Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Pimphand 5764]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

They competed in the rodeo earlier this week and can't even win that. Put them in the Texas Bowl every year. This is the most aggy thing ever. 

 

+1 for Aggy v Halloween Aggy being the annual Texas Bowl participants regardless of records and bowl eligibility

[Pimphand 5764]

31 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

when you're dealing with aggy the saying is "diamond in a goat's ass", can't make that shit up. 

Its their special way of normalizing/justifying the beastiality.

Marvin Zindler had slime in the ice machine. Aggy has diamond in the goat's ass. We knew they were linked by the chicken ranch didn't we

Edited December 27, 2023 by Pimphand

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

22 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Pic could be from 1955 if you crop the shoes and make the photo black and white.  

Yet still less embarrassing than the overalls.

[BabaYaga 15301]

16 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Yet still less embarrassing than the overalls.

[Longboard Horn 40331]

 

[Steamboat1874 4068]

53 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Its their special way of normalizing/justifying the beastiality.

Marvin Zindler had slime in the ice machine. Aggy has diamond in the goat's ass. We knew they were linked by the chicken ranch didn't we

Army ????

What a bunch of morons.

 

[Pimphand 5764]

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Army ????

What a bunch of morons.

Yeah there are a few token ags that seem to know what's going on in the echo chamber of stupid.... source material: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431087

[jimmyjazz 45972]

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Pic could be from 1955 if you crop the shoes and make the photo black and white.  

Here you go.  You're right.

[83Horn 1642]

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Pic could be from 1955 if you crop the shoes and make the photo black and white.  

 

1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I thought the exact same thing. That is a creepy picture.

Rockwell's right about 66Buff being right.  That picture is straight out of the Eisenhower years.

[Born Burnt 6178]

[TexMexBuddha 988]

Its their special way of normalizing/justifying the beastiality.

Marvin Zindler had slime in the ice machine. Aggy has diamond in the goat's ass. We knew they were linked by the chicken ranch didn't we

JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

[YGIFS 19452]

Ironic since A&M is literally a JUCO Military Academy.  

[Horn80 6129]

30 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

 

 

JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

 

[shakahorn 1645]

41 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

 

 

JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

 

They're confusing Roger Stabach with Roger Staubach.  One was Roger the dodger, the other was Roger the botcher.

[DanTheHorn 4932]

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Army ????

What a bunch of morons.

 

When they say JUCO I guess they are talking about NMMI. Then again he probably choose to go there back in the day. Today a JUCO is a JUCO for a reason.

 

U.S. Naval Academy[edit]

To prepare for his naval career, Staubach spent one year at New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell, where he set a school record for passing yards and scored 18 total touchdowns.^[8] Staubach entered the U.S. Naval Academy in 1961, and played quarterback for the Midshipmen. As a third-class midshipman (sophomore) in 1962, he got his first opportunity to play, in the third game of the season, against the University of Minnesota on October 6. He relieved starter Ron Klemick as the Minnesota defense, led by Bobby Bell and Carl Eller, was stifling in its 21–0 victory. Staubach was 0–2 passing and was sacked twice for -24 yards.

Edited December 27, 2023 by DanTheHorn

[1bigtx 129]

Just a reminder that this tender love story will be playing tonight at 8 PM on ESPN.

[MontereyMX 869]

3 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:

 

 

JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

 

Fuck no! 

[Hornbeliever 712]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They competed in the rodeo earlier this week and can't even win that. Put them in the Texas Bowl every year. This is the most aggy thing ever. 

 

Ags didn't lose, they just ran out of swine.  And yes, I'll be here all night.  

[Deej 76827]

8 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

Ags didn't lose, they just ran out of swine.  And yes, I'll be here all night.  

Have you seen their co-eds? They'll never run out.

[F250 28777]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Have you seen their co-eds? They'll never run out.

