Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Deej 77,665]

49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Angry Bevo should step lightly, or Looch is gonna dare him to come down and meet up man to man.

Do you know what man Billy will be bringing with him?

[jimmyjazz 46,966]

100% Billy.  Don't mess with the 'pubes.

[Dennis Taylor 19,284]

[nnm 37,737]

I think y’all have Billy all wrong. He’s figured out the con game, and has been fleecing the rubes for decades, including employing his family and friends. He spews the propaganda they want, and empties their pockets as a result. He reinforces their hive mind and ensures they never reach full self-awareness. 
 

Has anyone ever seen Randolf Duke and Billy Liucci in the same place?  I didn’t think so. 

[closetojumping 65,242]

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

I think y’all have Billy all wrong. He’s figured out the con game, and has been fleecing the rubes for decades, including employing his family and friends. He spews the propaganda they want, and empties their pockets as a result. He reinforces their hive mind and ensures they never reach full self-awareness. 
 

Has anyone ever seen Randolf Duke and Billy Liucci in the same place?  I didn’t think so. 

You give him too much credit. He really does believe all of his bullshit. He's dumber than a sack of bricks.

[US183 163]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

The Spring Game might be their only Win. So there’s that. 

[Dennis Taylor 19,284]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Angry Bevo should step lightly, or Looch is gonna dare him to come down and meet up man to man.

Actually it didn't take long to get to that

 

 

 

[sdm 902]

clownshoes, what a great nickname for Liucci.

[Dennis Taylor 19,284]

Who was it that had the story on Liucci getting his face rearranged, and please recap it...??

[markstanco 12,772]

1 hour ago, US183 said:

The Spring Game might be their only Win. So there’s that. 

Do you look at their September schedule every year?  They are guaranteed a winning record with who they play in NonCon. 

[Beau Vine 55,815]

25 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Do you look at their September schedule every year?  They are guaranteed a winning record with who they play in NonCon. 

[mr.goodkat 469]

52 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Who was it that had the story on Liucci getting his face rearranged, and please recap it...??

wait, did someone oblige him ? would love to know that story 

[Homesickhorn 2,217]

It was me. Well, it was me that told the story. It was a friend of mine who did the rhinoplasty. It’s got to be out there somewhere. I’ve recapped it twice already, and I’m at work. Can someone more internet savvy than me do the search?

[TrashMaster G 18,029]

39 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

They still went 3-1 in non-con.  2-1 in September.

[Dennis Taylor 19,284]

3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

It was me. Well, it was me that told the story. It was a friend of mine who did the rhinoplasty. It’s got to be out there somewhere. I’ve recapped it twice already, and I’m at work. Can someone more internet savvy than me do the search?

It needs to be archived for posterity on @aggypedia

[Tex Pete 21,392]

8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Who was it that had the story on Liucci getting his face rearranged, and please recap it...??

I don’t know about the story,  but he’s definitely had his face rearranged. 
 

We can say his face is now wop-sided. 

Edited April 26 by Tex Pete

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,656]

On 4/24/2024 at 10:53 AM, closetojumping said:

and the NCAA will recognize the Trojan title in 2004

Uh, why? The NCAA has quite literally never recognized any title prior to the playoff era. The NCAA never awarded nor recognized the title, the BCS did, which the NCAA had absolutely fuck-all to do with. Prior to the playoff era, post season games were exhibition in nature. The NCAA only recognizes conference championships, not BCS national championships. This is the whole "M" in the "MNC" thing.

Edited April 26 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[closetojumping 65,242]

8 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Uh, why? The NCAA has quite literally never recognized any title prior to the playoff era. The NCAA never awarded nor recognized the title, the BCS did, which the NCAA had absolutely fuck-all to do with. Prior to the playoff era, post season games were exhibition in nature. The NCAA only recognizes conference championships, not BCS national championships. This is the whole "M" in the "MNC" thing.

