Jump to content

Tell Me About Texas a&m

MrPhlegm

By MrPhlegm
in Football

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Popular Post
WelfareBuysMyWeed

WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388

Posted
  • Popular Post
Posted
52 minutes ago, TOR said:

Adidas, man.  

My absolute favorite thing about them running to Adidas, the #2 shoe brand, is because they went to Nike, the #1 shoe brand, and asked for the same deal as Texas, and Nike replied "You are not, and never will be, Texas" and wouldn't budge. Everything about their Adidas deal screams #2 little brother.

  • Hook 'Em 5
  • Like 4
  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 79.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Longboard Horn

    2173

  • Randolph Duke

    2141

  • Deej

    2077

  • Cairn Horn88

    1613

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

MachoMan
MachoMan
Mittens
Mittens
TexLonghorn
TexLonghorn

Posted Images

Tex Pete

Tex Pete 20357

Posted
Posted
3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Phlegm would have been okay if all of his post wasn't the 10 gif/pics multiple times per page on every thread he posted in.

That wasn’t always the case, though. He also posted as “TheOrangeBull” on Hornfans. I assume after he was banned as Phlegm.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Tex Pete

Tex Pete 20357

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


I thought it was a Troy hat

They absolutely don’t understand marketing at all.

They want the T for Texas and they have those jerseys that say Texas in big letters with aggies in tiny letters because they also want to be considered Texas and they don’t want us to be considered Texas. Except we’re literally Texas. It’s dumb. 

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
TOR

TOR 5628

Posted
Posted
19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They absolutely don’t understand marketing at all.

And as much $$$ they get from the state, it should be simple.  Nope,.' Do you want to do something not very smart, or smart?  LET'S DO OPTION A1'

Link to comment
Share on other sites
jimmyjazz

jimmyjazz 45963

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

They want the T for Texas and they have those jerseys that say Texas in big letters with aggies in tiny letters because they also want to be considered Texas and they don’t want us to be considered Texas. Except we’re literally Texas. It’s dumb. 

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
1bigtx

1bigtx 129

Posted
Posted
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

No kidding. They are on level with Alaska State, Hawaii State and Puerto Rico State.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Randolph Duke

Randolph Duke 4034

Posted
Posted
13 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Didn’t you get an older Chevy? Late 90s or so? You were tuning it up and doing a few things but going to leave it be for the most part. Am I imagining that? Or was it someone else?

I’ve had a Range Rover for a couple of years. Haven’t had a Chevy for quite some time. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Beau Vine

Beau Vine 54246

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Washington State is aggy af.  

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
TrashMaster G

TrashMaster G 17558

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

Literally?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
David Dennison

David Dennison 18881

Posted
Posted
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

Florida State doesn't seem like it should be on that list.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Longboard Horn

Longboard Horn 40326

Posted
Posted
11 hours ago, deft said:

Fuck no he didn’t invent this thread. He was merely the first to pick it up over here. “Probably more in shaggy?” It was longer over there and he didn’t start it.

iirc, a guy named Rich & Smooth started the Tell me about aggy thread over on shaggy. Speaking of him, I wonder what happened to him. He never popped up over here unless he changed his name.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
jimmyjazz

jimmyjazz 45963

Posted
Posted
16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Florida State doesn't seem like it should be on that list.

Really?  It's academically inferior to UF, and has won 20 "national titles" compared to 47 for the Gators.  I'm kinda thinking they belong in the Aggie discussion.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Armybrat

Armybrat 40850

Posted
Posted
8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

iirc, a guy named Rich & Smooth started the Tell me about aggy thread over on shaggy. Speaking of him, I wonder what happened to him. He never popped up over here unless he changed his name.

Sounds like Chitowndoc.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Longboard Horn

Longboard Horn 40326

Posted
Posted
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of all the little brother -slash - state schools, they seem to be the only ones with a major problem about it.  Michigan State.  Florida State.  Kansas State.  North Carolina State.  Mississippi State.  Hell, Auburn.  All relish their roles as the anti-blueblood.  

Our friends to the east are literally Jan Brady incarnate.

Texas, Texas, Texas!

incurably romantic

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Tex Pete

Tex Pete 20357

Posted
Posted
37 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

iirc, a guy named Rich & Smooth started the Tell me about aggy thread over on shaggy. Speaking of him, I wonder what happened to him. He never popped up over here unless he changed his name.

