Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Steel Shank 9,430]

I don't see a problem here. Let the man get aggy pumped up about being good. When reality rears it's beautiful head like it always does, the resulting anguish will be highly enjoyable. He's their prick tease.

['stache 21,825]

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Close, but not as close as this reality….

 

The most unrealistic scene in cinema history, that this bunch of homos (nttawwt) were heading to a whorehouse to bang women. Far more likely to head to the library for "The Best Little Glory Holes in Texas."

[Tex Long 4,415]

19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The most unrealistic scene in cinema history, that this bunch of homos (nttawwt) were heading to a whorehouse to bang women. Far more likely to head to the library for "The Best Little Glory Holes in Texas."

 The Best Little Glory Holes in Texas is a fucking awful name for a band, but a great name for a publication for... well, you know...

 

 

EDIT NTTAWWT

Edited July 8 by Tex Long

[Genco 3,041]

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I don't see a problem here. Let the man get aggy pumped up about being good. When reality rears it's beautiful head like it always does, the resulting anguish will be highly enjoyable. He's their prick tease.

[Deej 76,870]

14 hours ago, 'stache said:

The most unrealistic scene in cinema history, that this bunch of homos (nttawwt) were heading to a whorehouse to bang women. Far more likely to head to the library for "The Best Little Glory Holes in Texas."

They were heading to the Cock Ranch, which was just across the road from the Chicken Ranch.

[DFW Horn 6,134]

Cross-post

 

[ousux 5,601]

What is Pate smoking, ditchweed?

aggy got to him a while back, I think Looch has him on speed dial to pump him with aggy propaganda.

[DanTheHorn 4,939]

28 minutes ago, ousux said:

On 7/8/2024 at 10:13 AM, Armybrat said:

What is Pate smoking, ditchweed?

aggy got to him a while back, I think Looch has him on speed dial to pump him with aggy propaganda.

Don't think, the shit he says is verbatim Looch propaganda. Some of the stuff Pate says no one else in the media says other than Looch.

Edited July 10 by DanTheHorn

[Blotto 23,560]

When your primary source of income is determined by how many people click on links to hear your bullshit about college football, hyping  aggy seems like one of the easier ways to get a raise. Those goofy fucks probably just bought him a lake house. 

[Mittens 8,292]

 

[DFW Horn 6,134]

1 minute ago, Mittens said:

 

No shit, Ag Tag? 

[oldhorn2 431]

12 years and they managed to play UGA exactly once???

[markstanco 12,586]

12 years and they managed to play UGA exactly once???

So same as Texas. Who beat who in those games?

[msucolt45 4,063]

 

You think? Was that a group think tank in Houston that came up with that realization?

Hook’em!!!

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

Graham Whatzisname has weighed in on the B1G rumors...

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/people-need-to-stop-talking-about-texas-a-m-leaving-the-sec-for-the-big-10-01j2egjn6h07

And he included this absolute gem:

By contrast, Texas A&M’s longest trip in the SEC is to Columbia, South Carolina, for one of the most storied rivalries in the sport. The Bonham Trophy game is an annual tradition for generation of Aggies.

This has to be a bit, right?

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

This has to be a bit, right?

I guess the joke is on me. This entire time, I had thought their entire existence was a bit.

[Longboard Horn 40,413]

16 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

[Tex Pete 20,425]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Graham Whatzisname has weighed in on the B1G rumors...

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/people-need-to-stop-talking-about-texas-a-m-leaving-the-sec-for-the-big-10-01j2egjn6h07

And he included this absolute gem:

By contrast, Texas A&M’s longest trip in the SEC is to Columbia, South Carolina, for one of the most storied rivalries in the sport. The Bonham Trophy game is an annual tradition for generation of Aggies.

This has to be a bit, right?

The Bonham Trophy, "commissioned in 2013," is part of an annual tradition for a generation of Aggies? Their generations cover an extremely short time frame and must be easily entertained.

