Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Armybrat 40858]

1 hour ago, CosmoDog said:

Save the team photos and save this prediction:

Meat Pimp will wed some poor girl we labeled with an ‘x’.

I thought everyone gets a mulligan?

[DFW Horn 6133]

[WBT 20645]

On 4/3/2024 at 3:49 PM, Vertuzzi said:

A Master’s in Meat Science just sounds hilarious. 

Reminder that our former governor received a D in a class simply called "Meats"

[DFW Horn 6133]

7 hours ago, WBT said:

Reminder that our former governor received a D in a class simply called "Meats"

Meat Pimp for Governor? We've obviously done worse.

[Longboard Horn 40398]

8 hours ago, WBT said:

Reminder that our former governor received a D in a class simply called "Meats"

I guess the saying is true... C's get degrees

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

21 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I guess the saying is true... C's get d̶e̶g̶r̶e̶e̶s̶ you elected governor if enough redass aggy will vote for you

Fixed it for you

[Longboard Horn 40398]

[TrashMaster G 17581]

55 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Oooohhhhh, he BIG mad.

Imagine how he's going to be when we are back to kicking their asses on the reg.

[utee94 15835]

I know they're a bunch of self-loathing dipshits who project all of their crap onto others, but I'm really at a loss for what exactly Texas has done so far to be a "cancer" in the SEC?  We're not even in the conference yet.

The ags got their wet dream of hosting the first game in the revived rivalry, so no cancer there.  Texas is losing the LHN, so no cancer there.  Texas' SEC schedule is fairly favorable but so is the ags', and we play Michigan OOC while they're playing Nichols State or somebody, so I don't really see any evidence of cancer there.

If anything, in some ways Texas is being stripped and humbled before the altar of the SEC.  You think the ags would actually appreciate that.  But no, they're simply incapable of feeling anything but fear and hate, whenever UT is mentioned.

[closetojumping 62765]

I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.

He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas. 

It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table. 

These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21208]

10 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I know they're a bunch of self-loathing dipshits who project all of their crap onto others, but I'm really at a loss for what exactly Texas has done so far to be a "cancer" in the SEC?  We're not even in the conference yet.

The ags got their wet dream of hosting the first game in the revived rivalry, so no cancer there.  Texas is losing the LHN, so no cancer there.  Texas' SEC schedule is fairly favorable but so is the ags', and we play Michigan OOC while they're playing Nichols State or somebody, so I don't really see any evidence of cancer there.

If anything, in some ways Texas is being stripped and humbled before the altar of the SEC.  You think the ags would actually appreciate that.  But no, they're simply incapable of feeling anything but fear and hate, whenever UT is mentioned.

Logic and aggy

[ClubWhatever 12154]

Mmm....unoriginal beer.

[Newy25 7703]

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.

He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas. 

It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table. 

These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird. 

One perk of living outside of Texas is not having to deal with these insecure assholes on a daily basis. So far my interaction with other SEC fans have been very positive. They are far more consumed about focusing on their own school than having some petty jealously like A&M and Big 12 fans. If you meet a Florida, LSU or Tennessee fan as an example they immediately talk about their coaches or players instead of pedantic anti-Texas nonsense that consumes all of the Big 12 fan bases. 

[jimmyjazz 46001]

36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.

I'm pretty good at the random stranger chat . . . it bugs my wife to no end, she can't converse with anyone she hasn't known for weeks . . . but it always amuses me how prone Aggies are to assume anyone gives a shit that they went to school there.  UT is far more prestigious and I always work on the assumption that the average person doesn't consider it as any different than a Rutgers or a Colorado or whatever.  Must be ingrained during Fish Camp.

Edited April 5 by jimmyjazz

[CosmoDog 318]

42 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.

He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas. 

It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table. 

These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird. 

I try to find a kinder and gentler way to smooth over that exact situation.

Instead of focusing on our differences, I try to focus on our shared dreams and aspirations. I tell them:

Longhorns and Aggies have something in common… we all wanted to go to UT.

[TrashMaster G 17581]

3 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

I try to find a kinder and gentler way to smooth over that exact situation.

Instead of focusing on our differences, I try to focus on our shared dreams and aspirations. I tell them:

Longhorns and Aggies have something in common… we all wanted to go to UT.

True for the first generation college students.

Unfortunately, there are many kids out there brain-washed by their aggy parents into believing that the world's largest community college on the Brazos is, in fact, a superior institution.

It's child abuse, really.

[tbone_ 14134]

The instant he asked what school you knew he was aggy

[Hagbard Celine 10898]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

I know they're a bunch of self-loathing dipshits who project all of their crap onto others, but I'm really at a loss for what exactly Texas has done so far to be a "cancer" in the SEC?  We're not even in the conference yet.

