Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TOR 5548]

48 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Are you building an empty hall or a swimming pool? If so you’re in good hands

 Stairs?

[General Specific 3256]

Elko looks like Bret Bielema in his last days at Arkansas. Fat, bloated and looking like he spent the winter on a bender inside a dead moose.

You want to look like Belichik? Bill didn’t take on his slovenly dress until after the third or fourth ring. Elko’s choice of mint green is a poor one, although maroon probably just makes him look like a monstrous rosacea breakout with shingles.

The broadcast team told him to wear the green pullover. As a green screen, you know, to make him look slimmer for tv!

[Orange&White 5522]

9 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Don’t you know it’s a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat?

But there are probably a few size 12 dwarf still hanging in the closet of the head coaches office.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Put it on the wall!!

 

100% serious question.

If you made a list of the 10 most impressive aggy wins since joining the sec, what % would be moral victory losses?  30-40% feels likely.

Off the top of my head, they've beaten Bama a couple of times, lsu a couple of times, the bowl against OU...maybe the NC bowl, but the opt outs hurt that one.

I can't think of more than 5-6 wins that would be notable, but they sure as hell are proud of their "didn't lose by more" games to Clemson, Bama, etc. No one celebrates not getting blown out quite like aggy.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

100% serious question.

If you made a list of the 10 most impressive aggy wins since joining the sec, what % would be moral victory losses?  30-40% feels likely.

Off the top of my head, they've beaten Bama a couple of times, lsu a couple of times, the bowl against OU...maybe the NC bowl, but the opt outs hurt that one.

I can't think of more than 5-6 wins that would be notable, but they sure as hell are proud of their "didn't lose by more" games to Clemson, Bama, etc. No one celebrates not getting blown out quite like aggy.

Didn’t you see them almost not lose to UGA, the one time they’ve played since moving to the SEC?

[El Squared 1802]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

When everybody is inside the bubble, it doesn’t matter.  aggy athletic department can count on him to say whatever they need him to say, and they can count on him to delete threads and ban users that are critical of aggy athletics.  

It’s crazy that in 2023, sports fans will still frequent a sports site that will ban their threads or even themselves for being critical of the program. 

Kinda like You tube these days….

[El Squared 1802]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'm dealing with an aggy contractor who is fucking delusional

he trainwrecked the job and every communication is a victim impact statement with him as the victim

when confronted with the factual evidence of the trainwreck he doubles down on the victimization angle

any general advice?

Did a deep hole , tell him there is free beer at the bottom, fill hole.

[General Specific 3256]

I'm certain [mention=1206]General Specific[/mention] has some!  Lulz.

????

1. Plan your shit
2. …
3. Profit

I see no aggy!

[DFW Horn 6123]

25 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

100% serious question.

If you made a list of the 10 most impressive aggy wins since joining the sec, what % would be moral victory losses?  30-40% feels likely.

Off the top of my head, they've beaten Bama a couple of times, lsu a couple of times, the bowl against OU...maybe the NC bowl, but the opt outs hurt that one.

I can't think of more than 5-6 wins that would be notable, but they sure as hell are proud of their "didn't lose by more" games to Clemson, Bama, etc. No one celebrates not getting blown out quite like aggy.

I know what their most impressive loss was

[Armybrat 40832]

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

Are you building an empty hall or a swimming pool? If so you’re in good hands

The pool will be a couple of feet short though.

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

When do we get the great pics and commercials of a smug, all-knowing Elk? 

 

Edited December 29, 2023 by MIkeHoncho
pics

[Scholz 11941]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Put it on the wall!!

 

That’s a lot of excuses to mitigate the fact that the new version of your team is worse than South Alabama.

And I love how they did a complete 180 on OSU. Last week they were complete dogshit and now it’s super impressive to not get blown out by them.

LOL.

[TrashMaster G 17551]

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That’s a lot of excuses to mitigate the fact that the new version of your team is worse than South Alabama.

And I love how they did a complete 180 on OSU. Last week they were complete dogshit and now it’s super impressive to not get blown out by them.

LOL.

Rationalizing is their super power.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

10 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Can A&M not afford to hire someone to dress/style Elko?  You're making a scheduled appearance/recruiting pitch on national TV and look like this? Ok. 

Hell, a style expert isn't going to help him in the least. Try a nutritionist and trainer first. You can't get silk from a sow.

[ABSR 5309]

8 hours ago, TOR said:

Is it possible that isn't even official aggy gear?  The nearest thing I can find is a Cutter & Buck long sleeve polo for the New Mexico State Aggies.  Wonder what Adidas thinks about that.

My guess is they did not have any XXXXXXXL’s available so the took a Muumuu and added the logo.

[ousux 5597]

Buy one of these and tell him that if he doesn’t start flying right, it’s going in the port a potty

"College of Texas Aggie"

I wish a recruit would use this when publicly committing to them...or pretending to before switching caps.

[Frank Drebin 5663]

[Henry Hill 3156]

 

 

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

Ok, I'll admit I'm super excited that playskool is bringing back Weebles, this time in football corch form...

