Tell Me About Texas a&m

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,898]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

So still higher than aggy's best ever finish?

[ztejas 43,418]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I've been telling people all season Cincy is a playoff contender. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Honestly all of these advanced stats in college football are so fucking stupid. No one plays the same schedule. 9 out of 10 teams in the country you won't play. 

This isn't the NBA where you have an 80 game sample size and SoSs that are close to identical across the board. 

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Honestly all of these advanced stats in college football are so fucking stupid. No one plays the same schedule. 9 out of 10 teams in the country you won't play. 

This isn't the NBA where you have an 80 game sample size and SoSs that are close to identical across the board. 

I have never ever seen a poll like this. This is definitely a poll created by Aggy to prop themselves up.

[C-Man 27,214]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Somebody tell this twat-waffle that among teams in the latest AP Top 25, Texas has played the hardest schedule according to Sagarin's ratings.

https://www.usatoday.com/sports/ncaaf/sagarin/

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

So Cincinnati and Aggy are top 6 teams with this method? Seems very legit. Aggy desperately trying anything to do to prove they are relevant. 

Hahahha. And this is why they’re aggy.


SCOREBOARD assholes. It’s all that matters.

[OU Sucks 8,807]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have never ever seen a poll like this. This is definitely a poll created by Aggy to prop themselves up.

The fact that Texas is the only school that's lowercase should clue you in that some random aggy created it.

[msucolt45 4,057]

I finally decided to wear one of my ‘05 National Championship t-shirts a couple months ago. It’s been in the bottom of a dresser drawer, since it’s purchase, including after a couple of moves. Never had even removed the price tag.

The week of the KSU game, an Aggie (of course in head to toe aggy garb) saw me wearing mine in San Antonio. He made mention that my shirt was getting kind of old, so my response was that at least we won ours when they screen printed t-shirts!!


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[deft 6,844]

Hmmm....i wonder how directional tech state and the other schools aggy has played rank offensively vs. some of the teams we've had to stop?  Same for defense.

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

Lmao at these gomer pyles talking about moving up too many spots for certain wins. That is the epitome of how the SEC works with rankings. The fact UK was #13 and is still ranked proves that.

[Deej 76,759]

They lost to a team that lost to Clemson by 2. Probably should be ranked higher.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Imagine downplaying a win over a program that's made the playoffs the last two years. Something their school will probably never see in their history. 

 

Edited October 9, 2018 by texasstrong12

[brojangles2 786]

On 10/7/2018 at 7:51 PM, Shaggy3.0 said:

Aggy boycott inevitable

 

 

 

 

Shit. That video is fucking awesome. 

[TexasMan 10,891]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Look at the replies. aggy is having a hard time with the whole logic thing. 

[Deej 76,759]

Just now, TexasMan said:

Look at the replies. aggy is having a hard time with the whole logic thing. 

Never been their strength.

[Lhorn 4,913]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Somebody tell this twat-waffle that among teams in the latest AP Top 25, Texas has played the hardest schedule according to Sagarin's ratings.

https://www.usatoday.com/sports/ncaaf/sagarin/

Stupid sip propaganda.  We all know that the teams you beat should have nothing to do with how you are ranked. You should be ranked by the quality of teams that beat you. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

9 hours ago, Scholz said:

It simply doesn't matte what happens in reality.  Ever.  aggy will find a way to twist into a logic pretzel and mitigate the bad news.

An example, they got pushed around by KSU just 2 years ago.  Doesn't matter, KSU's terrible and soft.  Because BDF conference.  Period.

aggy will be paired up in a bowl (assuming they get 6 wins), with an inferior team, one that aggy is expected to win.  This is what secsec does....match up their teams to teams they believe they can defeat.  aggy won't be the underdog....mark it down.

[Scholz 11,941]

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy will be paired up in a bowl (assuming they get 6 wins), with an inferior team, one that aggy is expected to win.  This is what secsec does....match up their teams to teams they believe they can defeat.  aggy won't be the underdog....mark it down.

Yeah well that’s what they thought about Wake Forest last year...

