Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Beau Vine 54,416]

[Hank Chinaski 6,320]

Oh goody, ags debating what constitutes “racism.”
 

This is certain to feature well thought-out, reasoned and rational exchange.

[jimmyjazz 46,124]

I'll be curious to see how the average Ag reconciles their blind support of the SEC with their blind hatred of us.

[tbone_ 14,157]

I'll be curious to see how the average Ag reconciles their blind support of the SEC with their blind hatred of us.

That’s easy. Texas isn’t real SEC like aggy.

[Dennis Taylor 18,863]

2 hours ago, statsman said:

Major bullshit. The 2013 Cotton Bowl was not a major bowl. The NYE6 CFP agreement had not started and the Cotton Bowl wasn’t part of the BCS. 

 

[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

[Beau Vine 54,416]

 

This is exactly the kind of logo kids want to spend money on!

[Tex Pete 20,461]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This is exactly the kind of logo kids want to spend money on!

It's better than Little Brother!

[tbone_ 14,157]

 
This is exactly the kind of logo kids want to spend money on!

[General Specific 3,267]

Is it really disrespect if it's warranted?

Seriously? One must have respect first!

[TrashMaster G 17,594]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'll be curious to see how the average Ag reconciles their blind support of the SEC with their blind hatred of us.

The average Ag has an IQ of maybe 90. Don't expect much.

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

[ousux 5,601]

I'll be curious to see how the average Ag reconciles their blind support of the SEC with their blind hatred of us.

Their rah rah SEC! SEC! support ended the day the aggy mouthpiece at the Houston Chronicle leaked that tee yew was joining.

[Longboard Horn 40,501]

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He obviously skipped leg day 

[Longboard Horn 40,501]

 

[Royale with cheese 1,467]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Where's Barbara Billingsley when you need her?

[speed817 19,458]

[Focht Up 631]

9 minutes ago, speed817 said:

So, they're a team that has had their share of accomplishment in the SEC?  What the fuck have they accomplished?  Zero conference championships?  Beating alabama once every 10 years?

[Hagbard Celine 10,921]

they are fucking insane

[Blotto 23,570]

Cousin Shane is the early clubhouse leader to take Finebaum's title away as  SEC pundit who most resembles a penis. 

 

[alincoln 2,385]

Why should anyone respect aggy?  Of course they are the most disrespected

[Royale with cheese 1,467]

24 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Cousin Shane is the early clubhouse leader to take Finebaum's title away as  SEC pundit who most resembles a penis. 

 

He should be required to wear a tie at all times. Neckties would keep his foreskin from creeping up. 

[BigHornedLurker 1,968]

2 hours ago, speed817 said:

[Citations Needed] 

[ousux 5,601]

Cousin Shane is the early clubhouse leader to take Finebaum's title away as  SEC pundit who most resembles a penis. 
 

Ketch starter kit?

[Newy25 7,703]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I watched that three times and have no idea wtf he is saying or what it is supposed to mean. 

Edited May 16 by Newy25

[Tigersnake 670]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I watched that three times and have no idea wtf he is saying or what it is supposed to mean. 

Allow me to translate my understanding, whether accurate or innaccurate: " It seems that some time has passed since I was first introduced to A&M's much ballyhooed Hall of Champions, and I must say that I have still seen nary a football trophy. Of this fact, I cannot dissemble but must chuckle ruefully at my chosen lot in life."

[statsman 5,478]

Has anyone else heard this from Ag friends- “Texas has no idea what it’s getting into, with the SEC. The physicality and grind is on a whole ‘nuther level”?

 Ok? Yes, I can believe the linemen are bigger and even faster, than the Big XII, because so many more are drafted. I can believe that the SEC dregs will be more bruising than the worst Big XII teams. That every weak is a physical game. 
 
How are Texas and OU handicapped in dealing with that? How are we at a disadvantage to other SEC teams? Especially TAMU? 
 
The Ags tell me this as if it makes sense, that eight games in, we’ll be wishing we had stayed in the Big XII. 
 
I have heard this enough that I assume it makes sense to Ags, but damned if it makes sense to me. 
 
Maybe after beating the SEC champion by two scores in their home stadium, they have to wishcast some reason that Texas will fail?