I have never heard of that trophy, and I am unaware of any South Carolina-A&M game that generated interest from anyone other than South Carolina or A&M fans. None of their games have ever had implications for anything other than the "SEC Champion of the state of South Carolina or Texas."

[Dennis Taylor 18,849]

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The Bonham Trophy, "commissioned in 2013," is part of an annual tradition for a generation of Aggies? Their generations cover an extremely short time frame and must be easily entertained.

I have never heard of that trophy, and I am unaware of any South Carolina-A&M game that generated interest from anyone other than South Carolina or A&M fans. None of their games have ever had implications for anything other than the "SEC Champion of the state of South Carolina or Texas."

Just another made up tradition 

[YGIFS 19,452]

2013?  When Manziel left?  There's a poor taste John Bonham joke in here somewhere

[Native Horn 3,505]

26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

2013?  When Manziel left?  There's a poor taste John Bonham joke in here somewhere

Makes ya wanna vomit, don't it?

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

New this year: All mobile tickets are tap-to-scan! 

Beginning this season, all mobile tickets will use tap-to-scan technology for entry on gamedays.  As you approach your gate, open your Apple or Google wallet and select your mobile ticket(s).  Simply present your mobile ticket by holding your phone close to the ticket scanner.  If you have multiple tickets, swipe left (or right) to view each ticket. Please note there will NOT be barcodes on mobile tickets this season. Screenshots will not be accepted.

[General Specific 3,262]

Graham Whatzisname has weighed in on the B1G rumors...
https://gigemgazette.com/posts/people-need-to-stop-talking-about-texas-a-m-leaving-the-sec-for-the-big-10-01j2egjn6h07
And he included this absolute gem:
By contrast, Texas A&M’s longest trip in the SEC is to Columbia, South Carolina, for one of the most storied rivalries in the sport. The Bonham Trophy game is an annual tradition for generation of Aggies.
This has to be a bit, right?

Ah yeah, the infamous Cocks & Cucks Bowl, never seen it!

[DFW Horn 6,134]

41 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Ah yeah, the infamous Cocks & Cucks Bowl, never seen it!

Cocks vs Cucks doesn't resonate like Catholics vs Convicts, but I'm stealing it anyway to mock aggy....and USCe.

[markstanco 12,586]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

New this year: All mobile tickets are tap-to-scan! 

Beginning this season, all mobile tickets will use tap-to-scan technology for entry on gamedays.  As you approach your gate, open your Apple or Google wallet and select your mobile ticket(s).  Simply present your mobile ticket by holding your phone close to the ticket scanner.  If you have multiple tickets, swipe left (or right) to view each ticket. Please note there will NOT be barcodes on mobile tickets this season. Screenshots will not be accepted.

Is this for aggy tickets? Because who gives a shit if so.  Or wrong forum?

[Valmy77 13,251]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The Bonham Trophy game is an annual tradition for generation of Aggies.

LOL "Generation of Aggies"

Aggies are considered fully adult by age 11.

Edited July 11 by Valmy77

[ousux 5,601]

New this year: All mobile tickets are tap-to-scan!  Beginning this season, all mobile tickets will use tap-to-scan technology for entry on gamedays.  As you approach your gate, open your Apple or Google wallet and select your mobile ticket(s).  Simply present your mobile ticket by holding your phone close to the ticket scanner.  If you have multiple tickets, swipe left (or right) to view each ticket. Please note there will NOT be barcodes on mobile tickets this season. Screenshots will not be accepted.

Sounds good, but every event I've gone to that used this it was actually slower. First you have the slapdicks who wait until the last second to find their QR code, then the people who have fucked up cracked screens so it takes 12 tries to scan.

Good in theory though.

[Mittens 8,292]

You may want to read that again.  There won't be any QR codes and it won't matter if the screen is shattered.

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

New this year: All mobile tickets are tap-to-scan! 

