Tell Me About Texas a&m

[The Dog 44,071]

I know Josh is doing this bit for clicks but he's going overboard saying it's a better job than ANY in the Big Ten.

The bottom line is aggy has to overpay to get coaches to come there and they are GREAT for getting coaches raises when the job is open. 

 

[linux 1,660]

I wish some moron would finally explain to him that there are differences between good job to retire to and good job to win championships.

Hell yeah I too would beg anyone to coach Texaumnm University, but I would just park my ass and quiet quit all the while feeding their little brother syndrome.

[Pimphand 5,811]

All this movie needs to be an aggy documentary is just the bride to be a ewe

Listeater: check

Stupidity with contracts: check

Excessive commitment: check

[Pam Cummings 9,646]

25 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I know Josh is doing this bit for clicks but he's going overboard saying it's a better job than ANY in the Big Ten.

The bottom line is aggy has to overpay to get coaches to come there and they are GREAT for getting coaches raises when the job is open. 

 

Their willingness to overpay is definitely not the bragging point they think it is. He's on there using all the usual refrains and buzzwords. "Resources".

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,329]

27 minutes ago, linux said:

I wish some moron would finally explain to him that there are differences between good job to retire to and good job to win championships.

Hell yeah I too would beg anyone to coach Texaumnm University, but I would just park my ass and quiet quit all the while feeding their little brother syndrome.

This. As far as jobs that way over pay, have low realistic expectations, don't have to live up to a high standard or big shoes to fill and still fill stadiums with 100K idiots willing the praise you as their savior to the point of getting a lip tattoo --  I don't know that Josh is wrong.

[Tex Pete 20,407]

17 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I mean, I don't know that I'd purchase almost 2 billion dongs if I had $76 mil, but I'm pretty sure my number would be north of 0.

I continue to look at these pictures and continue to be just amazed at the lack of talent amongst these clowns year after year.  You'd think in their long history at least one of them would be a looker.  If there ever was one, he's fucking camera shy because I've never seen a good looking person in these group shots, much less a collection of them.  It's amazing.

[Dennis Taylor 18,847]

aggy getting called out for their bullshit 

 

 

 

 

[Gordon Shumway 452]

5 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Come on now, It's no time to be shy and remember it in all it's glory:

 

I love watching this video,  but I cringe when Tucker gets horse collar tackled by his own teammate.  I always think his leg is going to snap and end his career before it even starts.  The dog pile is one thing, but you cant h roll up his legs from behind.  

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

I'm not saying He Gone

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But He Gone.

 

He didn't have his normal Monday AM radio show an unsure if he had his afternoon portion either.

[Dennis Taylor 18,847]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He didn't have his normal Monday AM radio show an unsure if he had his afternoon portion either.

I've seen him pissed about refs or whatever but I don't know if I've ever seen him that grumpy personally.  He wasn't happy about that question one fucking bit

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

It’s getting to the point where Pate may be on the aggy payroll

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those who would give up honesty to purchase viewership deserve neither.

[CooterBrown 18,015]

Who got the meme of Jimbo on the beach waving, wearing his aggy cap, flashing his cash and surrounded by hookers? 

It needs to be in front of one of those pallets of cash from the gulf war we used to pay off warlords.

[GringoSalado 1,651]

nvm poor aggy

Edited November 21, 2023 by GringoSalado

[4th&Five 41,571]

 

[Pimphand 5,811]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I'm all for dunking on aggy but they have only hired 14 coaches since Homer Norton patrolled the sidelines during that 1939 season of champions.  I don't have the care to go look at the contracts they signed people to along the way but I bet they didn't really start overpaying until the mid 70s with Bellard if I had to guess.

[Bevo20 35]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Yeah it is. They don't call it Texas 8-4 for nothing. 🤣

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

1 hour ago, Gordon Shumway said:

I love watching this video,  but I cringe when Tucker gets horse collar tackled by his own teammate.  I always think his leg is going to snap and end his career before it even starts.  The dog pile is one thing, but you cant h roll up his legs from behind.  

Pretty sure he made it out ok.

