Tell Me About Texas a&m

[BurntEyes 5958]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

tu is just a bunch of gays that loves breaking up conferences. They're going to ruin the SEC.

They are powerless idoits and the rest of the SEC already hates them.

I've got a distant cousin who goes to Bama and he was laughing about how terrible they are, even worse in person. He was at the game last year and said the tu fans were terrible, he couldn't beleavr it cause the time he came to Gigem ville he was actually treated so well. It was the best trip of his life.

[BurntEyes 5958]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

They are powerless idoits and the rest of the SEC already hates them.

I've got a distant cousin who goes to Bama and he was laughing about how terrible they are, even worse in person. He was at the game last year and said the tu fans were terrible, he couldn't beleavr it cause the time he came to Gigem ville he was actually treated so well. It was the best trip of his life.

They probably all love the anti-christian ball danglen Olypic intros. They have no real power at all and everyone hates them.

[BurntEyes 5958]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

They probably all love the anti-christian ball danglen Olypic intros. They have no real power at all and everyone hates them.

tu probably drew the hole thing up. 

They keep bosing everyone around and destroyed every conference they been in before.

SEC gonna teach them something.

It's funny cause they ain't win bull since forever.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

31 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

tu probably drew the hole thing up. 

They keep bosing everyone around and destroyed every conference they been in before.

SEC gonna teach them something.

It's funny cause they ain't win bull since forever.

Sunday Funday?

[Beau Vine 54208]

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part.  They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers.  There you go.

I am sorry, this is very close to perfection, but I cannot award this full marks because you inexplicably forgot to mention dildos.

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

but we haven't done anything yet

how can they get po'ed at us when we haven't done anything yet

We beat Bama at home last year….you just don’t do that….then we made Saban quit….we screwed up their conference…they are just scared!  They now have to lash out.

[jimmyjazz 45889]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We beat Bama at home last year….you just don’t do that….then we made Saban quit….we screwed up their conference…they are just scared!  They now have to lash out.

1.  Milroe was still raw, they were a totally different team at the end of the year

2.  you just don't understand the week-in, week-out grind of SEC footbaw

[msucolt45 4056]

i don't have time to fuck with secrant but someone absolutely needs to ask in every forum - are they really actually po'ed at us already? - what have we done in our first 28 days in the league that's pissed off anyone?

I think that by us and OUsux almost mandates 9 conference games after 2025. No longer will they have the annual “cupcake” November home game that each have relished, while 50% of the rest of the country experiences a loss.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4056]

Plus adding us and OUsux actually brings another conference loss to most teams, while a conference matchup takes the gimme away.

Hook’em!!!

[markstanco 12571]

15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

He might invite you down to the parking lot for fisticuffs

[TreatyOak 16311]

Guys, I know I write of lot of stupid stuff here, but I'm gonna be serious;

I'm really, really scared of SEC leader Texas A&M University

• They have traditions that we can't even comprehend, like Bonfire
• They have the cleanest program and the top academics. Don't believe me? SEE THE BILLBOARD
• They have the most spirit and they have the most welcoming fans
• They throw money around like it's nothing and have set records for coach buyouts 
• They have faced the SEC gauntlet and dominated FOR YEARS!
• And they almost made the playoffs in 2020!!!

We have NEVER played the level of SEC teams that we now face, and we can't understand what it takes to do it as well as Aggy has. Just look at MURDERERS ROW that we are facing this season: 

• Mississippi State
• Vanderbilt
• Florida
• Arkanas
• Kentucky
• TEXAS A&M 

That's why I continue to DEMAND that we stage the first annual Surly Horns / TexAgs VIRTUAL SUMMIT so we can learn from them what it takes.

We do it on Zoom. We listen and we LEARN.

 
 

Edited July 29 by TreatyOak

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

On 7/28/2024 at 4:27 PM, jimmyjazz said:

They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part.  They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers.  There you go.

You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos

[Zeus 6014]

How is new Mexico aggy so much better than tamu aggy?

15 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos

Wave one dildo and that becomes your whole Identity to brainlets. 

[Armybrat 40822]

16 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You missed out on dildo waving queers, sir. We wave dildos

As I recall, those were coeds waving those dildos, not the usual Surly assholes.

[nnm 36351]

 

[General Specific 3253]

And TIL a Cybertruck could get uglier!

[TrashMaster G 17547]

52 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

"Siri, how can I make the ugliest vehicle on the road even uglier?"

[Armybrat 40822]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Siri, how can I make the ugliest vehicle on the road even uglier?"

Put an SEC sticker on it too.

[Cody2422 270]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was.  Pictures do not do it justice.  It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen.  I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous?  He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool.  He's 11 so I gave him a pass.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

15 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was.  Pictures do not do it justice.  It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen.  I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous?  He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool.  He's 11 so I gave him a pass.

pictures don't do a good job of showing just how fucking big the cybertruck is. If it were, like, Delorean sized, maybe it wouldn't be *too* bad, but the thing is the size of a fucking SUV. It's low-poly AND a behemoth. It looks so fucking ugly in person.

[Noah Fence 480]

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

How is new Mexico aggy so much better than tamu aggy?

