Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MAUFRAIS 6,630]

Dirty’s relic acquisition skills rivaling the ransom center

[Fletch 5,800]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Little Archie".

"Colt McCry".

"Radio".

 

 

Comic geniuses, every last one of them.

Cart McCry* 

One of their classier moments. God damn that game still pisses me off. 

[msucolt45 4,063]

My Dad played from 60-63 and he said there would be a program for that home game on each players seat/locker. He’d saved many and put them in a box decades ago. Now in his 80s, he has no idea where those are.

He gave his ‘63 season Cotton Bowl watch (vs Navy) to his brother, for his HS graduation present from him. His brother, now deceased, and of course there’s no idea where that is either.

Hook’em!!!

[markstanco 12,586]

This caught the eye of the X account Message Board Geniuses and they reposted it.

Those guys could have a sub just for aggy.

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

That's far too low key, you sure aggy is truly involved? If there were a few SEC stickers or a giant WHOOP! Then I'd believe it.Those would be worth their weight in gold these days.

They’re involved, someone has to mow the grass and mop the place.

[Tex Pete 20,405]

2 hours ago, Zone Read said:

Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.

Have you seen their contribution to the Colosseum?

[tbone_ 14,132]

What’s this nonsense about?

[Armybrat 40,854]

aggy being a jealous little shit.

Edited May 21 by Armybrat

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11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Have you seen their contribution to the Colosseum?

Aggie Healy, "Yes, I designed the Estadio Olympico right down the street..."  

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Loved those oldie programs.  My uncle graduated in 1957, went to all the games and saved the programs for me.  I wished to God I still had them.

Going back and re-reading this makes me feel old and sad. My uncle passed away 8 years ago, his family never permanently leaving Austin. He had 2 sons older, 1 younger and 1 the same age as me. Whenever we visited he always made sure to pay attention and spend time with me going over all things Longhorns. Sure miss them good ole days...

[Born Burnt 6,182]

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe it's because I'm just not very smart, but I find this program artwork utterly bizarre and confusing.

You probably want to stay away from the Aggy AI thread

[nnm 36,477]

Just now, Born Burnt said:

You probably want to stay away from the Aggy AI thread

Good advice in general. 

[TrashMaster G 17,571]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

What’s this nonsense about?

aggy stupidity.

Any other questions?

[Lerka Lerka 1,087]

4 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Dirty’s relic acquisition skills rivaling the ransom center

The Jimbo plaque is a nice touch. 

[Cajun 11,722]

Great catch.  I did not see that.

[Jersey Man10 3,538]

Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.

The lady at our star party said that when she mentioned anything UT related, some people would hiss in the crowd and she never knew why until someone explained that it was because they were aggys and turdition.

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

3 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

The lady at our star party said that when she mentioned anything UT related, some people would hiss in the crowd and she never knew why until someone explained that it was because they were aggys and turdition.

Freaking morons can NEVER leave their turdish behavior at home.

[Longboard Horn 40,388]

Thoughts?

 

[GreenspointTexas 9,662]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Thoughts?

 

Fuck no. We already have a the best rivalry trophy there is. Dont need some bullshit, manufactured johnny come lately crap

[BrazilHorn 6,620]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Thoughts?

 

Texas a&m isn’t a rival. Texas has a ~75% win rate vs them. OU is a rival. 
 

Just because aggy builds this game up and centers their lives around beating UT or doing “Horns down” at random times when they aren’t even playing Texas by no means forces Texas to go along with the charade of being rivals. 

aggy is and has always been a little brother type annoyance 

[Deej 76,855]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Thoughts?

 

 

[horngrad03 1,148]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

 

[Js1 85,447]

4 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Texas a&m isn’t a rival. Texas has a ~75% win rate vs them. OU is a rival. 
 

Just because aggy builds this game up and centers their lives around beating UT or doing “Horns down” at random times when they aren’t even playing Texas by no means forces Texas to go along with the charade of being rivals. 

aggy is and has always been a little brother type annoyance 

I saw someone say that this rivalry is deserving of a better trophy because of its prestige.

Prestige? It wasn’t played for over a decade after they left for the SEC. When was the last time both teams had championship implications going into the game? It’s nothing like TX-OU in terms of national prestige and a launching pad for playoffs. 

[Beau Vine 54,295]

4 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Texas a&m isn’t a rival. Texas has a ~75% win rate vs them. OU is a rival. 
 

