Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

 

[deadshank 24,652]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

That guy puts together sentences as if he’s having a grand mal seizure at the same time. 

[Tex Pete 20,330]

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

That guy puts together sentences as if he’s having a grand mal seizure at the same time. 

He probably spells it “grandma caesar.”

[Frank Drebin 5,654]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I guess Alabama was not a top 30 defense.

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

And from my count, they played the same number of Top 30 defenses as we did.

[Scholz 11,938]

We were SEC champs last season.

[RomaVicta 29,899]

On 2/27/2024 at 3:10 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Nobody besides Swaim has reported this and Swaim cites NO sources.

It's bullshit.

That guy seems pretty alarmed by it.

 

On 2/28/2024 at 1:07 AM, deft said:

And the first quote:

dm44time
9h ago

First, no disrespect towards the University of Arkansas. This is just directed towards the author of this article. When you use the word "cult" in reference to a school's cheers, or chants as you like to call them, you undermine your credibility. Every school has certain group cheers, and traditions. Certainly the Hog Call is an example of this. Now as for inferring from rumors, that Texas A&M would want to leave the SEC due to some form of jealousy or envy of the University of Texas, again this is an old narrative that show's lack of creativity in writing, and any insight on the matter of a possible re-alignment that has Texas A&M moving to the Big 10.
I am a fan of the SEC. It's a great conference. But so is the Big Ten. And if your state has more than one world class university, it would actually make more sense to have each school separated into the two big time athletic conferences. College Football is a business. In business, you want to have your product available in as many markets as possible. This is about what benefits the state of Texas. And it's about establishing connections from the state of Texas, to as many young people as possible. And having both of our world class universities distributed into each of these different areas of the country benefits the state of Texas as a whole.

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This only lacks, "Good day, sir. I said, good day!"

Their pompous mode is almost as cringe inducing as their cloying "please love us" videos. You know, "we're not weird" and the profoundly self-humiliating video of them doing SEC team cheers. 

You'd recognize this as Aggie from a mile off. The explanation of something everybody knows as though they're the only ones keen enough to perceive it. "College football is a business, In business..." 

Then there is the self-agrandizing lie about their importance and their ever-selfless motives.

On 2/28/2024 at 6:33 AM, YGIFS said:

Yeah I saw the billboard.  I just didn’t get the connection to Sydney carton.   I’m sure they’ll be putting up goofy shit  up again in Austin.  If we’re half smart, we can fake lease them some Lamar billboards for the Tailgate/wreath fund. 

I think a lot of the ridicule was directed at you asking, "the same Sidney Carton who posts here?" As opposed to what, the original one last seen on a tumbril? I'm not saying you're an idiot; it was just a funny slip.
 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,187]

God I would love it so much if aggy chickened out and bolted for the Big 10/20/whatever.

[Scholz 11,938]

41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

God I would love it so much if aggy chickened out and bolted for the Big 10/20/whatever.

They’re not a good enough school to get in that conference.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,257]

Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:

 

[markstanco 12,570]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

They’re not a good enough school to get in that conference.

I think they are (or were) top 50 in US News rankings, that has to be good enough to at least fall in the middle of the pack or slightly better. Maybe not, no idea on criteria to get in but USNaWR rankings probably matter very little. 

[66BUFF 2,562]

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That guy seems pretty alarmed by it.

 

This only lacks, "Good day, sir. I said, good day!"

Their pompous mode is almost as cringe inducing as their cloying "please love us" videos. You know, "we're not weird" and the profoundly self-humiliating video of them doing SEC team cheers. 

You'd recognize this as Aggie from a mile off. The explanation of something everybody knows as though they're the only ones keen enough to perceive it. "College football is a business, In business..." 

Then there is the self-agrandizing lie about their importance and their ever-selfless motives.

I think a lot of the ridicule was directed at you asking, "the same Sidney Carton who posts here?" As opposed to what, the original one last seen on a tumbril? I'm not saying you're an idiot; it was just a funny slip.
 

Rice to the Big 10?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,187]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

They’re not a good enough school to get in that conference.

Wouldn't they at least be competitive with academic powerhouses Indiana and Iowa?

