Tell Me About Texas a&m

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,471]

One of the teams here doesn't belong:

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,442]

 

 

 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,471]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

What kind of take off of "film from your car" bullshit is this? Is that guy pacing in front of a short bus??

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Yeah, two glaring questions that will likely be brought up at his arraignment.  

-Why are you doing this in a school bus parking garage?

-How do you not understand the Jimbo buyout/Trev hiring bonus does not come from---your words---'Oil Money'?  It comes from a corrupt system, not UTIMCO.  

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

2 hours ago, blacklab said:

"Likes the sound of his own voice", how ironic,  that's what the real world thinks of Liucci. 

[Beau Vine 54,256]

6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

This is amazing!  Alberts is a UT-hating gomer, and aggy opened up their wallet and bought him!

[Beau Vine 54,256]

Lulz:

 

 

[Leanderman 2,275]

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

[Redneck Mutha 8,006]

Maybe that 5-star aggy legal team will write in some language where aggy is on the hook for any pending lawsuits in which 'Ol Trev is a party.

[Vertigo 20,290]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. 

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Lulz:

 

 

Holey crap, what a maroon, in other words...a perfect fit for aggt.

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Their Liucci?

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every male prostitute for 100 miles. 

FTFY

[Deej 76,834]

23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island watching guys run a train on his wife. 

 

[Scholz 11,944]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

Oh no my man. Those dipshits deserve every bit of that batshit crazy hag. 😂

[Armybrat 40,851]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, two glaring questions that will likely be brought up at his arraignment.  

-Why are you doing this in a school bus parking garage?

-How do you not understand the Jimbo buyout/Trev hiring bonus does not come from---your words---'Oil Money'?  It comes from a corrupt system and Buc-ee’s, not UTIMCO.  

Fify

Edited March 13 by Armybrat

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Buc-Ed's, Armybrat?  You been hanging out in the wrong bathroom stalls again?  Not judging, you've earned it brother.  

[Armybrat 40,851]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Buc-Ed's, Armybrat?  You been hanging out in the wrong bathroom stalls again?  Not judging, you've earned it brother.  

Gottdam autocorrect is always messing with my posts because it knows I don’t proofread diddlyshit.

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I'm tech-illiterate too sir.  I say we invent a knock-off chain called "Buc-Eds" which offers more Reynosa-styled bathrooms, undercooked baked beans, and leaded gasoline.  

[The Gimp 346]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some Caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. 

You mean paying her to let him watch her “serve a customer?”

[Deej 76,834]

[ScottS 1,065]

From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

I feel really bad for that guy even though he’s a Husker.

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

Aggy and Trey Alberts.  A marriage made in hell.

[jimmyjazz 45,979]

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Alberts later claimed he did not want to "play second fiddle"

Well, he shouldn't have any problem acclimating to his new work environment.

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. "

After his time in gomersville, I am sure more than likely he is looking for men who look like milkmen?

[Tex Pete 20,401]

10 hours ago, ScottS said:

From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.

 

That poor guy’s husband gave him the bathroom as his cool Husker-themed man cave.
 

Wow. Fitting, I guess. 

[Beau Vine 54,256]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,356]

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,204]

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Is this the same chick who claimed aggy had more money than Texas and claimed they were also the flagship university in Texas?  That aggy education is shining through. 

[ABSR 5,318]

58 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

Okay everyone, on the count of three say "Rent Free!" and I will take the picture.

[Beau Vine 54,256]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

[Beau Vine 54,256]

[Deej 76,834]

Easy money is a draw for a lot of people

[Tex Pete 20,401]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Her story become tiresome. She talks too much. 

[Tex Pete 20,401]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

Who the fuck are those goobers? I’m certain I never did a thumbs down when I was in college. And aggy was actually in our conference at the time.
 

Tragic. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,207]

On 3/6/2024 at 11:49 AM, Ten Bears said:

So they invented the bell pepper. 

Good job.  Good effort.

They'll call it a national championship next week. 

[tejas60 3,533]

17 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

They'll call it a national championship natty next week. 

fify

[NoName 16,354]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

[DanTheHorn 4,936]

On 3/13/2024 at 10:04 AM, DFW Horn said:

I'm wondering what "success" Nebraska has had in the past 3 years under Alberts appeals to aggy?

Do they have some type of powerhouse NIL program? If so, what does it entail? I'd say A&M would be better off hiring an assistant AD from a better program, like UT, but the Ohio State braintrust just hired Bjork, so WTF...Quality sports administrators must be in short supply.

Pubes has football covered Trev is suppose to make them a volleyball contender.

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If there's one thing Liucci knows, it's bumping balls.  

[Crapinon 2,257]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

But, they've left her no choice!

[General Specific 3,262]

Proof yet again, aggy is not capable of keeping their mouth shut. Ever!

[markstanco 12,577]

Of course there are 6 different threads on Texags about it. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I might have watched that if she was naked, but I would have turned the sound off.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,471]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

 

 

 

[Deej 76,834]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

[msucolt45 4,063]

From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.
 

I too do my best podcasts sitting on the terlet/office.

Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit.

Hook’em!!!

[MontereyMX 869]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

Remember that time at band camp

[TrashMaster G 17,566]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is this the same chick who claimed aggy had more money than Texas and claimed they were also the flagship university in Texas?  That aggy education is shining through. 

I believe so.  She is drunk on the maroon kool-aid.