Tell Me About Texas a&m

[nnm 36,988]

Wtf happened there?

[Pimphand 6,055]

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,259]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Out of all the candidates listed, the coaches that would scare me the most would be. 

 Debeor

Kiffin

Lanning

Norvell

Meyer 

 

 

I just pissed my pants.

[InkaUtexas 26,384]

I love my school, but go back there? Fuck no. 

"Maybe. But that's all good. Certainly, I know some people there and I love my school," Campbell said during Friday's practice. "That's my alma mater and I want to do anything I can to help them but coach for them. So, and I'll do that."

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38920769/lions-dan-campbell-not-interested-texas-job

They are going to end up with the new 12th man coaching for them. 

[HtownHorn 14,943]

I still can't get over the hilarity of hiring him for $75M and letting him go for $76M.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Schumann is benefitting from just being in Smart's orbit. People around the sport and who know those guys don't see Schumann as some sort of wunderkind. I would love that hire.

Swinney is Jimbo Fisher Part Deux. His folksy shit would work at ATM to an extant, but he's an idiot beyond the schtick and the game has passed him by, even though he's pretty young. He won before the portal and before NIL by creating the whole notion of family and running payments in a high quality bag game through a church and with the help of a $9.95ers helping funnel things. On top of all of this, he'd cost an arm and a leg both in the Clemson buyout and in salary. 

They stopped Clemson-ing after Venables arrival and went right back to Clemson-ing after Venables departure.

Edited November 18, 2023 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[thunderlounge 8,039]

13 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

They stopped Clemson-ing after Venables arrival and went right back to Clemson-ing after Venables departure.

The signs come, the signs go. 

[TexEx15 17,818]

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I still can't get over the hilarity of hiring him for $75M and letting him go for $76M.

[DixonHur 11,621]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Rhule always gives off a kid diddler vibe, IMO.

[Chopper 17,362]

3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

but you do wonder if they pulled the trigger too soon.

I'd like to believe this narrative but -- despite the greatness of the Midnight Yell -- those dumb twats haven't won a road game in 2 years

[BigHornedLurker 2,044]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

No idea what happened there.

[Armybrat 41,018]

1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I just pissed my pants.

A vaper, eh?

[InkaUtexas 26,384]

ESPN giving zero love to aggy. good thing they have glory holes. 

bet Midnight yell tonight might be a bit muted. 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/

 

[YGIFS 19,453]

Why, do you know something about sheep muzzle technology we don't?  

[Blotto 23,726]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

It’s the weird smock thing. 

Sark always wears that crap and it bugs the shit out of me, because it reminds me of Rhule

[SHOOTER12 8,853]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I still can't get over the hilarity of hiring him for $75M and letting him go for $76M.

Absolutely the most concise descriptor of the whole hilarious stack of shit

Perfectly put

[Alien Octopus 605]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Rhule always gives off a kid diddler vibe, IMO.

So Happy Valley then

[Genco 3,049]

14 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Do tell.

 

 

[cochamps 1,879]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I still can't get over the hilarity of hiring him for $75M and letting him go for $76M.

During the period in between, he "earned" about $42M for going 45-25 with no SEC titles, no SEC championship games,and no playoff appearances.  IOW, for less "success" than Sumlin.

Only aggy could do this.

[Zeus 6,497]

What's crazy, in the world with NIL, couldn't they theoretically have dropped the $75M on all the best players?

[stork642 4,503]

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I still can't get over the hilarity of hiring him for $75M and letting him go for $76M.

Those fake national championship plaques aren’t free.  

[F250 28,959]

12 minutes ago, Zeus said:

What's crazy, in the world with NIL, couldn't they theoretically have dropped the $75M on all the best players?

Remember, you are talking about these people.

 

 

[Radical Larry 28,676]

1 hour ago, Genco said:

 

Jesus palomino!

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I still can't get over the hilarity of hiring him for $75M and letting him go for $76M.

Need a gif of jimbos face on grandpa Simpson walking in and walking out except he grabs 76 million off the hat rack 

[F250 28,959]

9 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Need a gif of jimbos face on grandpa Simpson walking in and walking out except he grabs 76 million off the hat rack 

 

[Nueces River Rat 5,606]

Did I hear correctly Bjork interviewed Traylor via Zoom?    You mean Bjork couldn’t take the aggy Private jet that brought Jimbo to Collie Station down to SA for a 30 min flight and meet Traylor in person ?  What an idiot.   

[redswingline 1,104]

6 hours ago, Candi Fisther said:

Matt Rhule interviewing? I don’t love that.

