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[Surly Bevo 25,053]

aggy

 

[Guadaloopy 10,974]

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

 

ChatGPT, can you give me ten ways this sentence said by Jimbo Fisher could be improved? "I am talking about all of the people we regarded as highly-respected guys."

• I am referring to individuals we held in high esteem.
• I am discussing those individuals we esteemed greatly.
• I am addressing individuals whom we highly respected.
• I am talking about people we held in high regard.
• I am referring to those we considered highly respected individuals.
• I am discussing individuals we held in high regard.
• I am addressing people we highly esteemed.
• I am talking about those we regarded as highly-respected individuals.
• I am referring to individuals we highly respected.
• I am discussing people we held in high regard.

 

I think we can all rest easy in the knowledge that the Surly lexicon has not been absorbed into the LLMs, because not one of the recommendations says “highly regarded.”

[DFW Horn 6,124]

35 minutes ago, TOR said:

This is the same clown who 'broke' that Lanning was a lock for the next aggy corch before they even reached out, because of course everyone wants that dream job and he would jump at the opportunity.  Then Lanning dropped some hard truth on them with his 'thanks but fuck off' reply.  It would not be a stretch to think some connected aggy redass would likewise float this because the b1g would jump at the chance to have aggy in the conference.  

Well, I has disappoints bc we'll never see those stellar aggy vs Rutgers, Northwestern, and Purdue match-ups.

Must-see TV

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,286]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

How can Aggie go to the B1G? They are only 13 years into their previous 100 year decision.

They gotta send their minister of culture on a rocket to orbit a black hole and make the 100 years pass faster via time dilation

 

 

or I guess the Aggy version of this involves a glory hole (kinda a black hole) and some jizz jars…

Edited January 6 by Evil Bill Obrien

[MirrOlure 14,790]

Facts don’t bother people. Politics and nukes don’t have any connection to football. This is the FOOTBALL Board. No mystery here. 

Don’t you even Cold War dude?

[msucolt45 4,063]

That would be the ultimate aggy move - going to the B10. I really don’t think they’d have them in 3-5 years, but who knows.

I think their (aggy) move would be to go back to the B12 and try to be the big fish in a small pond.
Only aggy would try to leave in order to escape playing big brother and uncle (OU) on an annual basis.

Hook’em!!!

[Beau Vine 54,254]

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Facts don’t bother people. Politics and nukes don’t have any connection to football. This is the FOOTBALL Board. No mystery here. 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

On 1/3/2024 at 3:34 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

I don't know what his plans are in the coming year and don't care but if I had that kind of folding money I'd be sitting in Ellen's Pub in Ballyconnell with a fat smile on my face and a pint in my belly with no plans to return stateside for quite some time.

the entire continent of europe fears and loathes your comment

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

52 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the entire continent of europe fears and loathes your comment

Eh well, they might, but my family could happily fund a pub for a year, enjoying the libations and pub fare with walks in between for fresh air without a twinge of conscience because a good Irish pub is heaven on earth.

[YGIFS 19,452]

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

35 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

yes

[ousux 5,597]

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

Yes

Edit- buck, featen

[nnm 36,445]

17 hours ago, utee94 said:

Right.  I'm terrified every time I set foot in College Station, but it has nothing to do with their athletics teams.

African American and/or ovine status confirmed. 

[DFW Horn 6,124]

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

Ross Bjork

 

Edited January 7 by DFW Horn

[aggie08 21,505]

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

Uhh, Jimbo Fisher is getting paid $78M to not coach college football. How much are you getting paid to not coach football?

[DanTheHorn 4,935]

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Rev Ali. Thats an awesome name.

[BigHornedLurker 1,948]

29 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Ross Bjork

 

TIL Bjork looks like the better twin of Jimbo Fischer 

[DFW Horn 6,124]

Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

TIL Bjork looks like the better twin of Jimbo Fischer 

[Laga4 1,270]

33 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Ross Bjork

 

The list could real long in a hurry.

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

Allahu agbar.

[YGIFS 19,452]

30 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Uhh, Jimbo Fisher is getting paid $78M to not coach college football. How much are you getting paid to not coach football?

About tree-fiddy.  In hindsight I should have posted "the Jimbo Fisher Situation.:"  Jim, himself, is gonna be just fine.  The program is, once again as per usual, in shambles.  

I gotta lot of funny shit on my 2024 Aggie Bingo Card.  But passing Los Alamos secrets to the Middle East to help defray some of Jimbo's buyout was certainly not one of them.  But they did warn me this would happen, but as usual...my prize mistake-lack of imagination.  

[Armybrat 40,851]

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

You forgot Sharp.