The ags got their wet dream of hosting the first game in the revived rivalry, so no cancer there.  Texas is losing the LHN, so no cancer there.  Texas' SEC schedule is fairly favorable but so is the ags', and we play Michigan OOC while they're playing Nichols State or somebody, so I don't really see any evidence of cancer there.

If anything, in some ways Texas is being stripped and humbled before the altar of the SEC.  You think the ags would actually appreciate that.  But no, they're simply incapable of feeling anything but fear and hate, whenever UT is mentioned.

We are Big.  And Evil.

[closetojumping 62765]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty good at the random stranger chat . . . it bugs my wife to no end, she can't converse with anyone she hasn't known for weeks . . . but it always amuses me how prone Aggies are to assume anyone gives a shit that they went to school there.  UT is far more prestigious and I always work on the assumption that the average person doesn't consider it as any different than a Rutgers or a Colorado or whatever.  Must be ingrained during Fish Camp.

I don’t mind a chat, but I’m relatively introverted unless I know you. It’s fine. I had no UT gear on and it’s just odd that he went to the school question pretty quickly. What I was a plumber or carpenter and had no background or interest in college? 

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

The instant he asked what school you knew he was aggy

You’re right in that I thought “there’s no way I’m running into a fucking aggie at a random hotel bar in Boston” but sure enough …

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

Im fucking stunned he ordered Sam Adams. Woild have assumed Bud Ice or Zima

[Vertigo 20298]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

You’re right in that I thought “there’s no way I’m running into a fucking aggie at a random hotel bar in Boston” but sure enough …

Not only did you run into one, but you ran into one who did the big reveal of his uniform that was expecting you to be taken aback with it's splendor. Then you shattered his world in one sentence and reminded him why he cries when he masturbates. 

[South Austin 52523]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

grabs his unoriginal beer

[statsman 5473]

I have probably posted this before, but…

about 20 years ago, I was in a cross-functional meeting to plan a major new project. This one guy starts, “Let’s go around the room, say our name, and where we went to college. I’m Mike, and I went to Texas A&M”. 
 
The next guy, a respected company leader- “My name is John, and I got my GED in prison”. 
 
And that was the end of that foolishness. 

[RomaVicta 29951]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird. 

Now that's boiled down to the essence.

[ousux 5601]

I have probably posted this before, but…
about 20 years ago, I was in a cross-functional meeting to plan a major new project. This one guy starts, “Let’s go around the room, say our name, and where we went to college. I’m Mike, and I went to Texas A&M”. 
 
The next guy, a respected company leader- “My name is John, and I got my GED in prison”. 
 
And that was the end of that foolishness. 

That's some quality trolling on the company dime, sounds like a great workplace, lolz (Minus the aggy and whoever hired him)

[ousux 5601]

Im fucking stunned he ordered Sam Adams. Woild have assumed Bud Ice or Zima

Bud ice is for frat boys and adults who burned all their taste buds off years ago. I tried all the cheap, crappy beers in my late teens, early 20's...but somehow Bud Ice got excluded. A few years back curiosity got the better of me and I bought one of those large cans during a fuel stop on the way to a fishing trip. All I can say is Natty light can hold it's head high compared to whatever liquid death was in that can.

[Armybrat 40858]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

We are Big.  And Evil.

The stuff of nightmares for those goobers….

 

[jimmyjazz 46001]

Any Texan desiring a lower alcohol macrobrew who isn't drinking Lone Star needs a reset.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9342]

I'm kinda amazed the dipshit had to resort to revealing his allegiance via a hoodie. Would've expected that during one of his 3 introductions to @closetojumping his aggy ring would have accidentally been placed inches from view. Or maybe he's the type that loses his ring on the regular & then writes fan fiction about how it was found halfway across the world by another ag.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Any Texan desiring a lower alcohol macrobrew who isn't drinking Lone Star needs a reset.

Do you mean the beer that is owned by Pabst Brewing Company and made under contract by Miller Brewing Company?

[jimmyjazz 46001]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Do you mean the beer that is owned by Pabst Brewing Company and made under contract by Miller Brewing Company?

Yes.  It was a comment about its flavor, which is way better than the InBev, etc. offerings.

[PvilleStang 2917]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.

He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas. 

It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table. 

These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird. 

Surprised he wasn't sipping some spiked seltzer through a penis straw.  nttawwt

 

 

[Armybrat 40858]

1 minute ago, PvilleStang said:

Surprised he wasn't sipping some jizz jar brew through a penis straw.  nttawwt

 

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Fify

[SHOOTER12 8816]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Sounds purty skeered too mee.

[Beau Vine 54322]

16 hours ago, WBT said:

Reminder that our former governor received a D in a class simply called "Meats"

I miss Governor Perry...

