Tell Me About Texas a&m

YGIFS · February 13

I have been strongly assured by Macklemore that A&M did nothing wrong in trading DoE secrets to the Middle East. So I don’t understand why there needs to be all this hostility.

Beau Vine · February 14

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Is your pussy still hurt because you were being a bitch before the Sugar Bowl? That’s a “you” problem.

I had the best time of my life at the Sugar Bowl, so I have no idea what you're talking about. I mean..

ousux · February 14

I had the best time of my life at the Sugar Bowl, so I have no idea what you're talking about. I mean..

Should have been PI, easy call.

DB makes a great play, but I still think AD wins that battle if he isn't touched.

Longboard Horn · February 14

With aggy Qatar shutting down, now they won't be able to fill their Hall of "Champions" with Cricket trophies anymore lol

Vertigo · February 14

12 hours ago, ousux said:

Should have been PI, easy call.

DB makes a great play, but I still think AD wins that battle if he isn't touched.

Quinn should have just thrown a rope to the front pylon. Game set match.

Cairn Horn88 · February 14

Texas AD punks aggy as Little Brother! Awww that maroon speck on the map is so cute!

Edited February 14 by Cairn Horn88

Cairn Horn88 · February 14

Texas will create a separate Network called the Longhorn Network for all past content

All future broadcasts will be on SEC Network & ESPN

Texas Communication students will produce all home games on SEC Network & ESPN .

BachelorTrek · February 14

26 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas AD punks aggy as Little Brother! Awww that maroon speck on the map is so cute!

That image is also in this short article (sourced to Jabba):

https://footballscoop.com/news/powerpoint-slide-shows-texas-texas-a-m-rivalry-pettiness-is-back

bad_teammate · February 14

I love the cancerous eastern growth on Texas and the Florida Chode.

YGIFS · February 14

All due respect to Del Conte's staff, who are the best in the business. Who the fuck drew up that graphic of the Caribbean to make it look like a well-known, tiny-dicked political figure was being sucked off by his own silhouette just off the tiny tip of South Florida? I promise you that's an inside joke in Belmont. That's not how any of this Cuba works! /noCR

Edited February 14 by YGIFS

SimkinsMan · February 14

This is awesome on several levels.

YGIFS · February 14

that he subconsciously chose to type "all-in on homosexual" instead of "all-in on homosexuality" OMFG. I know we have a lot of posters who basically share the same value system as Aggies (or lack thereof), besides sports affiliation so I don't want to get too many folks butt-hurt. But come the fuck on, that's just gold-plated showbiz right there, that's what that is.

Vertigo · February 14

36 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

This is awesome on several levels.

I love how gigem can finally come out of the closet too.

Napoleon · February 14

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas AD punks aggy as Little Brother! Awww that maroon speck on the map is so cute!

This map was made by someone who has obviously never stepped foot in the state of Tennessee.

Even Vanderbilt students who were born and raised in the state of Tennessee pull for the Vols.

At least in football (baseball may be a different story), there is 0% of the state that pulls for the Commodores.

YGIFS · February 14

Well kudos to you fancy-boy for breaking down the granularity of intra-state collegiate baseball in a state nobody gives a shit about while I'm still trying to figure out why it looks like two dick-tips docking in the Gulf of Mexico.

La-de-fucking-da, college boy!

Vertigo · February 14

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well kudos to you fancy-boy for breaking down the granularity of intra-state collegiate baseball in a state nobody gives a shit about while I'm still trying to figure out why it looks like two dick-tips docking in the Gulf of Mexico.

La-de-fucking-da, college boy!

nnm · February 14

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

All due respect to Del Conte's staff, who are the best in the business. Who the fuck drew up that graphic of the Caribbean to make it look like a well-known, tiny-dicked political figure was being sucked off by his own silhouette just off the tiny tip of South Florida? I promise you that's an inside joke in Belmont. That's not how any of this Cuba works! /noCR

What in the CR are you talking about? I really strained to see what in the world you were complaining about and it’s not there. Don’t assume a hit job around every corner.

YGIFS · February 14

Well, I believe the term is called "docking" /nohomo

TrashMaster G · February 15

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Well kudos to you fancy-boy for breaking down the granularity of intra-state collegiate baseball in a state nobody gives a shit about while I'm still trying to figure out why it looks like two dick-tips docking in the Gulf of Mexico.

La-de-fucking-da, college boy!

Wtf are you blabbering about?

DFW Horn · February 15

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf are you blabbering about?

His homoerotic fantasies about being face-slapped with two dicks

YGIFS · February 15

I dunno, it's just weird the way they put Cuba where it is and they gave it that generous proportion. Guess you could say that about all the Aggies in my life. Stinks like hell, but I'll sure miss her...

Pimphand · February 15

11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I dunno, it's just weird the way they put Cuba where it is and they gave it that generous proportion. Guess you could say that about all the Aggies in my life. Stinks like hell, but I'll sure miss her...

Well they definitely omitted Isla de Juventud

Beau Vine · February 15

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

This map was made by someone who has obviously never stepped foot in the state of Tennessee.

Even Vanderbilt students who were born and raised in the state of Tennessee pull for the Vols.

At least in football (baseball may be a different story), there is 0% of the state that pulls for the Commodores.

It would literally be like splitting Texas between UT and SMU.

Napoleon · February 15

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It would literally be like splitting Texas between UT and SMU.

