Tell Me About Texas a&m

[msucolt45 4102]

My basset came from a breeder in Bandera, so he had to have a “cowboy” name, so his official name is Bucaroo, but we call him Bucky. Yes, after having corgi’s for 20+ years, basset hounds have to be one of the dumbest breeds of dogs.

Hook’em!!!

[Cairn Horn88 8289]

aggy gas station…

[AnTiM 1675]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy gas station…

You're on the wrong thide.

[ousux 5602]

aggy gas station…

Motorcycles only? A little too narrow even for that. Maybe some hairbrained Cali scheme to drive people to EV's? Lulz

[nnm 36735]

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My basset came from a breeder in Bandera, so he had to have a “cowboy” name, so his official name is Bucaroo, but we call him Bucky. Yes, after having corgi’s for 20+ years, basset hounds have to be one of the dumbest breeds of dogs.

Hook’em!!!

Have you ever met a Goldie?  I submit my golden Windog, who is more than a few cards short of a full deck. 

[Lou_Sassle 2909]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Have you ever met a Goldie?  I submit my golden Windog, who is more than a few cards short of a full deck. 

Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.

[Tex Long 4488]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy gas station…

Fill up your lawn mower. Push mowers only. No electric mowers.

[Hagbard Celine 10966]

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My basset came from a breeder in Bandera, so he had to have a “cowboy” name, so his official name is Bucaroo, but we call him Bucky. Yes, after having corgi’s for 20+ years, basset hounds have to be one of the dumbest breeds of dogs.

Hook’em!!!

Bucky: a ho-lee name to aggy

Buckaroo: give me The Overthruster!

[Hagbard Celine 10966]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy gas station…

there is no way this is real

i want an address

[TrashMaster G 17664]

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My basset came from a breeder in Bandera, so he had to have a “cowboy” name, so his official name is Bucaroo, but we call him Bucky. Yes, after having corgi’s for 20+ years, basset hounds have to be one of the dumbest breeds of dogs.

Hook’em!!!

*corgis

[Cairn Horn88 8289]

5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Fill up your lawn mower. Push mowers only. No electric mowers.

If you drove there, where is your car?

[Tex Long 4488]

17 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If you drove there, where is your car?

Car? No car. I drive the Aggy HyberTruck. Cold fusion reactor, turbo 2-stroke, 1911 Baker Electric Motor. Not released to the public yet. 'Sips need not apply.

[msucolt45 4102]

there is no way this is real
i want an address

Please park within the hedges, mind the potted plants please.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4102]

Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.

I submit the basset hound breed as definitely a Top 5 dumbest breeds of the canines. Mine, you just look at him and he’s already saying “I’m sorry,” before I even know what he did.

Hook’em!!!

[Deej 77003]

5 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I submit the basset hound breed as definitely a Top 5 dumbest breeds of the canines. Mine, you just look at him and he’s already saying “I’m sorry,” before I even know what he did.

Hook’em!!!

Biggest problem with a Basset is their complete stubbornness. 

[markstanco 12640]

there is no way this is real
i want an address

Yep. This is an edit.

[jimmyjazz 46351]

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Biggest problem with a Basset is their complete stubbornness. 

That's the stupidity.  It's not stubborness.

[Blotto 23600]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3461097

Apparently Billy is now touching 'em up for $17/mo for Texags premium. Thats just fantastic. Clickety-clack m'fers. What a fucking goldmine that dude has.  

[Lhorn 4971]

$17 a month?  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12555]

8 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.

Our Pittie used to do this when she was younger, as did our Pom, Pomchi, Chihuahua, and Labrabull, but they finally stopped once old age hit. Shit, when our Pittie would get out she would run literally all over our neighborhood, and now when she finds a way to get out she just eats through our fence and waits for us to let her in at the front door. Her lazy ass just wants to come in now. God forbid she be in the sun for 20 mins while we're getting our house worked on. Fucking Christ. 

[Willfully Horn 8068]

8 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.

Black mouthed cur says, WTF?

[sdm 892]

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3461097

Apparently Billy is now touching 'em up for $17/mo for Texags premium. Thats just fantastic. Clickety-clack m'fers. What a fucking goldmine that dude has.  

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Sponge

11:36a, 5/18/24

 

AG

 

Where does the money go? Because the owner always looks homeless.

lol

[Deej 77003]

8 hours ago, Lhorn said:

$17 a month?  

Had to raise the price to compensate for the money lost banning subscribers. 

Edited May 20 by Deej

[jimmyjazz 46351]

I'm ascribing far too much introspection to Billy when I say this, but I wonder what it would be like to be on my deathbed, realizing I had spent my entire career acting the douche and fleecing rubes over a very mediocre college football program?

[Armybrat 40942]

If my deathbed was in a beachfront house on Kauai or a villa on the Cote d’Azur, I’d say it was a good ride.

[Vic Mackey 47189]

@Armybrat Do you remember this game?

[Horn75 193]

[Mittens 8313]

You gotta be a boomer.

[Armybrat 40942]

57 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

@Armybrat Do you remember this game?

No, I was living in St. Louis at the time. 
Never saw a football game of any kind until the Texas/California matchup in 1959. 
I sat in the very last seat of the south end of the press box at Memorial Stadium. 
Watched Rene Ramirez (The Galloping Gaucho) and Bobby Lackey wreck the Golden Bears 33-0. 
It was an overcast, rainy day and the attendance was supposedly 20,000.

