Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Tex Pete 20330]

Just now, Zone Read said:

I don't wish a shitty childhood like his or mine on anyone, but why would you make it worse by going to a&m?  My life improved 1000% the day I set foot on the 40 acres.

...and you most likely didn't have to eat Cheerios every day.

Seriously, BCS is a community of unfathomable sadness for many people. It has little about it that is redeeming.

[Pancho 44701]

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

 

So he has childhood trauma and he takes it out on The University of Texas instead of going to see a therapist? As if UT forced his parents to divorce? 

[Asithappens 974]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

So he has childhood trauma and he takes it out on The University of Texas instead of going to see a therapist? As if UT forced his parents to divorce? 

Exactly what I was thinking. 

That guy needs therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. He's sick and using Texas as his foil. I can see this guy renting a U-Haul and purchasing a lot of fertilizer in the future.

[YGIFS 19449]

Show me on Hook 'Em where Bevo touched your Mom.  

[bad_teammate 13188]

7 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Exactly what I was thinking. 

That guy needs therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. He's sick and using Texas as his foil. I can see this guy renting a U-Haul and purchasing a lot of fertilizer in the future.

My man is going to Harvey Updyke the trees on the six pack.

[Nicole44 22057]

I was in attendance at the 1995 game. Was on the 50 yard line front row next to the band and have no idea to this day how we drew those tickets. Nevertheless, people behind us were jumping and charging the field. We did the same briefly to avoid being crushed. Never will forget looking up to a full crowd and seeing a dead silent crowd judging us in their agony over the defeat and their anger over us being on their sacred field. Then all the fuckery happened with the corp and all that. I’m sure something switched in many an aggy that day. 
 

Regardless, are they aware everyone charges the fucking field no matter the opponent now? It’s becoming comical and sad. Charging the field then had some meaning. Now kids do it for Instagram clicks. Be pissed at that. It has no meaning now. I’m not going to bag on that poster. Seems like we were around the same age and growing up in Amarillo wonder if our paths ever crossed. At any rate the outrage over us charging the field and their reaction to it still is comical. Their reaction to our response offering an olive branch and our beautiful tribute to them after the bonfire tragedy was like a petulant immature child. We charged your field after we beat you. Get over it. Charging the field has no more meaning now so when we beat you next year we will just try to get out of town with our lives. Jeez. Opine much about it???? 

[Blotto 23487]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

are they aware everyone charges the fucking field no matter the opponent now

For away games? 

[grazinhorn 472]

Someone had boxes of sugar cubes, and we pelted those corps turds closest to us for quite a while while laughing at them.  Good times.  

 

(Let's not think about the actual sugar bowl...)

Edited November 28, 2023 by grazinhorn

[TOR 5528]

3 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

Someone had boxes of sugar cubes, and we pelted those corps turds closest to us for quite a while while laughing at them.  Good times.  

 

(Let's not think about the actual sugar bowl...)

That Sugar Bowl was a wet, miserable disaster.

[Duane Moore 5237]

1 hour ago, orangebird said:

Aw come on, it was just that one episode of drunk motorcycle riding with his extramarital paramour!  Could have been any of us, right?

[TxEx84 398]

I was at the game, too. Was going to mention the sugar cubes. Great times! Laughable when fake army attacked our fans.

[dcar00 14151]

44 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You assume that is not fan fiction.

I'm assuming it's from a surly asshole.  we have some excellent essayists on this site.

[Hornlover 8828]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Every time I see some form of the word "vetted," it's clear that the person who was supposed to be vetted wasn't actually vetted.  

"Vetted" is a fake word that means nothing apparently.  It's just a word that people throw out there after they've hired someone with massive red flags.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vet#dictionary-entry-3

 

[Tex Pete 20330]

17 minutes ago, TOR said:

That Sugar Bowl was a wet, miserable disaster.

My seat inside the Superdome was completely dry.

...now there were empty whiskey bottles, beer cans, and cups raining down on the endzone in the 4th quarter...

[Royale with cheese 1466]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Good God, no.  Worst cover ever.