Pretty sure he was someone’s sock. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Longhornstampede

Longhornstampede 3182

Posted
Posted
On 2/8/2024 at 6:38 PM, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Texas A&M plans to take over old Macy's building for new e-sports facility

University officials will visit the site at Post Oak Mall this week to discuss turning it into the home of over 2,000 students active in e-sports.

https://www.chron.com/news/article/texas-am-esports-macys-18653360.php

GET YOUR LICKS IN NOW. Aggy is about to be swimming in "sports" championships. Kroger Field is last century, it's now all about Macy's Lan Cafe.

Their new champions factory fits in so well with the other architecture on campus

aggy.png

Gaymers... 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Horn Under a Bad Sign

Horn Under a Bad Sign 20402

Posted
Posted

SIAP:  Some outfit called the Gig 'em Gazette thinks we made a horrible mistake with Sark's contract.  Of course, there's a whole lot of "if this hadn't happened on that play then Texas would have finished 17th in their conference"  rationalizing going on. 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/longhorns-make-huge-mistake-sark-contract-aggie-football-fans-love-it

 

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
InkaUtexas

InkaUtexas 25952

Posted
Posted
11 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP:  Some outfit called the Gig 'em Gazette thinks we made a horrible mistake with Sark's contract.  Of course, there's a whole lot of "if this hadn't happened on that play then Texas would have finished 17th in their conference"  rationalizing going on. 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/longhorns-make-huge-mistake-sark-contract-aggie-football-fans-love-it

 

Thought it was Jizzemgazette.

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
YGIFS

YGIFS 19450

Posted
Posted
5 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Needs to get back on his meds... 

promise I will as soon as I get off your mom.  Not my fault your spirit animal is Aggie

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He looks like some specific dorky actor from a teen comedy but I can't quite recall who. 

I think we’re thinking of the dude from “not another teen movie” who was an amalgam of the other dorks from so many 80s/90s teen flicks.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites
statsman

statsman 5471

Posted
Posted
8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP:  Some outfit called the Gig 'em Gazette thinks we made a horrible mistake with Sark's contract.  Of course, there's a whole lot of "if this hadn't happened on that play then Texas would have finished 17th in their conference"  rationalizing going on. 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/longhorns-make-huge-mistake-sark-contract-aggie-football-fans-love-it

 

Oh, that’s beautiful. It has all the Ag fan fiction elements-

 - that bad fortune the Ags had? Chance fate, and there was nothing to do to avoid it

- that good fortune Texas had? Again, blind luck, mixed in with the system helping Texas out. 
 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
US183

US183 125

Posted
Posted
8 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Thought it was Jizzemgazette.

Here’s one of the quotes “The proof will be in the pudding in 2024.”  aggy seems to know a lot about pudding, especially chocolate pudding. 

 

image.jpeg.07e863446f5d1e43df6f12c48477812d.jpeg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
closetojumping

closetojumping 62740

Posted
Posted
16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

More manly than our faggy, dildo-y block T. Their T brings fear.

 

image.png.a0c28bbf11997339b96e4a8d489dd5f5.png

I didn't state what you say I do. I doubt you can write about the Longhorns and manage to be straight serious with no exquisite insults. Not many posters here are simply about serious sports conversation. It would indeed get boring pretty fast if most people didn't either successfully or unsuccessfully try their hands at wit. The spectrum should include a dry absurdist like Futureman or a would-be beat poet like dangersnax. 

1 I'm not burdened by directly descended grandchildren. My sad jumble of DNA ends with me. You're welcome. As for the ignore function, I've got a few people on it. They've mostly got themselves crowd sourced by now. I can scroll by a bad or trolling post with great ease.

2 I don't blame you for the projection, but I was neither trying to insult anyone nor do I believe that I did so. The post was serious as a heart attack. Plus, I can throw a decent barb here and there, but I'm not prolific enough to catch up with the best here.

I can’t tell what you’re attempting with footnote 1 without actually properly quoting me or “at-ing” me so I’d have any idea you responded. It did make me laugh though.  “I’m fine with the technology, dammit!”

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Beau Vine

Beau Vine 54246

Posted
Posted
11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Really?  It's academically inferior to UF, and has won 20 "national titles" compared to 47 for the Gators.  I'm kinda thinking they belong in the Aggie discussion.

It also has a similar "coed" history (it was once a women's-only school) and similar confusing origin story with its big brother (F$U was created before UF and was once called University of Florida).

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...