You know what I meant. Unvacate their losses for that period or whatever. I was passing on what guys like Dan Patrick are saying on various shows. Most of us know what the NCAA does and doesn’t recognize. The last time I saw some idiot explain MNC on a board was like 20 years ago, good lord. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,656]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You know what I meant.

No, I honestly did not know what you meant, but thanks for clarifying. I had no idea they officially vacated the win, I though their vacated season was 2004-05. Sorry for the sin of making you discuss shit on a discussion board, "good lord." Judging from your eleven fucking thousand voluntary posts, I assumed you just loved watching yourself type and would have jumped on the chance to diarrhea out more of your stupid shit on the board.

Edited April 26 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[Tex Pete 21,392]

K

[Cairn Horn88 8,500]

It's been a couple of years now, let's check up on Texas A&M's 'best class ever'

All rankings courtesy of 247 Sports Composite 


--5* DL Walter Nolen: Transferred to Ole Miss 

--5* WR Evan Stewart: Transferred to Oregon 

5* DL Shemar Stewart: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 34 total tackles, 5.5 tackles for loss, 3 sacks 

5* Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 3 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss 

--5* DL LT Overton: Transferred to Alabama 

5* QB Conner Weigman: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 155/251 (61.8%) 1,875 yards, 16 touchdowns, 2 interceptions 
39 rushes for 160 yards, 2 touchdowns 

--5* WR Chris Marshall: Transferred to Ole Miss, then Kilgore College, then Boise State 

--5* DL Anthony Lucas: Transferred to USC 

4* Edge Enai White: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 11 total tackles, 3 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

--4* CB Denver Harris: Transferred to LSU then to UTSA 

--4* CB Smoke Bouie: Transferred to Georgia, currently in the transfer portal again 

--4* OT PJ Williams: Transferred to SMU 

4* Edge Malick Sylla: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 20 total tackles, 3, tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

4* S Bryce Anderson: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 82 total tackles, 10.5 tackles for loss, 1.5 sacks, 1 interception 

--4* S Jacoby Mathews Currently in the transfer portal 

4* OT Kam Dewberry: Still with A&M 

--4* TE Jake Johnson: Transferred to North Carolina 

4* HB Le'Veon Moss: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 123 attempts for 598 yards, 6 touchdowns 
12 catches for 92 yards 

--4* CB Marquis Groves-Killebrew: Transferred to Louisville  

4* TE Donovan Green: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 22 catches for 233 yards, 2 touchdowns 

4* OT Hunter Erb: Still with A&M 

--4* CB Bobby Taylor: Currently in the transfer portal 

4* WR Noah Thomas: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 34 catches for 410 yards, 7 touchdowns 

4* TE Theo Melin Ohrstrom: Still with A&M 
No career stats 

3* LB Martrell Harris Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 14 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 


--3* LB Ish Harris: Transferred to Houston 

3* S Jarred Kerr: Still at A&M 
Career Stats: 42 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

3* IOL Mark Nabou: Still at A&M 

3* DL Jadon Scarlett: Still at A&M 
No career stats 

--3* K Ethan Moczulski: Currently in the transfer portal 
 

[DaggerHorns 3,147]

Whether it’s hiring a professor, building a bonfire or the sport of football. They fuck up every single thing they do. 
 

It’s difficult to describe the joy this gives everyone else.

[shakahorn 1,655]

Just skimming that list it’s so aggy that the leading tackler is a safety.

[Lhorn 5,079]

7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It's been a couple of years now, let's check up on Texas A&M's 'best class ever'

All rankings courtesy of 247 Sports Composite 


--5* DL Walter Nolen: Transferred to Ole Miss 

--5* WR Evan Stewart: Transferred to Oregon 

5* DL Shemar Stewart: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 34 total tackles, 5.5 tackles for loss, 3 sacks 

5* Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 3 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss 

--5* DL LT Overton: Transferred to Alabama 

5* QB Conner Weigman: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 155/251 (61.8%) 1,875 yards, 16 touchdowns, 2 interceptions 
39 rushes for 160 yards, 2 touchdowns 

--5* WR Chris Marshall: Transferred to Ole Miss, then Kilgore College, then Boise State 