[Pimphand 5,811]

9 minutes ago, Bevo20 said:

Yeah it is. They don't call it Texas 8-4 for nothing. 🤣

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-8and4-isnt-just-a-meme/110607501/

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I've seen him pissed about refs or whatever but I don't know if I've ever seen him that grumpy personally.  He wasn't happy about that question one fucking bit

He can be surly and secretive with the media and fans, I don’t care.  Just hope he’s being honest with the players.  I’m sure they all understand the business side.  If he already accepted the job and is hiding it that’s a good way to lose the players respect and lose the last two games.  

[Deej 76,858]

You'd be grumpy too if your first shot at a P5 job and a big payday was a career killer.

[89Horn 1,542]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

You'd be grumpy too if your first shot at a P5 job and a big payday was a career killer.

Kinda reminds me of the movie Bedazzled with Elizabeth Hurley and Brendan Fraser.  Make a deal with the devil to get a P5 job with a big payday .  .  .  but it’s with aggy.

[ousux 5,601]

I'm not saying He Gone
Spoiler

But He Gone.

 

If he doesn't land at aggy he will get one of the other jobs coming open. That said I've always thought he'd be the one in spite of some aggy thinking they're somehow too good for an ex-HS coach that has had moderate success as a lower level CFB HC. Of the realistic candidates he's the best fit for their weirdness. I'm sure the aggys who arent thrilled with the hire will talk themselves into him being the next Saban by the spring game. Too soon for "don't care, got Jeff!" Tshirts and mugs?

[Lhorn 4,928]

I like Traylor.  I’d like the hire if I were at UH, TTU, Baylor, etc.  But, if I were wandering the desert like aggy and just made a fool of myself over Jimbo, I’d want more of a sure thing hire.  
Are they gonna pay him what his success and experience level warrants or are they gonna feel the need to give him 6 million per year because they’re “big dogs?”  

I have no idea how many doors have been slammed in their faces so far, but Traylor doesn’t seem like the “splash hire” that they think they deserve.  Their ego tells them they need to steal a guy from a program that frequently visits the top 25 much to the impotent lamentations of the school and their helpless fanbase.  

[Pimphand 5,811]

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Are they gonna pay him what his success and experience level warrants or are they gonna feel the need to give him 6 million per year because they’re “big dogs?” 

If anyone takes that job for less than $7mm they are an absolute dumbass fool. Bilbo set the floor. You can't be paying your ex coach substantively more than your current coach.

[ousux 5,601]

If anyone takes that job for less than $7mm they are an absolute dumbass fool. Bilbo set the floor. You can't be paying your ex coach substantively more than your current coach.

That would be such a bitchslap to whoever signs up for that, and you know it would be mentioned often by all the talking heads. Or at least talking heads not named Josh Pate.

[MIkeHoncho 1,931]

So if it is Traylor, he is 38–13 in 4 years at UTSA, or roughly 9-3/yr so a clear upgrade for Texas 8&4.  He's also 0-3 in bowl games.  It would be interesting to see what is record is without Frank Harris.  

[Lhorn 4,928]

13 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

.  It would be interesting to see what is record is without Frank Harris.  

Thats my concern but at aggy and with NIL he should be able to pull top flight QBs. 

[Vertigo 20,298]

8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Thats my concern but at aggy and with NIL he should be able to pull top flight QBs. 

Yeah, so should Jimbo. 

[chainsaw 9,872]

9 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Thats my concern but at aggy and with NIL he should be able to pull top flight QBs. 

He's a good coach but unproven. Not someone I would break the bank just for a chance to hire. Not yet, anyway. He needs some signature wins first.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,427]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

5 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I'm not saying He Gone
Spoiler

  Reveal hidden contents

But He Gone.

 

If he doesn't land at aggy he will get one of the other jobs coming open. That said I've always thought he'd be the one in spite of some aggy thinking they're somehow too good for an ex-HS coach that has had moderate success as a lower level CFB HC. Of the realistic candidates he's the best fit for their weirdness. I'm sure the aggys who arent thrilled with the hire will talk themselves into him being the next Saban by the spring game. Too soon for "don't care, got Jeff!" Tshirts and mugs?

