Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Tex Pete 20336]

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Aggy at 3 and Texas at 6. Talk about setting your fan base up for the double roller coaster.

Uh, he had aggy at 1 and Texas at 6. 

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

34 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Uh, he had aggy at 1 and Texas at 6. 

Yeah it had been a few days since I read it so whatever.

It’s the principle.

Edited May 11 by Ghost of Shag

[sdm 847]

I see Graham Harmon earned a doctorate at aggy fish camp. His parents must be so proud. 

[Focht Up 631]

18 minutes ago, sdm said:

I see Graham Harmon earned a doctorate at aggy fish camp. His parents must be so proud. 

Yeah, he'll have the intelligence of an 8-year old boy for life

[deft 6839]

When I was a youth and going with the family from Dallas to visit family in SETX, we’d always stop in Fairfield for dinner. I think the BBQ stop was called Sam’s. Anyways, they always had like a “store” around the checkout area that sold aggy joke books. I always got the newest addition and I’d read it to my parents and the laughter ensued. Even the “cartoon” drawings were funny. Man I wish that I still had a couple of those. Talking late ‘70s.

Hook’em!!!

We used to drive from Mexia to Fairfield to eat at Sam’s so…..culture?

[jimmyjazz 45889]

3 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Seriously here’s another one.

In this one they rank quarterbacks. 

you can’t make this shit up.

I'm pretty sure I heard yesterday that Vegas has Ewers and Beck tied at the top of the Heisman list.  But sure, let's consider this other list.

[Chopper 17230]

Not sure if my guess about the edit is correct but fortunate catch, if so.

 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

I can understand bias.  Hell, I can understand bad takes or sunshine pumping.  But I'm not sure I've ever seen anything as ridiculous as aggy ranking their helmet 1st under any consideration.

[TrashMaster G 17547]

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I can understand bias.  Hell, I can understand bad takes or sunshine pumping.  But I'm not sure I've ever seen anything as ridiculous as aggy ranking their helmet 1st under any consideration.

Ranking Ewers as a 3rd tier QB is even worse.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

Ranking Connor Weigman as anything is pure retardation since he's only played 8 total games going into his 3rd year. 

[Pimphand 5733]

The cliffs notes:

"They are insane"

[Tex Pete 20336]

6 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Yeah it had been a few days since I read it so whatever.

It’s the principle.

Wait. You’re also markstanco?

[Deej 76755]

9 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Seriously here’s another one.

In this one they rank quarterbacks. 

you can’t make this shit up.

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/way-too-early-sec-qb-tier-listings-texas-a-m-football-could-boast-among-sec-s-best/6

"Dear Penthouse Forums..."

[Steel Shank 9421]

There's something truly special going on in The Station.

[TrashMaster G 17547]

Just now, Steel Shank said:

There's something truly special going on in The Station.

Yeah, Special Ed....

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

Heard Elko speak for the first time today

 

Strong vibes of this guy

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, Special Ed....

Mike Elko: You rang?

[Bullneck 19073]

On 4/29/2024 at 8:12 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

LOL.  Did anyone take the time to read it?  It's funny.  It kind of reminded me of a conversation I had with my dad about the Cowboys circa 1987.  The Cowboys were terrible but they just drafted Everett Gay, a WR from Texas.  (I think that was his name.)  So, anyway, in my 10 year-old naivety, I tried to convince him that IF,

Everett ended up being good AND Herschel Walker was as advertised AND we could find another DE AND MIke Sherrard recovers from an injury AND Danny Noonan ended up being a stopper in the interior of the DL AND the OL improved just a bit AND etc, etc., we just might make the playoffs.

CSB alert: Went with a group of half UT/half Baylor friends to the Baylor game at Casey Floyd in 1988 and Everett Gay was catching passes in warm ups with one hand.  Around halftime a blue norther came through and the temperature dropped about 40 degrees.  Watched the rest of the game from a hotel bar. Might have been the only time I ever left a game early under any condition (including the '96 Missouri football game/wet t-shirt contest at DKR) but I didn't want to hitchhike home.

Also, TexAgs is rife with the "if" and "if" combo for success.  

Edited May 12 by Bullneck

[Intercourse With Gray 140]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Heard Elko speak for the first time today

 

Strong vibes of this guy

As a Texans fan, he gives me strong Bill O'Brien and Kevin Malone vibes. Hopefully they make him their duel AD/HC and the program goes even further down than where it is now. That's hard to do but aggy can do it. 

[texasdago 7568]

Man, he sure can fire you up!

[jimmyjazz 45889]

41 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Might have been the only time I ever left a game early under any condition (including the '96 Missouri football game/wet t-shirt contest at DKR) but I didn't want to hitchhike home.