[TrashMaster G 17581]

3 hours ago, ousux said:

4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im fucking stunned he ordered Sam Adams. Woild have assumed Bud Ice or Zima

Bud ice is for frat boys and adults who burned all their taste buds off years ago. I tried all the cheap, crappy beers in my late teens, early 20's...but somehow Bud Ice got excluded. A few years back curiosity got the better of me and I bought one of those large cans during a fuel stop on the way to a fishing trip. All I can say is Natty light can hold it's head high compared to whatever liquid death was in that can.

*its

[ousux 5601]

*its

Mail me the ticket, I'll immediately mail a "check" in full.

[Royale with cheese 1467]

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Do you mean the beer that is owned by Pabst Brewing Company and made under contract by Miller Brewing Company?

Yeah, and Harry Jersig is spinning at several RPMs in his grave.

[Hank Kingsley 20992]

This might be the most accurate top 10 list ever created. 

 

[Stinkpalm 687]

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.

He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas. 

It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table. 

These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird. 

I’ll have to check and see if my idiot brother was in Boston this week. It sure sounds like him, but I suppose that also sounds like most first generation aggy. If he was drunk and kept repeating himself though… high likelihood it was my idiot brother. 

[Stinkpalm 687]

6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This might be the most accurate top 10 list ever created. 

 

I saw this a couple days ago and before watching it thought “if this list is truly anywhere close to respectable, aggy has got to be pretty high on it.” Had some doubt since he appeared to be an Ohio guy, but big belly laughs when aggy was named at number one. Nailed the entire list.

[MontereyMX 869]

3 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

I’ll have to check and see if my idiot brother was in Boston this week. It sure sounds like him, but I suppose that also sounds like most first generation aggy. If he was drunk and kept repeating himself though… high likelihood it was my idiot brother. 

where was you brother?

 

[Longboard Horn 40398]

Speaking of aggy and bars, a few years ago I was in a bar in Deep Ellum that was full of aggy grads and students. It's obvious this is a true aggy bar. We start talking about the aggy corps and I go all Randolph Duke like on them with facts about how it's not a military school, it's a fake army and most of those douchebags never serve a day in armed forces. One girl gets upset about it since her dad and grandpa were in the corps. Her 2% boyfriend explains to me why she's upset as she goes to bitch about it to her cousin and his friends. They come over and confront me and I tell them how the truth hurts and they're all truly angry that they receive rejection letters from UT. One of them threatens to take it outside and fight me and I respond with "you're literally wanting to fight over nothing." I come back from the bathroom and one of my friends(who is a bartender there) escorts me out the back door because apparently when I stepped away those baby back butt hurt bitches were planning to beat my ass in the bar or jump me as soon as I left. 

Talk about getting all riled up over nothing. I laughed it off as I was leaving.

[Dennis Taylor 18849]

20 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im fucking stunned he ordered Sam Adams. Woild have assumed Bud Ice or Zima

Nah man...

 

 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I miss Governor Perry...

The fact that we have gotten to this point is rather shocking...but yeah I miss Gov. Good Hair too...

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40398]

18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I miss Governor Perry...

[Randolph Duke 4034]

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Rick, can you choose just one college that the ROTC represents?

https://www.txamfoundation.com/News/Texas-AM-The-Military-College-of-Texas.aspx

"Texas A&M: The Military College of Texas

Twenty years after being designated the Military College of Texas, Texas A&M continues to offer an exemplary military education."

 

From Wikipedia:

Texas A&M University (Texas A&M, A&M, or TAMU) is a public, land-grant, research university in College Station, Texas. It was founded in 1876 and became the flagship institution of the Texas A&M University System in 1948. Since 2021, Texas A&M has enrolled the largest student body in the United States,^[14] and is the only university in Texas to hold simultaneous designations as a land-, sea-, and space-grant institution. It is classified among "R1: Doctoral Universities – Very high research activity" and a member of the Association of American Universities.

The university was the first public higher education institution in Texas; it opened for classes on October 4, 1876, as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas (A.M.C.) under the provisions of the 1862 Morrill Land-Grant Act. In the following decades, the college grew in size and scope, expanding to its largest enrollment during WWII before its first significant stagnation in enrollment post-war.^[15] Enrollment grew again in the 1960s under the leadership of President James Earl Rudder, during whose tenure, the college desegregated, became coeducational, and ended the requirement for participation in the Corps of Cadets. In 1963, to reflect the institution's expanded roles and academic offerings, the Texas Legislature renamed the college Texas A&M University; the letters "A&M" were retained as a tribute to the university's former designation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_A%26M_University

 

[Beau Vine 54322]

Oh yeah???  Well I'd like to see our current gov do this!
 

[TrashMaster G 17581]

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I miss Governor Perry...

Never in a million years did I think we would get to this point, but yeah.

[66BUFF 2564]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh yeah???  Well I'd like to see our current gov do this!