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9 hours ago, Crapinon said:

This was in the game thread for GT vs UCF on Texags. I know we have a 1364 pages long thread about aggy, but at least it's all kept in one place for the purpose of laughing at them. They have to bitch about the great espin/tsip football conspiracy in threads to support one of their ex-players in a bowl game.   

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433566 

 
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You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.
 

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You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

This is an absolutely beautiful encapsulation of aggy worldview. This should be saved in aggypedia. It is not our fault that we are a “National Icon”. 

AG
 
You must be a very young Aggie dad or have not lived in Texas long. The Texas ( As in State of Texas) political machine has driven t.u. football for years. See, that school in Austin is known for decades producing , journalism majors, lawyers, business majors , political science majors that have found the way to the public service arena known as old school, Texas politics.
In comparison but few of those politicians have come from TAMU.
The political machine in Texas has always assured, money, bias, exposure and special treatment for t.u. You don't have to look far to see the influence and corruption.
Anybody that has been born and raised in Texas is well aware of this…. And not just Aggies. Speak to influential lawyers, businessmen, politicians from the other schools in Texas and you will find confirmation of the same.
Also glance at the instances of movies, TV shows, etc that have showcased something t.u. (Like the instances of references to t.u.in the TV series "Friday Night Lights" or the movie that featured Tommy Lee Jones as a Texas Rangers taking care of t.u. Cheerleaders) just to give two examples of the bias due to journalists and liberal art grads of that place in Austin.
The arrogance and entitlement of the grads and fan base does nothing but support the entire fact…, after all they commonly say " but we are Texas".
How do you think they worked their way into the SEC? Why was it done so secretive by the SEC commissioner?
Simple.., the old Texas political t.u. Mafia… it's alive and well….. everybody in the old Southwest Conference knew it (especially poor SMU after the political pressure was put on the Dallas Morning News to "expose" the story by the t.u. Politics machine. Everybody in the Big 12 knew it when the back room deal between t.u. And ESIpN were made on the Longhorn network…and soon everybody in the SEC will get to experience the same.
Tonight's halftime special on t.u. was classic t.u. control propaganda by them and their minions at ESiPN.
No special on Alabama, or Washington being "back" nope….all about the slobbering over t.u. … after all, the announcer himself said they are a "National Icon".
So bless your little heart if you don't really no the truth.

 

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

how is it possible that i have never heard about a film about cheer, filmed on the 40 in this century?

this will require further investigation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_the_House_(2005_film)

Because other than being filmed on campus and having some hot women in the movie, it sucked. 

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No. 1 Texas Longhorns

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Topping the list is the most recognized logo in college football. That logo belongs to the Texas Longhorns.

It is an all-white longhorn that is perfectly centered with an orange background. The colors could also be reversed to feature an orange longhorn with an all-white background.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1664828-power-ranking-the-top-15-college-football-logos

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No. 1 Texas Longhorns

15 OF 15

Topping the list is the most recognized logo in college football. That logo belongs to the Texas Longhorns.

It is an all-white longhorn that is perfectly centered with an orange background. The colors could also be reversed to feature an orange longhorn with an all-white background.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1664828-power-ranking-the-top-15-college-football-logos

Why is it not surprising to get zero logo images and a whole lotta text when you click a link to bleacherreport?

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6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Might have to get one for an aggy I know. Nah.

Don’t give aggieland outfitters any $.  Just take a screenshot of the goober wearing the shirt in front of the tacklebox, showing the discount, print it on iron-on printer paper using your home printer, iron it onto a $1 dollar store wifebeater shirt, and give it to your aggy friend. 

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Don’t give aggieland outfitters any $.  Just take a screenshot of the goober wearing the shirt in front of the tacklebox, showing the discount, print it on iron-on printer paper using your home printer, iron it onto a $1 dollar store wifebeater shirt, and give it to your aggy friend. 

I like how you think sir.

Printing it out and will use it as the Christmas card on his present. Fuck spending 1.25 on a shirt!

 

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Nsiap 

 

Big ballers, those Ags. I got the SEC Network because they’re in the SEC now. I guess I also got the PAC12 Network, the Big10 Network, and the Longhorn Network because they’re in the SEC. 
 

