Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Vertigo 20298]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Liucci on Finnbaum. 

In true aggie fashion, they are doing a pep rally FOR AN HOUR before the press conference.. I for one hope to see the entire aggy band playing at full throat while walking two steps behind Elko to the podium. Who does a pep rally in college? FFS

Edited November 27, 2023 by Vertigo

[C-Man 27239]

So Elko told Duke officials and Blue Devils' players that he'd been offered the aggy job last night but hadn't accepted yesterday? He said a decision would be made within 24 hours? At some point, Elko boarded a private jet with Ross Bjork bound for aggyland? Didn't tell anyone? Then set up a Zoom call to break the news to Duke officials and players?

Is that how this went down last yesterday? Anybody seen contract details?

[Vertigo 20298]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

So Elko told Duke officials and Blue Devils' players that he'd been offered the aggy job last night but hadn't accepted yesterday? He said a decision would be made within 24 hours? At some point, Elko boarded a private jet with Ross Bjork bound for aggyland? Didn't tell anyone? Then set up a Zoom call to break the news to Duke officials and players?

Is that how this went down last yesterday? Anybody seen contract details?

This is correct. No contract details yet.

[Tex Pete 20413]

Just now, Vertigo said:

In true aggie fashion, they are doing a pep rally FOR AN HOUR before the press conference.. I for one hope to see the entire aggy band playing at full throat while walking two steps behind Elko to the podium. Who does a pep rally in college? FFS

They can't NOT do it. There are bound to be some embarrassing videos and photos that emerge.

[Beau Vine 54322]

16 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Champions of what?

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

This presser is laughable. 

[Tex Pete 20413]

They'll be sawing Varsity's horns off before long. Because that is really all this is about.

[NashLonghorn 272]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Good Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Straight outta the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and I'm not talking about the Matthew McConaughey one.

[markstanco 12586]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

No, thank you.

He will end up were all the head cases go, Fort Worth. 

[Nicole44 22072]

 

[NOMAAA 1696]

30!!

[Deej 76861]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

"28 of the 30 told us to fuck off."

[orangebird 1079]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

So apparently, "You have reached the voicemail of Nick Saban.  Please leave a message.  <beep>" counts as an engagement.

Noted.

[Tex Pete 20413]

Just now, NOMAAA said:

30!!

He's counting Twitter DMs that weren't answered. And messages put into bottles and dropped into the Houston Ship Channel.

[Hagbard Celine 10898]

why isn't this presser on SECN?  it's the finebaum show

perfect timing?

[miguelito 11266]

31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He'd probably kill one of the cashiers in a "team building" exercise.

Team building is ok.

 

Bonfires, on the other hand....

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10335]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Lol... he talked to Jimmy Sexton... 30+ direct/indirect coaches right there

[smuggs 9353]

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Liucci on Finnbaum. 

Kinky.

[Pancho 44884]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

They keep talking about national championships. Ha

[miguelito 11266]

We always get our first choice.

Out of a top 30 list prepared by googling "available coaches near you."

[Tex Pete 20413]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

They keep talking about national championships. Ha

Well, they really have no choice but to talk about them. They certainly aren't competing for them.

Wait... "The worm has turned!" or is it "Hold the rope!" or "Get your licks in while you can!" or "We run this state!" or...?

[Nicole44 22072]

Elko is a duck in water. For whatever reason he totally loves it. That’s like, legit the best they can hope for.

Also, Liucci said that with Stoops, aggy “jilted” him at the altar (my words not his) and got cold feet based on the “visceral reaction of the aggy fan base which was unexpected—something Liucci hadn’t seen in 25 years—that strong of a reaction. Said not happy with how it was handled (dumping him at the tarmac.) bizarre. 

[SamMan 1367]

44 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I love that show soooooo much! 
 

Some Pre-presser intro of Elko “stuff”:

That last one is a bit alarming! He’s floating! 

That bottom picture…

All I see is this:

[Tex Pete 20413]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Liucci said that with Stoops, aggy “jilted” him at the altar (my words not his) and got cold feet based on the “visceral reaction of the aggy fan base which was unexpected—something Liucci hadn’t seen in 25 years—that strong of a reaction. Said not happy with how it was handled (dumping him at the tarmac.) bizarre. 

But it was apparent by the way Liucci and Zwerneman put it out there that they wanted the fans to blow it up. Exactly like the Texas to SEC story. He got what he wanted.

[Texzilla58 4741]

Good Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Straight outta the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and I'm not talking about the Matthew McConaughey one.