Edited May 16 by statsman

[someguy 1,509]

39 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I watched that three times and have no idea wtf he is saying or what it is supposed to mean. 

Johntay Cook caused a minor stir during his recruitment when he visited Texas and said something along the lines of seeing lots of swimming trophies but not a lot of football trophies.  I don't think he intended it to turn into a thing, but it did, with lots of giddy shots taken at Texas by opposing fanbases.  The video in the post was a visit he took to A&M shortly after - he was mindful of his previous comments and this was his way of spreading out the mockery.  He knew he was going to be asked about what he thought of A&M's trophy room and pointed out the lack of trophies (this is why he said he wasn't going to have a double standard).

Much ado about nothing, ultimately.  Given the context it isn't the best way of making fun of A&M the way the twitter user seems to think it is, but c'est la vie.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

[Herpa Derpa 6,131]

33 minutes ago, statsman said:

Ag friends

...and here's where you lose me.

[jimmyjazz 46,124]

4 hours ago, Focht Up said:

So, they're a team that has had their share of accomplishment in the SEC?  What the fuck have they accomplished?  Zero conference championships?  Beating alabama once every 10 years?

Or playing Georgia once every 12 years (and counting).

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,293]

52 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The counting the spring game as a W to get to claim 10 wins after getting your doors blown off by Cal in a bowl game is still one of my all time favorite Aggy being Aggy things. Honestly kinda respect the shamelessness…

Edited May 16 by Evil Bill Obrien

[Updawg 2,286]

The counting the spring game as a W to get to claim 10 wins after getting your doors blown off by Cal in a bowl game is still one of my all time favorite Aggy being Aggy things. Honestly kinda respect the shamelessness…

I believe That was the year they beat Army and Patton made his famous quote about Aggies and winning a war

[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

3 hours ago, statsman said:

The Ags tell me this as if it makes sense, that eight games in, we’ll be wishing we had stayed in the Big XII

Well, after 8 games into the schedule….aren’t the teams we will be playing, also be 8 games in?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,486]

7 hours ago, speed817 said:

Is "idiosyncratic" a synonym for "idiots who squeeze their nuts to feel pain with the team?"  or "idiots who masturbate into jizz jars that they then place atop a bonfire?"

[ABSR 5,323]

3 hours ago, statsman said:

Has anyone else heard this from Ag friends- “Texas has no idea what it’s getting into, with the SEC. The physicality and grind is on a whole ‘nuther level”?

 Ok? Yes, I can believe the linemen are bigger and even faster, than the Big XII, because so many more are drafted. I can believe that the SEC dregs will be more bruising than the worst Big XII teams. That every weak is a physical game. 
 
How are Texas and OU handicapped in dealing with that? How are we at a disadvantage to other SEC teams? Especially TAMU? 
 
The Ags tell me this as if it makes sense, that eight games in, we’ll be wishing we had stayed in the Big XII. 
 
I have heard this enough that I assume it makes sense to Ags, but damned if it makes sense to me. 
 
Maybe after beating the SEC champion by two scores in their home stadium, they have to wishcast some reason that Texas will fail?

Tell them you are sure Texas and OU will be perform equally well or better than aggy did when they had to play their first year in the SEC having only players they recruited to the Big 12 and coaches hired as Big 12 coaches.   You know....the BEST aggy football season for their entire time in the SEC.   

Or maybe like Missouri who won the SEC East in their second year in the SEC.

[Born Burnt 6,182]

6 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Tell them you are sure Texas and OU will be perform equally well or better than aggy did when they had to play their first year in the SEC having only players they recruited to the Big 12 and coaches hired as Big 12 coaches.   You know....the BEST aggy football season for their entire time in the SEC.   

I find it best just to not talk to them.

[Leanderman 2,276]

Krispy Kreme torched and just saw that Red Lobster there is closing as well? I suspect dixie chicken will be booming from now on......for the food of course

 

[nnm 36,599]

Ah, the good old days. Could easily be in the lulz thread. 

 

[CosmoDog 325]

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

Cousin Shane is the early clubhouse leader to take Finebaum's title away as  SEC pundit who most resembles a penis. 

 

I don’t know about your penis, but mine doesn’t have ears.

[n64ra 1,089]

4 hours ago, statsman said:

Has anyone else heard this from Ag friends- “Texas has no idea what it’s getting into, with the SEC. The physicality and grind is on a whole ‘nuther level”?