[T-shirt Sip 2100]

3 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Got damn. You know he hasn’t seen his little pecker in a long time. 
 

[TKthunder2 4988]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

100% serious question.

If you made a list of the 10 most impressive aggy wins since joining the sec, what % would be moral victory losses?  30-40% feels likely.

Legitimate top 10 list for aggy since joining the SEC:

2012 at #17 Mississippi St (first ranked SEC win)
2012 at #1 Alabama
2012 non NY6 Cotton Bowl vs #12 Oklahoma
2014 at #3 Auburn
2016 #9 Tennessee 
2018 #7 LSU (Commemorative Cups!)
2020 #4 Florida 
2020 Orange Bowl vs #13 North Carolina
2021 #1 Alabama
2022 #5 LSU

No one remembers the 3 bolded above. Moral victories against Georgia/Clemson would rank above those.

[Xminus6 790]

On 12/27/2023 at 7:13 PM, El Compadre said:

Mehlko looks like Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows. 

Not a single acute angle on that fucker. 

[F250 28767]

30 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

[TheAuditor 1035]

7 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Round is a shape

Never leave a man behind. 

[Stunns38 3460]

When do we get the great pics and commercials of a smug, all-knowing Elk? 

 

Flawless

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

9 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

The resemblance is uncanny. Did you just invent Coach Butterbean?

What starts here…

[Biff Tannen 45673]

So those milf tits from like 5 pages ago were fun. 

[nnm 36360]

3 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

And all those leftover 4 and 5 stars just lost to a BDF team that lost to Central Florida by 6 TDs.  They s'ppose to be SEC?

Of course. Losing in meaningless bowls because you didn’t want to be there is an SECX3 turdition!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

On 12/27/2023 at 6:38 PM, rage-a-holic said:

1, 2, x? You sure about that?

x, 1, x

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

4 hours ago, Orange&White said:

But there are probably a few size 12 dwarf still hanging in the closet of the head coaches office.

Someone with better skills than me (which is any non-zero amount) take the commission to gif a Jimbo and elko as big and little Enos with sark laying in the hammock laughing at them.

is such a thing possible?

Edited December 29, 2023 by Teamdirtyleg

[Alien Octopus 516]

8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Seriously, guys, I have to get to work so please, no more requests! I've got a garage full of Fleshlights that aren't gonna sell themselves!  

Ask and ye shall receive.  What a great night,

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

My god.  They're actually going to run out of food in college station.  They'll have to call FEMA.

[TXUT 103]

4 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Not a single acute angle on that fucker. 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Are you happy now, @Neonmoon?

Thanks to you, I lost this afternoon and I have THREE DAYS in 2023 to unload 152 Fleshlights to retain my position as the number one salesperson in the Central Texas district!

And please, DO NOT ASK ME TO CREATE a Mike Elko as Baron Harkonnen!!! I'M NOT DOING IT!!!

How about a bald Mr. Creosote? 

[Leanderman 2275]

At least The Elk will make great shade in the summertime for his players.

 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Longboard Horn 40301]

16 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Yaga approves

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

9 hours ago, Scholz said:

That’s a lot of excuses to mitigate the fact that the new version of your team is worse than South Alabama.

And I love how they did a complete 180 on OSU. Last week they were complete dogshit and now it’s super impressive to not get blown out by them.

LOL.

Yep straight out of the Texags spin machine thats been rolling for many years now. There is literally not a situation they can't twist into being a good thing for aggy that spells impending Doom for the sips

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

This infidel has probably been banned and excommunicated 

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

9 hours ago, ABSR said:

My guess is they did not have any XXXXXXXL’s available so the took a Muumuu and added the logo.

Nope but there's a shit ton of boys medium clothes and size 5 1/2 shoes. Maybe they can donate them to some needy preschoolers in the BCS area

[Bevo14 8304]

9 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Not a single acute angle on that fucker. 

He's cut up like a sphere.

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

I wonder what Elko's goto Whataburger order is. 

[Hawndoh 2386]

1 minute ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

I wonder what Elko's goto Whataburger order is. 

The even numbers.

[Mikey4 2476]

11 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Didn’t you see them almost not lose to UGA, the one time they’ve played since moving to the SEC?

Wait a sec. With all their yammering about the weekly grind of the sec, they've only played Georgia once? Who are they complaining about having to play? The Mississippi teams and Arkansas? Lol.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Texas beats Georgia in sugar bowl. aggy- “stoopid sips, jawja didn’t even care so it doesn’t count”

aggy gets beat by Okie lite. aggy- “the 7th place fightin ags only lost by 8 to the runner up so big 12 is trash whoop!”

aggy always moves the goalposts to fit their delusional takes. 

[Frank Drebin 5663]

36 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

I wonder what Elko's goto Whataburger order is. 

Looks at the menu and says “okay”

[Armybrat 40832]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

Looks at the menu and says “okay”

Beat me to it.

[Voluminous Banality 1032]

10 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Not a single acute angle on that fucker. 

As much as I'd like to pile on, give credit where credit is due. Eyeball test puts this at around 60 degrees.

[Hank Kingsley 20918]

59 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

I wonder what Elko's goto Whataburger order is.