Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Tex Pete 20,443]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Probably wouldn't be difficult to have one made. aggy did. 

You should have seen when they discovered fire.

Too bad it took them longer to discover how to stack logs.

[Dennis Taylor 18,855]

6 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

A. That's hilarious 

B. How did you embed instagram posts?

[Tex Long 4,438]

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

Slept with Jimbo's wife

Fails to narrow the list significantly.

[Beau Vine 54,395]

Edited May 23 by Beau Vine

[speed817 19,458]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Glad I'm working from home today because I could not control my laughter seeing these pics lol

[GreenspointTexas 9,664]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is that dude on the left the bad guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

[Deej 76,902]

Indecency with a child or a kid?

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,855]

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Uhmmm...unfortunate ties 

https://texassports.com/sports/baseball/roster/preston-hoffart/11733

And

https://magnoliapharmacy.com/meet-the-experts

 

From the article in the tweet

Quote

The lawsuit alleges Johnson, Randolph and Hoffart repeatedly sexually assaulted L.H., who was 13 at the time. Hoffart also drove L.H. to Houston to be sexually assaulted by Daniel Savala, a registered sex offender who was viewed as a religious leader and mentor in the Chi Alpha chapter at Texas A&M and in Mountain Valley Fellowship in College Station, where L.H. and his family were members of the congregation.

Disgusting 

Edited May 23 by Dennis Taylor

[Tex Pete 20,443]

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Uhmmm...unfortunate ties 

https://texassports.com/sports/baseball/roster/preston-hoffart/11733

From the article in the tweet

Disgusting 

You can't help who you're related to. IIRC, this story/case has been ongoing for over a year.

Now, will A&M build them a statue ala JoePed at Penn State? That is the question.

[Dennis Taylor 18,855]

Ran out of edit time but wanted to add disgusting regardless of victim gender but male had to be tbe heavy betting favorite 

[Biff Tannen 45,715]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A. That's hilarious 

B. How did you embed instagram posts?

Instagram auto-embeds now.

[Beau Vine 54,395]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Uhmmm...unfortunate ties 

https://texassports.com/sports/baseball/roster/preston-hoffart/11733

And

https://magnoliapharmacy.com/meet-the-experts

 

Pedo Ryan Hoffart is apparently not the same guy...

Spoiler

 

 

Edited May 23 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 54,395]

 

[ousux 5,601]

 

He's fueled by coffee, faith AND pederasty?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,502]

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

[MAUFRAIS 6,633]

It’s like if Wallace Shawn’s dad was the editor of Guns & Ammo

[Born Burnt 6,182]

11 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading.

[CosmoDog 320]

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

It’s like if Wallace Shawn’s dad was the editor of Guns & Ammo

Wallace Shawn reference … bonus points.

I met him a while back in Austin when the Vortex performed his banned play. Interesting to say the least.

[Deej 76,902]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

 

[ousux 5,601]

If aggy ever gets into cloning or bespoke DNA engineering (and you know they will eventually) that's exactly the sort of results I'd expect.

[Wishbone 4,777]

4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Is that dude on the left the bad guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,539]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Bible thumping turdition

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,502]

40 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

Needs more warm milk 

[Royale with cheese 1,467]

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Needs more warm milk 

 

[Tex Pete 20,443]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

[Horn117 648]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,502]

3 minutes ago, Horn117 said:

 

That's exactly what we mean when you call someone a slack jawed F@ggot

[texasdago 7,578]

These tools are so insufferable...

If you look carefully, his trailer hitch cover is a longhorn with sawed-off horns dangling on the side.  Dork.

 

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

36 minutes ago, texasdago said:

These tools are so insufferable...

If you look carefully, his trailer hitch cover is a longhorn with sawed-off horns dangling on the side.  Dork.

 

The Honda Ridgeline is perfect for a couple fat chicks or if you simply enjoy balls in your face. Not my cup of tea but I am certainly judging.

[Tigersnake 670]

18 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

Hell of a voice though. Gotdamn shame 

 

[texasdago 7,578]

20 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

The Honda Ridgeline is perfect for a couple fat chicks or if you simply enjoy balls in your face. Not my cup of tea but I am certainly judging.

He could be driving a Ferrari 458... as soon as you slap that Texas A&M Former Cult sticker on there, you're a tool.  

[TrashMaster G 17,590]

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

These tools are so insufferable...

If you look carefully, his trailer hitch cover is a longhorn with sawed-off horns dangling on the side.  Dork.

 

Why are you protecting this tool's identity?

[texasdago 7,578]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why are you protecting this tool's identity?

Yeah, I don't know... drove really slowly, too.  

[jimmyjazz 46,111]

I stopped blanking out license plates on posted photos a while back.  They're visible to everyone in traffic, what is the privacy issue?

[ousux 5,601]

I stopped blanking out license plates on posted photos a while back.  They're visible to everyone in traffic, what is the privacy issue?

TSRH.
Unless you know someone with access that is willing to risk losing their job for you (or it IS you)...what info can be had with a license plate?

[General Specific 3,267]

While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading.

Don’t care, fired Jimbo!

[Al Czervik 1,229]

On 5/23/2024 at 5:47 AM, speed817 said:

 

The Surly missing opportunities to turn this into a tshirt from the start is pure Surly.  

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

59 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

The Surly missing opportunities to turn this into a tshirt from the start is pure Surly.  

[MontereyMX 869]

8 hours ago, texasdago said:

These tools are so insufferable...

If you look carefully, his trailer hitch cover is a longhorn with sawed-off horns dangling on the side.  Dork.

 

and drives a Honda pickup 

[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

23 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading.

[speed817 19,458]

26 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Forealz man.....

[TrashMaster G 17,590]

On 5/23/2024 at 5:06 PM, Born Burnt said:

While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading.

I've got news for you, skippy... it's every bit as real as the original.

[Leanderman 2,276]

"While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading."

[Hagbard Celine 10,912]

i want that

[SurlyBDR 22,834]

[Armybrat 40,887]

21 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading."

So was Jimbo.

[TrashMaster G 17,590]

11 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Wtf???

What in the world is there to be jealous of?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,502]

21 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

We all want to be losers and mediocre. They're so smart. 

[Longboard Horn 40,476]

[Willfully Horn 8,048]

59 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf???

What in the world is there to be jealous of?

I get the impression some are jealous of the way they fall in line and unite behind a fictional narrative.