[Scholz 11,938]

2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:

 

GD what a bunch of pussies.  I'm ashamed those wimps are a part of Texas.  Ooohh this burns...

[Vertigo 20,276]

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

GD what a bunch of pussies.  I'm ashamed those wimps are a part of Texas.  Ooohh this burns...

Their assholes are probably more generally sensitive than others... for reasons. 

[Deej 76,752]

14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Their assholes are probably more generally sensitive than others... for reasons. 

You think they would be desensitized by now. 

[Scuba Saba 25]

There is only one first class university in Texas. If atm went to the BIG they would have been defrauded. 

[David Dennison 18,844]

21 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

There is only one first class university in Texas. If atm went to the BIG they would have been defrauded. 

One?

[General Specific 3,253]

Their assholes are probably more generally sensitive than others... for reasons. 

Since they are lead by John Sharp, that makes them Sharpies. And we know where those end up!

[Armybrat 40,821]

44 minutes ago, Deej said:

You think they would be desensitized by now. 

They wipe with Gold Bond.

[Armybrat 40,821]

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

One?

Well, he forgot why Texas plays Rice.

[Leanderman 2,275]

I for one would love to see the gomers go to the big10. Then they can visit KKL and Norman whenever they play Corn. Watching their nuts break off when they squeeze in December at some of those schools would be an added bonus. I cannot wait till they have midnight yell when it is colder than John Sharps heart up north.

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:

 

Currently on sale at freaking Walmart I think. No heat whatsoever. 

[Dewey 3,286]

They're such pussies, they fucking ruin everything. I should say try to ruin everything, been trying to kill football for more than a century. 

[deft 6,836]

I think they are (or were) top 50 in US News rankings, that has to be good enough to at least fall in the middle of the pack or slightly better. Maybe not, no idea on criteria to get in but USNaWR rankings probably matter very little. 

Yeah but they’re number one in self reported bestest skools.

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

16 hours ago, Scholz said:

They’re not a good enough school to get in that conference.

This. B1G schools pride themselves on academics. That's a reason why they took Maryland and Rutgers(besides also wanting the DC and NYC markets). aggy doesn't have a good enough student body GPA for them. 

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

16 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:

 

[deadshank 24,652]

11 hours ago, deft said:

Yeah but they’re number one in self reported bestest skools.

 

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

 

[Frank Drebin 5,654]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This. B1G schools pride themselves on academics. That's a reason why they took Maryland and Rutgers(besides also wanting the DC and NYC markets). aggy doesn't have a good enough student body GPA for them. 

If they will take Nebraska and Oregon, they would take A&M.

[YGIFS 19,449]

To be fair, Oregon is a very good school academically.  Plus the cash.  Nebraska was always a head-scratcher since it's by far the shittiest academic school in the Big 10.  But at the time, it still had name cache and maybe they thought they'd reboot themselves as a football powerhouse.  But that obviously didn't happen.  And Rutgers though?  I mean, shit.  Jackie Aprile, Jr. got into Rutgers.  I think A.J., too.  How hard can it be?  

Obviously the Big 10 would want its footprint in Texas, but they still have some integrity left.  There were the innovators of athletic conference research collaboration/funding.  But most of the people that know that in their conference are probably dead now.  So maybe they figure "Meh, why the hell not?"  And then flash forward a couple years to Gob Bluth looking out the window, "I've made a huge mistake..."  

[Frank Drebin 5,654]

18 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

To be fair, Oregon is a very good school academically.  Plus the cash.  Nebraska was always a head-scratcher since it's by far the shittiest academic school in the Big 10.  But at the time, it still had name cache and maybe they thought they'd reboot themselves as a football powerhouse.  But that obviously didn't happen.  And Rutgers though?  I mean, shit.  Jackie Aprile, Jr. got into Rutgers.  I think A.J., too.  How hard can it be?  

Obviously the Big 10 would want its footprint in Texas, but they still have some integrity left.  There were the innovators of athletic conference research collaboration/funding.  But most of the people that know that in their conference are probably dead now.  So maybe they figure "Meh, why the hell not?"  And then flash forward a couple years to Gob Bluth looking out the window, "I've made a huge mistake..."  

Yes, the Big 10 has integrity.  See Penn State/Sandusky.  Michigan State/Nassar. Ohio State/Strauss.  Michigan.

