Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

3 hours ago, 1bigtx said:

I'm in the hospital right now, Southeast Hermann Memorial, and I have been relying on this thread to get me back on my feet. So is there any new news about aggi embarrassment/misery, collosal fuck ups or general aggi gayness? If not I may have to go to page 1 of this thread. I'm counting on y'all. This ice chips diet isn't cutting it. Hook'Em Horns.

aggy is crowing about getting portal guys from the likes of Troy (x2), Purdue (x2), Youngstown St, CMU, UAB, and Cal Poly

[ousux 5,597]

What’s wrong with Emmitt Smith and why would he let his son, EJ Smith, commit to transfer to aggy? 
 
https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/news/former-stanford-running-back-ej-smith-commits-texas-am-ncaa-transfer-portal-emmitt/?fbclid=IwAR34helagFOkUa0yqt_L3_1UIVpIud5UdEhvSHllqUbx-3c6JL-NSsuGo3g

CTE is real. That's all I can figure out.

[YGIFS 19,452]

Well your first clue that Emmitt is a fucking moron, is that he's from fucking Florida.  Put your Cowboy biases aside folks, he's an idiot from the word "Cunt" 

[markstanco 12,577]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

He is courageously picking out a yacht at the moment. 

Here is a nice one for about 50 million:

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Well your first clue that Emmitt is a fucking moron, is that he's from fucking Florida.  Put your Cowboy biases aside folks, he's an idiot from the word "Cunt" 

Now, now you know it's in very poor taste to ridicule folks who are mentally challenged. You should be ashamed.

[BlueGreySky 1,017]

I vaguely remembered Emmitt as an announcer... but this dude put in some work to really chronicle it all in painful detail.  The sheer volume if the stupidity is staggering.  The Emmitt Smith Anthology

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

6 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

I vaguely remembered Emmitt as an announcer... but this dude put in some work to really chronicle it all in painful detail.  The sheer volume if the stupidity is staggering.  The Emmitt Smith Anthology

Don’t worry about the game you just won or the team that we just blew out… uhhh… blown… blown out… Let’s think about what we need to do going forward, and they had… blown out.

I just KNEW he was going to say "brown out".

[Pimphand 5,764]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Well your first clue that Emmitt is a fucking moron, is that he's from fucking Florida.  Put your Cowboy biases aside folks, he's an idiot from the word "Cunt" 

Obligatory:

 

[US183 125]

On 1/8/2024 at 10:54 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, he apparently has a degree in "Science, Technology, & Society".

I guess that's a good thing.  At least it's Stanford.  He's cleared the bar to become a college coach at most schools.

That degree at Stanford is the equivalent to the Underwater Basket Weaving Degree at aggy. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

On 1/8/2024 at 1:20 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

for avoidance of doubt, this data shows aggy to be the #4 gameday revenue generator when half of their games are half-empty by halftime

those left behind must be consuming a metric fuckton of concessions

[Longboard Horn 40,331]

Caption: “been a Aggie since day 1…” 

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Caption: “been a Aggie since day 1…” 

Look at the thumb on that kid..born for a glory hole butthole.

In other news, I found out grandson #2 wants ro go to UTSA, and then go to aggy. His father went to UT, and told him he didn't father him to become aggy. I told him other, much more severe things, which. due to risk of criminal prosecution I will not repeat. In the child's defense however,  he is autistic.

Edited January 10 by SHOOTER12

[Pimphand 5,764]

We are going to miss ole Bilbo Booomhauer.

You had that dude in return a kickoff for a TD and in the backfield all day and still only managed 7 offensive points at home against App St.

 

[Longboard Horn 40,331]

 

[US183 125]

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

aggy top 10 reasons why he decomitted…

1. He wasn’t good anyway

2. We didn’t really want him

3.wasn’t SEC ready 

4. Was a mama’s boy

5. Overrated

6. Was too fat 

7. Unteachable

8. Didn’t fit in cult lifestyle

9. Likes females

10. Likes to win too much

[Jkwellborn 6,708]

for avoidance of doubt, this data shows aggy to be the #4 gameday revenue generator when half of their games are half-empty by halftime
those left behind must be consuming a metric fuckton of concessions

Maybe they do need the numbing effects of alcohol.

[PvilleStang 2,911]

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

for avoidance of doubt, this data shows aggy to be the #4 gameday revenue generator when half of their games are half-empty by halftime

those left behind must be consuming a metric fuckton of concessions

5th*.  And that doesn't include USC, or Notre Dame, or several other big private schools that probably out-do those clowns.

[deft 6,856]

I doubt it. USC and Notre Dame done even have 72-70 commemorative cups.

[Deej 76,829]

19 hours ago, Vertigo said:

He is courageously picking out a yacht at the moment. 