[Deej 76,831]

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

 

[ousux 5,597]

Did the information Minister vow to not cut his hair until aggy wins something of significance?

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Did the information Minister vow to not cut his hair until aggy wins something of significance?

[66BUFF 2,564]

12 minutes ago, ousux said:

Did the information Minister vow to not cut his hair until aggy wins something of significance?

[Burt 4,085]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

 

Is that Theo Von's even more unfunny twin?

[TexEx15 17,543]

16 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So who is the most embarrassing Aggie these days?  Johnny Manziel, Jimbo Fischer, or Rick Perry? 

I’m surprised you remembered the third…

[CooterBrown 18,015]

Is aggy meat judging prowess actually a case of stolen valor?

At the Bob Bullock museum there’s zero mention of aggy.

[Herpa Derpa 6,126]

15 hours ago, ousux said:

buck, featen

Featen Buck? Sounds like the latest Melk lunch pail transfer nobody from out of nowhere.

[Chooky 13,316]

11 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Is aggy meat judging prowess actually a case of stolen valor?

At the Bob Bullock museum there’s zero mention of aggy.

We've been ordering ribeyes and tenderloins from here https://www.depts.ttu.edu/meatscience/orders/. Pretty good beef. Got introduced to it by a gift from a friend. And they send it cold, not frozen. Would recc.

[YGIFS 19,452]

I mean, I guess I have to ask.  What is dishonorable  meat judging?  Asking for a friend.

[South Austin 52,520]

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I mean, I guess I have to ask.  What is dishonorable  meat judging?  Asking for a friend.

When you’ve had too much to drink.

[Brisketexan 105,158]

When you’ve had too much to drink.

Preach, brother.

[nnm 36,445]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I mean, I guess I have to ask.  What is dishonorable  meat judging?  Asking for a friend.

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Uhh, Jimbo Fisher is getting paid $78M to not coach college football. How much are you getting paid to not coach football?

'bout tree-fiddy?

[YGIFS 19,452]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

 

Seriously, if you were to ask an AI image generator, "What does someone at a Pilot Truck Stop glory hole in SEC country look like?"  It would ask you, "Which End?"  And you simply replied, "Yes."  This photo would be the result. 

[nnm 36,445]

5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Ross Bjork

 

How in the hell does this guy still have a job?!?!  He has presided over maybe the worst 3-year stretch in TAMU athletics history (that’s saying a lot), is a convenient scapegoat for the Jimbo extension (everyone who smelled that extension should be flushed, but Bjork is convenient), and that blazer is quite possibly the ugliest piece of men’s attire I have ever seen. Seriously, my eyes are literally bleeding (yes, that is my eye).

[Beau Vine 54,254]

Replies are outstanding...

 

[nnm 36,445]

Guys, do you realize we’re only one year away from TAMU’s next national championship?  #plan2024

[US183 125]

What’s wrong with Emmitt Smith and why would he let his son, EJ Smith, commit to transfer to aggy? 

 

https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/news/former-stanford-running-back-ej-smith-commits-texas-am-ncaa-transfer-portal-emmitt/?fbclid=IwAR34helagFOkUa0yqt_L3_1UIVpIud5UdEhvSHllqUbx-3c6JL-NSsuGo3g

[tbone_ 14,129]

Wow. Stanford to aggy. Don’t see that very often.

[Guest]

20 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I mean, I guess I have to ask.  What is dishonorable  meat judging?  Asking for a friend.

Pretty sure that involves a TSA agent…

[bad_teammate 13,217]

He was there 4 years, so probably a grad transfer?

[Mikey4 2,476]

46 minutes ago, US183 said:

What’s wrong with Emmitt Smith and why would he let his son, EJ Smith, commit to transfer to aggy? 

 

https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/news/former-stanford-running-back-ej-smith-commits-texas-am-ncaa-transfer-portal-emmitt/?fbclid=IwAR34helagFOkUa0yqt_L3_1UIVpIud5UdEhvSHllqUbx-3c6JL-NSsuGo3g

Wait a sec, he's unranked as a transfer? With a name like that, I figured on3 would automatically make him the highest ranked player in the country.

[deadshank 24,653]

18 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Wow. Stanford to aggy. Don’t see that very often.

At least he placed out of all courses and can focus entirely on hitting the portal when he realizes his mistake.  

[US183 125]

8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

He was there 4 years, so probably a grad transfer?

Right, but Emmitt lived in Texas long enough to know that aggy is a bunch of idiots and a cult. Maybe  because aggy is so bad, it’s the only place in Texas he could start. 

[TrashMaster G 17,565]

36 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Wow. Stanford to aggy. Don’t see that very often.

He's tired of playing school.