Just because aggy builds this game up and centers their lives around beating UT or doing “Horns down” at random times when they aren’t even playing Texas by no means forces Texas to go along with the charade of being rivals. 

aggy is and has always been a little brother type annoyance 

Way back in the day, a GaTech fan on rsfc had an incredible post discussing what to call "rivals" that weren't actually good enough to be actual rivals.

I've forgotten the winning percentages that he used to delineate, but it was something like:

 

Winning Percentage in the Series    Terminology

Greater than 35%                                  "Rival"

20-35%                                               "Punch-drunk Sparring Partner"

Under 20%                                            "Lapdog Toady"

[pyrohornIII 4,816]

15 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Dirty’s relic acquisition skills rivaling the ransom center

Tall Boys, Generic Beer, Champale.  Those bring back memories.    I remember the day we cut class to go the the local Maverick Market to buy one of the first six packs of Coors that hit our town.  Or maybe we pilfered it.  Always depended on who was working.

[pyrohornIII 4,816]

10 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

The lady at our star party said that when she mentioned anything UT related, some people would hiss in the crowd and she never knew why until someone explained that it was because they were aggys and turdition.

They never miss a chance to showcase their irrelevance.

[NWAustinDude 2,252]

 

[Armybrat 40,854]

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Freaking morons can NEVER leave their turdish behavior at home.

Rude mofos…..and not the good Surly kind.

[Tex Long 4,409]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Way back in the day, a GaTech fan on rsfc had an incredible post discussing what to call "rivals" that weren't actually good enough to be actual rivals.

I've forgotten the winning percentages that he used to delineate, but it was something like:

 

Winning Percentage in the Series    Terminology

Greater than 35%                                  "Rival"

20-35%                                               "Punch-drunk Sparring Partner"

Under 20%                                            "Lapdog Toady"

 

Lapdog Toady isn't bad at all. Sorta thinking List-Eater and The Lapdog Toadies.

[deft 6,857]

I saw them at the backroom back in 98.

[jimmyjazz 45,997]

6 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Texas a&m isn’t a rival. Texas has a ~75% win rate vs them.

~ 0.65 (69-37-5, so how you count ties affects the calculation)

 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Way back in the day, a GaTech fan on rsfc had an incredible post discussing what to call "rivals" that weren't actually good enough to be actual rivals.

Which one was that?  I can hardly remember who aligned with what schools at this point (save the Okies and Aggies).

[Beau Vine 54,295]

Pretty sure it was Mark Mitchell.

[closetojumping 62,763]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Pretty sure it was Mark Mitchell.

What is “rsfc”?

[jimmyjazz 45,997]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

What is “rsfc”?

OK, boomer.

[markstanco 12,586]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

When was the last time both teams had championship implications going into the game?

Off the top of my head, only twice in the last 20 years (05 and 09)?  And even so, both were won by double digits AT their shitty stadium. 

[Js1 85,447]

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Off the top of my head, only twice in the last 20 years (05 and 09)?  And even so, both were won by double digits AT their shitty stadium. 

I was wondering when  BOTH teams were contenders. 05 aggy ended 5-6 and 09 aggy ended 6-7

Im talking end of season clash between two teams vying for top 2 in the BCS or at least a BCS bowl berth 

[n64ra 1,086]

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I was wondering when  BOTH teams were contenders. 05 aggy ended 5-6 and 09 aggy ended 6-7

Im talking end of season clash between two teams vying for top 2 in the BCS or at least a BCS bowl berth 

1939?

 

(It's a joke. We were 5-4 that season.)

Edited May 21 by n64ra

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,493]

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I was wondering when  BOTH teams were contenders. 05 aggy ended 5-6 and 09 aggy ended 6-7

Im talking end of season clash between two teams vying for top 2 in the BCS or at least a BCS bowl berth 

Last time Texas and Aggy played with anything remotely of consequence on the line for both teams was 1995. They had a 5-1 record in the SWC and Texas had a 6-0 record heading into the final SWC game, winner took conference. Of course, per tradition, aggy shit the bed and Texas flexed in a historic moment.

[Js1 85,447]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Last time Texas and Aggy played with anything remotely of consequence on the line for both teams was 1995. They had a 5-1 record in the SWC and Texas had a 6-0 record heading into the final SWC game, winner took conference. Of course, per tradition, aggy shit the bed and Texas flexed in a historic moment.

