Tell Me About Texas a&m

[deadshank 24653]

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We shouldn’t play them on Thanksgiving. 

Of course, we should.  The more precipitous the fall the better.  Ruined holiday and ruined family gatherings.   What’s not to like?  

[nnm 36405]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

We should play them early in the season to get them out of the way. If they wanna keep playing LSU on Thanksgiving I could care less. 

How much less?

[Tex Long 4399]

On 5/29/2024 at 10:48 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Well, equestrian, you stupid sip. The best  sport ever. 

You can't spell equestrian without Meat Pimp?

 

 

 

[Deej 76791]

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Of course, we should.  The more precipitous the fall the better.  Ruined holiday and ruined family gatherings.   What’s not to like?  

I don't know. Beat them in early and ruin the rest of their season.

Edited May 31 by Deej

[utee94 15823]

If we beat them early then we're just the "early setback."  I'd prefer to beat them late and participate in the complete derailing of the ag roller coaster.

[PvilleStang 2906]

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Alberts and all of College Station is scared shitless of Texas. They talk that shit but they know what's coming. They won't admit it, but an anal raping is coming.

I concur. Why play a glorified AAC team? If we win we're supposed to win, if we lose we gain nothing. 

Man, I really hope you're right, but aggy has wet dreams about this game, while it's more of a trap game on our schedule.  After last year's Cougar High game, anything can happen...

[deadshank 24653]

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

I don't know. Beat them in early and ruin the rest of their season.

I'd rather snatch it  away from them at the end.  Stride in to ruin their Normal Rockwell-esque gathering with their favorite sheep dates and Applebee's take out and leave them slack jawed and destroyed.

[Armybrat 40846]

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

At this point, there's no particular need to play those dorks on Thanksgiving or even that weekend.  Fuck it, pick a random Saturday in September.  Saw varsity's horns off, whoop and lose like usual.

Why not the weekend in early November that the SEC traditionally reserves for cupcake games for all its members?

Edited May 31 by Armybrat

[Frank Drebin 5639]

21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The a&m team that lost at home to both Florida and LSU?

Maybe 3 TDs.

That 2012 A&M team could not defend the spread offense.  Their defense was protected by playing in the SEC as it was largely plodding pro style offenses.  They gave up 57 points to La Tech.  VY's team would have scored every time it got the ball.

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

I don't know. Beat them in early and ruin the rest of their season.

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

If we beat them early then we're just the "early setback."  I'd prefer to beat them late and participate in the complete derailing of the ag roller coaster.

WHEN we beat them early, they have to shut up for the rest of the season

they can't pivot to "ran out of time" "fixed" "evil sips" or whatever 5 minutes after the final whistle

they have to play out the season and there is no 'next year' while they are still in that seaason

the flip side, they win 1 of 4, and in those seasons, they will be drinking from the jizzjar nonstop and inevitably not make the win stand up through the rest of the killer sec schedule

and this puts in play the worst-case scenario, beating us early AND THEN having to do it again in an atlanta rematch

make it the sec opener for both and get it out of the way

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Why not the weekend in early November that the SEC traditionally reserves for cupcake games for all its members?

a 9-game conference schedule eliminates that tradition

fcs games will still happen but they will have to be played early, or there is no room for a regular season bye

[Tex Long 4399]

Play the game Week 0. Paris, London, Rome, Dublin, Sydney...

As noted, more satisfying to destroy their whole season right off the bat.

Make it so.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

43 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

WHEN we beat them early, they have to shut up for the rest of the season

they can't pivot to "ran out of time" "fixed" "evil sips" or whatever 5 minutes after the final whistle

 

[TrashMaster G 17557]

I'm laughing and shaking my head at you people thinking they would ever shut up under any scenario.  It's like you've never met those gomers.

[closetojumping 62725]

5 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Man, I really hope you're right, but aggy has wet dreams about this game, while it's more of a trap game on our schedule.  After last year's Cougar High game, anything can happen...

This is not a one way rivalry. Texas will not be confused about who they’re playing and what is on the line against ATM. That’s always been the case and a big reason why there have been so few upsets historically.  