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

The best thing about all these tweets like this is before the season all this clowns were saying Texas was a 5 win team, they'll lose to KSU, WVU, TCU, ect.  Now they have to change the logic.

[Scholz 11,941]

4 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

This is an age old aggy trick. Bald faced lie. I’ve yet to see a single Texas fan say that we’re even in the running for the playoffs let alone a lock

Fixed

[Whatever 700]

So Cincinnati and Aggy are top 6 teams with this method? Seems very legit. Aggy desperately trying anything to do to prove they are relevant. 

Looks like a made up list. A real list wouldn't say "Bama" or abbreviate many of the schools' names. 6 figs at his finest.

[Scholz 11,941]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Yes, let’s have all of our teams play 4 OOC games, 3 of which are high school teams for the blind, thus inflating all the teams’ records, thus artificially inflating all the rankings, providing a dishonest feedback loop when we play each other!

The SEC way!

[Machinator 32,099]

[po elvis 2,070]

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes, let’s have all of our teams play 4 OOC games, 3 of which are high school teams for the blind, thus inflating all the teams’ records, thus artificially inflating all the rankings, providing a dishonest feedback loop when we play each other!

The SEC way!

yup and when you have 14 teams in your conference...

8 teams in top 25 would be like big 12 having 5 to 6 teams in top 25.

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

Ahh yes. The old dude at the college bar looking at the girls . Not creepy at all.

[Whatever 700]

I've been playing Moon & 42 for a long time and I dont know many (if any?) women that play. More made up shit from aggy.

[jinx 2,635]

17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes, let’s have all of our teams play 4 OOC games, 3 of which are high school teams for the blind, thus inflating all the teams’ records, thus artificially inflating all the rankings, providing a dishonest feedback loop when we play each other!

The SEC way!

Yeah, it is complete horseshit.  Any other conference and a loss means you aren't that good.  In the SEC it just means that the team that beat you must also be awesome.  Self fulfilling prophecy.  

[Landomatic 3,813]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

“aggys knocking off highly ranked teams in overtime...non-homely aggettes” adds up to maybe America still has hope.  Because clearly those 2 things are the rare exception rather than the norm.  So much so that it was worthy of its own post.

Can’t wait until one of us comes here and beats our chest about seeing non-homely UT girls and barely beating an overrated basketball school in football.  Oh wait...that will never fucking happen.  Good lord the zero self-awareness is worse than I even knew.  What a bunch of fucking retards.

[jinx 2,635]

18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I mean, he is right that multiple non-homely "Aggettes" in the same building is an occasion worth celebrating 

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

You sure he wasn’t in a barn? I mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and shit.

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

Holy shit this is just fucking sad LMAO

[Modessit 5,599]

Yeah well that’s what they thought about Wake Forest last year...

And Kansas State the year before that.

And Louisville the year before that.

[Not a Sock 2,313]

57 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I am convinced that Hank Scorpio socks are at least 30% of Texags posters.

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

18 minutes ago, Modessit said:

And Kansas State the year before that.

And Louisville the year before that.

And Duke before that. Yeah they ended up winning but still. All I heard was how insulted they were to be playing that basketball school and how they would roll them. 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Translation:

Former student was hankering to suck & swallow.  Visited the glory hole that he had his best luck at back in the late 90’s & saw a few dudes going @ it doggystyle.  Feeling left out he’s calling on some freshmen to join the party.

Advantage aggy, in this game you’ll never run out of time.

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

Does every visiting fan make a public post sucking off Aggy after every visit? Good lord.

Edited October 9, 2018 by Vic Mackey

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Does every visiting fan make a public post sucking off Aggy after every visit? Good lord.

Was at a party a few weeks back and ended up holding the bar hostage with a few 80’s grad Ags.  Surprisingly great guys that I would have never guessed as aggy & even laughed/agreed when told they were a cult.

Then came the culture & tradition spiel, “I read weekly feedback on our football forum from visitor guests boasting about our unmatched atmosphere and hospitality”.

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

Dear Henhouse,

[immortal13 4,059]

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

“aggys knocking off highly ranked teams in overtime...non-homely aggettes” adds up to maybe America still has hope.  Because clearly those 2 things are the rare exception rather than the norm.  So much so that it was worthy of its own post.

