Tell Me About Texas a&m

[686 3,451]

I had a long day and could use a laugh - can somebody post the YouTube link of the edits of the one-toothed Spaniard cracking wise about aggy? It was posted a few days ago but with all the recent aggy misery, this thread and the aggy croot threads have been moving so fast I can’t find the posts. Thanks in advance.

[Lhorn 4,968]

I’m not nuts about “making plays in space” and “running downhill.”

 

It’s hard to overstate the vast difference in the trajectory of the two programs right now.  Sark appears to be building a program that can compete at a high level for the foreseeable future and aggy is just stepping on rakes.  

[SHOOTER12 8,833]

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

I think they are contractually obligated to play. The only reason they got to dodge mighty Wake Forest was because of Covid.

I don't think that means jack to aggy and their "honor code". Cowardice rules the day.

[markstanco 12,627]

aggy is not very good at contracts.  Do you think they actually read them?

What makes you think this? Show your work.

[TreatyOak 16,427]

7 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

NSIAP, from the chronicle article on the corps hazing...

I don't see what the big deal is. Re-enacting the rape scene from Pulp Fiction is just good bull. Bring out the gimp!

 

If true, that is some sick crap. It sounds more like a criminal matter than just a civil suit. And won't we be shocked if a major cover-up is fully exposed. What a depraved, backwards cult that is. 

7 hours ago, NoName said:

the smart move would have been to keep Robinson, who is already on the books anyway, make him the DC, and if he sucks you go to admin and say "you made me keep this guy, i'm going to eject him into the sun" - if he's good then he is eventually going to go elsewhere for full reign as the coordinator or take a job somewhere as a HC sooner than later.

You don't know how their conversation went. For all we know, Robinson might have made some noise about this being 'his' team, and how the players would listen to him over The Belly, I mean The Elk. 

[markstanco 12,627]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431477

Lulz, jimbo's cuckoldry has infected the entire department. 

Holy shit. They are worried about going head to head against Syracuse.

[Jersey Man10 3,550]

I had a long day and could use a laugh - can somebody post the YouTube link of the edits of the one-toothed Spaniard cracking wise about aggy? It was posted a few days ago but with all the recent aggy misery, this thread and the aggy croot threads have been moving so fast I can’t find the posts. Thanks in advance.

I got you fam.

[Magus Ossis 2,865]

1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

I submit "resiliency" for consideration.  The word is "resilience". 

You are right. "Resiliency" has been insidiously creeping into English usage since those hippies started throwing it around in the 1600s. Really, the whole transition from Latin to English among the educated in the 1500s and 1600s was a mistake. People should just use resiliens.

[deft 6,884]

in aggy veritas

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

On 12/12/2023 at 6:13 PM, Jkwellborn said:

We really should. Have the majority of the profits go to an NIL fund that Surly supports.

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white tshirt

THE ELK

KNOWS

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

23 hours ago, Born to Run said:

On 12/12/2023 at 8:42 PM, Deej said:

If your son didn't want to be sexually assaulted by other guys, you shouldn't have let him go to A&M.

Some of the frat boys from the early 90s shouldn't be throwing any stones or claw hammers here, to be honest.

phi psi 84 holla

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

How does Bjork still have a fucking job?????? 

He's made one colossal fuck up after another. aggy leadership must be in shambles that they cannot fire this dude.

do you *really* think bjork is calling any the decisions here?

[Pimphand 5,924]

7 hours ago, 686 said:

I had a long day and could use a laugh - can somebody post the YouTube link of the edits of the one-toothed Spaniard cracking wise about aggy? It was posted a few days ago but with all the recent aggy misery, this thread and the aggy croot threads have been moving so fast I can’t find the posts. Thanks in advance.

What you need is @Hank Kingsley's rendition

 

 

[Pimphand 5,924]

For all the grief we give aggy and the bulk of which is absolutely deserved there is one narrative where we are dead wrong.

They claim the Texas A&M job is the best in the country and we laugh because you are surrounded by a cult a bunch of rubes and stuck in a soviet era architecture time capsule but honestly they are right and we are wrong...

Kevin Sumlin was allowed to coach his entire tenure while completely drunk.

Jimbo Fisher was paid $113 million to perform even worse than the guy literally coaching under the influence.

Elijah Robinson is allowed to recruit players for the Syracuse roster while being paid by A&M, even using A&M's visits to recruit players for Syracuse

[AnTiM 1,670]

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

For all the grief we give aggy and the bulk of which is absolutely deserved there is one narrative where we are dead wrong.

They claim the Texas A&M job is the best in the country and we laugh because you are surrounded by a cult a bunch of rubes and stuck in a soviet era architecture time capsule but honestly they are right and we are wrong...

Kevin Sumlin was allowed to coach his entire tenure while completely drunk.

Jimbo Fisher was paid $113 million to perform even worse than the guy literally coaching under the influence.

