Tell Me About Texas a&m

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2 hours ago, miguelito said:

"Contains 8% jizz"

Less popular and less cray is the 2%er Jizz craft batch 

[lilMAC25 3,794]

2 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Carlin was a brilliant comedic wordsmith. People who call out others for their imperfect diction (or other perceived intellectual failing) frequently by so doing reveal their own deficiency. A very common usage of "average" is the arithmetic mean. "Average" is also frequently, and has been for centuries, used to refer to any measure of central tendency, including the median. To recap: when someone is famous for his way with words, think twice before presuming to place yourself above him. A little learning is indeed a dangerous thing.

 

Also, some members of the corps are in the service. There are standard ROTC scholarships which technically require that the recipients enlist and accept an obligation for commissioned service at graduation. There are also "local" scholarships for being in the corps which have nothing to do with the actual armed forces.

He’s still not gonna fuck you, Jim.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Dig up the dead dogs to make fertilizer for the wine

 

[US183 125]

4 hours ago, brownboy said:

 

"Texas Aggie (sic) horticulturist John Mortensen knew what he was doing..."

Well adjusted people don't talk like they this. 

 

Well , you didn’t expect aggy to be honest and put “John Mortensen, a dumb shit mother f’ing dip shit aggy,   didn’t know what he was doing” did you? 

4 hours ago, brownboy said:

[nnm 36,409]

5 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Also, some members of the corps are in the service. There are standard ROTC scholarships which technically require that the recipients enlist and accept an obligation for commissioned service at graduation.

My nephew was one of those. He’s a well-adjusted young man who was ROTC at TAMU, in the corps by default, and served his 4 years in the Army. I have no problem with the minority of corps guys who do that. 

But the cosplay idiots deserve all scorn and ridicule. It’s a freaking fraternity with no eligibility standards. 

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

6 hours ago, brownboy said:

Let's talk a break from Aggy beer to discuss Aggy wine.  This Nacogdoches winery educated me about how Aggy be smart.  Bonus points for being a Texas Aggy.

"Texas Aggie (sic) horticulturist John Mortensen knew what he was doing..."

Well adjusted people don't talk like they this. They let their accomplishments stand on their own or be praised by others.  Only insecure Aggy would say it like this.

Blanc du bois...does that mean "the white boys"? If so, very aggy indeed

 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

A Gloryhole Named Desire starring Blanc DuBois.  

[Deej 76,796]

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

A Gloryhole Named Desire starring Blanc DuBois.  

The original Blanc DuBois...

 

[YGIFS 19,450]

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

[Matuka 1,310]

23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

Boo

[Deej 76,796]

34 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

Edited February 5 by Deej

[Armybrat 40,849]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

He bent over to help his friends. 

[Longboard Horn 40,325]

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

[sdm 847]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

That photo makes me laugh every time!

[Eastwood 4,394]

Hilarious that A&M starts chirping about the Big 10 and a week later it comes out that the Big 10 and the SEC are forming a partnership that will inevitably lead to a merger. Every time they try to run screaming into the woods, Texas just walks them down like Jason Voorhees. There is no escape. 

[Beau Vine 54,230]

16 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

[Pimphand 5,752]

17 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Blanc du bois...does that mean "the white boys"? If so, very aggy indeed

 

white wood which ya know is pretty aggy itself given their jizz jar predilections 

[Scholz 11,943]

On 2/4/2024 at 5:55 PM, Deej said:

The original Blanc DuBois...

 

[ousux 5,597]

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  
Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

Wtf man? My grandfather was friends with RP's who openly admitted he never voted for his idiot nephew.

[Tex Long 4,400]

On 2/4/2024 at 5:19 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Blanc du bois...does that mean "the white boys"? If so, very aggy indeed

 

It's more literary than that, along the lines of "The Whiteness of the Boys". Think Montgomery Clift and Liz Taylor.

[ousux 5,597]

*uncle

No idea how I missed an entire word in the above post. I blame work distractions, need to stack millions quickly so I can fuck off at home like the rest of you. (Millions or otherwise)

[satyanash 14,486]

🙄

 

[sdm 847]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

🙄

 

Mike was misquoted, he said gloryhole not program.

