Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Pimphand 5,907]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Avatar checks out.

Yeah he got mad about his cheeseburger at SXSW back in 2010

https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-kd96jsg0/

[F250 28,823]

Kyle buys jewelry for his lady at Buc-ee's.

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

doesn’t someone here know him?  he could be a guest of honor at a surly tailgate.  that weird fucker would fit right in. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if that weird fucker was you 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

Kyle buys jewelry for his lady at Buc-ee's.

And this has what, exactly, to do with hamburgers?

[F250 28,823]

Just now, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

And this has what, exactly, to do with hamburgers?

Buc-ee's jewelry is the P. Terry's of hamburgers.

[General Specific 3,271]

She’s definitely thinking “he’s gonna grind my meat later tonight.”

Is it weird that I read that with James Earl Jones voice?

We have the meats!

[futureman 22,550]

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if that weird fucker was you 

oh, Tony, don’t…

[F250 28,823]

2 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Is it weird that I read that with James Earl Jones voice?

We have the meats!

[InkaUtexas 26,129]

Looks it is the aggy offseason, so all we have to talk about is meat judging, fast food burgers, and shitty jewelry. We are doing our best.

[LonghornedD 27]

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Looks it is the aggy offseason, so all we have to talk about is meat judging, fast food burgers, and shitty jewelry. We are doing our best.

Typical.. No place I'd rather be.  Put it on the wall!

[Born to Run 6,569]

Kyle buys jewelry for his lady at Buc-ee's.

needs to buy that lady some fucking hand cream...
Im declining that hand job. No way I'd finish.

[pops 7,007]

5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

needs to buy that lady some fucking hand cream...
Im declining that hand job. No way I'd finish.

Between the latex gloves and hand sanitizer at her day job, she gets a pass. Besides,  tits. 

Edited December 30, 2023 by pops

[InkaUtexas 26,129]

5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

needs to buy that lady some fucking hand cream...
Im declining that hand job. No way I'd finish.

Um, she has a mouth. Duh....Just be careful the nose does not take out your appendix.

[F250 28,823]

10 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

needs to buy that lady some fucking hand cream...
Im declining that hand job. No way I'd finish.

I got some lotion.

[DoobieWah 1,462]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

PS. Your cunt is in the sink.

Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink. 

 

[Leanderman 2,274]

"Looks it is the aggy offseason, so all we have to talk about is meat judging, fast food burgers, and shitty jewelry. We are doing our best." andddddddddddddddddd,

[Herpa Derpa 6,132]

15 hours ago, Wishbone said:

What does a meat judge look for when choosing a wife? 🤔

The marbling.

[jimmyjazz 46,170]

14 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The marbling.

Wagyu:

[Armybrat 40,918]

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wagyu:

Talk about a page from history.

[BurntEyes 6,033]

9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Looks it is the aggy offseason, so all we have to talk about is meat judging, fast food burgers, and shitty jewelry. We are doing our best.

You say that like we need to defend our obsession with point nosed, stretch marked, and great bolt-on milfs and meat pimp action.

We don't. We never did and we never will.

I mean it's not like meat-pimp mom had a fucking lump or some shit!

Get up stand up, stand up for your right!

Edited December 30, 2023 by BurntEyes

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armybrat-----What you did there.  I seen't it.  And then she ate'd it.  

Edited December 30, 2023 by YGIFS

[Steel Shank 9,432]

40 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You say that like we need to defend our obsession with point nosed, stretch marked, and great bolt-on milfs and meat pimp action.

We don't. We never did and we never will.

I mean it's not like meat-pimp mom had a fucking lump or some shit!

Get up stand up, stand up for your right!

This.

Got to get up to get down.

[oSuJeff97 3,435]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wagyu:

OMG List eater! Blast from the Internet days of yore….

[RomaVicta 30,024]

There's something creepy and losery about hunting down pictures of this woman (because you found her sexually arousing) and then talking about how unacceptable she is. 

In the end, you are just talking about masturbating to a photo. I guess it makes the whole thing sorta sad, too.

[jimmyjazz 46,170]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

There's something creepy and losery about hunting down pictures of this woman (because you found her sexually arousing) and then talking about how unacceptable she is. 