Edited May 20 by Armybrat

[closetojumping 62918]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

@Armybrat Do you remember this game?

Maybe it's because I'm just not very smart, but I find this program artwork utterly bizarre and confusing.

[Armybrat 40942]

Looks clear to me.

[Armybrat 40942]

1 hour ago, Horn75 said:

aggy poster’s username tells it all.

[South Austin 52659]

20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe it's because I'm just not very smart, but I find this program artwork utterly bizarre and confusing.

Instead of carving up a turkey for Thanksgiving, the Longhorns are carving up Texas A&M.

Next week we'll cover Hellen Keller jokes.

[jimmyjazz 46351]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Instead of carving up a turkey for Thanksgiving, the Longhorns are carving up Texas A&M.

. . . although it's usually a pig that has something in its mouth (an apple).

[pyrohornIII 4824]

I started going to games about 64, I guess we I was 6.  Two things always made the games good at home.  One was being able to see guys down under the stands when they came out onto the field and then back in after the game.  At that point the dressing rooms were under the west side bleachers and the Horns entered and exited the field around the 50 on that side.   The other thing was those programs.  I still have a few left somewhere, but really wish I had saved more.  I also wish someone would do a collection of them online somewhere.   Again, you are talking about appealing to a 6 year old. 

That's back in the day when every little cafe had a Cowpokes calendar at the register, and you could buy Aggie Joke books in convenience stores.   Saturday mornings were sacred because that was the only time you had 3 hours of uninterrupted cartoons and seeing those program covers put Bevo on the same hero level as those heroes in the comic books.  And vice versa for the anti-heroes, like the bears and owls and aggies.  Very roadrunner and coyote in retrospect I guess.

[Murfdogg21 4438]

Like a turkey, aggy always gets roasted, fried, or smoked every Thanksgiving 

[Wulaw Horn 19156]

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Like a turkey, aggy always gets roasted, fried, or smoked every Thanksgiving 

For sure stuffed. 

[jimmyjazz 46351]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

For sure stuffed. 

Well, yeah.

 

[tejas60 3535]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe it's because I'm just not very smart, but I find this program artwork utterly bizarre and confusing.

[hornian 5230]

4 hours ago, Horn75 said:

And what does that make A&M in this analogy? The people who pay protection money? I'd much rather be the one who is getting money at the threat of violence than the one paying money to ward off violence. 

[jimmyjazz 46351]

"Little Archie".

"Colt McCry".

"Radio".

 

 

Comic geniuses, every last one of them.

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, yeah.

 

Holy shit, that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen, and they're probably proud of it.  This should serve as a warning to not attend aggy.

[tbone_ 14211]

Holy shit, that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen, and they're probably proud of it.  This should serve as a warning to not attend aggy.

Everything aggy does should serve as a warning not to attend aggy

[Deej 77003]

A woman I work with took her son to visit aggy. Said it was his first choice. I told her at least he doesn't need a safety school. She didn't find that humorous. 

[Zone Read 299]

Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.

[SHOOTER12 8839]

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I started going to games about 64, I guess we I was 6.  Two things always made the games good at home.  One was being able to see guys down under the stands when they came out onto the field and then back in after the game.  At that point the dressing rooms were under the west side bleachers and the Horns entered and exited the field around the 50 on that side.   The other thing was those programs.  I still have a few left somewhere, but really wish I had saved more.  I also wish someone would do a collection of them online somewhere.   Again, you are talking about appealing to a 6 year old. 

That's back in the day when every little cafe had a Cowpokes calendar at the register, and you could buy Aggie Joke books in convenience stores.   Saturday mornings were sacred because that was the only time you had 3 hours of uninterrupted cartoons and seeing those program covers put Bevo on the same hero level as those heroes in the comic books.  And vice versa for the anti-heroes, like the bears and owls and aggies.  Very roadrunner and coyote in retrospect I guess.

Loved those oldie programs.  My uncle graduated in 1957, went to all the games and saved the programs for me.  I wished to God I still had them.

[Ty Webb 41]

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I started going to games about 64, I guess we I was 6.  Two things always made the games good at home.  One was being able to see guys down under the stands when they came out onto the field and then back in after the game.  At that point the dressing rooms were under the west side bleachers and the Horns entered and exited the field around the 50 on that side.   The other thing was those programs.  I still have a few left somewhere, but really wish I had saved more.  I also wish someone would do a collection of them online somewhere.   Again, you are talking about appealing to a 6 year old. 

That's back in the day when every little cafe had a Cowpokes calendar at the register, and you could buy Aggie Joke books in convenience stores.   Saturday mornings were sacred because that was the only time you had 3 hours of uninterrupted cartoons and seeing those program covers put Bevo on the same hero level as those heroes in the comic books.  And vice versa for the anti-heroes, like the bears and owls and aggies.  Very roadrunner and coyote in retrospect I guess.

The Stark Center has a collection of 100 or so game program covers.

https://archives.starkcenter.org/omeka/exhibits/show/longhorn-legacy/longhorn-legacy-intro

 

[Deej 77003]

28 minutes ago, Zone Read said:

Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.

That telescope is going to collapse, isn't it?

[Armybrat 40942]

19 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Loved those oldie programs.  My uncle graduated in 1957, went to all the games and saved the programs for me.  I wished to God I still had them.

 

[ousux 5602]

Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.

That's far too low key, you sure aggy is truly involved? If there were a few SEC stickers or a giant WHOOP! Then I'd believe it.

 

Those would be worth their weight in gold these days.