     -- "These are the best crab cakes in town, I swear to God, much better than that crap we were eating in Managua. Remember that? I don't know if it was Mexican, Puerto Rican; I don't know what it was, but it was crap. I hated it."

     -- "I didn't mind it. I had some pork dish I quite liked."

Loosely translated: Suum cuique. 

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26435]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I went there with a few offensive lineman in 1996 when I moved to Austin.  We got roughly the same treatment.  I thought my two plates was impressive, these guys did about 4-5 each.  She was not amused.

I even told her "you're the one who put crab rangoons on a buffet in a college town, what did you think would happen?"

[Vermin 3043]

Is the fake story being merged with SMU?

[Mileslong 4728]

[Born to Run 6569]

Now you're going to tell me Florence doesn't sing with a Machine.  WTF dude!?

Given user name, she's not even from Florence.

[Leanderman 2275]

I got your "Florence" right here

[F250 28764]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

So he has childhood trauma and he takes it out on The University of Texas instead of going to see a therapist? As if UT forced his parents to divorce? 

And that boy's father is Randolph Duke.

[Deej 76754]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

So he has childhood trauma and he takes it out on The University of Texas instead of going to see a therapist? As if UT forced his parents to divorce? 

UT was fucking both his parents in the side and then beating the shit out of them, apparently. 

[Deej 76754]

45 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I even told her "you're the one who put crab rangoons on a buffet in a college town, what did you think would happen?"

I miss Shanghai River. If they had named it Cool Shanghai River. It could have had Asian MILFs.

[atomheartbevo 89625]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

SEC Rant never ceases to amaze me. Every time I follow a link over there, then click around, I stumble into some of the dumbest human beings with Internet access that could possibly exist. Some of those posters do not appear to be functioning human beings. 

On the other hand, of their top 10 threads right now, Texas is the subject matter of half of them. There's a lot of anxiety about a rising Texas throwing its weight around among conference members. Alabama and Georgia posters are notably absent from the handwringing. 

They (and Tiger Droppings and TexAgs) have a ton of dumbfucks who were openly posting Qanon/conspiracy threads running into dozens/hundreds of pages - people who were openly questioning whether the earth is flat or round, whether the Holocaust happened, whether we landed on the moon, whether Tom Hanks was drinking fluids harvested from children etc. Their admins started nuking those threads or making them private when they veered into racism and/or their advertisers were getting spooked.  Luigi caught a lot of shit on TexAgs and a bunch of TD posters flipped out when those threads started getting nuked.

It's just an extension/symptom of the mentality some of them have that nothing is ever their fault, and the only reason aggy doesn't have more MNCs is because everybody conspired against them because they are afraid of aggy winning all the championships or something.  There's threads there and on TexAgs saying that just because some of Texas's 2024 opponents are top 10/top 5 now, they won't be a year from now and so we have an easy schedule.

[C-Man 27184]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I was in attendance at the 1995 game. Was on the 50 yard line front row next to the band and have no idea to this day how we drew those tickets. Nevertheless, people behind us were jumping and charging the field. We did the same briefly to avoid being crushed. Never will forget looking up to a full crowd and seeing a dead silent crowd judging us in their agony over the defeat and their anger over us being on their sacred field. Then all the fuckery happened with the corp and all that. I’m sure something switched in many an aggy that day. 
 

Regardless, are they aware everyone charges the fucking field no matter the opponent now? It’s becoming comical and sad. Charging the field then had some meaning. Now kids do it for Instagram clicks. Be pissed at that. It has no meaning now. I’m not going to bag on that poster. Seems like we were around the same age and growing up in Amarillo wonder if our paths ever crossed. At any rate the outrage over us charging the field and their reaction to it still is comical. Their reaction to our response offering an olive branch and our beautiful tribute to them after the bonfire tragedy was like a petulant immature child. We charged your field after we beat you. Get over it. Charging the field has no more meaning now so when we beat you next year we will just try to get out of town with our lives. Jeez. Opine much about it???? 

