Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TOR 5,745]

24 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I love that they had to learn this lesson. Lol

With Fisher out of the way, Bjork says the Aggies will learn their lessons from the contract and the extension.

 

Narrator: "They didn't learn their lesson"

[NWAustinDude 2,252]

Let me tell you, the Salz is there to biblically prepare the sheep, observing the ancient laws of kosher bestiality. Here he is messianic dancing.

 

[Not a cat 5,660]

So, the liberal hippy school gets a former green beret to walk on and the rural redneck corps school has an observant jew from Philly. Makes perfect sense

[Longhorn Fever 267]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

I had the same question.

Use the right 

[msucolt45 4,063]

Let me tell you, the Salz is there to biblically prepare the sheep, observing the ancient laws of kosher bestiality. Here he is messianic dancing.

 

39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

[Pimphand 5,814]

13 minutes ago, NWAustinDude said:

Let me tell you, the Salz is there to biblically prepare the sheep, observing the ancient laws of kosher bestiality. Here he is messianic dancing.

 

[nnm 36,481]

53 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I love that they had to learn this lesson. Lol

With Fisher out of the way, Bjork says the Aggies will learn their lessons from the contract and the extension.

 

[IBuryPaul 273]

9 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

What if he’s Jesus? Mmm hmm, now what?

[Dennis Taylor 18,848]

18 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

Not to mention that his high school school doesn't play football 

https://www.koheletyeshiva.org/apps/pages/athletics

[nnm 36,481]

 

[DalTxHornFan 3,109]

12 minutes ago, nnm said:

Nice tie-in with the Hebrew footballer.

[ChickenNuggets 1,630]

25 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

So, the liberal hippy school gets a former green beret to walk on and the rural redneck corps school has an observant jew from Philly. Makes perfect sense

well, we're sure doing a great job showing our antisemitic chops, so i guess full circle.

[msucolt45 4,063]

Honest question is, what does he actually bring to practice and the scout team? Ok guys, imagine this guy is the RB that is bigger/faster than what we’re seeing today, but he’s running the plays we’ve noticed over their previous 2-3 games.

Hook’em!!!

[markstanco 12,586]

She was in the restroom working the gloryhole.

I hope I am as spry and alive and up to these kiddo sayings as brat is when I’m 97 years old too.

[Armybrat 40,857]

“Spry” ?

What’s that?

[msucolt45 4,063]

I say all of that about the little “walk-on” at aggy, in “tongue in cheek,” as that’s basically what my Dad was in the early 60s at Texas, but not a walk-on, as each successive year brought on players that were bigger, faster, and stronger than my Dad. For four years, he was the weekly scout team guy, both offense and defense, except for his special teams duties on Saturday.

My Dad never played an offensive or defensive SNAP, during a game, until his Senior year, during the waning minutes of the Cotton Bowl vs Navy. All his time was on KO prevent or return. Four years, but got to play the last drive, in a position that he didn’t practice, but to just get out there! Because of those waning minutes, he “lettered” from UT.

Hook’em!!!

[Welshy 907]

59 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

OMG. 

[Welshy 907]

52 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

What if he’s Jesus? Mmm hmm, now what?

He's clearly not white enough to be Jesus. C'mon. 

[msucolt45 4,063]

Back then you had to “statistically” play an offensive or defensive SNAP, in order to be on record as having “participated,” except for kickers as FGs or punts were recorded in the stats of the game, to be “lettered” as having played.

Hook’em!!!

[Texzilla58 4,741]

What if he’s Jesus? Mmm hmm, now what?

They do t make Jews like Jesus anymore..,

[Welshy 907]

10 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

They do t make Jews like Jesus anymore..,

Seriously. No one older 40 will know, but a washing machine used to last 20 years. 30. To buy a comparably set is about 5k now, because of disposable economics. 

Old Jesus was awesome. All about peace and whores and poors. New jesus is about immigration and money and politics. Pour one out for the 50s. Americas golden age. Also, fuck aggy twice. 

[TexasGary 848]

I haven't read every page, but how in the world has Bill O'Brien not been mentioned as a candidate for aggy?

[Tex Pete 20,410]

6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Surlyhorns, what happens here...makes aggy cry. 

You know, you’re ok for a Sooner. I plan to write you into my will.
 

You’re going to get my 2005 Longhorn National Championship crocheted Speedo. Pretty special. 

[Blotto 23,560]

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Not as problematic as being 5' 6" 155

Maybe he walked on as a  kicking tee. 

[Welshy 907]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You know, you’re ok for a Sooner. I plan to write you into my will.
 

You’re going to get my 2005 Longhorn National Championship crocheted Speedo. Pretty special. 

Oh. I was going to bequeath my garden, with the stipulation that it be manicured and cleaned twice a week with strict visitation instructions.

Am I doing Okie wrong?

[FtheBig12 176]

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

So if Hicks would’ve kept his mouth shut and we fired Mack, we very well could’ve had Saban?   Never mind. We would’ve shot our nuts off anyways and screwed it up.  

Can't help but agree. Mack would have torpedoed it somehow with one of his hissy fits 

[Tex Pete 20,410]

2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

A special Texum aggy 10 gallon yarmulke.

That’s a lot of jizz!

[Tex Pete 20,410]

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

39 brings “preferred walk on” to a whole new level. Has to be parental donations to the aggy coffers, as the year he arrived, I’m willing to bet that there were at least 300 RBs in Texas alone, from 5A and below that were bigger, faster, and basically better than that chosen one.

Hook’em!!!