So almost 30 years. Really prestigious 

[n64ra 1,086]

Just now, Js1 said:

So almost 30 years. Really prestigious 

A quick view of wiki tells me 1995 was a #9 Texas vs #16 aggy matchup. They only one I see where both were top five is 1975 with #5 Texas vs #2 aggy.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,493]

3 minutes ago, n64ra said:

A quick view of wiki tells me 1995 was a #9 Texas vs #16 aggy matchup. They only one I see where both were top five is 1975 with #5 Texas vs #2 aggy.

JS1 said "at least vying for a BCS bowl berth." Winner of the SWC in 1995 got an automatic berth into the bowl alliance, which is what they called the BCS before it was called the BCS. That win got Texas a sugar bowl berth.

[markstanco 12,586]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I was wondering when  BOTH teams were contenders. 05 aggy ended 5-6 and 09 aggy ended 6-7

Im talking end of season clash between two teams vying for top 2 in the BCS or at least a BCS bowl berth 

In that case you would have to go back 50+ years if at all. Probably pre-dates @Armybrat but maybe he could chime in. 

[TxEx84 405]

Yeah, 1975 is the only one I remember that was two top ten teams.  Aggy went right for Marty Akins injured knee in 1st quarter to knock him out.  Cheap shot, bastards.

[statsman 5,473]

43 minutes ago, n64ra said:

A quick view of wiki tells me 1995 was a #9 Texas vs #16 aggy matchup. They only one I see where both were top five is 1975 with #5 Texas vs #2 aggy.

In 1975, #2 undefeated Aggy beat one loss Texas 20-10, in B/CS (that was the game where they intentionally took out QB Marty Akins’ knees). The Ags had the inside lane on not only the Cotton Bowl, but the MnC after the win. 
 
Of course they lost the next game, upset by Arkansas, and then lost the Liberty Bowl to USC. They finished 10th and Texas finished (after a bowl win over top 10 Colorado) 6th. 
 
Poor Aggies. 

[Tex Pete 20,405]

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

 When was the last time both teams had championship implications going into the game? It’s nothing like TX-OU in terms of national prestige and a launching pad for playoffs. 

Never. The teams are never both good at the same time.

When aggy cheated their asses off (mid-80s to mid-90s, to be more specific about WHICH period they were cheating their asses off), they were good and we weren't. For most of the rest of history, we have been good and they have not.

[C-Man 27,235]

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Is Graham Harmon or Gig Em Gazette a real thing or some AI/ChatGPT generated "fan site"? I can't find a pic of Harmon online anywhere. Here's another gem article from him:

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/anonymous-coaches-survey-weigman-will-be-elite-ewers-slammed-as-overhyped?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3J9Qr0T7HmBeJyXYsrXysOzRg-uLiNQMfhkFE1bAIX9khbMC0ZJz3SweU_aem_AXb0D-ePvrx12MxekEC9O9TABQOYoGUVU4SCBnB7l-qoJbr4xmncDa7mOrZnshoHyBdylILpzwhXW5IawuiX0o98

Quote

 

Texas A&M football: Anonymous coaches survey from The Athletic says Weigman "will be elite"; Longhorns' Quinn Ewers called "overhyped"

It's getting close to the summer time, and as Texas A&M football fans well know, that means it's talking season. One of the staples of this time of year, no matter the sport, is the anonymous industry survey of coaches. Outlets will often consult their coaching sources for quotes on everything ranging from rule changes, to other coaches, to players in the sport.

It is this latter category that is the subject of this article. The Athletic conducted a survey of college football coaches to ask them about the upcoming class of quarterbacks, given the hugely talented crop we just saw hit the NFL in last month's draft.

The results were illuminating. Carson Beck drew rave reviews; Shedeur Sanders was given his fair share of respect; opinions were shared on Jaxson Dart, Cam Ward, and others. It's definitely worth the read if you have a subscription—the article is paywalled.

The most striking thing to me, however, was the contrast in evaluation between Texas A&M football's Conner Weigman and Texas's Quinn Ewers. There is no shortage of hype for the latter after the year the Longhorns just had—after all, his name continues to be mentioned as a leader in preseason Heisman discussions—but Weigman remains a bit underexposed after having only started eight total games over the past two years.

