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11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 

Would love to know how much they approved for/offered Dabo.

Has to be through-the-roof nonsensical.

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There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 
But he also knows if he passes and has a decent season with Duke next year then he'll have a shot at a similar paying job with far less crazy to deal with.
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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

How is this an upgrade ?

It's not Jimbo and so at least when aggy shits its pants they won't ALSO have to hear about how much they are paying their coach to shit their pants (contract terms pending).   That's it....that's the upgrade.  

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Another reversal would be fucking awesome.

In the past 24 hours we have learned that Michigan St is a more desirable destination that A&M. Can we even call them a Top 20 job?
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His wife must have learned about it. Gonna take a little time to “bring her around”.
North Carolina or Collie Station Texas. Gonna be tough for her to choose.
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Just now, shnsajax said:


In the past 24 hours we have learned that Michigan St is a more desirable destination that A&M. Can we even call them a Top 20 job?

Just off the top of my head, all of these jobs are more desirable than aggy:
 

Bama

Texas

Notre Dame

Florida

OU

Georgia

Florida St.

Michigan

Ohio St.

Miami

USC

Oregon

Stanford

Penn St.

Michigan St.

Ole Miss

Nebraska

Wisconsin

Washington

Tennessee

Clemson

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3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

A&M had a very specific search where they wanted a beer-bellied former Jimbo DC that currently coaches at a basketball school. 

Villanova had better be locking down their football coach in case this goes off the rails again.

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

We know where their priorities are

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at least with Stoops you could feign that it was a long term plan.  this pretty much says we had no other choice because he's the only coach we could get that would keep/promote Robinson with the bonus that he "gets aggy".   he's also not a bank breaker and will accept a normal 5 year contract.

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There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 

I’m almost hoping they DO hire Elko.

I got shit to do at work this week, and another truckload of aggy misery will tank my productivity all to hell.
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Just now, dcar00 said:

at least with Stoops you could feign that it was a long term plan.  this pretty much says we had no other choice because he's the only coach we could get that would keep/promote Robinson with the bonus that he "gets aggy".   he's also not a bank breaker and will accept a normal 5 year contract.

He has the same agent as Stoops.  He’s not taking a cent less and will likely ask for more

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3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I bet aggy loses every game next year as they prep every week for playing Texas at the end of the season

So you are saying they are not going to even practice for their cupcake. Watch us beat them like Bama at Auburn.

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36 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Home? Is Mike Elko from College Station?

 

31 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's from Jersey.

He's a Jersey-born Ivy Leaguer.    He'll fit right in.  

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Just off the top of my head, all of these jobs are more desirable than aggy:
 
Bama
Texas
Notre Dame
Florida
OU
Georgia
Florida St.
Michigan
Ohio St.
Miami
USC
Oregon
Stanford
Penn St.
Michigan St.
Ole Miss
Nebraska
Wisconsin
Washington
Tennessee
Clemson

UCLA seems comparable wherever that is.
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2 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said:

He has the same agent as Stoops.  He’s not taking a cent less and will likely ask for more

Because he quite literally has them by the balls. If it comes out he turned them down, A&M is on their 3rd choice at best. Can they handle the public humiliation?

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2 minutes ago, shnsajax said:


UCLA seems comparable wherever that is.

True.
 

I left off LSU and probably others.

 

aggy- other than that the insane compensation - is, arguably, not a top-25 job.

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2 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

True.
 

I left off LSU and probably others.

 

aggy- other than that the insane compensation - is, arguably, not a top-25 job.

That's the deal with aggy.  They're a bunch of stupid hicks with money.  You can't stand being around them . . . but they have money.

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I’m jumping in here on page 1283 to say that I’ve been driving for the last 10 hours from Colorado Springs to ETX. When I left at 5 am MT the thread was on page 1270. I have 13 pages to catch up on. So far I’ve learned about the Stoops reneg. It’s going to be fun catching up on the next 13 pages while Mrs NNM finishes out the drive. 

You couldn’t sell this as fiction. People wouldn’t believe it. 
I’m here for it. 

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

My first choice would have been Lance Liepold.  That guy worked miracles at KU.

But he lost to TU! I think that's why they probably didn't considered him. They could not have their new HC have a losing record against us.

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19 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Textbook for what not to do for hiring new HC.  Masterful.

So aggy said we'll hire you, but you're stuck promoting a one trick recruiting wizard to significant scheme and play-calling responsibilities in your area of expertise because the academic admin likes him personally.

Really professional management over at aggy.

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16 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So Elko went 9-4 his first year, then 7-5 his second year?  Not exactly the trend I'd want in an HC, but hey, I'm not aggy.

Manipulating idiots to do your bidding really is what winning looks like.

 

Hyped up Elko before he collapsed in year 2 and aggie bit

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2 minutes ago, Vermin said:

So aggy said we'll hire you, but you're stuck promoting a one trick recruiting wizard to significant scheme and play-calling responsibilities in your area of expertise because the academic admin likes him personally.

Really professional management over at aggy.

Title only for EROB. He can learn while Elko calls the defensive plays.

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19 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Just off the top of my head, all of these jobs are more desirable than aggy:
 

Bama

Texas

Notre Dame

Florida

OU

Georgia

Florida St.

Michigan

Ohio St.

Miami

USC

Oregon

Stanford

Penn St.

Michigan St.

Ole Miss

Nebraska

Wisconsin

Washington

Tennessee

Clemson

don't forget Kentucky

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