Real collection of fine people.  Just a little rapey.

[utee94 15,805]

The B1G would gladly accept TAMU for the same reasons the SEC did-- access to Texas recruiting and Texas televisions without bringing in a threat to the established powers of the conference.  This rumor is almost certain to be completely false, but it's also plausible, which is why people are still discussing it.

 

 

Edited March 6 by utee94

[Vertigo 20,276]

6 minutes ago, utee94 said:

The B1G would gladly accept TAMU for the same reasons the SEC did-- access to Texas recruiting and Texas televisions without bringing in a threat to the established powers of the conference.  This rumor is almost certain to be completely false, but it's also plausible, which is why people are still discussing it.

 

 

And yet, this big bad program moving around would be met with a collective yawn when it comes what they add to the B1G or what the SEC is losing outside of a mindless army of yokels. 

[jimmyjazz 45,880]

The national reaction to A&M joining the B1G would be roughly the same as when Rutgers joined -- to quote an erstwhile surly, "yawn".  Of course, Aggies would think they rocked the college sports landscape.

[YGIFS 19,449]

45 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Yes, the Big 10 has integrity.  See Penn State/Sandusky.  Michigan State/Nassar. Ohio State/Strauss.  Michigan.

Real collection of fine people.  Just a little rapey.

Fair point.  But you also missed another one at Ohio State.  

[Ten Bears 2,480]

22 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:

 

So they invented the bell pepper. 

Good job.  Good effort.

[Vertigo 20,276]

18 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

So they invented the bell pepper. 

Good job.  Good effort.

Aggy botanist: "What do you mean this is already patented?!"

 

[jimmyjazz 45,880]

26 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Aggy botanist: "What do you mean this is already patented?!"

Co-worker:  "What if we bred it to be maroon?"

[utee94 15,805]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

And yet, this big bad program moving around would be met with a collective yawn when it comes what they add to the B1G or what the SEC is losing outside of a mindless army of yokels. 

Oh yeah, I'm not asserting that it would matter to anyone other than the ags.

[Tex Long 4,382]

4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Yes, the Big 10 has integrity.  See Penn State/Sandusky.  Michigan State/Nassar. Ohio State/Strauss.  Michigan.

Real collection of fine people.  Just a little rapey.

And they like to take videos of... stuff. NTTAWWT

[Leanderman 2,275]

"some asshole texas a&m students made a more profitable but less hot jalapeño pepper and that’s why they suck now."

On the bright side for the gomers, I bet they are jizz flavored?

[BigHornedLurker 1,935]

4 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

So they invented the bell pepper. 

Good job.  Good effort.

bell paper shaped like a small dick to be precise 

[Deej 76,752]

aggy never has a hand in anything good.

 

[YGIFS 19,449]

‘Jizz Flavored Bell Pepper’ is the name of your band?

but sir, this is a Corps of Cadets band.  

[Jkwellborn 6,686]

Co-worker:  "What if we bred it to be maroon?"

Or purple.

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

To be fair, Oregon is a very good school academically.  Plus the cash.  Nebraska was always a head-scratcher since it's by far the shittiest academic school in the Big 10.  But at the time, it still had name cache and maybe they thought they'd reboot themselves as a football powerhouse.  But that obviously didn't happen.  And Rutgers though?  I mean, shit.  Jackie Aprile, Jr. got into Rutgers.  I think A.J., too.  How hard can it be?  

Obviously the Big 10 would want its footprint in Texas, but they still have some integrity left.  There were the innovators of athletic conference research collaboration/funding.  But most of the people that know that in their conference are probably dead now.  So maybe they figure "Meh, why the hell not?"  And then flash forward a couple years to Gob Bluth looking out the window, "I've made a huge mistake..."  

Rutgers was also wanted for wrestling. 

[redswingline 1,057]

19 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This. B1G schools pride themselves on academics.

They do have pride, but the B10 can collectively blow me. Bitch stewie could get into most of those schools.

 

Edited March 7 by redswingline

[Born Burnt 6,177]

8 hours ago, redswingline said:

They do have pride, but the B10 can collectively blow me. Bitch stewie could get into most of those schools.