 Ok? Yes, I can believe the linemen are bigger and even faster, than the Big XII, because so many more are drafted. I can believe that the SEC dregs will be more bruising than the worst Big XII teams. That every weak is a physical game. 
 
How are Texas and OU handicapped in dealing with that? How are we at a disadvantage to other SEC teams? Especially TAMU? 
 
The Ags tell me this as if it makes sense, that eight games in, we’ll be wishing we had stayed in the Big XII. 
 
I have heard this enough that I assume it makes sense to Ags, but damned if it makes sense to me. 
 
Maybe after beating the SEC champion by two scores in their home stadium, they have to wishcast some reason that Texas will fail?

Yes, but from aggy neighbors and colleagues. I tell them, "You mean the Texas team that marched into Tuscaloosa and beat the SEC champion?" just like you surmise. aggy has no comeback to that.

[Dennis Taylor 18,863]

54 minutes ago, nnm said:

Ah, the good old days. Could easily be in the lulz thread. 

 

The delivery is a little different but I think I've heard that somewhere else also ...con man gonna con man

 

 

Edited May 16 by Dennis Taylor

[ScottS 1,075]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Or playing Georgia once every 12 years (and counting).

I know there is a thread about this but I will very disappointed if the SEC does not go to a 9 game schedule soon with a 3-6-6 scheduling format.  I do not want to go a decade or longer in between matchups.  What the hell is the point of being in a conference with other schools if you play them so infrequently it feels like a non-conference matchup?  I am already annoyed that the conference has yet to pull the trigger on getting this settled.  Tell the bitch schools that don't want a 9 game schedule that they can take the media rights check and shut the fuck up and stop being pussies.

Now back to the regularly scheduled shitting on aggy...

[jimmyjazz 46,124]

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

Yes, but from aggy neighbors and colleagues. I tell them, "You mean the Texas team that marched into Tuscaloosa and beat the SEC champion?" just like you surmise. aggy has no comeback to that.

Sure they do.  That team wasn't 'bama Strong early in the 2023 season.  They would have waxed tu by December.  QED.

[Armybrat 40,898]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Sure they do.  That team wasn't 'bama Strong early in the 2023 season.  They would have waxed tu by December.  QED.

Never mind it was early in the season for the Longhorns too.

[statsman 5,478]

2 hours ago, n64ra said:

Yes, but from aggy neighbors and colleagues. I tell them, "You mean the Texas team that marched into Tuscaloosa and beat the SEC champion?" just like you surmise. aggy has no comeback to that.

I have a friend who named this @The Rude Awakening Trope”, coming from the Ags. The only possible logic to it- this idea that Texas will crumble under a weekly SEC grind- comes from an Ag theory that there is something in the water in Austin that turns football players into pussies. I guess it’s all they have. 
 
I don’t think they will take it well at all if Texas has more success in the SEC than they have had. 

[TheAuditor 1,040]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/40140124/100-days-college-football-top-games-players-contenders

 

100 days out,  ESPN takes a shot at what to watch in the upcoming season.  Teams on the rise, key games, new coaches, lots of Texas, GA, OSU, AL.   What I didn't see was a single mention of an AM player, coach, team or game of interest,  other than when they play us.  Little Brother is properly back in the corner with their shine box.  

[The Gimp 349]

35 minutes ago, statsman said:

I have a friend who named this @The Rude Awakening Trope”, coming from the Ags. The only possible logic to it- this idea that Texas will crumble under a weekly SEC grind- comes from an Ag theory that there is something in the water in Austin that turns football players into pussies. I guess it’s all they have. 
 
I don’t think they will take it well at all if Texas has more success in the SEC than they have had. 

And we will be right here for it!

[Matuka 1,314]

59 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/40140124/100-days-college-football-top-games-players-contenders

 

100 days out,  ESPN takes a shot at what to watch in the upcoming season.  Teams on the rise, key games, new coaches, lots of Texas, GA, OSU, AL.   What I didn't see was a single mention of an AM player, coach, team or game of interest,  other than when they play us.  Little Brother is properly back in the corner with their shine box.  

You need to audit better.

[closetojumping 62,849]

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

You need to audit better.

That was written by someone who has never watched Reuben Owens. Wow.