Elijah Robinson is allowed to recruit players for the Syracuse roster while being paid by A&M, even using A&M's visits to recruit players for Syracuse

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.  Or the IQ of a mob is...Whichever works best.

[Orange&White 5,539]

17 hours ago, crash_davis said:

How does Bjork still have a fucking job?????? 

He's made one colossal fuck up after another. aggy leadership must be in shambles that they cannot fire this dude.

Because he is nothing more than a mouthpiece for John Sharp. And I suspect that Sharp knows if he tries to throw Bjork under the bus and fires him, Bjork will sing like a canary.

[South Austin 52,628]

16 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

And I suspect that Sharp knows if he tries to throw Bjork under the bus and fires him, Bjork will sing like a canary.

I doubt it.  (1) Bjork is a giant gaping pussy, and (2) if he wants another AD job, he's not going to shit on a former employer on the way out.

[tbone_ 14,181]

(2) if he wants another AD job, he's not going to shit on a former employer on the way out.

McNeese State won’t care

[Orange&White 5,539]

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I doubt it.  (1) Bjork is a giant gaping pussy, and (2) if he wants another AD job, he's not going to shit on a former employer on the way out.

Maybe, but as of right now, Bjork looks completely incompetent and borderline retarded as an AD, which will make it difficult for him to even be offered another AD job. So if he weighs the risk of not getting any offers due to looking like an idiot versus letting people know that it was actually Sharp making the terrible decisions, then he may be able to distance himself from Sharp an appear as a better candidate.

My personal thought is that it is both; Bjork is an idiot, but also a mouthpiece for Sharp.

[Genco 3,041]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

For all the grief we give aggy and the bulk of which is absolutely deserved there is one narrative where we are dead wrong.

They claim the Texas A&M job is the best in the country and we laugh because you are surrounded by a cult a bunch of rubes and stuck in a soviet era architecture time capsule but honestly they are right and we are wrong...

Kevin Sumlin was allowed to coach his entire tenure while completely drunk.

Jimbo Fisher was paid $113 million to perform even worse than the guy literally coaching under the influence.

Elijah Robinson is allowed to recruit players for the Syracuse roster while being paid by A&M, even using A&M's visits to recruit players for Syracuse

 

[BonzoMontreaux 1,100]

14 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Just shows that sometimes kids just work out despite it all.

Gives new meaning to CODA(Child of Deaf Adults)... Child Of Dipshit Aggies.

[MachoMan 346]

They are camping out to watch Texas prison fuck them next year. 

[Valmy77 13,273]

A&M is super overcrowded.

How do we know those aren't their dorm rooms? 

[TOR 5,817]

13 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

My personal thought is that it is both; Bjork is an idiot, but also a mouthpiece for Sharp.

They are (or were) both all-in on a near-future CFP game in college station to make good on their financial incompetence.  Clearly that is not going to happen any time soon, so from where will that money they were already spending in their heads come?

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Athletic Director Ross Bjork sees a field of dreams. 

"It really gives you goosebumps, thinking about what’s going to happen," he says.

Bjork envisions more than 100,000 screaming fans making Kyle Field shake as the Aggies host their first ever college football playoff game. 

"People have no idea the magnitude of that," he says, "from restaurants to hotels…"

https://www.wfaa.com/article/sports/football/texas-a-and-m-athletic-director-ross-bjork-jimbo-fisher-firing-guaranteed-extension-mistake-next-aggies-coach/287-20c60f29-c3cd-43bb-bd4a-bdeef44f486b

[Jive Turkey 12,646]

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Playing McNeese, Bowling Green and NM State out of conference should immediately eliminate them from playoff consideration. But so will their 5-7 record.

[Ojo Rojo 1,979]

17 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Brother, have I got a tale for you.

[nnm 36,664]

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Playing McNeese, Bowling Green and NM State out of conference should immediately eliminate them from playoff consideration. But so will their 5-7 record.

Don’t sleep on NMSU. The (NMSU) Aggies are pretty stinkin’ good, historically great for that school and state. If the portal doesn’t destroy them, they’ll be more than a speed bump for aggy in 2024, particularly with aggy’s lack of depth because of the portal gutting them like a fish the last two years. 

Updated my little Aggie Cup standings:

2023 Aggie Cup Standings (pre-bowl)

NMSU 10-4

Delaware Valley 9-2

UC Davis 7-4

TAMU 7-5

Utah State 6-6

Oklahoma Panhandle State 4-6

NC A&T 1-10

[gofuckyourself 8,386]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

Lulz, jimbo's cuckoldry has infected the entire department. 

Holy shit. They are worried about going head to head against Syracuse.

They probably should be worried.

Syracuse won an undisputed national championship in 1959.

Compared to aggy they're a modern dynasty.

Syracuse Orange granddad can smack talk all day long over great-grandpa aggy.

[NOMAAA 1,696]

35 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

holy forking shift.