In the end, you are just talking about masturbating to a photo. I guess it makes the whole thing sorta sad, too.

I hope you aren't talking about Listeater.

[Hermanator 7,175]

19 hours ago, tx ind said:

Meat pimp locked down the meat grinder for xmas, too perfect

Well I'll be damned, aggy has their own Bobby Burton 

[TOR 5,817]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

There's something creepy and losery about hunting down pictures of this woman (because you found her sexually arousing) and then talking about how unacceptable she is. 

In the end, you are just talking about masturbating to a photo. I guess it makes the whole thing sorta sad, too.

What's really sad about all this is when Whataburger expanded their menu and added all the weird items.  It is all Sysco processed food product that is no longer sourced from actual meat packers and distributors.  That is when their quality went to shit.  Meat Pimp would not approve.

[RomaVicta 30,024]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I hope you aren't talking about Listeater.

I talk about no one else. I dream about no one else.

[RomaVicta 30,024]

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

What's really sad about all this is when Whataburger expanded their menu and added all the weird items.  It is all Sysco processed food product that is no longer sourced from actual meat packers and distributors.  That is when their quality went to shit.  Meat Pimp would not approve.

I had no knowledge of this. I haven't had a convenient Whataburger nearby for quite some time. The World needs Meat Pimp now more than ever. 

Edited December 30, 2023 by RomaVicta

[Treefidy 1,469]

22 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 

 

Damn there’s a lot to unpack in those pics

at first I thought the Christmas tree was in the bathroom, with the shower curtain and all.

someone was taking a picture of a purse and caught meat pimp and his current slice in the background? 
They still make Dorian countertops?  Is the a Houston burb thing?  
A countertop ice maker….. right next to the freezer with and ice dispenser? 
 

man, this could go on for hours. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

Just now, Treefidy said:

Damn there’s a lot to unpack in those pics

at first I thought the Christmas tree was in the bathroom, with the shower curtain and all.

someone was taking a picture of a purse and caught meat pimp and his current slice in the background? 
They still make Dorian countertops?  Is the a Houston burb thing?  
A countertop ice maker….. right next to the freezer with and ice dispenser? 
 

man, this could go on for hours. 

Spoken like a savage who doesn’t appreciate nugget ice. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,677]

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 
 

[tx ind 7,013]

26 minutes ago, TOR said:

What's really sad about all this is when Whataburger expanded their menu and added all the weird items.  It is all Sysco processed food product that is no longer sourced from actual meat packers and distributors.  That is when their quality went to shit.  Meat Pimp would not approve.

He could start a burger chain called Meat Pimp’s with the quality of the beef being their selling point; it would spread like wildfire and he’d become a billionaire.

Hopefully he wouldn’t put his cash into aggy football because he’s the only one that could inject any modicum of success into that shithole program.

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Yeah, it is kinda weird that with all their success in meat judging, they haven't really figured out a way to monetize it.  I guess anti-NIL Aggie integrity and all.  Just as well, I'm sure this kid would capitalize on it only to find out that for some strange reason, Jimbo Fisher was entitled to 90% of the revenue.  

And yeah seriously, I thought for a long while we were just being harsh to What-a-Burger for selling out.  But it's time we all come to terms with it, it's way below their usual standard and getting worse and more expensive.  It's just not a Texas Staple it was for decades.  It's okay to admit, doesn't make you any less of a Texan.  Just means we don't have the time to wait 15 minutes for an overpriced version of our high school cafeteria burger.

[b_p 450]

22 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

He's classically perfect.

 

Melkonacci?

[bad_teammate 13,224]

5 minutes ago, b_p said:

Melkonacci?

The Mayonacci Sequence is when Elko dips every item in a 3-course meal into mayonnaise, including his water straw and 3rd slice of chocolate cake.

[GreenspointTexas 9,677]

Meat Pimp in the running for funniest moniker ever

[CHIEF 5,095]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, it is kinda weird that with all their success in meat judging, they haven't really figured out a way to monetize it.  I guess anti-NIL Aggie integrity and all.  Just as well, I'm sure this kid would capitalize on it only to find out that for some strange reason, Jimbo Fisher was entitled to 90% of the revenue.  