…but those guys are all circumcised. 

[Radical Larry 28,656]

[TOR 5,745]

Really, really hope they low-ball Traylor (because all the money's gone!) and he very publicly tells them NOPE!

[F250 28,802]

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

I think this would be a really good hire for aggy. Hopefully they hire someone else.

[nnm 36,481]

1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Nice tie-in with the Hebrew footballer.

I don’t know the connection. Just looked for a gif. I don’t know who the guy is, what the character is, what the show is. 

[markstanco 12,586]

Really, really hope they low-ball Traylor (because all the money's gone!) and he very publicly tells them NOPE!

He would get a 6 for 5 type of deal.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

When you are looking to plaster him everywhere as a token to show how open minded you are. You also get him a special made yarmulke.
 

Radical Larry?

[Radical Larry 28,656]

Radical Larry?

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

7 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Radical Larry?

Does he vibrate through walls?

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

40 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

God damn man heard of sunscreen? That gobble belongs to a much older man.

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You know, you’re ok for a Sooner. I plan to write you into my will.
 

You’re going to get my 2005 Longhorn National Championship crocheted Speedo. Pretty special. 

That thing is way too old now.  

Jan '05

#1 song - let me love you, Mario. I always thought he was in video games.

#1 movie - meet the Fockers

Steven McGee was gonna win a Heisman with his blue collar work ethic.

LHG was a shitty, totalitarian, site owner, not a shitty poster from Nebraska.

MS paint was a newly adopted yet aimless art form.

Texas fans were pleased to have Muschamp waiting to take over one day...

Corso wasn't shitting in his hats yet.

 

 

 

[Welshy 907]

Corso wasn't shitting in his pants yet.

We all know that didn't happen until 2018, but that it happens 3 times a show now. ...and when dez giggles, it's because Corso is loudly filling his diaper. 

These things are known. 

[Poe It Up 126]

Why is our fanbase so obsessed with Traylor? Seems pretty meh to me. 

[EtherealKiller 20]

17 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

God damn man heard of sunscreen? That gobble belongs to a much older man.

Doesn’t he play in a fucking dome half the year?

[TOR 5,745]

4 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Why is our fanbase so obsessed with Traylor? Seems pretty meh to me. 

Won 5 state championships at Thalia High School.

[TejasPedro 1,858]

This kid has overcome so much.

He gets me every time he’s on the TV. I guess he is all grown up now and he is on the team to file the taxes for the big NIL earners 

[tx ind 7,013]

Place is slipping, a couple of pages on the walk-on and didn’t see this

[Welshy 907]

43 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

This kid has overcome so much.

He gets me every time he’s on the TV. I guess he is all grown up now and he is on the team to file the taxes for the big NIL earners 

Fills me full of rage....for 20 years. Same retarded midget with the high pitched voaice. No homo. NTTIAWIT. 

 

Edited November 17, 2023 by Welshy
I'd like to apologize for the rage I feel everytime I hear that dudes voice. Truth is, It's on me for not being able to grow, and ignore that I've seen that same fucking ad and whining cunt for 20 fucking years. (atm dude and shriners deformed retard.

[F250 28,802]

48 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Why is our fanbase so obsessed with Traylor? Seems pretty meh to me. 

He is Texas high school football royalty. Personifies Friday Nigh Lights football. He kicked ass at recruiting while while at Texas. Plus he is a really likeable person.

 

 

[Fud 9,552]

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

He is Texas high school football royalty. Personifies Friday Nigh Lights football. He kicked ass at recruiting while while at Texas. Plus he is a really likeable person.

 

 

And all the Texas sites mods know and like him 

[Blotto 23,560]

11 minutes ago, F250 said:

He is Texas high school football royalty. Personifies Friday Nigh Lights football. He kicked ass at recruiting while while at Texas. Plus he is a really likeable person.

I'd laugh my ass off if aggy hires Traylor. He currently makes a living beating up on teams in the bottom quartile of the FBS. Does he even have a signature win? I guess there's a possibility he's the next Urban Meyer, but its far more likely imo that he's the next Charlie Strong, Billy Napier, etc... I'll be thrilled if that's who they settle on. Unless they want to hire Matt Rhule, than Matt's my preferred choice for aggy failure. 

[dec3169 504]

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Not to mention that his high school school doesn't play football 

https://www.koheletyeshiva.org/apps/pages/athletics

Are **any** Jews allowed to play football anyway?  Do they have a special kosher pigskin?  

[SHOOTER12 8,814]

8 hours ago, CoTex said:

If you're Kiffin, do you have your agent drop a hint - "Lane isn't saying he's interested, but Lane sees this as an opportunity to win national championships and he would need $20mil per year."

What's the downside?  Maybe it gets back to Ol Miss?  What are they going to do - fire him?  He's all but locked up a 10-2 record and a potential top 10 finish - they might give him a raise.  If they say no, and keep it quiet, no big deal.  If they leak it, Lane can say "that's what I'm worth and I wouldn't go there for less than I'm worth."

Is there a chance aggy gets turned down a time or two and has to bite?  Maybe?

Maybe those that say Kiffin wants the job left out 1/2 of the story.  Kiffin does want the job, if you pay him $20m. I could see Kiffin doing the weird moves at yell practice for that kinda cheese.

[A]ggy can give him 20m per year for 5 years and tell all their friends "Wed didn't get tricked again like last time - this time we only signed a 5 year deal."

Win/win.

Silence is golden.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then again, it's amazing how many idiots trip into a pot of gold