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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Meh it has really gone downhill since Chicago bought the franchise. Back in 1993 you could get the #1 Whatameal for $4.09 after tax. Now that shit is $9.73. PTerry's has taken over Whataburger's role in this town....

Back in 1993, I could still dunk. Inflation alone makes the $4.09 go to $8.81. 

Granted, a #2 whatasized with cheese is so pricey I’d just about be better off getting sit-down Tex-Mex, but only a small part of that is actually on Whataburger. 

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15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

We really make an effort to get the meat pimp on Surly. Judging by his moms jugs and his smirk, his smug ass would fit right in. Hell, he probably bag on Ags in this thread.

He's our kind of hero.

doesn’t someone here know him?  he could be a guest of honor at a surly tailgate.  that weird fucker would fit right in. 

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8 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Make it happen.  You can afford a charter.  Tell his ass to get to the nearest FBO and be ready to party.  Send a couple whores too.  

I would pay his crazy ass, won't scramble the jet but god damn pics of him on the boat with dimes, and that face.   Priceless.  Also his mom needs a fuck.  Got damn.  

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Gotta love the interior "decor".  Pure white trash.  Little kids' faces blurred because I'm not an animal.

Note the Michael's/Hobby Lobby scrabble installation on the wall, presumably of all the kids' names, including "Tyller" and "Blayne".  How Houston suburb of them.

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Birth Control pills already: "be prepared!"

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23 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

And please, DO NOT ASK ME TO CREATE a Mike Elko as Baron Harkonnen!!! I'M NOT DOING IT!!!

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Now, are you happy, @Neonmoon?

Thanks to you, I've missed my Fleshlight sales quota for 4th quarter. Not only do I have to explain it on call with the regional sales director, (who's a 33 year old bastard who likes to age-shame me), I've still got to somehow move 55 units. Does anyone want to buy one? They make great gifts for your family and neighbors.

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50 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Meh it has really gone downhill since Chicago bought the franchise. Back in 1993 you could get the #1 Whatameal for $4.09 after tax. Now that shit is $9.73. PTerry's has taken over Whataburger's role in this town....

Damn, that looks good! Wish they'd open a few stores in DFW.

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Meh it has really gone downhill since Chicago bought the franchise. Back in 1993 you could get the #1 Whatameal for $4.09 after tax. Now that shit is $9.73. PTerry's has taken over Whataburger's role in this town....

It started losing it years ago.  But then I was lucky to eat at some of the original ones in Corpus, back when they wrote your order on the bag.   In Austin my go to is Hill-bert's out on Cameron Rd.    I stopped for an OT Special the other day, and was pretty disappointed.  

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21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Feel the Meat: The Life and Times of Meat Pimp, the Kobe of Texas A&M

- a SurlyHorns documentary 

It all started with a photo, a trophy and a smirk.

That's all it took and the next thing he knew he and his milf mother were on a flight to Miami. 

He was confused why he was told to leave his serviceable girlfriend behind and bring his mom instead, but he was a trophy winner, a champion and knew he was destined to be a legend.

So off he went, mom in tow, and when he stepped on the boat in Miami, he knew, all bets were off and the world had changed.

Meat pimp had gone mainstream and nothing would ever be the same, particularly his mom. He didn't care, he looked around, took in the talent and popped on his hat and smirk. Time to get busy meat pimpin' or get busy dying.

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Now, are you happy, @Neonmoon?

Thanks to you, I've missed my Fleshlight sales quota for 4th quarter. Not only do I have to explain it on call with the regional sales director, (who's a 33 year old bastard who likes to age-shame me), I've still got to somehow move 55 units. Does anyone want to buy one? They make great gifts for your family and neighbors.

Its crunch time. You need to somehow get ahold of the Glengarry Clemgarry leads. You can move some product to those fucknuts

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6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Gotta love the interior "decor".  Pure white trash.  Little kids' faces blurred because I'm not an animal.

Note the Michael's/Hobby Lobby scrabble installation on the wall, presumably of all the kids' names, including "Tyller" and "Blayne".  How Houston suburb of them.

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And guests would politely ask, "Why?  Why are the animals always looking to their right just before their demise, they'd inquire?"  

Because a Meat Coital Aggie always approaches from the Left.  

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2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Meh it has really gone downhill since Chicago bought the franchise. Back in 1993 you could get the #1 Whatameal for $4.09 after tax. Now that shit is $9.73. PTerry's has taken over Whataburger's role in this town....

P. Terry's is dogshit.

And shocking that something is twice is expensive as it was 30 years ago. Must be corporate's fault.

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2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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Now, are you happy, @Neonmoon?

Thanks to you, I've missed my Fleshlight sales quota for 4th quarter. Not only do I have to explain it on call with the regional sales director, (who's a 33 year old bastard who likes to age-shame me), I've still got to somehow move 55 units. Does anyone want to buy one? They make great gifts for your family and neighbors.

Derka wants 12

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5 hours ago, Pods said:

The man knows his meat. 

I have one of those KitchenAid grinders and it is awesome. I almost never buy store ground beef anymore.

The quality of fresh ground is far superior and I can do a coarser grind, which everyone in my house prefers.

I can also grind some meat, then sprinkle seasonings on, then repeat in layers to season the meat without compacting it by mixing afterwards. 

Catch a chuck, or round roast, on sale and chuck them in the freezer and it's pretty economical as well. 

If you've already got a KitchenAid mixer, get that grinder attachment. You won't regret it. 

I read this in Dwight Schrute's voice.

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

P. Terry's is dogshit.

And shocking that something is twice is expensive as it was 30 years ago. Must be corporate's fault.

Fuck that. Wife brought me a classic with bacon and good to go. I don't need .5 pounds of gimmicky shit. Whataburger used to be solid. A classic. Nice. All this new shit? Slows down the line and your food is cold when you get it.

And I eat fast food maybe 3 times a year.

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

We get it you want to overpay for trash its a free country go knock yourself out and wait in line.

Si yiu just haven't seen orices on anything the past few year?

Oh, and a PTerry's doubke combo (you have to get a double if you want something that doesn't resemble a kids burger) after tax is 9 bucks something.

Go eat your trashy P burger.

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