[Beau Vine 54230]

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

We should play them early in the season to get them out of the way. If they wanna keep playing LSU on Thanksgiving I could care less. 

But now that we're  in the SEC, aren't we supposed to play a tomato can in November?

[Beau Vine 54230]

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

WHEN we beat them early, they have to shut up for the rest of the season

"If we'd played this game in November, we would have won!"

[TrashMaster G 17557]

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"If we'd played this game in November, we would have won!"

Yep, precisely.

[General Specific 3261]

LO FUCKING L if some of you think aggy ever shuts the fuck up!

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

17 minutes ago, General Specific said:

LO FUCKING L if some of you think aggy ever shuts the fuck up!

they shut up when their mouth is full of sheep cock

[closetohumping 17442]

[Beau Vine 54230]

[Modessit 5601]

They're taking about themselves right? Although I'm not sure when their "one good season" was, maybe the Johnny 8ball season?

[SurlyBDR 22791]

Never change, aggy...

[tbone_ 14123]

What exactly did CDC flaunt? Are they just mad that he showed up?

[SurlyBDR 22791]

5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

What exactly did CDC flaunt? Are they just mad that he showed up?

Spoiler

 

[msucolt45 4060]

aggy with their non-relevant dozen year head start to the SEC, wants to talk “been there done that,” to the newly assigned Horns and OU.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4060]

MFng aggy was mediocre in the following:

SWC, B12, and SEC! .500 ball ain’t claiming shit! Might as well be Miss State, but oh wait at least they’ve won a baseball NC.

Hook’em!!!

[Vertuzzi 1369]

36 minutes ago, Modessit said:

43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

They're taking about themselves right? Although I'm not sure when their "one good season" was, maybe the Johnny 8ball season?

And only finished 3rd in their division. What a season for them. That’s a real accomplishment. 

[msucolt45 4060]

Somebody needs to remind aggy that during Johnny’s “magical season,” they played TWO FCS schools and gave up 50+ to LA Tech!

Hook’em!!!

[The Gimp 346]

10 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

And only finished 3rd in their division. What a season for them. That’s a real accomplishment. 

Better than most of their seasons.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Aggy could only dream of 3 conference titles in 28 years. Our worst stretch in school history would be their glory years.

Edited June 1 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[jimmyjazz 45955]

Quote

Interesting angle.  Let's see how many "decent" seasons we've had in the last 20 years, using a top 10 ranking in the final AP poll as a somewhat arbitrary benchmark:

2004:  #5

2005:  #1

2007:  #10

2008:  #4

2009:  #2

2018:  #9

2023:  #3

 

Not an incredible run, to be sure, but pretty "decent" (to use their words.)  Let's apply the same criteria to their fine program:

2012:  #5

2020:  #4

 

Hmmm.

 

Edited June 1 by jimmyjazz

[msucolt45 4060]

aggy left the B12 for “relevance,” but never achieved it. Their hundred year decision turned into a decade plus, but oh well.

aggy will be begging to go back to the B12 by 2027. Mark it, stamp it, as it’ll be true. Just to escape Brother.

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12203]

11 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Man, I really hope you're right, but aggy has wet dreams about this game, while it's more of a trap game on our schedule.  After last year's Cougar High game, anything can happen...

The difference is we have substantially more talent and a better coach than they do. Sark has his shortcomings, but he did say he would be ready. 

[Armybrat 40846]

Sark should link this thread to all the players and coaches who are not acquainted with aggy and their history with Texas.

Especially the false narrative they have continually spewed about UT being the evil destroyer of conferences and cheaters. 
Educate them about the truth of aggy and their treatment of UT at the time of the Bonfire “Bowl”, their vandalism of Memorial Stadium and the 40 acres campus over the years. 
And about the lies they spread at their departure from the Big 12.

In fact, just link the players to TexAgs so they can read the the idiocy for themselves.

[Zeus 6024]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7msySbpZid/?igsh=MWtkbHpleW5xMjdiag==
 

[jimmyjazz 45955]

The Herpa Derpa run is definitely in the top 10 plays of all time when it comes to Longhorn football.  I was literally laughing as he bumbled downfield.