Nevertheless, the Aggie signal caller was the object of high praise; a Power 4 DC who faced Weigman called him "very gifted and very tough." That same coach went on to say Conner was "the most complete quarterback I've seen in awhile... he will be elite." He closed with the quip, "He's scary."

I'm not telling Aggie fans anything they don't know here, but seeing an opposing coach lavish praise on #15 like this is nice. What was not so nice, though, was the way opposing coaches spoke about Quinn Ewers, the golden child down in Austin (one of them, at least).

Ewers was skewered as "inconsistent," "overhyped," and "average athletically." An opposing DB coach remarked that "you just see a bunch of stuff where you wonder what he's doing out there." Another coach acknowledged how good of a job Steve Sarkisian does "setting things up for him," but remarked that, even with that inherent advantage, there are points where he still "seems to be a little timid."

Ewers has returned to Austin for his fourth year of college football after his draft prospects failed to rise highly enough—it's hard to imagine him having been higher than a late day 2 pick at most this last year. Given these evaluations, it seems like he has a long way to go before he even comes close to the first-round projections that his recruitment drew.

This will be an extremely interesting storyline to follow this year. I doubt you will find many Texas fans who are lower on Ewers than they are on Weigman, but that perception seems to be out of step with the evaluation of coaches around the country. Can Ewers turn that around? Given all we've seen from him for two years now, I wouldn't bet on it.

 

 

[C-Man 27,235]

Well, found a picture of Graham -- apparently, the only one -- and it's probably just what you'd expect.

[nnm 36,477]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Is Graham Harmon or Gig Em Gazette a real thing or some AI/ChatGPT generated "fan site"? I can't find a pic of Harmon online anywhere. Here's another gem article from him:

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/anonymous-coaches-survey-weigman-will-be-elite-ewers-slammed-as-overhyped?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3J9Qr0T7HmBeJyXYsrXysOzRg-uLiNQMfhkFE1bAIX9khbMC0ZJz3SweU_aem_AXb0D-ePvrx12MxekEC9O9TABQOYoGUVU4SCBnB7l-qoJbr4xmncDa7mOrZnshoHyBdylILpzwhXW5IawuiX0o98

 

You may be onto something here.

Here’s my Chat GPT prompt:  Write a newspaper article which explains that Texas A&M is the most under-appreciated football program in America and the most likely to win the next national championship. Include a discussion of why the star players at the University of Texas are overrated and not likely to succeed. 

Result:

Spoiler

### Texas A&M: The Unsung Titan of College Football Poised for Championship Glory

**COLLEGE STATION, TX** — In the sprawling landscape of college football, where media hype often overshadows genuine skill, Texas A&M University's football program stands as a beacon of understated excellence. As the Aggies gear up for another season, the murmurs from College Station suggest a storm brewing—one that could very well end in a national championship.

For years, Texas A&M has been the wallflower at the dance, watching as other programs grabbed headlines and top billing. Yet, beneath this quiet demeanor lies a powerhouse program rich with talent, strategy, and ambition. The Aggies have not only recruited top-tier talent but have fostered an environment where athletes thrive under pressure, learn the virtues of teamwork, and execute plays with precision rarely seen on the collegiate gridiron.

In stark contrast, the stars of the University of Texas, often lauded as the crown jewels of college football, have not consistently translated their high school accolades into college success. Despite their top recruits, the Longhorns have struggled to maintain a top-tier status in the rankings, often faltering at critical moments during the season.

The difference maker for Texas A&M has been their ability to harness raw talent and mold it into something greater. The coaching staff at A&M, known for their tactical acumen, have consistently outmaneuvered their counterparts with innovative play-calling and a deep understanding of the game’s evolving dynamics. This approach has not only built a strong team spirit but has also prepared the Aggies to face the powerhouse teams with confidence and poise.

Looking ahead, the prospects for Texas A&M capturing the national championship appear bright. Their recruitment strategy, focused on versatility and resilience, has equipped them with players capable of adapting to any game scenario. Players like quarterback Jake Johnson, who has shown exceptional poise and leadership in high-stress games, are indicative of A&M’s depth of talent.

Meanwhile, at the University of Texas, the hype surrounding players like quarterback Sam Chilton seems disproportionate to their impact on the field. While undoubtedly skilled, Chilton and his cohort have yet to prove that they can carry their team through the challenges of a high-octane season where every game counts.

