Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TOR 5825]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Gundy will find a way to fuck it up and start the 2024 Rollercoaster on its upward climb.

They rate that aggy is losing players, Mullet might just need to run a helmets-only walk through for the bowl win.

[Buzzrock 15025]

7 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

For the love of God can we just extinguish the word “natty” from the English language?

Ok boomer 

[BigHornedLurker 1976]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

They rate that aggy is losing players, Mullet might just need to run a helmets-only walk through for the bowl win.

maybe they'll forfeit again, that would be both historical and hysterical 

[Tex Pete 20811]

5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

How do you spin this, Looch, you redneck douche nozzle?

I’ve known rednecks, Sir. No self-respecting redneck would claim William P. Loochie as one of their kind.

More like bulbous-nosed shitbag. 

[Tex Pete 20811]

4 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Aggy could fuck up a cheese sandwich

That ain’t a mayonnaise jar.  

['stache 21899]

Gundy is usually pretty good in meaningless bowl games. With aggy in chaos and us having lost little to the portal this far as opposed to last year I think we’ll handle them pretty easy.

[crash_davis 23135]

It would totally be a Gundy thing to do to lose to a shitty aggy team who's lost all but 3 starters on D.

[Valmy77 13410]

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Gundy is usually pretty good in meaningless bowl games. With aggy in chaos and us having lost little to the portal this far as opposed to last year I think we’ll handle them pretty easy.

I expect OSU to win, just because A&M doesn't seem to care that much about this game at all. A normal victory wouldn't move the needle much.

But if OSU humiliates A&M, like 50-3 or something, well...that might be interesting.

[Ojo Rojo 1982]

Is it possible to OD on aggy misery?  Asking for a friend.

[Iguana 229]

6 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Is it possible to OD on aggy misery?  Asking for a friend.

Schadenfreudicide

[Deej 77043]

41 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I’ve known rednecks, Sir. No self-respecting redneck would claim William P. Loochie as one of their kind.

More like bulbous-nosed shitbag. 

Looch is the product of inseminating a ewe with a full jar of aggy jizz.

[TrashMaster G 17670]

10 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Is it possible to OD on aggy misery?  Asking for a friend.

Paging @Ghost of LL

[TOR 5825]

Hold the phone on aggy misery, we have another call:

[Mitch Cumsteen 18620]

NSIAP, from the chronicle article on the corps hazing...

I don't see what the big deal is. Re-enacting the rape scene from Pulp Fiction is just good bull. Bring out the gimp!

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According to the suit, the hazing began when one of the defendants asked to meet in a particular dorm room to discuss training of freshmen Corps members, the plaintiff alleged. The student sensed something was wrong before he entered and tried to leave, he said, but some of the defendants grabbed him and made sure he went into the room, which was only lit by a single red LED light strip.

One of the students crawled out from under a bed and began giving orders, saying if the plaintiff swept the floor he would be allowed to exit, the student alleged. Once he complied, the other Corps members still prevented him from leaving, he said. 

One of the defendants then was ordered to strip naked and “crucify” himself, according to the lawsuit. The student placed a condom on his penis, danced around the room, and began rubbing his body against the trapped cadet, he said.

The cadet again tried to leave, but the naked student bearhugged him, according to the suit. He yelled and threatened to respond violently, but the defendants only laughed, he said. They then bound his hands and feet with duct tape and placed an apple in his mouth, the cadet alleged. They threaded a closet rod between his hands and feet and hoisted him like a roast pig between two beds, his lawyers said in the lawsuit. 
Some of the cadets took a photo smiling next to him and shared the picture with every sophomore cadet, the plaintiff alleged.

The anguish didn't stop in the following months, he said. 
He “had to live and interact with his tormentors daily," his attorneys wrote. "Unable to ignore the anguish and pain they caused (him), Defendants tried to gaslight him by telling him it was just ‘good bull’ that ‘got out of hand.’" He missed several classes afterward and now suffers from depression and anxiety, according to the lawsuit.