I'd kill for a few episodes of Below Deck with Jimbo as the charter guest. 

2 hours ago, US183 said:

aggy top 10 reasons why he decomitted…

1. He wasn’t good anyway

2. We didn’t really want him

3.wasn’t SEC ready 

4. Was a mama’s boy

5. Overrated

6. Was too fat 

7. Unteachable

8. Didn’t fit in cult lifestyle

9. Likes females

10. Likes to win too much

11. Not white enough

[Longboard Horn 40,331]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,331]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,331]

 

[Redneck Mutha 8,001]

aggy finished in the Top 25 5 times since 1999.

Texas has finished in the Top 5 6 times since 1999.

[markstanco 12,577]

12 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

aggy finished in the Top 25 5 times since 1999.

Texas has finished in the Top 5 6 times since 1999.

BDF conference doesnt count stupid sip. Whoop!

[Jive Turkey 12,617]

i think all the video has been scrubbed from the interwebs, but Emmitt Smith promoting pork was gold:

Quote

"For fans that are going to the ball game, they have an opportunity now to tailgate at a brand new stadium and smoke it up and saranate the whole stadium itself. To me tailgating is a part of gameday experience. And what we found is that 42 percent of the people prefer pork over the other meat. And at tailgate parties I can understand why because pork is easy, easy to cook, its simple and it's affordable, and so going to gameday stadium, look for everyone out there to be tailgating. To be using some type of pork meat on their grills."

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/sports/emmitt-smith-now-talks-about-pig-not-pigskin/1881426/

[TOR 5,657]

Emmitt Smith talk has debacled this thread.

[utee94 15,832]

51 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Sark has as many top 3 finishes in the past 84 hours as the ags do in the past 84 years...

Edited January 10 by utee94

[Pimphand 5,764]

20 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Sark has as many top 3 finishes in the past 84 hours as the ags do in the past 84 years...

No..... he has more.

They have only ever been in the top 3 once in their history and that was 1939 and the final poll there was released on Dec 11th, 1939 so over 84 years ago.

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

We are going to miss ole Bilbo Booomhauer.

You had that dude in return a kickoff for a TD and in the backfield all day and still only managed 7 offensive points at home against App St.

 

Dammit, after all this time and Bilbo Baggins still makes me laugh so hard I nearly piss my pants. So perfect, so Jimbo, so aggy it's perfect.

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Dammit, after all this time and Bilbo Baggins still makes me laugh so hard I nearly piss my pants. So perfect, so Jimbo, so aggy it's perfect.

Edit: the worst part is I'll have that song stuck in my head all day long.

[TreatyOak 16,365]

Whoop!!

Athletic just released their final rankings for all 133 programs.

Sips finished #3.

Gig 'ems finished a very respectable #55!!!

[Pimphand 5,764]

13 years of top 10 finishes in 121 tries

Norton: 3
Stietler: 0
George: 0
Bryant: 2
Myers: 0
Foldberg: 0
Stallings: 0
Bellard: 1
Wilson: 0
Sherrill: 2
Slocum: 3
Franchione: 0
Sherman: 0
Sumlin: 1
Fisher: 1

Pretty amazing that only 4 coaches managed to finish top 10 more than once there

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

11 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Whoop!!

Athletic just released their final rankings for all 133 programs.

Sips finished #3.

Gig 'ems finished a very respectable #55!!!

C'mon sing it.."Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins"~~~~~

[Pimphand 5,764]

28 times - Note: 2023 is still showing as blank on the site so it sorts to the bottom

Bible: 2
Cherry: 2
Price: 1
Royal: 10
Akers: 4
McWilliams: 0
Mackovic: 0
Brown: 7
Strong: 0
Herman: 1
Sarkisian: 1

Royal managed 76.9% of Texas A&M's total by himself and even Akers has more top 10 finishes than any coach does at A&M.

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

C'mon sing it.."Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins"~~~~~

Spock lyrical genius!

[Verse 1]
In the Middle of the Earth, in the land of Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire
With his long, wooden pipe
Fuzzy, wooly toes
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Verse 2]
Now, hobbits are peace-loving folks, you know
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone!

[Verse 3]
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below
To help some dwarves get back their gold
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Bridge]
Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves!
Lost in the forest!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Verse 4]
Now he's back in his hole in the land of Shire
That brave little hobbit whom we all admire
Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
A-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole!

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

Edited January 10 by Pimphand

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

28 times - Note: 2023 is still showing as blank on the site so it sorts to the bottom

Bible: 2
Cherry: 2
Price: 1
Royal: 10
Akers: 4
McWilliams: 0
Mackovic: 0
Brown: 7
Strong: 0
Herman: 1
Sarkisian: 1

Royal managed 76.9% of Texas A&M's total by himself and even Akers has more top 10 finishes than any coach does at A&M.