Or Rice.

Baseball academic school.

msucolt45 · February 15

My Dad is a friend, and goes to church with, George Hargett. Not only is he an aggy, but he almost derailed the Longhorns’ dreams of 1963.
It’s a small world and we’re all just in it. Hargett was the main RB for the Aggies in the early ‘60s.

Hook’em!!!

statsman · February 15

7 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My Dad is a friend, and goes to church with, George Hargett. Not only is he an aggy, but he almost derailed the Longhorns’ dreams of 1963.
It’s a small world and we’re all just in it. Hargett was the main RB for the Aggies in the early ‘60s.

Hook’em!!!

You need to tell him, that on his deathbed, Bill Little signed a statement that the Ags’ really did intercept the ball inbounds and that Bellmont has that document locked in a safe.

South Austin · February 15

Just now, statsman said:

You need to tell him, that on his deathbed, Bill Little signed a statement that the Ags’ really did intercept the ball inbounds and that Bellmont has that document locked in a safe.

That Bill Little statement would be five pages long.

Steamboat1874 · February 15

20 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas will create a separate Network called the Longhorn Network for all past content

All future broadcasts will be on SEC Network & ESPN

Texas Communication students will produce all home games on SEC Network & ESPN .

Ugh.....I have my concerns about this.

20 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas will create a separate Network called the Longhorn Network for all past content

All future broadcasts will be on SEC Network & ESPN

Texas Communication students will produce all home games on SEC Network & ESPN .

Ugh.....I have my concerns about this.

20 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas will create a separate Network called the Longhorn Network for all past content

All future broadcasts will be on SEC Network & ESPN

Texas Communication students will produce all home games on SEC Network & ESPN .

Ugh.....I have my concerns about this.

Steamboat1874 · February 15

In triplicate evidently.

YGIFS · February 15

These are his three concerns, dude.

Those students turn out quality production content. My only legit worry is just access and budget. We're all gonna play at roughly the same times on baseball weekends. 8 series. How do you program that on just 2 channels in the SEC?

NameAlreadyInUse · February 15

On 2/13/2024 at 12:44 AM, Napoleon said:

Probably taking class field trips to Target.

I can't speak to those other products, but that tush cush is some high quality lube. Your partner will thank you next time you are heading towards the back door.

markstanco · February 15

On 2/13/2024 at 12:44 AM, Napoleon said:

Probably taking class field trips to Target.

They sell this at Target now?

Jive Turkey · February 16

Totally fitting that they went to an overrated, overpriced style over substance restaurant for his birthday.

https://www.dmagazine.com/publications/d-magazine/2022/july/the-mexican-review-design-district/

Edited February 16 by Jive Turkey

South Austin · February 16

A couple new rube subscribers just paid for that $250 margarita.

MAUFRAIS · February 16

If the only people at his 50th birthday party were employees I’m depressed.

Tex Pete · February 16

Billy does look like an authentic cowboy…one who got thrown off a bull and then had his face stepped on.

Crapinon · February 16

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

They sell this at Target now?

Our local CVS has all this stuff on the same isle and next to the walking canes, braces, bed pans and such. I'm not sure which marketing research said they should go together.

SHOOTER12 · February 16

34 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Billy does look like an authentic cowboy…one who got thrown off a bull and then had his face stepped on.

Hell I couldn't figure out if he was even in the photo. Which one is he?

Pimphand · February 16

39 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Billy does look like an authentic cowboy…one who got thrown off a bull and then had his face stepped on.

Your ballad to the chin pube rube...

Armybrat · February 16

36 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Our local CVS has all this stuff on the same isle and next to the walking canes, braces, bed pans and such. I'm not sure which marketing research said they should go together.

Well foo, I just missed those doodads while purchasing this item at our CVS on Parmer.

YGIFS · February 16

Your new sex swing looks weird, but you do you brutha! Still getting after it after all these years!

Edited February 16 by YGIFS

Armybrat · February 16

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Totally fitting that they went to an overrated, overpriced style over substance restaurant for his birthday.

https://www.dmagazine.com/publications/d-magazine/2022/july/the-mexican-review-design-district/

Quote

The salsa tastes like lime, Parmesan, and Windex.

The old dude Gus Portokalos from My Big Fat Greek Wedding would be all over that shit.

Walser · February 16

23 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Your ballad to the chin pube rube...

What does Lord Stark have to do with this??

TheRealRonWeaver? · February 16

I can't speak to those other products, but that tush cush is some high quality lube. Your partner will thank you next time you are heading towards the back door.

Could we please keep this thread on topic?

YGIFS · February 16

What, you gotta problem with Liucci Animal Anal Balm for Bah Animal Anus Bangs?

Leanderman · February 16

"I can't speak to those other products, but that tush cush is some high quality lube. Your partner will thank you next time you are heading towards the back door."

Sorry no, a few of us are still heterosexual..

Longboard Horn · February 16

Longboard Horn · February 16

A little late, but from this past Tuesday

utee94 · February 16

First and only school to leave the SEC would be A&M. Nobody else in the SEC cares what Texas does. Nobody else in the SEC lives in fear 24/7 of Texas.

Which is great-- I'm really looking forward to playing a bunch of competitive schools in competitive games when it's not complete jihad for their infantile fan base.

Edited February 16 by utee94

Longboard Horn · February 16

aggy corp turds celebrating Mardi Gras in Galveston

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