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

 

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

that didn't work right....

credit goes to @Hank_Hill

"They're terrified"

[Macklemore 2872]

LOL. poor aggy

 

[jimmyjazz 45955]

Aggies think that joining the SEC somehow voided the 2nd-tier status they enjoy in the state of Texas as an academic institution.

No.  You changed athletic conferences.  That's it.  Your school is still in College Station, TX.  It's still academically inferior to UT and Rice.  Ironically, Aggies are doing everything they can to further widen that gulf by admitting anyone with a pulse, because somehow they perceive it as a badge of honor to be the largest university in the United States.

It's similar to their efforts to stay ahead of UT and DKR Memorial by repainting their bleacher stripes at Kyle Field to increase capacity.  Never mind that you just made all your lardass fans even more uncomfortable than they already were, biggest stadium in Texas whoop!

Fucking idiots.

[tbone_ 14123]

Spoiler

 

That might be the single dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

[Pancho 44803]

It’s pretty clear what A&M is doing. 

They are trying to make Texas be perceived as the bad guy coming in to ruin the conference. The reason A&M is doing this? Because they are coming to the realization that they themselves aren’t liked—at all—in the SEC. Why don’t other SEC schools like A&M? Because they talk so much shit and have 0 trophies or championships to show for it in any major sport. 

A&M manufactures stories to make themselves seem as if they are on part with Alabama, Ohio State, USC, Texas, ou, etc and want to be so badly, but yet they have nothing—NOTHING—to show that they do belong except a “recruiting national championship” where most of those players ended up leaving. 

A&M is doing what A&M does best—blame UT for their lack of success instead of realizing their lack of success is because of their own doing. 

[ousux 5597]

LOL. poor aggy
 

Thought it would be too long, but kudos to MBG for posting it.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

On 5/31/2024 at 1:43 AM, jimmyjazz said:

At this point, there's no particular need to play those dorks on Thanksgiving or even that weekend.  Fuck it, pick a random Saturday in September.  Saw varsity's horns off, whoop and lose like usual.

You forgot UNCOVER!, Farmers fight!, off the grass and off the wood!

[Murfdogg21 4412]

I hope the ass kicking in the first game back is so huge that the Longhorns in attendance get the “POOOOOOOR AGGIES” chant going early enough to make Dennis Franchione ask for a rolling clock. 

[Blotto 23511]

That line comparing Texas to Soviet Russia must have short circuited a few  brains. Talk about your  confusing messaging. 

[1bigtx 129]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Aggies think that joining the SEC somehow voided the 2nd-tier status they enjoy in the state of Texas as an academic institution.

No.  You changed athletic conferences.  That's it.  Your school is still in College Station, TX.  It's still academically inferior to UT and Rice.  Ironically, Aggies are doing everything they can to further widen that gulf by admitting anyone with a pulse, because somehow they perceive it as a badge of honor to be the largest university in the United States.

It's similar to their efforts to stay ahead of UT and DKR Memorial by repainting their bleacher stripes at Kyle Field to increase capacity.  Never mind that you just made all your lardass fans even more uncomfortable than they already were, biggest stadium in Texas whoop!

Fucking idiots.

The original plan for the aggi basketball arena was for it to have one more seat that the Erwin Center (classic penis envy). Anywhoo, during construction of said aggi arena the damned thing collapsed when it was just a frame. Someone forgot about securing insurance for construction so everything to that point was a total loss. With the construction funds that were left, a much smaller gymnasium was built for varsity aggi cagers.

[TrashMaster G 17557]

29 minutes ago, 1bigtx said:

The original plan for the aggi basketball arena was for it to have one more seat that the Erwin Center (classic penis envy). Anywhoo, during construction of said aggi arena the damned thing collapsed when it was just a frame. Someone forgot about securing insurance for construction so everything to that point was a total loss. With the construction funds that were left, a much smaller gymnasium was built for varsity aggi cagers.

Is this for real?

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