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Is there a "Tell me about Mobilehoma" thread where they're melting down for sacrificing other-games-prep in order to beat us, yet THEY are the ones sitting on their stinky couches in their mobilehomes today while WE ARE IN the CFP?

GO FUCK YOURSELF MOBILEHOMA AND STOOPS!

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Wait, aggy is playing in the TEXAS bowl?

How are they going to print swag? sip bowl? tu bowl? 

And playing okie lite. Man, I hope the mullet goes in dry. 

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1 minute ago, TOR said:

Can't wait for Mullet to give aggy a Danny Thomas Special, without the glass table.

Aggy will absolutely get rolled.  And then the ag message board will light up about how the SEC hung them out to dry and didn’t protect them from getting embarrassed because the SEC doesn’t love them anymore now that Texas is here. 
 

 

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Wait, aggy is playing in the TEXAS bowl?

How are they going to print swag? sip bowl? tu bowl? 

And playing okie lite. Man, I hope the mullet goes in dry. 

 

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Bowls are always a crapshoot, especially recently with so many upperclassmen with talent sitting out. But mullet's career bowl record is 11-6, so it looks like he at least gives a shit about them. I hope Vegas makes aggy at  least a 2-1 favorite. 

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12 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Think about the last two years have gone for them. At the end of 2021, they had beaten Alabama, signed the highest ranked class in history, and we had gone 5-7. Flash forward two years and they went 5-7, fired their coach, and watched us make the playoffs. 
 

Life comes at you fast. 

They went 7-5, but yeah.

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1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

The SEC couldnt hid A&M from the B12 forever..

Was hoping OU KU or KSU, but now A&M has to blow out OSU or it helps crash their Texas didn't play anyone but Bama and OU argument..

aggy won't want to be there so don't be surprised when they get mudholed ya sip

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Lulz at Blinndergarden churning out all those next generation ags. I bet their course requirements consist entirely of aggy fanfiction where they learn to weild their crayons spinning yarns about those BigXII glory days and assisting visiting fans with directions to the tacklebox dominating the campus skyline. 

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9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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Lulz at Blinndergarden churning out all those next generation ags. I bet their course requirements consist entirely of aggy fanfiction where they learn to weild their crayons spinning yarns about those BigXII glory days and assisting visiting fans with directions to the tacklebox dominating the campus skyline. 

They had exactly 1 season with more than 9 wins in the Big 12. 1998. And they still lost to Ricky and the Horns that year.

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6 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

They had exactly 1 season with more than 9 wins in the Big 12. 1998. And they still lost to Ricky and the Horns that year.

It's hilarious.  They averaged 7-5 in the Big XII, with (as you said) 1 double-digit season.

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's hilarious.  They averaged 7-5 in the Big XII, with (as you said) 1 double-digit season.

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If you leave out all years after 1995 and before 2012 that are not 1998, Texas A&M averages 11 wins a year.  That's just basic math ya dumb sip. 

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54 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

Okie lite was the worst team playing on Champ Saturday?!? Did he not watch a second of Iowa or the ACC CCG?  Good lord those are three terrible teams. 

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3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Okie lite was the worst team playing on Champ Saturday?!? Did he not watch a second of Iowa or the ACC CCG?  Good lord those are three terrible teams. 

Holy fuck watching the Louisville and Florida State dickslapfest last night was about four hours of my life I'll never get back.

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10 minutes ago, Scarlett said:

Dayum, the universe must be mad at the Ags.

Big brother in the CFP, they couldn’t buy ERob, and the SEC slates them to get hung out to dry by OSU. #FAFO

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That was not my understanding decades ago. The fighting wars stuff is fairly recent. Their tea-sipper thing had more to do with them being manly types out farming the land and doing the hard work while the effeminate elites of UT sat on the porch sipping tea. This also makes sense if you recall their pride in being farmers. A hard core generational Aggie who joined the corps explained the epithet just this way last century.

Oddly, the military claim has sprung up as corps membership has gone down. So many non-corps Aggies are very concerned that they be considered a military school. All of these soft suburban kids like to say, "We were off fighting America's wars while you were..." It's bullshit.

Lastly, I don't think actual veterans would denigrate another school who also produced veterans. That's something for phonies to do when they don't know what they're talking about.

What if you came from a farming family (both sides) and graduated from UT?

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7 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

What if you came from a farming family (both sides) and graduated from UT?

I did. My dad said, "You can't go to A&M. You're a real farmer."

(Dad was pre-vet at CSU so he knows what a real Ag school is.)

edit: and then he also said, "Plus you can't take a joke. jfc."

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1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Who exactly will coach ATM in their bowl game? It was reported that Elko won’t. Now former HC’s Petrino and Addazio have left, and interim HC Robinson is heading out as well. 

Durkin?

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2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Who exactly will coach ATM in their bowl game? It was reported that Elko won’t. Now former HC’s Petrino and Addazio have left, and interim HC Robinson is heading out as well. 

12th man out of the stands.  Legends are made, not born, or something.

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3 hours ago, troph said:

Man I went over there for a quick minute. I forgot their “sip” shit. The “sips” this the “sips” that. It’s shocking  after not really being around it for a few years or so. They are so weird.
 

 

Like the uncle that always wears pajamas and thinks every day is Christmas….

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1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

I lose IQ points trying to read that dipshit’s posts but did he troll himself? The double negative means that Texas’ win over Alabama SHOULD be the deciding factor. Was he not trying to say the opposite? Now gotta go do something to regain those lost IQ points. 

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10 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

I lose IQ points trying to read that dipshit’s posts but did he troll himself? The double negative means that Texas’ win over Alabama SHOULD be the deciding factor. Was he not trying to say the opposite? Now gotta go do something to regain those lost IQ points. 

The takeaway is that he thought our win was not impressive because how "awful" OSU are. Don't think he was expecting the aggys to be paired up with them. Would be funny to see how he spins it when the aggys lose to them.  

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