Can’t wait until one of us comes here and beats our chest about seeing non-homely UT girls and barely beating an overrated basketball school in football.  Oh wait...that will never fucking happen.  Good lord the zero self-awareness is worse than I even knew.  What a bunch of fucking retards.

America doesn't give a fuck about a&m

[OU Sucks 8,807]

Can't wait until next week's edition of "Delusional aggy [or hilarious troll] makes up a story about how great aggy is from the viewpoint of another team's fan".  It will probably go something like:

Went to Columbia for the game and it was a great atmosphere, despite being in hostile territory.  I'd estimate Aggies made for 75% of the stadium, so there wasn't really any home field advantage for the Gamecocks.  Halfway through the game, the SC fan in the next seat over started chatting to me about how great and friendly the Aggy fans were.  He said we were classy, and prior to this, his only other exposure to people from Texas had been sips, who were "complete trash".  The guy said he was really impressed with our traditions and that he almost wished he went to A&M instead of SC.  He ended the conversation saying how even though we made their schedule much more difficult, A&M was the best possible addition to the SEC.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Also love these still-butt-hurt mouth-breathers putting SMU below Incarnate Word and Sam Houston State like anyone at SMU gives one fuck about aggy. Sorry Eric Dickerson isn't a backwoods hillbilly fuck that wanted to go plod around CS for a blank check. 
Would love to see your trash ass secondary on a neutral field. 

Wat?

FUCK ALPO. Nobody gives a shit about alpo.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

So Cincinnati and Aggy are top 6 teams with this method? Seems very legit. Aggy desperately trying anything to do to prove they are relevant. 

Ah the racist fuckstick weighs in with his mindless bullshit on the twit ur. Fuck you aggy rudepos.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

The fact that Texas is the only school that's lowercase should clue you in that some random aggy created it.

Its not a random aggy its rude dawg racist fuckstick dfigs a true sack of shit.

[RomaVicta 29,905]

This sort of epitomizes Aggy. They think their There's a Spirit video that they show before the game isn't up to snuff. Fortunately, someone posts the really good video from 2015. Pure cornpone.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I finally decided to wear one of my ‘05 National Championship t-shirts a couple months ago. It’s been in the bottom of a dresser drawer, since it’s purchase, including after a couple of moves. Never had even removed the price tag.

The week of the KSU game, an Aggie (of course in head to toe aggy garb) saw me wearing mine in San Antonio. He made mention that my shirt was getting kind of old, so my response was that at least we won ours when they screen printed t-shirts!!


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Why would a nmsu or uc davis person dress in aggy drag? Very strange.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

 

 

 

America doesn't give a fuck about aggy

 

A&M turned out some pretty good Tijuana Brass albums.

 

 

 

aggy ain't never turned out nothin worthwhile.

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

 

Edited October 9, 2018 by Vic Mackey

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

Wheelhouse 

[Tex Pete 20,342]

2 hours ago, Ehlinger4Heisman said:

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[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

9 hours ago, jinx said:

Yeah, it is complete horseshit.  Any other conference and a loss means you aren't that good.  In the SEC it just means that the team that beat you must also be awesome.  Self fulfilling prophecy.  

The smartest thing they do with scheduling is arrange it so that no one knows better until bowl season.  Was it three or four years ago that the sec west was supposed to be the toughest division in the history of football, and went 50% or sub 50% in bowls?  By then, the season is over and by the next fall all was forgotten when initial rankings came out.  Rinse, repeat.

I'll hand it to a few of the top teams like Bama and LSU...they'll schedule like they mean it.  Those teams will play some top ooc teams, and particularly Bama cleans up in those games.  The conference is largely living on that reputation, as the mid and low tier teams play no one ooc in order to keep the illusion alive.  Every now and then a bottom feeder goes off schedule and books a real threat, say aggy playing Clemson or arky playing UNT, and predictably loses, but otherwise they keep it pretty locked down. 

Edited October 9, 2018 by Bill Lumbergh