Tell Me About Texas a&m

[jimmyjazz 45986]

Wait, they took a WR from Iowa?  IOWA?

They went 10-4 with a great defense and no offense to speak of.  Well done, Ags.

[Tex Pete 20402]

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/texas-am-aggies-new-adidas-deal-criticizedm

Again! Fuckin’ Texum Bulldogs. 
 

They’re the Rodney Dangerfield of colleges. Of course they don’t deserve any respect. 

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But while that might sound like a great arrangement for the program, it's not favored by everyone in College Station — namely the students.
 

In fact, some of them strongly oppose the idea. "Hate it," even.

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When Quinn Leith clocked into work for the day — a job working in the Aggie apparel industry — he wasn't expecting much. It was a typical afternoon, and as his role required, he was to unpack shipments of gear for them to be set out.

…

All of them were Adidas; a byproduct of Texas A&M's long-standing agreement with the German manufacturer, but that was normal. 

What wasn't normal were the logos and writing on some of the gear shipped in.

"I didn't even realize it at first," Leith said, recounting a time when he experienced some merchandise abnormalities at work. "They asked me if I could go grab a pair of shoes from the back, and when I picked it up, I noticed the (Mississippi State) logo."

Mississippi State, which also happens to have maroon as its featured color, is also an Adidas school. Naturally, Texas A&M isn't the only program in the country to use the brand for its uniforms and merchandise, but the main gripe from the students' perspective

is the lack of unique products.

 

"There isn't any customization from one school to the other," Another Texas A&M Student, Elizabeth Gargis, said. "When you look at Mississippi State and some other schools, the fan apparel is largely the same, just with a different name." 

Leith experienced a handful of incorrect shipments — most notably items that were supposed to be for Mississippi State — but while such errors were few and far between, they were enough to leave a negative impression on not only him, but his coworkers.

“It just rubs us the wrong way," he said. " We would get the exact same stuff, but with 'Bulldogs' written on it instead of 'Aggies.'"

Whoop!

Edited May 9 by Tex Pete

[ousux 5598]

"So Josh has taken over Herbie's annual quest to pump aggy up to contender status?"

He's more of an aggy pumper than Herbie ever was. Seems Josh and his team went to an game in Collie station and Billy and his texaggy crew seized the opportunity. Pate has been relaying aggy propaganda to his national audience ever since. M&WMC in action, aggy finally learned how to play the game they think we've been playing for decades. Whoop!

[YGIFS 19452]

22 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/texas-am-aggies-new-adidas-deal-criticizedm

Again! Fuckin’ Texum Bulldogs. 
 

They’re the Rodney Dangerfield of colleges. Of course they don’t deserve any respect. 

Whoop!

I wonder honestly, who did more cocaine in their life...Rodney or Manziel?  Not judging, just curious?  

[Valmy77 13247]

Wow they really were the fightin texum bulldogs all along.

[Tex Pete 20402]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I wonder honestly, who did more cocaine in their life...Rodney or Manziel?  Not judging, just curious?  

But Rodney was an entertainer. It goes with the territory. Manziel was just a professional drug addict. 

[Hagbard Celine 10875]

On 5/7/2024 at 10:48 PM, TotallyLegit said:

[deft 6857]

Don’t fuck with Ignignokt! Boston did and look what happened!


Really thought with journey getting into the rock and roll hall of fame that we would have seen a resurgence of the mooninites but I guess no.

[TrashMaster G 17568]

4 hours ago, deft said:

Don’t fuck with Ignignokt! Boston did and look what happened!


Really thought with journey getting into the rock and roll hall of fame that we would have seen a resurgence of the mooninites but I guess no.

Huh?

[Pimphand 5777]

50 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Huh?

It was the great Boston bomb scare of 2007

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic

[Pimphand 5777]

I was actually in the Harris County jury assembly hall that day and the stupid fucking cops had Fox News on. The best part was those morons were talking about how the suspects left a self portrait of themselves next to the bomb and that it was flicking off the cops taunting them and so the suspect was known to BPD and would be brought to justice.

Then we find out it is just a lite bright kit of the mooninites. You can't possibly be that stupid but here we are.

[nnm 36472]

28 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It was the great Boston bomb scare of 2007

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic

 

I didn’t think I lived under a rock, but I don’t remember this at all. 

[YGIFS 19452]

Weren't the Mooninites those weird Dutch Christians that raped all those girls in Bolivia in 2007?  What were they doing with bombs when they wouldn't even handle firearms?  

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

[mrhorn 1383]

I heard aggy wanted him to throw out the first pitch at a recent game but there was a problem.

[markstanco 12581]

9 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Wow they really were the fightin texum bulldogs all along.