 

[Beau Vine 54247]

x,x,x,x,3,x,^x,x,x,1,2,x

But don't hold me to that.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

The Meat Pimp

[The_Great_Hornsby 3236]

Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

The Meat Pimp

Based on that group, he is judging a lot of meatflaps

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

an aggy I know texted me and said he drove by TU and even though he despises the longhorns he was impressed with something he saw on campus.  I asked him if he meant Moody and he sent me this picture 

 

[Valmy77 13239]

What? The cooling tower?

[Jive Turkey 12617]

50 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

The Meat Pimp

homeboy does not change his expression.

even when taking pics with mommy:

[bluto 4932]

Mom would get it

[LonghornedD 27]

1 minute ago, bluto said:

Mom would get it

Seven days a week, and twice on Sunday

[chemHORN 1240]

9 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

an aggy I know texted me and said he drove by TU and even though he despises the longhorns he was impressed with something he saw on campus.  I asked him if he meant Moody and he sent me this picture 

 

The trashcan or the fuel tank for the Dell Hospital backup generators?  Maybe he is impressed cause if you pour from one to the other and drop a match in, you get the current state of the aggy football program.

Edited December 27, 2023 by chemHORN

['stache 21818]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

 

Good god, what is in the water down there? That's way beyond East Texas Box Face, that's flat out beaten with an ugly stick. Definitely some inbreeding involved.

[Foosters 17858]

I think its the lack of Black people in the photo that impresses him

[Pimphand 5764]

Aggy paving the way for the Broncos...

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39192143/denver-broncos-bench-russell-wilson-whats-next

[InkaUtexas 25972]

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

homeboy does not change his expression.

even when taking pics with mommy:

What a shitty smirk.

[TrashMaster G 17559]

7 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Pic could be from 1955 if you crop the shoes and make the photo black and white.  

Just white. No black.

[markstanco 12577]

20 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

 

There has to be mooooor pics out there! 

[Born Burnt 6178]

[Pimphand 5764]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

There has to be mooooor pics out there! 

Someone knows meat pimps name so it can't be that hard for surly to back trace the Internets and find a social media page

[markstanco 12577]

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Someone knows meat pimps name so it can't be that hard for surly to back trace the Internets and find a social media page

I found his name easily (wont blast him even though aggy) and there wasnt much on FB.  Didnt look at the other SM platforms. 

[LW Goatman 1124]

I don't facebook but found him.

 

https://m.facebook.com/people/Gage-Walsh/100010143900024/

[Royale with cheese 1467]

19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Good god, what is in the water down there? That's way beyond East Texas Box Face, that's flat out beaten with an ugly stick. Definitely some inbreeding involved.

Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.

[pyrohornIII 4815]

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Army ????

What a bunch of morons.

 

Well, they'd have to know how to spell the guy's name to do a google search.

 

[markstanco 12577]

32 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I don't facebook but found him.

 

https://m.facebook.com/people/Gage-Walsh/100010143900024/

Found hers.  https://www.facebook.com/jessie.burrowswalsh/photos

 

[Hook1997 5382]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

homeboy does not change his expression.

even when taking pics with mommy:

It’s a permanent look now, he’s living his dream!  He has a sex pile every night while on meat judging trips with all of them while radical Larry on the right films.  

Edited December 27, 2023 by Hook1997

[SHOOTER12 8810]

6 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:

 

 

JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

 

Hell they misspelled "Staubach", they're not even from America.

[nnm 36420]

12 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Found hers.  https://www.facebook.com/jessie.burrowswalsh/photos

 

[CoTex 1160]

I got no problem with meat judging guy.  He's probably some kinda celebrity at aggy and is living his best life.  At this rate they should name the hall of champions after him - he's putting up the most skins.

[YGIFS 19452]

...and then eating them.  

[chemHORN 1240]

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

[South Austin 52518]

4 minutes ago, CoTex said:

I got no problem with meat judging guy.  He's probably some kinda celebrity at aggy and is living his best life.  At this rate they should name the hall of champions after him - he's putting up the most skins.

All I know is that the second he enters the portal Texas should be all over him.

['stache 21818]

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

...and then eating them.  

Or fashioning them into high end luggage.