Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Beau Vine 54258]

13 hours ago, redswingline said:

The first time I heard that joke was via Greg Giraldo. He used it on Gilbert Gottfried in the Bob Saget roast.

"Who would fuck you? You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire"

RIP Giraldo

 

It sounded like something Roger Furlong would say.

[Valmy77 13247]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

I almost feel bad for aggy

I don't. Ungrateful motherfuckers.

If somebody told me before our season that we were going to have a 50 win season, our rival would lose in the Regionals to us on an embarrassing fielding error, and we would make it all the way to the National Championship series and we would just barely lose to the #1 national seed...oh but David Pierce is going to leave for A&M or OU or whatever. I would happily take that.

WTF is wrong with A&M fans? They have their best season ever, a great season by anybody's standard, and they act this insane? How can a fanbase whose team has won so little be this spoiled and take it for granted this much?

So no. Fuck them. They should be on their knees in gratitude they got 3 seasons of Schlossnagle and thinking about how they can build on that success.

But nope. Send death threats instead. Act like they are the victim. Gross.

Edited June 27 by Valmy77

[Nivek 16946]

They are perpetual victims. And simultaneously tough guys who can move on, despite all evidence to the contrary. They need a code of honor because they intrinsically have none.

[Scholz 11944]

53 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF is wrong with A&M fans?

1939. They thought their embarrassing, pitiful drought was over, fell flat per usual and then one day later had their baseball program gutted like a fish by their most hated enemy who’s about to enter their precious conference against their will. Apoplectic, unhinged, perennial losers. They’ve absolutely lost their shit.

[Nivek 16946]

17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

1939. They thought their embarrassing, pitiful drought was over, fell flat per usual and then one day later had their baseball program gutted like a fish by their most hated enemy who’s about to enter their precious conference against their will. Apoplectic, unhinged, perennial losers. They’ve absolutely lost their shit.

In other words, 

Ass To Mouth

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

11 minutes ago, Nivek said:

In other words, 

Ass To Mouth

 

Taking Schloss= Eating the Cuttlefish and Asparagus 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

https://thebatt.com/news/am-may-terminate-sidelines-espn-deal/

“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

[Scholz 11944]

That was a Bennigans 10 in Midland back in the day

[Blotto 23560]

 

Does she have two buttholes like Chad Briscoe?

Edited June 27 by Blotto

[ousux 5598]

.

Tucker Carlson got a haircut and plays college baseball? Who knew

[Beau Vine 54258]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF is wrong with A&M fans?

[Leanderman 2275]

Gomers tears were flowing so badly today no one was offered an upgrade at the airport rental car kiosk 

[F250 28787]

Looch will not be getting any down time this year. By the time he settles down the fan base from their latest catastrophe football season will be kicking off.

aggy's last line of defense this year is this guy.

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF is wrong with A&M fans? They have their best season ever, a great season by anybody's standard, and they act this insane? How can a fanbase whose team has won so little be this spoiled and take it for granted this much?

They tasted success, and it was good….want more.

[Valmy77 13247]

21 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They tasted success, and it was good….want more.

Go get another dude. They now have some prestige behind their name. Or, you know, might if they weren't acting like lunatics.

Edited June 27 by Valmy77

[Rudiger 1163]

2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.

She and I graduated in the same high school class. Haven’t heard that name in….24 years. 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

She and I graduated in the same high school class. Haven’t heard that name in….24 years. 

PM sent.

[Dennis Taylor 18837]

2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.

 

8 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

She and I graduated in the same high school class. Haven’t heard that name in….24 years. 

Sounds like @Homesickhorn has more game than @Rudiger

[Steel Shank 9428]

That gash is in my wheelhouse.

[Rudiger 1163]

15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Sounds like @Homesickhorn has more game than @Rudiger

Quite likely. I hooked up with her friend though. 

[DaggerHorns 3085]

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

That gash is in my wheelhouse.

Punched lasagna with the odor of anchovies?

[Steel Shank 9428]

fuckin a

[Scholz 11944]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Looch will not be getting any down time this year.

I’ve been rocking out to “Higher” by Creed since Monday night.

[TreatyOak 16366]

[Deej 76839]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Looch will not be getting any down time this year. By the time he settles down the fan base from their latest catastrophe football season will be kicking off.

aggy's last line of defense this year is this guy.

I remember when Gordon Ramsey tried to save his and his brother's pizza parlor.

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18837]

34 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Quite likely. I hooked up with her friend though. 

@Homesickhorn knows the rules...

[Vic Mackey 47088]

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[Homesickhorn 2202]

Quite likely. I hooked up with her friend though. 

I hooked up with a ton of her friends, brother. This could become a fun name game drop.

[deft 6857]

 
Does she have two buttholes like Chad Briscoe?

Does she rub bird?

[Deej 76839]

18 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

I hooked up with a ton of her friends, brother. This could become a fun name game drop.

I'm glad you got that comma in there. 

[Armybrat 40851]

1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:

I hooked up with a ton of her friends, brother. This could become a fun name game drop.

Y’all get your t-shirts right here…..

 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

43 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm glad you got that comma in there. 

That comma doing some very, very heavy lifting 

[TreatyOak 16366]

[Horn117 648]

5 hours ago, ousux said:

On 6/26/2024 at 9:18 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Tucker Carlson got a haircut and plays college baseball? Who knew

[DFW Horn 6127]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

The taller kid needs to be holding the crybaby's sheep dolly up over his head, out of his reach.

But, otherwise a solid effort.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

6 hours ago, ousux said:

On 6/26/2024 at 9:18 AM, Vic Mackey said:

.

Tucker Carlson got a haircut and plays college baseball? Who knew

Thanks asshole, I can’t unsee this now…

[Longboard Horn 40373]

16 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

[Jkwellborn 6712]

 

One of the replies is by a guy calling himself Randaft Dook. Man, they really let that guy get to the them.

[Longboard Horn 40373]

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

One of the replies is by a guy calling himself Randaft Dook. Man, they really let that guy get to the them.

I know Randolph in real life(have had a few beers with him) and he always laughs at how riled up aggy grads get because they can't handle the truth. Besides Mack and Leach from back in the day, no one else can get under the aggy's skin like Randolph Duke. 

[MontereyMX 869]

36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I know Randolph in real life(have had a few beers with him) and he always laughs at how riled up aggy grads get because they can't handle the truth. Besides Mack and Leach from back in the day, no one else can get under the aggy's skin like Randolph Duke. 

how is RD doing these days?

[Longboard Horn 40373]

30 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

how is RD doing these days?

Not sure, haven't spoken to him in a while. He's still around the board. 

['stache 21823]

Thujone came out of retirement temporarily for this weeks aggy tears, but not Randy Duke?

[Armybrat 40851]

32 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Thujone came out of retirement temporarily for this weeks aggy tears, but not Randy Duke?

The people of Surly deserve better than this.

[LTtxfan 49279]

14 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’ve been rocking out to “Higher” by Creed since Monday night.

 

geez 😬

 

[Dennis Taylor 18837]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

It's kinda telling how easily the guy on left assumes the position then his facial expression starts getting real serious.  He's done that before 

[Longboard Horn 40373]

That opening quote sounds like a future ESPN 30 for 30 

 

[SHOOTER12 8811]

36 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

geez 😬

 

Dammit that was beyond painful

.

[YGIFS 19452]

Billy Luici covering a Creed love ballad during the week we got their baseball coach.

We are in the strangest fucking timeline. 

[Deej 76839]

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Billy Luici covering a Creed love ballad during the week we got their baseball coach.

We are in the strangest fucking timeline. 

check the date