Spock lyrical genius!

 

[Verse 1]
In the Middle of the Earth, in the land of Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire
With his long, wooden pipe
Fuzzy, wooly toes
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Verse 2]
Now, hobbits are peace-loving folks, you know
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone!

[Verse 3]
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below
To help some dwarves get back their gold
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!
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[Bridge]
Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves!
Lost in the forest!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Verse 4]
Now he's back in his hole in the land of Shire
That brave little hobbit whom we all admire
Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
A-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole!

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

Dammit..it happened,  I pissed myself....

[Felix 607]

21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The Gays have a mafia?

Damn.

Yes and I hear it's fabulous.

[Redneck Mutha 8,001]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Sark has as many top 3 finishes in the past 84 hours as the ags do in the past 84 years...

[pyrohornIII 4,815]

22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why would the Waltons donate to Mizzou?  They're a stone's throw from the pigs.

I think that a branch of the Rockefellers tied into piggy long ago with the WinRock Enterprises set up initially by Winthrop Rockefeller, 37th governor of Arkansas.  Winrock International - Wikipedia

Probably some deep seated animosity there between the upstart Waltons and old UA money?    You read what all Winrock is into now days, and it's fairly the opposite of what the Waltons do.  About Winrock - Winrock International

But then I despise the Waltons, so I could be biased in this assumption.

[Armybrat 40,850]

So UT has finished ranked in the top five 21 times, and aggy only four times? 

[Pimphand 5,764]

20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So UT has finished ranked in the top five 21 times, and aggy only four times? 

 

[Pimphand 5,764]

25 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So UT has finished ranked in the top five 21 times, and aggy only four times? 

Also as a fast follow I did find it quite surprising we have only ever had 7 seasons where we finished 6-10 including having never finished 7th or 8th.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,114]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Caption: “been a Aggie since day 1…” 

I'm going to ask again....where do they hide the good looking aggy?  Surely they exist somewhere?

[1bigtx 129]

You did it boys. The doctor is sending me home. Never underestimate the healing powers of aggi misery. God Bless you wonderful SOBs.

[Crapinon 2,257]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

28 times - Note: 2023 is still showing as blank on the site so it sorts to the bottom

Bible: 2
Cherry: 2
Price: 1
Royal: 10
Akers: 4
McWilliams: 0
Mackovic: 0
Brown: 7
Strong: 0
Herman: 1
Sarkisian: 1

Royal managed 76.9% of Texas A&M's total by himself and even Akers has more top 10 finishes than any coach does at A&M.

Spock lyrical genius!

[Verse 1]
In the Middle of the Earth, in the land of Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire
With his long, wooden pipe
Fuzzy, wooly toes
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Verse 2]
Now, hobbits are peace-loving folks, you know
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone!

[Verse 3]
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below
To help some dwarves get back their gold
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Bridge]
Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves!
Lost in the forest!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Verse 4]
Now he's back in his hole in the land of Shire
That brave little hobbit whom we all admire
Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
A-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole!

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

Sing it to the tune of "The Ballad of Davey Crockett". I can hear Fess Parker singing it now.

 

 

[Steel Shank 9,428]

11 hours ago, Pimphand said:

28 times - Note: 2023 is still showing as blank on the site so it sorts to the bottom

Bible: 2
Cherry: 2
Price: 1
Royal: 10
Akers: 4
McWilliams: 0
Mackovic: 0
Brown: 7
Strong: 0
Herman: 1
Sarkisian: 1

Royal managed 76.9% of Texas A&M's total by himself and even Akers has more top 10 finishes than any coach does at A&M.

Spock lyrical genius!

[Verse 1]
In the Middle of the Earth, in the land of Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire
With his long, wooden pipe
Fuzzy, wooly toes
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Verse 2]
Now, hobbits are peace-loving folks, you know
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone!

[Verse 3]
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below
To help some dwarves get back their gold
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Bridge]
Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves!
Lost in the forest!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

[Verse 4]
Now he's back in his hole in the land of Shire
That brave little hobbit whom we all admire
Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
A-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole!

[Chorus]
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

sing it, muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

[Burt 4,085]

On 1/9/2024 at 2:45 PM, YGIFS said:

Well your first clue that Emmitt is a fucking moron, is that he's from fucking Florida.  

An even stronger argument is he's from the panhandle of Florida.

[Burt 4,085]

13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

So UT has finished ranked in the top five 21 times, and aggy only four times? 

You tell us. You're the one who has personally witnessed the entire history of college football. 

[TreatyOak 16,365]

[lilMAC25 3,794]

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

😂 

 

this deserves more love 

[Hook1997 5,382]

They have been hired by the Spaceforce now….   We aren’t stopping the aliens for sure now.