 

 

[Pimphand 6,055]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

What's crazy, in the world with NIL, couldn't they theoretically have dropped the $75M on all the best players?

Im pretty sure they did that too. That is what makes the aggy mediocrity streak so damn amazin

[F250 28,959]

6 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Did I hear correctly Bjork interviewed Traylor via Zoom?    You mean Bjork couldn’t take the aggy Private jet that brought Jimbo to Collie Station down to SA for a 30 min flight and meet Traylor in person ?  What an idiot.   

Well...

[General Specific 3,375]

They should go to Oregon St and take the players and the coaching staff since they are bound to see an exodus this off season. Both aggy and beaver.

I didn’t hame aggy and beaver on my bingo card!

[General Specific 3,375]

Is that the hall of champions?

[General Specific 3,375]

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[Cairn Horn88 8,441]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

What's crazy, in the world with NIL, couldn't they theoretically have dropped the $75M on all the best players?

They did!

[Cairn Horn88 8,441]

1 minute ago, General Specific said:

1

...and that's Jayne Mansfield's daughter!

[Pancho 45,527]

Highly doubt it’s true but someone on IT is saying aggy is announcing tomorrow and it’s not Traylor. 

🤷🏾‍♂️

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

5 hours ago, F250 said:

Remember, you are talking about these people.

 

 

Someone should tweet this at Josh Pate. He worked himself up into a real tizzy yesterday trying to convince us aggy isn't a cult. 

[deadshank 24,653]

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I still can't get over the hilarity of hiring him for $75M and letting him go for $76M.

My wife approves of this budgeting scheme.  

[pch 1,261]

[AnTiM 1,679]

7 hours ago, F250 said:

Remember, you are talking about these people.

This says it all...

 

 

[Jiggy-Z 3,469]

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Highly doubt it’s true but someone on IT is saying aggy is announcing tomorrow and it’s not Traylor. 

🤷🏾‍♂️

I got a drunken text from an aggy friend last night. He said it was OSU coach Diane?

Not sure which OSU and never heard of this name. He might have meant Ohio St. Coach Ryan Day which is so delusional it would make sense.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

This is how stupid the “media” world is today 

Lucci, co-owner of a college football message board, also a “journalist” in todays world puts out an “article” listing a bunch of made up shit to fluff and grift the stupidest fan base in the world, like Ryan Day, Dabo, Rhule, Urban, Kiffin, DeBoer, could all be legitimate coaching candidates. 

This gets circulated on other college football message boards

The next day, dumb message board fans communicate to casual fans, and we get ‘I heard Rhule or Day is interviewing at A&M’

The next step is lazy clickbait media like ESPN will start talking about it too. Because they’re no longer journalist either. 

The aristocrats 

[ousux 5,620]

Highly doubt it’s true but someone on IT is saying aggy is announcing tomorrow and it’s not Traylor. 

That screams Dabo to me

[Orange&White 5,557]

I can’t see any way it is Dabo, but just to entertain the notion, if Dabo hates what he considers “unrealistic expectations” at his current job, he has a big surprise waiting for him in Lit Station.

[Hawndoh 2,401]

He hasn't coached anything in 20 years but I could see aggy giving Dat Nyugen a multi year contract.

Bring back the wrecking crew!

That would be entertaining 

[DaggerHorns 3,109]

Desmond Howard on gameday:

”I don’t give a damn who they pick. I wouldn’t pick them to win their own spring game.”

 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,510]

Desmond Howard on gameday:
”I don’t give a damn who they pick. I wouldn’t pick them to win their own spring game.”
 

They have a proven track record of winning their spring game.

[Parliament 14,393]

4 hours ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Someone should tweet this at Josh Pate. He worked himself up into a real tizzy yesterday trying to convince us aggy isn't a cult. 

Pate's an idiot, and now I gotta watch the clip.  Gosh darn you.

 

[Chili dog 1,787]

17 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Who is terrified of Traylor coaching at ATM? 

I think it is a crapshoot as to whether or not he would work out there, but I think there are guys I'd prefer to see them land, like Swinney or Schumann. 

This. The only name I heard mentioned that would have come close to “terrifying” me was Lanning, but Phil Knight was never going to let that happen. 
 

Traylor has my attention, but he has never had to assemble a major college coaching staff. I could see the hire going one of several ways, but I could see it going well, and I’d rather they hire someone else. 

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Do they stand during the spring game, ready to nobly jump into action should a 12th man be needed???

[Dewey 3,315]

I think gomer is putting all their eggs into the Dan Campbell basket. His answer the other day gave off a vibe of "they call me everyday and won't leave me alone." 

Good luck to whoever takes that job.