Tell Me About Texas a&m

[deft 6857]

He’s from the bdf. He’s not sec ready.

[PTINS 3472]

5 minutes ago, deft said:

He’s from the bdf. He’s not sec ready.

So the #7 team from the SEC is taking players & coaches from the #6 B12 team.

[Stunns38 3536]

Should we be scared now?

K-State almost beat you sips. We got the formula. Yes you should be scared. Whoooop!

[Longboard Horn 40387]

[TOR 5698]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

 

[South Austin 52522]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

I’m dying.

[Hagbard Celine 10888]

23 hours ago, TOR said:

 

ministry playbook 101:

"we're hearing"

"i was holding back the names"

"can't confirm specifically"

 

[MIkeHoncho 1927]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

6 hours ago, kevwun said:

Why hasn't Elko taken over head coaching duties?  I get the old assistants finishing out their contracts, but letting Robinson stick around and poach the roster seems stupid when Elko is sitting around getting fatter.

He’s stuck in the Dixie Chicken.

You have to go back and watch his arrival to college station video - there were no good ags there to give him directions to the stadium. 

[Hagbard Celine 10888]

22 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Given the turmoil around A&M's legendary football program, I am extremely tempted to bet against them in the bowl. They are still 3 point favorites, I believe. I just can't wrap my arms around OSU winning, they are so bad.

-4.5

[Hagbard Celine 10888]

19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

If I were president, I'd have those drum majors precede me at every official event.

if i were president, i would have pom with me at every event

they could perform their nba routine at all of the big summits (g7/g20 etc.)

[Hagbard Celine 10888]

19 hours ago, El Squared said:

green bean cream of mushroom casserole w/ French fried onions baked on top

done right this is a foundation of hearth and home

[Hagbard Celine 10888]

18 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

The leftwing politicians of Texas are helping UT win at football? Well they have been exceptionally shitty at it for the past 14 years.

Well, there are only 3 of them; running a deep state to keep aggy down is hard work.

[TreatyOak 16368]

1 hour ago, YuppiesOfftheEastSide said:

Yes, it's a disgusting, phony institution from medical center to humanities to athletics. Take one look at their ersatz-ass campus where they felt they needed to sand down their marble staircases to pass for a serious university

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[chainsaw 9872]

 

[TOR 5698]

This is why they fail (credit @RomaVicta).

[DanTheHorn 4937]

1 hour ago, linux said:

First Elko player

Perfect aggy fit since he is already claiming a Heisman  that will never come.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

24 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Perfect aggy fit since he is already claiming a Heisman  that will never come.

Corner Backs are always in the running for the Heisman you silly ‘sip. 

[ousux 5600]

This is why they fail (credit [mention=563]RomaVicta[/mention]).

Every time they scare us by being on the verge of self awareness...there's always a red ass to reign it all in and get that coaster back on track. Bless old army and old army wannabes.

[ousux 5600]

He’s from the bdf. He’s not sec ready.

BDF corches now BDF players? Maybe aggy really is moving on from the SEC.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why hasnt the aggie ad been fired 

This  and why does John Sharp still have a job.   At least some aggy get it. 
 

 

[DanTheHorn 4937]

24 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Corner Backs are always in the running for the Heisman you silly ‘sip. 

At least he is a nice guys and gives the opponents a helping hand #8.

 

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 849]

10 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

At least he is a nice guys and gives the opponents a helping hand #8.

 

[cochamps 1879]

5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

I think you might want to get an appointment with an optometrist.  JMO.

[abuelo gringo 321]

2 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

You have to go back and watch his arrival to college station video - there were no good ags there to give him directions to the stadium. 

I guess he was lucky the Uber driver had the Waze app.

[Armybrat 40854]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why hasnt the aggie ad been fired 

He probably has a compromising photo of Sharp wiping his lips next to a Dixie Chicken glory hole.

[SHOOTER12 8811]

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

He’s stuck in the Dixie Chicken doorway.

Ftfy...

[Born Burnt 6182]

22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

He probably has a compromising photo of Sharp wiping his lips next to a Dixie Chicken glory hole.

I'm not sure that is a compromising photo in College Station

[SHOOTER12 8811]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I’m dying.

You're not alone by any means.

[Zone Read 299]

1 hour ago, cochamps said:

I think you might want to get an appointment with an optometrist.  JMO.

I'd trade 2 for 3, but otherwise spot on.