They’ll be trying to copyright BEast Texas before the introductory press conference 

[Deej 76,858]

Glad they had a plan before firing Jimbo.

[Dark Horse 2,284]

I think Traylor is 1-5 without Harris

2020: Lost to UAB, Army, and BYU

2021: Beat Lamar in 2021

2022: Started all games

2023: Lost to Army and Tennessee 

 

[ClubWhatever 12,153]

Just now, Deej said:

Glad they had a plan before firing Jimbo.

It was an immediate admission that essentially any coach is better than Jimbo.  

[Magus Ossis 2,815]

5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It was an immediate admission that essentially any coach is better than Jimbo.  

They actually doubled down on the notion that no coach is better than Jimbo.

[Biff Tannen 45,695]

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

Kinda reminds me of the movie Bedazzled with Elizabeth Hurley and Brendan Fraser.  Make a deal with the devil to get a P5 job with a big payday .  .  .  but it’s with aggy.

Underrated movie.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

You'd be grumpy too if your first shot at a P5 job and a big payday was a career killer.

Well 5 years at aggy (or at least the contract) is worth at least 10 years at utsa  money wise.  So sure, might tank his career but his bank account will be just fine!

[Vermin 3,055]

48 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

So if it is Traylor, he is 38–13 in 4 years at UTSA, or roughly 9-3/yr so a clear upgrade for Texas 8&4.  He's also 0-3 in bowl games.  It would be interesting to see what is record is without Frank Harris.  

Impossible to know. Frank Harris has confirmed he will play an 8th, 9th, and 10th year.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Just now, Vermin said:

Impossible to know. Frank Harris has confirmed he will play an 8th, 9th, and 10th year.

Utsa just got a commitment from Hank Farris.  

[Pancho 44,878]

IT saying aggy sounds like they are leaning towards Traylor and are waiting to see if UTSA makes the AAC title game. They could potentially move forward after that. 

[Vermin 3,055]

Just now, Pancho said:

IT saying aggy sounds like they are leaning towards Traylor and are waiting to see if UTSA makes the AAC title game. They could potentially move forward after that. 

Brian Kelly ditched Notre Dame with playoff potential, but aggy has to wait patiently for AAC title game results. Poor aggy.

[utexas8 1,463]

Means nothing.

Weird IT would know stuff about the search but wells is close with traylor.

[atomheartbevo 89,756]

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

I know Josh is doing this bit for clicks but he's going overboard saying it's a better job than ANY in the Big Ten.

The bottom line is aggy has to overpay to get coaches to come there and they are GREAT for getting coaches raises when the job is open. 

4 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Those who would give up honesty to purchase viewership deserve neither.

As was said, it is an awesome job for the low expectations......but Pate wasn't saying "it's the best job to crank out mediocre results while collecting over $7 million a year." (because that would piss off aggy).

There's wanting to get clicks, and there's doing something that will ensure nobody takes you seriously going forward, and I don't think he understands that line.

 

 

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I've seen him pissed about refs or whatever but I don't know if I've ever seen him that grumpy personally.  He wasn't happy about that question one fucking bit

If aggy were talking to him and he thinks the reporter found out, he maybe wondering what else that reporter knows and wants to ask and is a little worried.

[Lhorn 4,928]

14 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Utsa just got a commitment from Frank Harris Jr.  

Fify

[MIkeHoncho 1,931]

Are they using all these others as a smoke screen to hide a Mark Stoops hire?   

[redswingline 1,057]

[TexasMan 10,944]

 

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 850]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Never was this more appropriate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

Edited November 21, 2023 by StrippersAndNobelPrizes

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

16 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Are they using all these others as a smoke screen to hide a Mark Stoops hire?   

Is that the good one out there one Sark tried to hire?

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

23 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

Means nothing.

Weird IT would know stuff about the search but wells is close with traylor.

 

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[redswingline 1,057]

This just in: Jimbo fired because aggy players are too stupid to think

 

Edited November 21, 2023 by redswingline