan to write you into my will.
 

You’re going to get my 2005 Longhorn National Championship crocheted Speedo. Pretty special. 

Oh. I was going to bequeath my garden, with the stipulation that it be manicured and cleaned twice a week with strict visitation instructions.

Am I doing Okie wrong?

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3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

So if Hicks would’ve kept his mouth shut and we fired Mack, we very well could’ve had Saban?   Never mind. We would’ve shot our nuts off anyways and screwed it up.  

Can't help but agree. Mack would have torpedoed it somehow with one of his hissy fits 

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2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

…but those guys are all circumcised. 

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47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You know, you’re ok for a Sooner. I plan to write you into my will.
 

You’re going to get my 2005 Longhorn National Championship crocheted Speedo. Pretty special. 

That thing is way too old now.  

Jan '05

#1 song - let me love you, Mario. I always thought he was in video games.

#1 movie - meet the Fockers

Steven McGee was gonna win a Heisman with his blue collar work ethic.

LHG was a shitty, totalitarian, site owner, not a shitty poster from Nebraska.

MS paint was a newly adopted yet aimless art form.

Texas fans were pleased to have Muschamp waiting to take over one day...

Corso wasn't shitting in his hats yet.

 

 

 

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He gets me every time he’s on the TV. I guess he is all grown up now and he is on the team to file the taxes for the big NIL earners 

Fills me full of rage....for 20 years. Same retarded midget with the high pitched voaice. No homo. NTTIAWIT. 

 

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I'd like to apologize for the rage I feel everytime I hear that dudes voice. Truth is, It's on me for not being able to grow, and ignore that I've seen that same fucking ad and whining cunt for 20 fucking years. (atm dude and shriners deformed retard.
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48 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Why is our fanbase so obsessed with Traylor? Seems pretty meh to me. 

He is Texas high school football royalty. Personifies Friday Nigh Lights football. He kicked ass at recruiting while while at Texas. Plus he is a really likeable person.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

He is Texas high school football royalty. Personifies Friday Nigh Lights football. He kicked ass at recruiting while while at Texas. Plus he is a really likeable person.

 

 

And all the Texas sites mods know and like him 

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He is Texas high school football royalty. Personifies Friday Nigh Lights football. He kicked ass at recruiting while while at Texas. Plus he is a really likeable person.

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I'd laugh my ass off if aggy hires Traylor. He currently makes a living beating up on teams in the bottom quartile of the FBS. Does he even have a signature win? I guess there's a possibility he's the next Urban Meyer, but its far more likely imo that he's the next Charlie Strong, Billy Napier, etc... I'll be thrilled if that's who they settle on. Unless they want to hire Matt Rhule, than Matt's my preferred choice for aggy failure. 

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8 hours ago, CoTex said:

If you're Kiffin, do you have your agent drop a hint - "Lane isn't saying he's interested, but Lane sees this as an opportunity to win national championships and he would need $20mil per year."

What's the downside?  Maybe it gets back to Ol Miss?  What are they going to do - fire him?  He's all but locked up a 10-2 record and a potential top 10 finish - they might give him a raise.  If they say no, and keep it quiet, no big deal.  If they leak it, Lane can say "that's what I'm worth and I wouldn't go there for less than I'm worth."

Is there a chance aggy gets turned down a time or two and has to bite?  Maybe?

Maybe those that say Kiffin wants the job left out 1/2 of the story.  Kiffin does want the job, if you pay him $20m. I could see Kiffin doing the weird moves at yell practice for that kinda cheese.

[A]ggy can give him 20m per year for 5 years and tell all their friends "Wed didn't get tricked again like last time - this time we only signed a 5 year deal."

Win/win.

Silence is golden.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then again, it's amazing how many idiots trip into a pot of gold

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