 

[SHOOTER12 8811]

22 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Twirlers, actual talent, now just some fat chicks waving fucking flags around.

Calvin Murphy says "thank you ".

[Royale with cheese 1467]

8 hours ago, Armybrat said:

He’s stuck in the Dixie Chicken.

The Last Boy Scout (1991) Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans

 

Joe as puppet:
Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?

Joe Hallenbeck:
I don't know. Why?

Joe as puppet:
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

 

[hookem48 4701]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Calvin Murphy says "thank you ".

he was a badass

[1bigtx 129]

7 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

he was a badass

So was Marvin Zindler.

[hookem48 4701]

Just now, 1bigtx said:

So was Marvin Zindler.

didn't know that.

[Dennis Taylor 18843]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Calvin Murphy says "thank you ".

Calvin, with a 14:9 baby/ baby mama ratio, probably should keep his baton in his pants more often 

[ousux 5600]

I'm not sure that is a compromising photo in College Station

You're right, it could actually be a status symbol.

[DFW Horn 6132]

8 hours ago, PTINS said:

Aggy has a bunch of northeastern kids who will probably end up back east.

Define "a bunch".

Mercenaries from the northeast with no affiliation or affinity for the SEC or aggy? 

[markstanco 12586]

Define "a bunch".
Mercenaries from the northeast with no affiliation or affinity for the SEC or aggy? 

No they read about it and didn’t need to see it

[ousux 5600]

I think you might want to get an appointment with an optometrist.  JMO.

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[Hagbard Celine 10888]

https://n.rivals.com/news/wide-receiver-jaylan-hornsby-flips-from-texas-a-m-to-syracuse

[Valmy77 13248]

The Orange Media Conspiracy!

[Valmy77 13248]

8 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This  and why does John Sharp still have a job.   At least some aggy get it. 
 

 

Wait I thought calling their grads "alumni" was against the A&M culture and they were "Former Students."

Anyway I don't recall that their issue was ever too few alumni.

[Vermin 3054]

According to aggy logic, The University of Phoenix should have the greatest football team.

[Valmy77 13248]

5 minutes ago, Vermin said:

According to aggy logic, The University of Phoenix should have the greatest football team.

Central Florida is soon going to be the dominant football power in Florida over FSU, UF, and Miami with their massive army of alumni.

[Vermin 3054]

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Having too many students also bleeds into other issues like the need for more seating in the Sbisa dining hall. Some students looking to dine have no other choice but to sit in spaces that weren’t designed to serve as tables, resulting in them having to physically hold their plates with one hand and eat with the other.

A prime example of this overcrowding issue is the upstairs Sbisa area, where chairs have been placed in front of countertops that previously held soda machines. For reference, the base cabinets beneath provide absolutely no legroom. This causes several students to make the choice between sitting perpendicular to their meal and turning with every bite or just holding it in front of their mouths altogether. 

https://www.thebatt.com/opinion/opinion-a-m-is-for-the-streets/article_871a8006-7ddd-11ee-bdee-9349a4cf488b.html
 

Chow in prison is now more dignified than aggy.

[Valmy77 13248]

I just figured that since they were in the middle of nowhere they were just sprawling out like a massive beige suburb. But they are just cramming students into the existing buildings? Interesting choice.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

6 hours ago, Vermin said:

According to aggy logic, The University of Phoenix should have the greatest football team.

Well… they did have a stadium named after them until Jake from State Farm took over. 

[Longboard Horn 40387]

7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

The Orange Media Conspiracy!

Bert Bielema fat fuckin retard conspiracy!

[TheAuditor 1038]

6 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

I just figured that since they were in the middle of nowhere they were just sprawling out like a massive beige suburb. But they are just cramming students into the existing buildings? Interesting choice.

New Sul Ross Education Center:

 

[SHOOTER12 8811]

7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Wait I thought calling their grads "alumni" was against the A&M culture and they were "Former Students."

Anyway I don't recall that their issue was ever too few alumni.

Probably wrong of course but I've always wondered if they didn't use the phrase "former student" to help facilitate falsehoods about their their size etc, etc. For example,  I attended SWT. Did I graduate? Lol, not even close, but i can still be considered a former student. So, add a couple zillion former students  and wow they look huge. Most people who see that just assume they are graduates. Great way to polish up their resume without blatantly lying.  Hell if they had 250,000 students that only attended one day before dropping out, they are still students.  Advantage, aggy.

Edited December 11, 2023 by SHOOTER12