I was just thinking, "is that where that came from?"

[Steel Shank 9428]

I heard aggy wanted him to throw out the first pitch at a recent game but there was a problem.

[Tex Pete 20402]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

I was just thinking, "is that where that came from?"

It's not. But it's a huge coincidence that their school is such a piece of shit that they get confused with Mississippi State.

"Richest school in America," my ass.

[PvilleStang 2913]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

It's not. But it's a huge coincidence that their school is such a piece of shit that they get confused with Mississippi State.

"Richest school in America," my ass.

RICH in turdition and heestury.

[Pimphand 5777]

The curse of Jackie Sherrill can be so deadly

[deadshank 24653]

Rubes.  All of them. 

[Deej 76842]

Let me guess...they put the shingles on the underside of the decking. 

[rage-a-holic 4407]

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

Let me guess...they put the shingles on the underside of the decking. 

You have to do that for hurricanes. Stupid sip.

[General Specific 3262]

aggy construction crew. Way, way too soon!! PTSD kicking in. Fuck it, time for a drink! Gotta put them memories down!

[JMFP 1120]

11 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I was actually in the Harris County jury assembly hall that day and the stupid fucking cops had Fox News on. The best part was those morons were talking about how the suspects left a self portrait of themselves next to the bomb and that it was flicking off the cops taunting them and so the suspect was known to BPD and would be brought to justice.

Then we find out it is just a lite bright kit of the mooninites. You can't possibly be that stupid but here we are.

 

[Lou_Sassle 2876]

After a hurricane, a whole shit ton of power line poles needed to be replaced. The local electric company hired a crew of UT grads, a team of Rice grads, and a team of aTm grads to do the work. After the first day, the crews came back to the foreman and he asked how man poles they got put in. The Rice crew said "we got 28 put in today." The UT crew said, "we got 30 put in today." The aTm crew looked at the foreman and said, "we got 3 put in!" The flabbergasted foreman looked at the aTm lead and said,  "wtf, man!? Why'd you only get 3 done when the Texas guys and Rice guys got 30 and 28?" The aTm lead, with a smug look on his face, said to the foreman, "You should see how much of the pole they left sticking out of the ground!"

Edited May 9 by Lou_Sassle

[Zeus 6099]

I donno

these are regular season wins for me

[Mittens 8286]

For reference, each military academy graduates around 900-1000 officers per year.

165 for aggy.

 

[nnm 36472]

9 minutes ago, Mittens said:

For reference, each military academy graduates around 900-1000 officers per year.

165 for aggy.

 

Nothing but respect for the guys (and gals) that actually serve. But acting like they’re a military school with a history of military awesomeness is absurd. The vast majority of the idiots in uniform are cosplay. Might as well be furries. 

[msucolt45 4063]

Yes - congratulations to those actually serving, but for the vast majority of aggy corps it’s cosplay. Nothing to beat the drum about as a vast amount of colleges have ROTC programs that send kids into the military.

Hook’em!!!

[Deej 76842]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

For reference, each military academy graduates around 900-1000 officers per year.

165 for aggy.

 

It just means more.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12418]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Nothing but respect for the guys (and gals) that actually serve. But acting like they’re a military school with a history of military awesomeness is absurd. The vast majority of the idiots in uniform are cosplay. Might as well be furries. 

Possibly bronies. Just add the aTm logo on the front of their cosplay outfits 

[General Specific 3262]

After a hurricane, a whole shit ton of power line poles needed to be replaced. The local electric company hired a crew of UT grads, a team of Rice grads, and a team of aTm grads to do the work. After the first day, the crews came back to the foreman and he asked how man poles they got put in. The Rice crew said "we got 28 put in today." The UT crew said, "we got 30 put in today." The aTm crew looked at the foreman and said, "we got 3 put in!" The flabbergasted foreman looked at the aTm lead and said,  "wtf, man!? Why'd you only get 3 done when the Texas guys and Rice guys got 30 and 28?" The aTm lead, with a smug look on his face, said to the foreman, "You should see how much of the pole they left sticking out of the ground!"

Let me guess, and it still fell down!

[Ghost of Shag 2614]

In the last 24 hours I have seen two articles put out by aggy media, one an SEC power ranking that had us at five and aggy at three, and another claiming a&m has the best helmets in the SEC.

You can’t make this shit up.

[MontereyMX 869]

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

In the last 24 hours I have seen two articles put out by aggy media, one an SEC power ranking that had us at five and aggy at three, and another claiming a&m has the best helmets in the SEC.

You can’t make this shit up.

rules!