--5* DL Anthony Lucas: Transferred to USC 

4* Edge Enai White: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 11 total tackles, 3 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

--4* CB Denver Harris: Transferred to LSU then to UTSA 

--4* CB Smoke Bouie: Transferred to Georgia, currently in the transfer portal again 

--4* OT PJ Williams: Transferred to SMU 

4* Edge Malick Sylla: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 20 total tackles, 3, tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

4* S Bryce Anderson: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 82 total tackles, 10.5 tackles for loss, 1.5 sacks, 1 interception 

--4* S Jacoby Mathews Currently in the transfer portal 

4* OT Kam Dewberry: Still with A&M 

--4* TE Jake Johnson: Transferred to North Carolina 

4* HB Le'Veon Moss: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 123 attempts for 598 yards, 6 touchdowns 
12 catches for 92 yards 

--4* CB Marquis Groves-Killebrew: Transferred to Louisville  

4* TE Donovan Green: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 22 catches for 233 yards, 2 touchdowns 

4* OT Hunter Erb: Still with A&M 

--4* CB Bobby Taylor: Currently in the transfer portal 

4* WR Noah Thomas: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 34 catches for 410 yards, 7 touchdowns 

4* TE Theo Melin Ohrstrom: Still with A&M 
No career stats 

3* LB Martrell Harris Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 14 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 


--3* LB Ish Harris: Transferred to Houston 

3* S Jarred Kerr: Still at A&M 
Career Stats: 42 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

3* IOL Mark Nabou: Still at A&M 

3* DL Jadon Scarlett: Still at A&M 
No career stats 

--3* K Ethan Moczulski: Currently in the transfer portal 
 

[jimmyjazz 46,966]

How many of our friends in East Texas were drafted?  

Probably 20 next year off the best class ever, right?

[Updawg 2,378]

An Aggie was just drafted. Wait he was from A&M commerce

[Bevo14 8,468]

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It's been a couple of years now, let's check up on Texas A&M's 'best class ever'

All rankings courtesy of 247 Sports Composite 


--5* DL Walter Nolen: Transferred to Ole Miss 

--5* WR Evan Stewart: Transferred to Oregon 

5* DL Shemar Stewart: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 34 total tackles, 5.5 tackles for loss, 3 sacks 

5* Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 3 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss 

--5* DL LT Overton: Transferred to Alabama 

5* QB Conner Weigman: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 155/251 (61.8%) 1,875 yards, 16 touchdowns, 2 interceptions 
39 rushes for 160 yards, 2 touchdowns 

--5* WR Chris Marshall: Transferred to Ole Miss, then Kilgore College, then Boise State 

--5* DL Anthony Lucas: Transferred to USC 

4* Edge Enai White: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 11 total tackles, 3 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

--4* CB Denver Harris: Transferred to LSU then to UTSA 

--4* CB Smoke Bouie: Transferred to Georgia, currently in the transfer portal again 

--4* OT PJ Williams: Transferred to SMU 

4* Edge Malick Sylla: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 20 total tackles, 3, tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

4* S Bryce Anderson: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 82 total tackles, 10.5 tackles for loss, 1.5 sacks, 1 interception 

--4* S Jacoby Mathews Currently in the transfer portal 

4* OT Kam Dewberry: Still with A&M 

--4* TE Jake Johnson: Transferred to North Carolina 

4* HB Le'Veon Moss: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 123 attempts for 598 yards, 6 touchdowns 
12 catches for 92 yards 

--4* CB Marquis Groves-Killebrew: Transferred to Louisville  

4* TE Donovan Green: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 22 catches for 233 yards, 2 touchdowns 

4* OT Hunter Erb: Still with A&M 

--4* CB Bobby Taylor: Currently in the transfer portal 

4* WR Noah Thomas: Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 34 catches for 410 yards, 7 touchdowns 

4* TE Theo Melin Ohrstrom: Still with A&M 
No career stats 

3* LB Martrell Harris Still with A&M 
Career Stats: 14 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 


--3* LB Ish Harris: Transferred to Houston 

3* S Jarred Kerr: Still at A&M 
Career Stats: 42 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 

3* IOL Mark Nabou: Still at A&M 

3* DL Jadon Scarlett: Still at A&M 
No career stats 

--3* K Ethan Moczulski: Currently in the transfer portal 
 

Has to be the least successful #1 class in history right?