As the college football season approaches, the eyes of Texas might be upon the Longhorns, but those in the know are watching Texas A&M. It’s there, in College Station, where the seeds of a national championship are being sown, away from the glaring spotlight but very much in the heart of American football excellence. The time is ripe for the Aggies to step out of the shadows and into the blaze of glory that has eluded them for too long.

Take 2. 
Chat GPT prompt:  Write a newspaper article explaining that Texas A&M’s hiring of new head football coach Mike Elko is leading to a culture change which will result in a national championship this year. Include a discussion of why the quarterback controversy at the University of Texas between current QB Quinn Ewers and rising sophomore Arch Manning will result in a disappointing season for the University of Texas, particularly because of the week-to-week grind of a SEC football schedule. 

Result:

Spoiler

**Texas A&M Eyes National Championship with New Coach Mike Elko at the Helm**

College Station, TX – In a bold move that has revitalized the Texas A&M football program, the Aggies' decision to bring on Mike Elko as their head coach is already promising to redefine their season, positioning them as a top contender for this year’s national championship. Elko, known for his strategic acumen and leadership, has quickly instituted a culture of discipline and high performance, stirring both excitement and high expectations among fans and players alike.

Elko's approach has been transformative, focusing on robust defense and a dynamic offense that leverages the talents of seasoned players. Under his guidance, the Aggies have developed a cohesive unit, with a clear vision for victory and a no-nonsense approach to competition. “We are building a program that believes in complete preparation and execution,” Elko stated in a recent press conference. “Our goal is nothing short of a national championship.”

Meanwhile, over in Austin, the University of Texas is facing a tumultuous season, marred by a brewing quarterback controversy that threatens to derail their ambitions. Current quarterback Quinn Ewers and rising sophomore Arch Manning are at the center of a heated battle for the starting spot, creating uncertainty and division within the team. This instability is particularly ill-timed as the Longhorns prepare to navigate the relentless week-to-week grind of a SEC football schedule, known for its intense physical and mental demands.

Experts predict that the quarterback dilemma could lead to inconsistent team performance and strategic hesitations. “When you have two quarterbacks, you don’t have one,” commented a seasoned sports analyst, highlighting the distraction and disruption caused by such uncertainties. As the Longhorns struggle to find their rhythm, the constant pressure and high stakes of the SEC could exacerbate the situation, leading to a disappointing season.

In contrast, Texas A&M’s stable leadership under Elko and the unified vision he has fostered are proving to be the Aggies' greatest strengths. With a clear starting lineup and a well-defined game plan, the Aggies are demonstrating the kind of consistency and focus that championship teams are made of.

As the season progresses, all eyes will be on Texas A&M to see if Coach Elko can maintain the momentum and seize the championship opportunity. Simultaneously, the University of Texas will need to resolve its quarterback woes to avoid a season that falls short of expectations. The tale of these two teams encapsulates the thrilling highs and unforgiving lows of college football, where leadership can make or break a team’s championship dreams.

Took me 30 seconds each time. That’ll be $16 per month. Thanks. 

Edited May 21 by nnm

[pyrohornIII 4,816]

52 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

Yeah, 1975 is the only one I remember that was two top ten teams.  Aggy went right for Marty Akins injured knee in 1st quarter to knock him out.  Cheap shot, bastards.

 

48 minutes ago, statsman said:

In 1975, #2 undefeated Aggy beat one loss Texas 20-10, in B/CS (that was the game where they intentionally took out QB Marty Akins’ knees). The Ags had the inside lane on not only the Cotton Bowl, but the MnC after the win. 
 
Of course they lost the next game, upset by Arkansas, and then lost the Liberty Bowl to USC. They finished 10th and Texas finished (after a bowl win over top 10 Colorado) 6th. 
 
Poor Aggies. 

I was at the game against TCU when he got that knee injured.  All the air went out of the stadium.  Wasn't it Lester Hayes who targeted his knee in the Thanksgiving game?   

A&M always had the propensity to choke when the stakes got high.  Always.  Still do.  I expect nothing less from their appearance in the CWS.

 

 

[Beau Vine 54,295]

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

Meanwhile, at the University of Texas, the hype surrounding players like quarterback Sam Chilton seems disproportionate to their impact on the field.

Can't argue with that...