That was me leaving Rout 66.  My then-wife looked at me at halftime and said "give me the damn keys".  I was either gonna walk 4 miles home in that heat or take the ride and watch the rest of that shitshow on TV.

[SimkinsMan 4386]

When someone says "let him cook, let him cook" Elko is like damn right it's dinner time you mfers.

[BlueGreySky 1004]

On 5/11/2024 at 9:51 AM, msucolt45 said:

When I was a youth and going with the family from Dallas to visit family in SETX, we’d always stop in Fairfield for dinner. I think the BBQ stop was called Sam’s. Anyways, they always had like a “store” around the checkout area that sold aggy joke books. I always got the newest addition and I’d read it to my parents and the laughter ensued. Even the “cartoon” drawings were funny. Man I wish that I still had a couple of those. Talking late ‘70s.

Hook’em!!!

Shit - forgot about these.  My uncle was a true dumbass ag, so he gifted us a few of these in the 80s.  Wonder if I can dig them up in my parents' basement somewhere?

[Longboard Horn 40296]

Aggy kid I used to work with put up “a year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringe 

[Beau Vine 54208]

[Deej 76755]

[deadshank 24652]

40 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy kid I used to work with put up “a year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringe 

 Grandsons of Neidermeyer and Marmalarde

[Evil Bill Obrien 3264]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy kid I used to work with put up “a year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringe 

Did Aggy already forget what happened to Challenger?

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

[Deej 76755]

14 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Did Aggy already forget what happened to Challenger?

aggy designed the O rings? 

[Armybrat 40822]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy designed the O rings? 

No, my brother’s BIL was a U of H grad (and worked for Morton Thiokol).

[TrashMaster G 17547]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy designed the O rings? 

They had a different name for them.

[nnm 36352]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy kid I used to work with put up “a year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringe 

Did he get a commission and serve? If so, I’ll give him a pass. If not, he’s a furry. 

[hornian 5210]

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Did he get a commission and serve? If so, I’ll give him a pass. If not, he’s a furry. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy kid I used to work with put up “a year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringe 

 

 

[Herpa Derpa 6123]

49 minutes ago, nnm said:

Did he get a commission and serve? If so, I’ll give him a pass. If not, he’s a furry. 

[BabaYaga 15288]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Did he get a commission and serve? If so, I’ll give him a pass. If not, he’s a furry. 

This.  If you actually go beyond the college BS and serve, then fine.  If this is all window dressing and pseudo-fraternity gomer shit, fuck right off.  Nobody gives a shit that you "got your boots" or whatever shit they do.  

Case in point - so my kid is going to AR and ROTC.  atm was initially high on his list (bunch of friends were going there).  We visited and the fucking corps are what turned him away.  This is a kid WANTING to go into the ROTC.  He wants to serve.....not act/look like someone that serves....which is how he described them

[Focht Up 631]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy kid I used to work with put up “a year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringe 

Wow.  That is just shockingly cringe worthy.  All of those photos. 

[BabaYaga 15288]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy kid I used to work with put up “a year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringe 

See ags, this is the problem.  On paper, the Challenger-17 is a good thing.  It's a yearly tribute to the fallen astronauts that perished on the Challenger.  But then you gay it up with all your turd bullshit, and these pics come out the other side.  Why the hell are you posing self aggrandizing pics for some rub & tug corps bullshit you and your group participated in?

NASA tribute

[Leanderman 2275]

"Did he get a commission and serve? If so, I’ll give him a pass. If not, he’s a furry. "

[TexasMan 10891]

All time self ownage by Billy boy here 

 

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Third guy from the left in the Challenger pic is Howdy Doody's son.  

[Deej 76755]

36 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

All time self ownage by Billy boy here 

 

 

Hey, Billy, how many times have you guys played Georgia since joining the SEC?

[msucolt45 4056]

All time self ownage by Billy boy here 
 
 

Yes, but Billy Boy hasn’t realized that us playing them, on the road, brings down our SOS. And aggy ain’t in the “Top Half” that he mentions.

Hook’em!!!

[Deej 76755]

Billy knows that he and the school he pimps for are a bottom. Have no doubt.

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy kid I used to work with put up “a year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringe 

[rage-a-holic 4381]

10 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Hitler Youth are the Chads that aggy corpse turds dream of becoming.

[Jersey Man10 3528]

All time self ownage by Billy boy here 
 
 

Ha fucking moron.

[honolulu horn 6158]

I don't get it. I thought the SEC was murderer's row top to bottom, according to aggy, and that we couldn't possibly handle the week-to-week grind. But now we're lucky to have such an easy SEC slate, and so it's terribly unfair to all other teams that we've been gifted this patsy schedule. Pretzel logic indeed. 

[DaggerHorns 3082]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

All time self ownage by Billy boy here 

 

 

Quoting just because I’m still laughing at this.