And yeah seriously, I thought for a long while we were just being harsh to What-a-Burger for selling out.  But it's time we all come to terms with it, it's way below their usual standard and getting worse and more expensive.  It's just not a Texas Staple it was for decades.  It's okay to admit, doesn't make you any less of a Texan.  Just means we don't have the time to wait 15 minutes for an overpriced version of our high school cafeteria burger.

You would think they would hit up Cargill, Conagra, and IGA for NIL. Or if they wanted to really flaunt their protein prowess, Omaha Steaks.

CHIEF

[jimmyjazz 46,170]

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

You would think they would hit up Cargill, Conagra, and IGA for NIL. Or if they wanted to really flaunt their protein prowess, Omaha Steaks.

You're not wrong.  College marching bands are now getting NIL.

[pyrohornIII 4,823]

18 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, it is kinda weird that with all their success in meat judging, they haven't really figured out a way to monetize it.  I guess anti-NIL Aggie integrity and all.  Just as well, I'm sure this kid would capitalize on it only to find out that for some strange reason, Jimbo Fisher was entitled to 90% of the revenue.  

And yeah seriously, I thought for a long while we were just being harsh to What-a-Burger for selling out.  But it's time we all come to terms with it, it's way below their usual standard and getting worse and more expensive.  It's just not a Texas Staple it was for decades.  It's okay to admit, doesn't make you any less of a Texan.  Just means we don't have the time to wait 15 minutes for an overpriced version of our high school cafeteria burger.

Rosenthal Meat Science and Technology Center | Teaching, Research, Extension and Service (agrilife.org)

 

The one pound summer sausage football sounds pretty damn festive, no?

Some pretty good meat though overall, and they cranked up their creamery again.    But I imagine they have some pretty substantial restrictions about selling on a larger scale.  Most of their research dollars would come from their competition then, like Blue Bell and the big 3 meat packers.  

[YGIFS 19,452]

Does the box include Aggie Schweaty Balls?  

Seriously, between their meat judging and blue bell ice cream, you'd have to try really hard to fuck up that badly.  It's like bankrupting a Prime Steak brand.  

[TrashMaster G 17,603]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

There's something creepy and losery about hunting down pictures of this woman (because you found her sexually arousing) and then talking about how unacceptable she is. 

In the end, you are just talking about masturbating to a photo. I guess it makes the whole thing sorta sad, too.

And?

 

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Does the box include Aggie Schweaty Balls?  

Seriously, between their meat judging and blue bell ice cream, you'd have to try really hard to fuck up that badly.  It's like bankrupting a Prime Steak brand.  

*Schweddy

[Armybrat 40,918]

1 hour ago, Treefidy said:

Damn there’s a lot to unpack in those pics

at first I thought the Christmas tree was in the bathroom, with the shower curtain and all.

someone was taking a picture of a purse and caught meat pimp and his current slice in the background? 
They still make Dorian countertops?  Is the a Houston burb thing?  
A countertop ice maker….. right next to the freezer with and ice dispenser? 
 

man, this could go on for hours. 

That’s a Corian countertop.

[TrashMaster G 17,603]

Just now, Armybrat said:

That’s a Corian countertop.

Have you banged Mrs Brat on one?

[Armybrat 40,918]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Have you banged Mrs Brat on one?

Got a hole in one….

 

[YGIFS 19,452]

Oh so like a literal biblical-era glory hole?  

Glo, Glo, Glory Hole. Glory in the highest.  Or lowest.  Either way, you were there man! 

[ABSR 5,325]

23 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  

We give aggy lot’s of grief here, almost all well earned, but based on what we know about The Meatpimp, if you are not a fan of his then you are no friend of mine.

[Pimphand 5,907]

17 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

"... staff beginning to round into form.".

Are we being trolled by Harkonen? 

If he would hire Sting In would start to worry but for now I think House Atreidies is safe.

[TrashMaster G 17,603]

15 minutes ago, ABSR said:

We give aggy lot’s of grief here, almost all well earned, but based on what we know about The Meatpimp, if you are not a fan of his then you are no friend of mine.

lot's?

🤬

[Pimphand 5,907]

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Well I'll be damned, aggy has their own Bobby Burton 

I thought that was Jabba the Ketch

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

lot's?

🤬

It belongs to lot as in possessive. Simma down summa child