[deft 6857]

In the last 24 hours I have seen two articles put out by aggy media, one an SEC power ranking that had us at five and aggy at three, and another claiming a&m has the best helmets in the SEC.
You can’t make this shit up.

Post that shit up

[Ghost of Shag 2614]

33 minutes ago, deft said:

Post that shit up

https://aggieswire.usatoday.com/lists/sec-helmets-ranked-from-worst-to-best-texas-aggies-football-texas-longhorns-football-oklahoma-sooners-football-alabama-crimson-tide-football/
 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/sec-football-power-rankings-after-spring-portal-closes-did-aggies-get-better/14

[Navin R. Johnson 709]

On 5/8/2024 at 10:14 PM, ousux said:

He's more of an aggy pumper than Herbie ever was. Seems Josh and his team went to a game in Collie station and Billy and his texaggy crew seized the opportunity. Pate has been relaying aggy propaganda to his national audience ever since. M&WMC in action, aggy finally learned how to play the game they think we've been playing for decades. Whoop!

Are you implying that Billy and his crew manned the glory holes for Josh’s crew?  

[jimmyjazz 45986]

That helmet "ranking" is hysterical.  First, the writing is off the charts bad, with typos and misspellings all over the place ("while the helmet ascetically basic") and an absurd reliance on the word "clean", and to a lesser extent "classic".

Beyond that, if you think the MSU helmet sucks, you have to think the A&M helmet sucks.  They're twin sons of different mothers.

To laud OU's helmet but criticize Alabama's helmet makes no sense whatsoever.  Again, twin sons, different mothers.

The rest I can take or leave, I don't care what this Aggie dipshit thinks of ours, UTenn, UF, Auburn, UK's, whatever.  These dorks just can't help themselves.

Edited May 11 by jimmyjazz

[The Gimp 346]

Where can I subscribe to this “gig ‘em gazette” that seems to have all this great content?

[YGIFS 19452]

5 hours ago, nnm said:

Nothing but respect for the guys (and gals) that actually serve. But acting like they’re a military school with a history of military awesomeness is absurd. The vast majority of the idiots in uniform are cosplay. Might as well be furries. 

This.  As a berated point, their insistence upon their military history and excellence at this point is nothing but an affront to the actual young men and women who are actual ROTC grads who go to brave officer service in the Armed Forces.  Their incessant bullshit about their tradition of valor and leadership in all branches is just a spit in the face to the actual ROTC grads, most notably their huffing and puffing about the proud tradition of the Corps of Cadets which can't even play the pan flute.  Dozens of colleges manage to graduate more ROTC officers each year while maintaining the ability to shut the fuck up about their military tradition.  

Only thing A&M is worse at than building fake army leaders is building fake log structures.  

[nnm 36472]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Possibly bronies. Just add the aTm logo on the front of their cosplay outfits 

Those guys will have the same contribution to national security as the TAMU corps. 

[DaysOff 7958]

In the last 24 hours I have seen two articles put out by aggy media, one an SEC power ranking that had us at five and aggy at three, and another claiming a&m has the best helmets in the SEC.
You can’t make this shit up.

Even better. They had Texas at 6.

[deft 6857]

Where can I subscribe to this “gig ‘em gazette” that seems to have all this great content?

Next to the thrifty nickel rack at the johnny rebs Dixie cafe in hearne is the last place I saw one that wasn’t the bottom of a chicken coop

[Leanderman 2275]

I am sure they have a podcast of the same thing?

[Tex Pete 20402]

9 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Even better. They had Texas at 6.

Well, he said our helmet has been the same for two decades, so it’s clearly not classic. And with baby puke orange (as those mouth breathers like to call it) on a white background, it’s the opposite of clean.
 

His logic is sound for those on the inside looking out. And licking the windows. 

[Longboard Horn 40379]

[msucolt45 4063]

Where can I subscribe to this “gig ‘em gazette” that seems to have all this great content?

When I was a youth and going with the family from Dallas to visit family in SETX, we’d always stop in Fairfield for dinner. I think the BBQ stop was called Sam’s. Anyways, they always had like a “store” around the checkout area that sold aggy joke books. I always got the newest addition and I’d read it to my parents and the laughter ensued. Even the “cartoon” drawings were funny. Man I wish that I still had a couple of those. Talking late ‘70s.

Hook’em!!!

[markstanco 12581]

Even better. They had Texas at 6.

Aggy at 3 and Texas at 6. Talk about setting your fan base up for the double roller coaster.

[Ghost of Shag 2614]

Seriously here’s another one.

In this one they rank quarterbacks. 

you can’t make this shit up.

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/way-too-early-sec-qb-tier-listings-texas-a-m-football-could-boast-among-sec-s-best/6