 

 

I misread this as temu aggy at first.  However, after some reflection I think it is still appropriate.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Just now, Noah Fence said:

I misread this as temu aggy at first.  However, after some reflection I think it is still appropriate.

Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off.

[TrashMaster G 17547]

1 hour ago, Cody2422 said:

Saw one in the wild the other day for the first time and could not believe how fucking ugly the thing was.  Pictures do not do it justice.  It's the most god awful thing I've ever seen.  I said to my 11 year old, could you imagine paying so much money for something so hideous?  He agreed, but also thought it was kind of cool.  He's 11 so I gave him a pass.

In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful.

[TheBryMan81 2508]

2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

pictures don't do a good job of showing just how fucking big the cybertruck is. If it were, like, Delorean sized, maybe it wouldn't be *too* bad, but the thing is the size of a fucking SUV. It's low-poly AND a behemoth. It looks so fucking ugly in person.

It looks like what someone thinks a trash can might look like in Back to the Future

[Leanderman 2275]

[mininghorn88 2277]

21 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

[Armybrat 40822]

Parked next to me at HEB several weeks ago….

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45889]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful.

That's about my rate, too.  I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle.

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

 

LEGOS!

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral)

[landman 559]

53 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral)

Umm...

[Deej 76755]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's about my rate, too.  I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle.

The same thing that would compel someone to shoot up a school. 

[Walser 1109]

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

As I recall, those were coeds waving those dildos, not the usual Surly assholes.

I was waving a dildo

[Zeus 6014]

4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off.

Hey Galveston is cooler than college station. 
 

Pelican island though…. big oof….

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

Aggy will forever be known as Temu. No more Tamu. If you can't be better than New Mexico State, you're relegated to the minors. 

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Quite an easy schedule...plus, they have 8 home games....who has 8 home games....besides aggy? (7 home, one neutral)

If they beat McNeese they should probably just go ahead and put a Southland Conference championship on the wall. 

[markstanco 12571]

Temu aggy is Texas A&M Galveston IMO. Just a shitty knock off of a shitty knock off.

Temu aggy is what aTm commerce’s athletic department refers to the college station version.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

They're low-intelligence hillbillies for the most part.  They believe what they've been told, which is that Texas is the conference-destroying rich elite, that we believe we'll run the SEC in every sport (although football is all they care about), that we haven't ever accomplished anything in the "modern era", and that we're a bunch of librul Austin queers.  There you go.

Are you referring to aggy, or the other SEC schools? Because, I don’t know if you’ve paid attention, but the SEC collectively shits on aggy, and has since their induction. Leave my alma mater out of it, if you’re broad-brushing this as the entire conference believes anything aggy says.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's about my rate, too.  I just can't imagine what would compel someone to buy such an absolutely butt-ugly vehicle.

I'm seeing them in Nacogdoches too, that's scary...

[Victor R. Franko 90]

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

In Austin I'm seeing those things once or twice a week. They are god-awful.

I'm also seeing them a couple of times a week, and I don't get out much. With all the sitings people have I question...

Has anyone ever seen anything being carried in the bed? All I've ever seen is them driving around like a big fugly car, and never a working truck or something.

[Deej 76755]

1 hour ago, Victor R. Franko said:

I'm also seeing them a couple of times a week, and I don't get out much. With all the sitings people have I question...

Has anyone ever seen anything being carried in the bed? All I've ever seen is them driving around like a big fugly car, and never a working truck or something.

I never see anything in the bed of most regular pickups. 

At least not the ones driven by white folks.

Edited July 31 by Deej

[Armybrat 40822]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

I never see anything in the bed of most regular pickups.

Jim Bob the plumber and Hector Rodriguez the arborist aren’t going to use a freakshow like those things for work trucks.

[Deej 76755]

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Jim Bob the plumber and Hector Rodriguez the arborist aren’t going to use a freakshow like those things for work trucks.

I said "most". 

[Armybrat 40822]

Just now, Deej said:

I said "most". 

The only things my oldest son has hauled around in his bigass 4x4 truck are his football tailgate chairs & folding tables.

 

[Deej 76755]

Never know when you'll need to make a Costco run. 

[markstanco 12571]

I have the same truck.  Tell him to pull off all those badges and stickers on the paint. 

[Armybrat 40822]

Now my middle son’s truck is a genuine workhorse - almost 300,000 on the odometer and is running on its second engine. 
He has been in the home renovation business for over 30 years. 

 

[Scholz 11938]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

The only things my oldest son has hauled around in his bigass 4x4 truck are his football tailgate chairs & folding tables.

 

This is me

[BurntEyes 5958]

The most common truck I see hauling stuff out in the sticks of Tennessee are old Ford Rangers, followed by old beat up white Ford F150s, final contestants are very old Nissans and Toyotas.

Never seen a Ram hauling shit, but a lot with fat rims and low profile tires. Have yet to see a Cybertruck in the country.

But.. not many "aggies" in these parts.

[Mr. Drummond 2198]

I think the cybertruck is pretty ugly, but at least its different.     How many white crv/mazda/rav4s/highlander/hyundai/kia shitty crossovers can you look at?    Cars used to be fun.

Signed - guy who drives an orange raptor, a metallic blue old 911 and my wife drives a green land rover defender to the mall and HEB (when open of course).