Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Couches throughout Ohio will finally be safe again.

But isn't the #1 fan riot action for losses at tOSU also burning couches?

[Davis Lane 5,580]

4 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

That motherfucker is going to bolt before big brother comes to town just to go to an institution that has the same big brother syndrome.

 

[linux 1,660]

Bjork was leaving anyhow, the damage was done the coaching search fiasco gave us hours of entertainment already.

That he leaves in Jan vs June is irrelevant, Aggies celebrating over nothing once again.

['stache 21,798]

38 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ohio State : Michigan :: Texas A&M : University of Texas

 

It explains a lot.

 

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not talking about football, just talking about quality of education and little brother syndrome.

Wut? Ohio State is a blueblood with enormous success. I can't even recall the last time Michigan was actually this good and above Ohio State. Aggy is Kansas State with less success and a ego complex. I don't see that comparison at all. 

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

 

Wut? Ohio State is a blueblood with enormous success. I can't even recall the last time Michigan was actually this good and above Ohio State. Aggy is Kansas State with less success and a ego complex. I don't see that comparison at all. 

Did you see the part where I said the comparison wasn't about football?  By the way, Michigan also has the lead there all-time.

[statsman 5,453]

Really, Oklahoma:Texas as tOSU:Michigan is a better comp, all the way around. It takes in academic superiority, ethical superiority, …

For the Ags, TAMU:Texas as North Korea:South Korea

Edited January 15 by statsman

[tx ind 7,008]

2 minutes ago, statsman said:

Really, Oklahoma:Texas as tOSU:Michigan is a better comp, all the way around. It takes in academic superiority, ethical superiority, …

[US183 125]

Are these guys wearing those 7 day shitters? Probably got them from the Qatar branch. Looks like the dude on the bottom right already had a 5 day start.

 

 

 

Edited January 15 by US183

[gofuckyourself 8,207]

41 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

But isn't the #1 fan riot action for losses at tOSU also burning couches?

You're probably right.

Then the moral is start a couch manufacturing plant in Ohio.

[statsman 5,453]

9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

You got me on that. I am so disappointed in Michigan over this sign stealing scandal. I used to think they were a gold standard for doing it the right way

[1bigtx 129]

30 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

But isn't the #1 fan riot action for losses at tOSU also burning couches?

It absolutely is. I saw it with my own eyes in '05. Car flipping and intimidating visiting fans are other examples of their coping skills.

[Beau Vine 54,208]

Doesn't seem that long ago that aggy was claiming that Bjork went rogue and offered HFC position to Stoops.

tOSU must be really impressed by that alpha move.

[Beau Vine 54,208]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

But isn't the #1 fan riot action for losses at tOSU also burning couches?

Makes it easier to plan things.

[Pimphand 5,734]

6 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

If true....

He's fucked aggy up enough they will struggle to recover plus we know they will gomer the hire.... We really could use him torching Ohio State that would be amazing

[Pimphand 5,734]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ohio State : Michigan :: Texas A&M : University of Texas

 

It explains a lot.

It's been covered repeatedly...

Texas::Michigan - Public ivy, AAU generally successful in athletics but mostly underachieve at football
Texas A&M::Michigan State - Vet schools, little brother to bigger in state school, occasionally jump up and win stuff but not consistently
Oklahoma::Ohio State - Shitty schools, way too successful at football, totally suck

[Dewey 3,286]

Has a better chance at being a colossal mistake than it does at being a good hire. Just reading what I can, but it sounds like the new tOSU president wants to move away from the old guard. There are better options out there than this guy, must kill it in interviews. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,229]

Have to think the hire would be more about understanding how the old guard SEC teams "operate".

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

9 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's been covered repeatedly...

Texas::Michigan - Public ivy, AAU generally successful in athletics but mostly underachieve at football
Texas A&M::Michigan State - Vet schools, little brother to bigger in state school, occasionally jump up and win stuff but not consistently
Oklahoma::Ohio State - Shitty schools, way too successful at football, totally suck

I don't give a fuck if it's been covered repeatedly, I was drawing a parallel between A&M and Ohio State, relative to their big brother schools.  I wasn't creating a taxonomy of public universities in 4 states.  Fuck me, but y'all will parse a point to death.