[MontereyMX 922]

9 minutes ago, Updawg said:

An Aggie was just drafted. Wait he was from A&M commerce

And they said it’s in Waxahachie

[Cairn Horn88 8,500]

Texas had 11 players drafted, the most for Texas according to ESPN since 1984, the year when Texas had 17 players drafted, which is STILL an NFL record.

[Jkwellborn 7,006]

You give him too much credit. He really does believe all of his bullshit. He's dumber than a sack of bricks.

Which one?

[Valmy77 13,567]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas had 11 players drafted, the most for Texas according to ESPN since 1984, the year when Texas had 17 players drafted, which is STILL an NFL record.

Yeah but there were 12 rounds back then.

[Lhorn 5,079]

5 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Has to be the least successful #1 class in history right?

Put it on the wall

[Tex Pete 21,392]

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah but there were 12 rounds back then.

And no one else who had 12 rounds had more players drafted. 

[EastTexan 666]

On 4/20/2024 at 12:18 PM, Laxtonto said:

 

 

I'm a little late to the party, but why in fuck is aggy football field square?

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

How many of our friends in East Texas were drafted?  

Probably 20 next year of the best class ever, right?

Are they going to claim the guys that transferred?  
“Sheeeewt we’re count ‘em cuz jimbos the one that scouted and identified all the talent”

[markstanco 12,772]

I'm a little late to the party, but why in fuck is aggy football field square?

Looks like a rectangle to me.

???

[TKthunder2 5,058]

3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Are they going to claim the guys that transferred?  
“Sheeeewt we’re count ‘em cuz jimbos the one that scouted and identified all the talent”

I saw multiple SEC fans doing that yesterday claiming Texas only got 11 because 3 of them were transfers. Loser mentality.

[jimmyjazz 46,966]

5 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I saw multiple SEC fans doing that yesterday claiming Texas only got 11 because 3 of them were transfers. Loser mentality.

Any time an AD Mitchell wants to transfer in, I'll deal with the shame.

[Valmy77 13,567]

10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And no one else who had 12 rounds had more players drafted. 

Yeah but I was saying this year's class was probably more impressive for us for that reason.

Edited April 28 by Valmy77

[BurntEyes 6,198]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Any time an AD Mitchell wants to transfer in, I'll deal with the shame.

Yeah, I'm willing to power through the humiliation of our staff pulling in great portal transfers that fill gaps and expand strengths to make our team more competitive.

It won't be easy, but I'll somehow manage.

[Pimphand 6,266]

LOL Someone needs to forward this to Kayce Smith...

 

[Herpa Derpa 6,314]

On 4/27/2024 at 11:06 AM, DaggerHorns said:

Whether it’s hiring a professor, building a bonfire or the sports of football. They fuck up every single thing they do. 
 

It’s difficult to describe the joy this gives everyone else.

fixed

[Bullneck 19,454]

 

[US183 163]

 

A world  where aggy had 11 players drafted in the NFL Draft. There would be never ending shit talk for months, t-shirts printed, rings, cups, billboards across the state and overflowing jizz jars in every town. I can only imagine. This would be 

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,946]

[Armybrat 41,314]

15 hours ago, EastTexan said:

I'm a little late to the party, but why in fuck is aggy football field square?

They built their Olympic size swimming pool short too.

Guess they ran out of tape measure.

[Armybrat 41,314]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gotta be at Spencer’s, right?

[TKthunder2 5,058]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Must be talking about meat judging. They are lucky Texas Tech is no longer in their conference.

[TrashMaster G 18,029]

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Only if you go in reverse alphabetical order and eliminate private schools.

[Longboard Horn 41,316]