 

[Blotto 23635]

Letting that dude recruit against A&M while he is "preparing" the fighting texum bulldogs for a meaningless bowl game is so fucking aggy it hurts. You simply cant place an upper bound on their stupidity. 

[bad_teammate 13260]

A bigger pic because it's funny.

They were giving this guy a standing ovation a week ago. They really thought it made sense to pass him over for Elko and then offer being the highest-paid non-coordinator assistant and extend his already outsized influence on the program by making him interim HC.

It's not just a fox in the henhouse, it's a fox you purposefully made hungry before putting him in the henhouse.

[Beau Vine 54604]

25 minutes ago, TOR said:

Hold the phone on aggy misery, we have another call:

[NoName 16564]

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

They were giving this guy a standing ovation a week ago. They really thought it made sense to pass him over for Elko and then offer being the highest-paid non-coordinator assistant and extend his already outsized influence on the program by making him interim HC.

It's not just a fox in the henhouse, it's a fox you purposefully made hungry before putting him in the henhouse.

see this is how you know Elko isn't playing chess - he may not even be playing checkers. this seems like he is playing tic-tac-toe

the smart move would have been to keep Robinson, who is already on the books anyway, make him the DC, and if he sucks you go to admin and say "you made me keep this guy, i'm going to eject him into the sun" - if he's good then he is eventually going to go elsewhere for full reign as the coordinator or take a job somewhere as a HC sooner than later. in the mean time you can use him as the recruiter he clearly is, help keep your existing class together until they sign and you can introduce your guy (Spencer) to the room slowly.

instead, they fucked around and quite literally found out. their interim coach has taken another job at Syracuse of all places and is actively recruiting for that other job. yeah, he's preparing the team for their bowl game but if a recruit happens to call him on his orange phone he's going to take it.

 

 

[linux 1662]

I love the Aggies I really really do. This kind of entertainment is easily worth $1,000 a month. And we get it for free

[crash_davis 23135]

How does Bjork still have a fucking job?????? 

He's made one colossal fuck up after another. aggy leadership must be in shambles that they cannot fire this dude.

[Redneck Mutha 8027]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I’ve known rednecks, Sir. No self-respecting redneck would claim William P. Loochie as one of their kind.

[tbone_ 14236]

Since when has aggy had leadership?

[crash_davis 23135]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Since when has aggy had leadership?

If took a special kind of leadership to extend Jimbo's guaranteed contract. That was some magical bullshitting to get everyone to buy off on that.

[F250 28923]

32 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

NSIAP, from the chronicle article on the corps hazing...

I don't see what the big deal is. Re-enacting the rape scene from Pulp Fiction is just good bull. Bring out the gimp!

 

And you know those other aggy cadets looked like Maynard watching from the corner with beads of sweat on their forehead.

 

[Deej 77043]

47 minutes ago, TOR said:

Hold the phone on aggy misery, we have another call:

[Beau Vine 54604]

 

From the 9.95 thread:

One of their HS commits is rumored to be flipping to tu, so:

[Valmy77 13410]

Why is it hypocritical of us to use NIL?

[mchookem 16494]

... because leaking info has worked so well for them in recent years 😆

[F250 28923]

Damn, ERob is doing the Mr. T "Hey Woman" to all of the aggy recruits on behalf of Syracuse while getting paid by aggy.

And the aggy response is just to watch it happen and absorb the humiliation.

 

[sushihorn 3233]

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Edited December 13, 2023 by sushihorn

[sushihorn 3233]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

A normal moral victory wouldn't move the needle much.

But if OSU humiliates A&M, like 50-3 or something, well...that might be interesting.

Fif myself

[Deej 77043]

15 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Why is it hypocritical of us to use NIL?

Again, they think NIL is bags. 