I was there too. Covered the game for The Daily Texan. It was glorious. My co-beat writer and I were high-fiving under the table in the press box the entire game. I'd been in that stadium a couple of times before -- bunch of my mom's family went there -- but never for a Texas game. Bryant Westbrook annihilated that poor wide receiver and got a personal foul for standing over him (Dick Vermeil was pissed at the call) and Ricky had his breakout game. It was glorious being on the sideline when it ended and I saw all the Corps shitty-ness afterward. aggy was fucking pissed after. That was a fun season. It's a miracle I survived after confusing Shane Rink for Tyson King during the preseason. I thought Shane was going to kill me.

[Deej 76754]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

My co-beat writer and I were high-fiving under the table in the press box the entire game.

 

[Cody2422 270]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

So he has childhood trauma and he takes it out on The University of Texas instead of going to see a therapist? As if UT forced his parents to divorce? 

This poor fucker is going to have a tough time next year 

[bad_teammate 13188]

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Elko got rid of Petrino, Addazio, and Dabagman Craig...

[El Squared 1800]

19 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I don't mind playing them I just don't want it to be an every year "rivalry game". OU should be the only every year game and every other team should be rotating. 

It's not a "rivalry game"....it's more like having to go to the proctologist to get an annoying hemorrhoid removed.

Edited November 29, 2023 by El Squared

[DFW Horn 6123]

39 minutes ago, C-Man said:

...My co-beat writer and I were high-fiving under the table in the press box the entire game. 

You two sumbitches must be really short

[El Squared 1800]

18 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This whole Robinson thing as the fulcrum of their hopes and dreams is funny. 

No, agge is the fulcrum, and Elko and E. Rob balance each other out perfectly...

Edited November 29, 2023 by El Squared

[El Squared 1800]

8 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

  

 

Human sacrifice, it didn't work for the Aztecs in the end, and certainly not for agge...

[chainsaw 9857]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

They (and Tiger Droppings and TexAgs) have a ton of dumbfucks who were openly posting Qanon/conspiracy threads running into dozens/hundreds of pages - people who were openly questioning whether the earth is flat or round, whether the Holocaust happened, whether we landed on the moon, whether Tom Hanks was drinking fluids harvested from children etc. Their admins started nuking those threads or making them private when they veered into racism and/or their advertisers were getting spooked.  Luigi caught a lot of shit on TexAgs and a bunch of TD posters flipped out when those threads started getting nuked.

It's just an extension/symptom of the mentality some of them have that nothing is ever their fault, and the only reason aggy doesn't have more MNCs is because everybody conspired against them because they are afraid of aggy winning all the championships or something.  There's threads there and on TexAgs saying that just because some of Texas's 2024 opponents are top 10/top 5 now, they won't be a year from now and so we have an easy schedule.

The sips joining the SEC is actually the strongest proof yet that the sips are terrified of the SEC.

The sips making the CCG is actually the strongest proof yet that the sips can't handle a culture of winning.

The sips landing big time recruits is actually the strongest proof yet that the sips don't believe in their current players.

The sips applauding Arch Manning is actually the strongest proof yet that the sips know they can't prevent talented players from portaling out.

[ousux 5596]

The sips joining the SEC is actually the strongest proof yet that the sips are terrified of the SEC.
The sips making the CCG is actually the strongest proof yet that the sips can't handle a culture of winning.
The sips landing big time recruits is actually the strongest proof yet that the sips don't believe in their current players.
The sips applauding Arch Manning is actually the strongest proof yet that the sips know they can't prevent talented players from portaling out.

You would think with all the mental gymnastics aggy would produce some stellar scientists or at least decent chess players.

[El Squared 1800]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

 Undergrad is supposed to expand your worldview, not narrow it.  They see this as a feature, not a bug.  

It used to be that way. You really think the undergrad experience,today, does that? It's the opposite, it's a snowflake, recreational triggering factory.

[El Squared 1800]

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Mike Elko is a fat version of R.C. Slocum.  And I'm not saying the R.C. Slocum who managed to get double-digit wins in a Southwest Conference that was circling the drain.  I mean the "no frills guy" who was plunged into mediocrity by a more competitive Big XII conference.