Wait. I got all those channels because I pay my fucking cable bill! Stupid motherfuckers. 

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10 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

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The hilarity of that is in the years since those shirts were printed only in 2020* were they able to finish higher ranked than t.u. Yes in 2021 they were technically 26th but were still others receiving votes and thus not ranked.

2018, 2019, 2022, & 2023 all clearly go to sippy. It must suck to be an ag because it appears to be a while before their worm can turn. Gonna have to fire up the DeLorean and get back to rampant cheating.

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3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

The hilarity of that is in the years since those shirts were printed only in 2020* were they able to finish higher ranked than t.u. Yes in 2021 they were technically 26th but were still others receiving votes and thus not ranked.

2018, 2019, 2022, & 2023 all clearly go to sippy. It must suck to be an ag because it appears to be a while before their worm can turn. Gonna have to fire up the DeLorean and get back to rampant cheating.

Except their cheating can't overcome ATX, NIL, and other life opportunities players have while on the 40 - and elsewhere.

aggy is truly furked

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14 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

No. 1 Texas Longhorns

15 OF 15

Topping the list is the most recognized logo in college football. That logo belongs to the Texas Longhorns.

It is an all-white longhorn that is perfectly centered with an orange background. The colors could also be reversed to feature an orange longhorn with an all-white background.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1664828-power-ranking-the-top-15-college-football-logos

How did creepy pedophile cowboy hit #13 in that list?

I’ve always thought that was the worst mascot ever.

That being said, I hope aggy drops their pants for him.

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12 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Nsiap 

The SEC Network was launched in 2014.  aggy and Missouri joined the SEC in 2012.  The concept of "extra" or a "before and after" that is somehow attributable to aggy only computes in aggy logic.  It's a zero-sum argument.  Here is the article the mouthbreather is possibly referring to:

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/8/13/5967845/sec-network-channels-subscribers-launch

The SEC Network was launched with aggy already in the SEC.  If The University had gone to the SEC in 2012 instead of aggy, the math would have been different factoring the $20m from the LHN going to the center of the table.  But let's put that aside for a second.

aggy makes this out to be "aggy brought the state of Texas".   The calculations are about FOOTPRINT.  The footprint is not the state.   Missouri brings the KC and St. Louis metro areas that are in Kansas and Illinois.  Kentucky brings suburban Cincinnati that's in Ohio.  ESPN did not negotiate the "aggy value" of the SEC Network.

aggy forgets that a SEC Network subscription on any delivery platform in the "State of Texas footprint" simultaneously triggers a subscription and payment for the LHN.

They are not available separately in the "Texas footprint".   The 2014 number was the starting baseline, not "extra".

Even worse, aggy delusion math is based on the SITTING BIG BOY FACT that the State of Texas has FIVE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS TO THE SEC NETWORK.  ESPN claims 70 million.  Are those the numbers actually paying, or the numbers of subscribers that COULD PAY because they have access to the platform?

The State of Texas has 10,796,250 HOUSEHOLDS: https://www.statista.com/statistics/242258/number-of-us-households-by-state/

100% of them could potentially subscribe via satellite.   aggy are claiming 46% of THE ENTIRE STATE are paying not only a baseline cable/satellite fee but are paying for an upgraded tier that delivers the SEC Network and LHN.

The intertrons are littered with articles stating the total penetration of Cable or Satellite has never been above 50% of all US households, EVAR.   The number of Texan households paying for high-end cable or satellite is 1 Million, or less.  aggy can recalculate their numbers at 20% of their claim.

So, not only is this absolute bullshit math, but the mindset behind the desire to produce the math is just another @aggypedia entry proving they pay rent 24x7.

In conclusion, let's not forget the largest, most crucial number.

When Texas and 0u show up, our value pays each of us 100% of what we get with no decrease to anyone else's take.  Including aggy.  You get to play us for free.

Abracadabra.

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1 hour ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, CosmoDog said:
How did creepy pedophile cowboy hit #13 in that list?
I’ve always thought that was the worst mascot ever.
That being said, I hope aggy drops their pants for him.

Couple other questionable picks in there. SCar and Cincinnati but no USC?

It's a terrible list, other than getting #1 right.

47 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Randolph Duke vibes

I had to scroll back to see who the author was

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