10 minutes ago, F250 said:

Damn, ERob is doing the Mr. T "Hey Woman" to all of the aggy recruits on behalf of Syracuse while getting paid by aggy.

And the aggy response is just to watch it happen and absorb the humiliation.

 

ERob knows how much they enjoyed a cuck for the last 6 years. 

Edited December 13, 2023 by Deej

[SHOOTER12 8841]

1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Is it possible to OD on aggy misery?  Asking for a friend.

Pm GOLL...he has a lot of expertise on the subject.

[Ghost of LL 15589]

1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Is it possible to OD on aggy misery?  Asking for a friend.

Brother, have I got a tale for you.

[F250 28923]

A live look at aggy recruiting featuring guest star Elijah Robinson.

[nnm 36797]

4 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Is it possible to OD on aggy misery?  Asking for a friend.

I do believe that’s called “a Randolph Duke special.”  You’ll find it in Section 8.

Edited December 14, 2023 by nnm

[statsman 5493]

48 minutes ago, mchookem said:

... because leaking info has worked so well for them in recent years 😆

Oh, you’re talking about how they leaked the UT SEC info, to squash our joining!

At first, I thought you were talking about how, when they wanted to fire Fran without paying what they owed, they leaked the info about his secret insider pay newsletter, that all the BMDs were subscribed to. 
 

Really, you can’t make this up. 

Edited December 13, 2023 by statsman

[C-Man 27315]

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Kid is smarter than his parents. Hmm.

[Blotto 23635]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431477

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Lulz, jimbo's cuckoldry has infected the entire department. 

[jimmyjazz 46440]

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According to the suit, the hazing began when one of the defendants asked to meet in a particular dorm room to discuss training of freshmen Corps members, the plaintiff alleged. The student sensed something was wrong before he entered and tried to leave, he said, but some of the defendants grabbed him and made sure he went into the room, which was only lit by a single red LED light strip.

[Valmy77 13410]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Kid is smarter than his parents. Hmm.

Just shows that sometimes kids just work out despite it all.

[SHOOTER12 8841]

4 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

maybe they'll forfeit again, that would be both historical and hysterical 

That would be hilarious.  Can you imagine the backlash when future bowl seasons roll around?

"Don't mess with those rubes, they don't want or deserve to play anyway". Selection committees aren't TOTALLY stupid.

[Valmy77 13410]

I think they are contractually obligated to play. The only reason they got to dodge mighty Wake Forest was because of Covid.

[The Gimp 350]

4 hours ago, F250 said:

Damn, ERob is doing the Mr. T "Hey Woman" to all of the aggy recruits on behalf of Syracuse while getting paid by aggy.

And the aggy response is just to watch it happen and absorb the humiliation.

 

Learned from Jimbo!

[Pimphand 6016]

16 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Learned from Jimbo!

 

[dcbc 14566]

I'd like to submit "physicality" and "trickeration" for consideration.

I'll toss the oft-misused "literally" on the fire.

[Horn Dogg 4115]

7 hours ago, 'stache said:

Gundy is usually pretty good in meaningless bowl games. With aggy in chaos and us having lost little to the portal this far as opposed to last year I think we’ll handle them pretty easy.

I’m rooting for you Boone Pickens worshipping assholes!

[MIkeHoncho 1969]

10 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

I'd like to submit "physicality" and "trickeration" for consideration.

and "tuddy" please!!

[83Horn 1651]

10 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

I'd like to submit "physicality" and "trickeration" for consideration.

I submit "resiliency" for consideration.  The word is "resilience". 

[Steel Shank 9435]

We laugh about how aggy says we are afraid of their impending dominance, but I must say -

I'm very scared, I'm shaking, and I'm very nervous (King Floyd) about the hell, the dominance, the fury, and the overall superiority they are about to lay upon, not just the SEC and the state of Texas, but upon the ENTIRE Western Hemisphere.

Those blurry spots on your screen are my tears - my tears for fear!