[CoTex 1,162]

Economically this makes sense for the poor college student.  Scoop up 4 for $65 a whack and turn around - sell them to some successful longhorn fan for $475 a pop.  $1,640 profit for 8 hours of time - that's over $200 / hour.  Freshmen aggy students are outpacing the Brazos county bar association's average hourly rate.

Alternate argument in favor, if you had the following three options for your free time, which would you choose:

1.  Go to yell practice;

2.  Stand in line waiting for a table at Lupe Tortilla, and then waddle back to your 80's era apartment;

3.  Go glamping with a bunch of college girls in a well maintained city park with boring architecture.

I'm in on 3, and doordash the Lupe to my tent.

[Blotto 23,584]

4 minutes ago, CoTex said:

I'm in on 3, and doordash the Lupe to my tent.

Discipline, my man. Gotta save room for those lists. 

 

[dcar00 14,378]

ha. aggy just begged not to have Bama or Georgia or Ole Miss the first year we are in.  I mean, it could only get easier if you replaced Vandy with Mizz.  what a cakewalk.

[Armybrat 40,920]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

 

Texas Lutheran won’t care

 

Fify

[gofuckyourself 8,386]

58 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

They are camping out to watch Texas prison fuck them next year. 

Fake.

Notice it's all women.

They are camping out, but it's for their dominant title-winning program and the "stud bull" himself.

[Armybrat 40,920]

38 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

They probably should be worried.

Syracuse won an undisputed national championship in 1959.

Compared to aggy they're a modern dynasty.

Syracuse Orange granddad can smack talk all day long over great-grandpa aggy.

And Syracuse beat Texas in the Cotton Bowl.

[South Austin 52,628]

1 hour ago, MachoMan said:

 

Fake news.  Not camping out for football tickets.  Those are members of the 30,000 freshman class they admitted this year who couldn't find a dorm room or apartment.

Edited December 14, 2023 by South Austin

[NoName 16,408]

54 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

They probably should be worried.

Syracuse won an undisputed national championship in 1959.

Compared to aggy they're a modern dynasty.

Syracuse Orange granddad can smack talk all day long over great-grandpa aggy.

if you want to laugh a little more about it, A&M has 4 conference championships since 1990 (91, 92, 93, 94, 98) - Syracuse has 6.

A&M has 0 conference championships since 2000. Syracuse has 2.

[Dennis Taylor 18,875]

1 hour ago, Genco said:

 

So in other words, aggy should be able to win but aggy always manages to aggy it up. 

Edited December 14, 2023 by Dennis Taylor

[markstanco 12,627]

36 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Fake news.  Not camping out for football tickets.  Those are members of the 30,000 freshman class they admitted this year who couldn't find a dorm room or apartment.

Only 30,000 this year?  I wonder why the number is going down.

[South Austin 52,628]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Only 30,000 this year?  I wonder why the number is going down.

I think it was the significant increase in "student fees" that went to the parting-gift fund for their football coach.  

[DanTheHorn 4,966]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Let me give it a try

Notre Dame - Loss

@Florida - Early season setback since 2 losses is no longer an elimination

Missouri and/or LSU - Furk

Texas - We are in for a treat

 

 

Edited December 14, 2023 by DanTheHorn

[TOR 5,817]

I'm old enough to remember when Jimbo was a sitting P5 corch with a natty trophy and worth every penny.  Now it seems poor corch the elk has been handed a program that is a complete mess.  I also seem to remember the texurgs clowns reassuring the masses that everything Jimbo did was great and awesome and all part of Plan 2024.

Edited December 14, 2023 by TOR

[InkaUtexas 26,164]

Might need to call out the 30th man.

[Genco 3,041]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Fake news.  Not camping out for football tickets.  Those are members of the 30,000 freshman class they admitted this year who couldn't find a dorm room or apartment.

[South Austin 52,628]

3 minutes ago, Genco said:

[Pimphand 5,924]

Notre Dame - L
RC's Alma Mater - W
@Florida - L
Bowling Green - W
Arkansas - W
Missouri - L
@Mississippi State - W - Streak is dead!! WHOOOOP!
LSU - L
@South Carolina - W
New Mexico State - W
@Auburn - L
t.u. - L - FURK!!!

6-6 and not in the top 12

In summary:
2-2 .500 on road vs P5 major progress after 3 years of 0 road wins
0-4 .000 at home vs P5 major WTF!!!

Edited December 14, 2023 by Pimphand

[Dennis Taylor 18,875]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

I'm old enough to remember when Jimbo was a sitting P5 corch with a natty trophy and worth every penny.  Now it seems poor corch the elk has been handed a program that is a complete mess.  I also seem to remember the texurgs clowns reassuring the masses that everything Jimbo did was great and awesome and all part of Plan 2024.

Not only worth every penny, but the extension is a bargain 

[TOR 5,817]

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

6-6 and not in the top 12

If they keep playing and don't give up after losing to LSU.  Could easily be 4-8.

[alincoln 2,385]

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Not only worth every penny, but the extension is a bargain 

Narrator: Jimbo's contract was never looked at again as a great bargain.