[Hookem10 733]

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't give a fuck if it's been covered repeatedly, I was drawing a parallel between A&M and Ohio State, relative to their big brother schools.  I wasn't creating a taxonomy of public universities in 4 states.  Fuck me, but y'all will parse a point to death.

Aggy shouldn’t be compared to anything successful unless your judging meat or being butt ugly 

[Deej 76,755]

11 minutes ago, Dewey said:

There are better options out there than this guy

 

[DFW Horn 6,123]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

Ugh.....that's nightmare fuel

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

More corps dork shit. Stupid challenger 17 squad. Funny thing is none of these jerk offs are aeronautical engineering majors.

Those big bulges in those weird pants...is that where they put their colostomy bags.

[TreatyOak 16,311]

24 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Texas - Public ivy

"Public Ivy" Haha, okay.

Over the years we've hired so many lazy, entitled dumbasses from there. Now that I think about it, when I worked in NY, we hired lots of dumbasses who graduated from Ivy League schools, as well, haha. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Is that the slue-footed squad?

[Dnaguy 11,920]

7 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Bjork leaving is actually a win for A&M. 
How he has survived that Jimbo contract fiasco is beyond me.

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

39 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Has a better chance at being a colossal mistake than it does at being a good hire. Just reading what I can, but it sounds like the new tOSU president wants to move away from the old guard. There are better options out there than this guy, must kill it in interviews. 

My interview with him:

"So tell me about that Jimbo extension...just kidding"

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

47 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's been covered repeatedly...

Texas::Michigan - Public ivy, AAU generally successful in athletics but mostly underachieve at football
Texas A&M::Michigan State - Vet schools, little brother to bigger in state school, occasionally jump up and win stuff but not consistently
Oklahoma::Ohio State - Shitty schools, way too successful at football, totally suck

Mich St. has some basketball skins and 2 MNCs in football since the TV was invented. Not sure about that one Pimp.

[TKthunder2 4,985]

25 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

"Public Ivy" Haha, okay.

Over the years we've hired so many lazy, entitled dumbasses from there. Now that I think about it, when I worked in NY, we hired lots of dumbasses who graduated from Ivy League schools, as well, haha. 

Dumbasses in every school but the public ivy thing has been around for nearly 40 years.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Ivy

[Dutchrudder 11,135]

9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Bjork leaving is actually a win for A&M. 
How he has survived that Jimbo contract fiasco is beyond me.

Well if his buyout deal is anything like Jimbo's, then they are probably praying someone else hires him.

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

Having the band dot the "i" with a sabre-wielding Corps turd will be a special touch.

[Henry Hill 3,156]

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

That motherfucker is going to bolt before big brother comes to town just to go to an institution that has the same big brother syndrome.

 

[demos 3,002]

How he has survived that Jimbo contract fiasco is beyond me.

Because Sharp and the board wanted it.

Which is why nothing will change when they hire another AD.

[Dnaguy 11,920]

Just now, demos said:

Because Sharp and the board wanted it.

Which is why nothing will change when they hire another AD.

[DFW Horn 6,123]

21 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Bjork leaving is actually a win for A&M. 
How he has survived that Jimbo contract fiasco is beyond me.

Bjork doesn't have the authority to offer any contracts without board approval. Job offers, maybe, with details TBD.

Jimbo was a collective aggy fuck-up.

[TrashMaster G 17,549]

55 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Aggy shouldn’t be compared to anything successful unless your judging meat or being butt ugly 

*you're 

[BurntEyes 5,958]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not talking about football, just talking about quality of education and little brother syndrome.

Not really accurate. This ain't me defending OSU, I promise. But Michigan has Sparty. You aware of wtf kind of stupidity has been going on there in the recent past? OSU has Ohio, Miami, it's their fredo as a friend that went to OSU used to say. So.. 