Beginning this season, all mobile tickets will use tap-to-scan technology for entry on gamedays.  As you approach your gate, open your Apple or Google wallet and select your mobile ticket(s).  Simply present your mobile ticket by holding your phone close to the ticket scanner.  If you have multiple tickets, swipe left (or right) to view each ticket. Please note there will NOT be barcodes on mobile tickets this season. Screenshots will not be accepted.

And this is thread-relevant how?

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

57 minutes ago, ousux said:

Sounds good, but every event I've gone to that used this it was actually slower. First you have the slapdicks who wait until the last second to find their QR code, then the people who have fucked up cracked screens so it takes 12 tries to scan.

Good in theory though.

No more QR codes.

[ousux 5,601]

No more QR codes.

Ahh ok, maybe it will work out now.

[markstanco 12,586]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

You may want to read that again.  There won't be any QR codes and it won't matter if the screen is shattered.

Poor @Armybrat, he has gone to his last UT game.

[Armybrat 40,858]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Poor @Armybrat, he has gone to his last UT game.

No shit, Mr. Watson….

 

[YGIFS 19,452]

I pictured you sending a carrier pigeon to DKR with a note attached, "Mr. & Mrs. Armybrat request validation of accommodation for two seats in the loge area, away from the unwashed, where we may festoon our sunhats and enjoy an afternoon of intercollegiate football leisure.  Please have our lemonades and parasols at the ready.  Make haste, and defer any question of detail to our valet as we will arrive in a fortnight.  Good day."  

[Royale with cheese 1,467]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I pictured you sending a carrier pigeon to DKR with a note attached, "Mr. & Mrs. Armybrat request validation of accommodation for two seats in the loge area, away from the unwashed, where we may festoon our sunhats and enjoy an afternoon of intercollegiate football leisure.  Please have our lemonades and parasols at the ready.  Make haste, and defer any question of detail to our valet as we will arrive in a fortnight.  Good day."  

Downton Bratton Abbey

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

On 7/7/2024 at 2:03 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

RIP to Shelly Duvall (pictured above) who passed awaytoday in Blanco.

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

The Hall of Champions is a little less empty today

 

[South Austin 52,526]

[deft 6,862]

[Steel Shank 9,430]

My family was sitting at the dinner table a couple days ago talking about the South Carolina-Texas A&M rivalry, so I think some you may need to slow your roll on criticizing this annual match-up that fuels excitement and fervor across the nation. 

[General Specific 3,262]

The Hall of Champions is a little less empty today
 

[deft 6,862]

My family was sitting at the dinner table a couple days ago talking about the South Carolina-Texas A&M rivalry, so I think some you may need to slow your roll on criticizing this annual match-up that fuels excitement and fervor across the nation. 

Undoubtedly. And just like in the Norman Rockwell painting, as ms shank was setting the main plate of turkeysmashburgers out, little Timmy shank said “that looks like it fucks” to which Billy sue replied “would definitely make a turd”.

[rage-a-holic 4,426]

53 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

The Hall of Champions is a little less empty today

 

wow, only $10k for that impressive trophy!

[Steel Shank 9,430]

8 minutes ago, deft said:

Undoubtedly. And just like in the Norman Rockwell painting, as ms shank was setting the main plate of turkeysmashburgers out, little Timmy shank said “that looks like it fucks” to which Billy sue replied “would definitely make a turd”.

Life is a circle.

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

6 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

wow, only $10k for that impressive trophy!

That's one big butt plug.

[Horn117 648]

12 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Life is a circle.

 

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's one big butt plug.

[msucolt45 4,063]

Generational morons they are. aggy will always aggy.

Hook’em!!!

[Tex Pete 20,425]

8 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

LOL "Generation of Aggies"

Aggies are considered fully adult by age 11.

Ackshualllly…it’s 12. 

[Scholz 11,952]

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

The Hall of Champions is a little less empty today

 

I don’t know what they said

[markstanco 12,586]

The Hall of Champions is a little less empty today
 

I clicked on the X link and scrolled maybe 10 posts and got bored. Still don’t know what it’s about but congrats to aggy for something in their 50,000 square foot hall of champions building.