[TexasMan 10,891]

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

🙄

 

 

[Deej 76,796]

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

🙄

 

Didn't mean to put the L in flagship.

Edited February 8 by Deej

[Cairn Horn88 8,264]

On 2/5/2024 at 10:45 AM, Beau Vine said:

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

Yeah, but that flag is a picture of a sheep.

[Dewey 3,286]

[Bevo&Pevo 5,150]

  I'm not sure who he's trying to convince, himself, recruits, or the rest of the sane world.  

[Deej 76,796]

[msucolt45 4,062]

Hook’em!!!

[deft 6,849]

“When it comes to incoming Missouri valley football conference transfers, we are the flagship program in this state”.

Hes right: context does matter.

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

🙄

 

Fatshit program...

[Hairy Biped 586]

They aren't even the flagship football program in the Brazos Valley.  Since 1995 Blinn has won 4 NCs and Sam Houston has won one and played for 2 more, plus a few more top 4 finishes.  During that same stretch A&M has managed 1 conference championship and that's it.  I swear, for the life of me I can't figure out where their extremely over inflated sense of self worth comes from.  Or how every new coach they bring in can't go three months without starting to spew the same stupid shit.  They are never the least bit introspective.  Ever.  And the chiropractors in the area must make a killing from all of the sore shoulders.  I have never seen a group that spends as much time patting themselves on the back as aggy.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

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[Longboard Horn 40,325]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,325]

 

[South Austin 52,509]

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Why limit the “flagship” argument to sports, Kyle? How about tallying up things like Nobel Laureates and Oscar winners?

Elko was the perfect hire.

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor."

We used to call him "Mr. Hair", because not one hair was ever out of place. I remember when he ran this state and one day he was giving a speech on the front steps of the capitol. As the speech drooled on and drooled a person in the crowd close to Mr. Perry had a large dog. Right beside where the pearls of wisdom were being spewed, this dog proceeded to take a large dump. The personal fragrance of this canine was not welcomed by the throngs of onlookers who moved away from the podium to avoid the present in the grass. Mr. Hair however, I guess remembering his fond memories on the Brazos as a milkman, never missed a beat and continued his drivel. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,200]

I really didn't think he'd be overcome w/ the dumbassness of aggy this quickly.  Cults are fast-acting. 

[Tex Pete 20,354]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor."

We used to call him "Mr. Hair", because not one hair was ever out of place. I remember when he ran this state and one day he was giving a speech on the front steps of the capitol. As the speech drooled on and drooled a person in the crowd close to Mr. Perry had a large dog. Right beside where the pearls of wisdom were being spewed, this dog proceeded to take a large dump. The personal fragrance of this canine was not welcomed by the throngs of onlookers who moved away from the podium to avoid the present in the grass. Mr. Hair however, I guess remembering his fond memories on the Brazos as a milkman, never missed a beat and continued his drivel. 

Y'all take this shit somewhere else. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Y'all take this shit somewhere else. 

Considering how you interpret fucking anything even tangently related to a republican as being political (hint: making fun of rick perrys hair is not political), you should get fucking banned for being a walking talking cr.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Considering how you interpret fucking anything even tangently related to a republican as being political (hint: making fun of rick perrys hair is not political), you should get fucking banned for being a walking talking cr.

Shut up, dummy. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Shut up, dummy. 

Fuck you pussy

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Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Fuck you pussy

 

[Armybrat 40,849]

*cue Itchy/Scratchy gif*

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

2 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

 

This thread has no room for leg humping dipshits who white knight aggys from the most milquetoast insults because they joined their political sports team. He's a lousy hypocrite who shits up threads constantly.

Edited February 8 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[BabaYaga 15,298]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

But, but, but back a long time ago, them's didn't allow no girlz into that there skool.

[Tigersnake 670]

If you have to say you're the flagship...is that even a term that is used anywhere else? Like does Michigan say they are the flagship university in their state?

[markstanco 12,577]

2 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

If you have to say you're the flagship...is that even a term that is used anywhere else? Like does Michigan say they are the flagship university in their state?

No, but Oklahoma State doesnt say it either.