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Not really accurate. This ain't me defending OSU, I promise. But Michigan has Sparty. You aware of wtf kind of stupidity has been going on there in the recent past? OSU has Ohio, Miami, it's their fredo as a friend that went to OSU used to say. So.. 

Crimony.  I'm not suggesting we look down the ladder.  I'm suggesting that tOSU envies Michigan the way A&M envies UT.  It's fucking true.  I was married to a Buckeye, I've been drowned in that culture and I'm gratefully out.

Stop looking for the perfect analog in-state.  It wasn't my point.  Not at all.

[BurntEyes 5,958]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Crimony.  I'm not suggesting we look down the ladder.  I'm suggesting that tOSU envies Michigan the way A&M envies UT.  It's fucking true.  I was married to a Buckeye, I've been drowned in that culture and I'm gratefully out.

Stop looking for the perfect analog in-state.  It wasn't my point.  Not at all.

I don't dispute the Michigan- OSU relationship is a goodly amount big brother little brother.

More accurately it's OUsux - Texas : OSU - Michigan 

You were reaching and say what you will about OSU there isn't a comparison to aggy. With them or anyone.

They're in a league of their own but the fuck ups at MSU are the only thing anywhere close.

Damn you're all huffy. 

[Deej 76,755]

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Bjork leaving is actually a win for A&M. 
How he has survived that Jimbo contract fiasco is beyond me.

He just rubber stamped that contract. It's what their boosters wanted. Any AD at that school would be fired immediately if they didn't follow orders and made rational decisions. 

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You were reaching and say what you will about OSU there isn't a comparison to aggy. With them or anyone.

tOSU is literally trying to hire the dipshit A&M athletic director.  It's a perfect fit.  Dumbass redneck schools that have a hard-on for their superior big brothers.  I never mentioned any other school for a reason.

End of discussion for me.  Lord.

[BurntEyes 5,958]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

tOSU is literally trying to hire the dipshit A&M athletic director.  It's a perfect fit.  Dumbass redneck schools that have a hard-on for their superior big brothers.  I never mentioned any other school for a reason.

End of discussion for me.  Lord.

My bad you're correct aggy and OSU are exactly the same.

[tx ind 7,008]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Have to think the hire would be more about understanding how the old guard SEC teams "operate".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentlemen's_agreement

[deft 6,842]

The problem is here is in trying to compare aggy to anyone.

[nnm 36,354]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

He just rubber stamped that contract. It's what their boosters wanted. Any AD at that school would be fired immediately if they didn't follow orders and made rational decisions. 

Everyone who saw, heard about, smelled that initial contract and especially the extension should be forced to resign and/or fired in humiliating fashion. Mahomes (Chair of the Board of Regents), Sharp, Bjork, Ray Bonilla (GC), hell, Reveille should be canned. It’s such an egregious waste of university resources.  It’s really inexcusable.

I know, I know, public funds weren’t used for Jimbo.  But at least in theory, the 120mm wasted on Jimbo would have been otherwise put to beneficial use somewhere in the TAMU system. Or at least the delta between what was spent on Jimbo and a reasonable contract and extension, with a reasonable buyout. 

[Doctor of Neighborhood 429]

This … 

 

Plus this …

= priceless

Edited January 16 by Doctor of Neighborhood

[grazinhorn 472]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Fuck me, but y'all will parse a point to death.

 

 

 

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,852]

9 hours ago, South Austin said:

Quite a solid offering.

the surl is cultivating a thujone "painting tree" which will move out through the sporting intertrons

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Jimbo was a collective aggy fuck-up.

Put that in the Championship Trophy room!

[EastTexan 662]

I always believed Jimbo would have remained at aggy, when he was gifted that stupid contract, with a much smaller bonus. Who the fuck was  going to steal him.

Per norm for aggy, they were bamboozled.

[Royale with cheese 1,466]

10 hours ago, grazinhorn said:

 

 

 

 

 

"Y'all'd bitch if you'z hung with a new rope."