More like rodeo clowns

[Nicole44 22072]

Liucci repeated the list: (his order not mine) Elko (ofcourse), DeBoer (wouldn’t engage at all—too busy), Lanning would be a good fit he said but they didn’t approach (probably because of what happened with DeBoer), Traylor (interviewed and was high on list as a candidate) as was Leopold (Kansas—he got a hard look) and threw in Fisch (but said nothing about approaching just mentioned) and then Stoops. So we kinda know the true order based on What Liucci just said. I am paraphrasing best I can what he said and order in which he said their names. 

[Nicole44 22072]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

But it was apparent by the way Liucci and Zwerneman put it out there that they wanted the fans to blow it up. Exactly like the Texas to SEC story. He got what he wanted.

WOW. That’s just shitastic! I mean…the treatment of the whole deal was just so last minute assclownage. Guess he’s flexing some power there. If true. 

[Tex Pete 20413]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

WOW. That’s just shitastic! I mean…the treatment of the whole deal was just so last minute assclownage. Guess he’s flexing some power there. If true. 

Texags runs Texas A&M. That's how it's been since RC.

[Nicole44 22072]

14 minutes ago, orangebird said:

So apparently, "You have reached the voicemail of Nick Saban.  Please leave a message.  <beep>" counts as an engagement.

Noted.

 Classic Sales trick. 

[Dutchrudder 11149]

22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

In all fairness, they actually did not go with the Plan B.  By the way, does anyone know what the 30th letter of the alphabet is?

[tx ind 7013]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Texags runs Texas A&M. That's how it's been since RC.

They should have run a fucking poll (they are the champions of internet polls) on Texags and saved themselves a bunch of time.

[ousux 5601]

I love that show soooooo much! 
 
Some Pre-presser intro of Elko “stuff”:
[/url] That last one is a bit alarming! He’s floating! 

Disembodied Elko head floating above what appears to be a post apocalyptic wasteland is quite fitting. Kudos to aggy graphic artists.

[ousux 5601]

I honestly don't know how quoting posts turns into a giant link, but I hope goatse is still up and it takes everyone there.

[TrashMaster G 17581]

4 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

In all fairness, they actually did not go with the Plan B.  By the way, does anyone know what the 30th letter of the alphabet is?

Delta

[crash_davis 23114]

51 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

5 minutes until go time…

 

I was thinking that no way they include the milkmen in the ceremony, and there they are. Never change aggy.

[nnm 36481]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

It would take some digging but Duke was 3-9 in David Cutcliffe's last season in 2021. Elko's first Duke team was 9-4, so a six-win improvement. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, yeah, that ain't the biggest one-year turnaround for a first-year coach of all time.

Hell, last year Sonny Freaking Dykes took quiet-quitting Gary’s 5-7 TCU team to 13-2, featuring an undefeated regular season and a CFP semifinal win (something OUsux never did) over Michigan, before crashing and burning in the CFP final. 
How does 8 wins strike you?

[Nicole44 22072]

 

[Tex Pete 20413]

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I was thinking that no way they include the milkmen in the ceremony, and there they are. Never change aggy.

They can't NOT do it.

[Nicole44 22072]

6 minutes ago, tx ind said:

They should have run a fucking poll (they are the champions of internet polls) on Texags and saved themselves a bunch of time.

There’s more shit there. We will have to wait for the eventually Texas Monthly article and Bum Steer awards to find out what/how it all went down. 

[TOR 5752]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

 

$7 million holy shit!  Yeah, that is the Elko retirement plan right there, he doesn't even have to worry about the incentives.  No wonder Mrs. Elko said 'sure why not?'

[Tex Pete 20413]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

They outbid themselves again.

[Kwix 2192]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

So a million dollars and an extra year added to the contract each year he finishes in the top 12?

 

 

[The Dog 44073]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

at least there appears to be offset language this time.

[Nicole44 22072]

Not a bad haul for them. 

[Valmy77 13251]

Isn't that more than we pay Sark? He has only two years of head coaching experience and just went 7-5.

A&M is fucking up the coaching market with this insanity.

[Nicole44 22072]

Better look at contract from another tweet: I couldn’t quite see the other one as well as this one:

 

[orangebird 1079]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Not a bad haul for them. 

So it was, "automatic straight to the front of the line at the College Station Golden Corral" that sealed the deal, right?

[Nicole44 22072]

Just now, orangebird said:

So it was, "automatic straight to the front of the line at the College Station Golden Corral" that sealed the deal, right?

Chocolate fountain!!! 

[Tex Pete 20413]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Isn't that more than we pay Sark? He has only two years of head coaching experience and just went 7-5.

A&M is fucking up the coaching market with this insanity.

Yes. They can't help themselves.