True dat, but as I was alive for that, he did own us mostly. Like the dick eater, Stoops.

[atomheartbevo 89625]

17 minutes ago, El Squared said:

True dat, but as I was alive for that, he did own us mostly. Like the dick eater, Stoops.

Back in the 80s and 90s, aggy knew how to buy Trans Ams for players going to other universities.

[Slacks 6819]

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

So he has childhood trauma and he takes it out on The University of Texas instead of going to see a therapist? As if UT forced his parents to divorce? 

 

4 hours ago, Asithappens said:

Exactly what I was thinking. 

That guy needs therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. He's sick and using Texas as his foil. I can see this guy renting a U-Haul and purchasing a lot of fertilizer in the future.

y'all read all that shit?

[atomheartbevo 89625]

Just now, Slacks said:

y'all read all that shit?

You must not have been one of the t-sips that banged his mom while he tried to drown out the noise in the other room by cranking Mr. Rogers up as high as their little TV would go.

4 hours ago, Asithappens said:

That guy needs therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. He's sick and using Texas as his foil. I can see this guy renting a U-Haul and purchasing a lot of fertilizer in the future.

He's more the type to make a list of players from that game.

[Tex Pete 20330]

12 minutes ago, Slacks said:

 

y'all read all that shit?

Yes. It’s funny. 

[texasdago 7567]

46 minutes ago, El Squared said:

It used to be that way. You really think the undergrad experience,today, does that? It's the opposite, it's a snowflake, recreational triggering factory.

[TrashMaster G 17543]

1 hour ago, El Squared said:

It's not a "rivalry game"....it's more like having to go to the proctologist to get an annoying hemorrhoid removed.

Oh, stop with this bullshit.

They are the annoying little brother and they are a bunch of fucking delusional dumbasses, but they ARE rivals. 

They are our clear #2 rivals and we are their clear #1. Denying it just looks dumb.

I was fine with not playing them, but let the hate flow again. It's fine.

[Pimphand 5733]

Holy shit I am 25 pages behind. Oh well.

As far as 1995 goes I was in my senior year at TAMS at UNT and went to 3 games that year.... OU, UVA (Dawson game), & the aggy game. Obviously the fucking tie against OU sucked after we stomped their ass in the first quarter but the other two games were amazing. Unfortunately I was up in the cheap seats at Pyle and didn't get to partake in antagonizing the CTs but I did get a kick out of it.

My parents split up when I was in kindergarten then got back together in 2nd grade before divorcing finally in 4th grade. I never went to any school more than 3 years the entire time you just had to make friends. As the Norse say I will find a way or I will make one.

[F250 28764]

44 minutes ago, Slacks said:

 

y'all read all that shit?

It was hard to stop.

It was an aggy telling his origin story.

Basically the aggy does this every time he thinks of Texas.

 

[SubliminalHorn 6783]

7 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

We’re not weird!

[Frank Drebin 5655]

2 hours ago, El Squared said:

True dat, but as I was alive for that, he did own us mostly. Like the dick eater, Stoops.

RC was 7-7 against Texas.  
 

5-2 in SWC

2-5 in the Big 12

[markstanco 12571]

Why was he so much better in the SWC?

Rhetorical question. Don’t answer.

[Tex Pete 20330]

12 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

RC was 7-7 against Texas.  
 

5-2 in SWC

2-5 in the Big 12

They were paying players half that time. Sounds familiar. 

Edited November 29, 2023 by Tex Pete

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

On 11/27/2023 at 8:58 PM, atomheartbevo said:

They have that fancy law school they bought, I'm sure their top notch lawyers wrote it up.

 

I still wish Stoops and Co. had put 100 up on them.  Still funny to say "77-0" to an aggy that's going on about history.

 

 

 

The sooners scored 9 tds in the 2nd and 3rd quarters and didn't score in the final 17 minutes.  It's truly one of the most astounding ass whippings in college football history. Could easily have broken 100