Tell Me About Texas a&m

[jimmyjazz 45970]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Signed, played Georgia once in 12 years 13 years and counting.

fify

[markstanco 12577]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is awesome.  

[markstanco 12577]

More gold from Bill Superman: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3479926

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Bill Superman8:43p, 8/7/24AG
The list of reasons are far too many to see this season as being anything less than our best since 2020.

1. Easiest schedule we've had since joining the SEC with our hardest games at home.
2. Best QB room we've had since maybe ever.
3. Solid RB room with depth.
4. Scary DL that could be among the best.
5. Deep backfield
6. Elite LB's
7. Potential best D since WC days
8. Championship winning WR coach
9. Highly rated OC w/ open playbook that will utilize talent
10. Elite S&C coach
11. Ivy League HC that brings discipline, an open mind and familiarity that was our best Coordinator in forever.
12. Entering season w/ reasonable expectations.

We don't have the targets on our backs like years past. We're entering the season under the radar and have the chance to surprise everyone right out of the gates against ND.

The dominoes are all stacked in front of us and everything is coming together at just the right time. And we have a decent chance to make the new 12 team playoff with a good season.

But let's keep the 7-5 predictions coming, it gives us our best chance.

It has begun.

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

17 minutes ago, markstanco said:

More gold from Bill Superman: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3479926

It has begun.

Man they are undoubtedly heading for another championship with all that going for them. Pretty much a dynasty at this point. Basically nobody else has a shot anymore.  

 

Hold up I'm being told 

 

 

 

Edited August 9 by Dennis Taylor

[Bevo20 35]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

But, but, but I thought that the SEC was murderer's row? What about the "gauntlet"? To hear SEC nut swingers tell it, every team in the conference is as good as Georgia and Alabama from top to bottom. There are no "easy wins". 

Now the nut swingers are saying that Texas an "easy schedule". Can't have it both ways, fan boys. Get over yourselves. Texas will be just fine in the SEC. Who the hell roots for a conference anyway? 🙄

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

36 minutes ago, markstanco said:

More gold from Bill Superman: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3479926

It has begun.

I absolutely love #12 (of course aggy) the coup de grace...."reasonable expectations "...yes the aggy calling card- reasonable, well reasonable anything really 

[Steel Shank 9426]

41 minutes ago, markstanco said:

12. Entering season w/ reasonable expectations.

This cracked me up.

[jimmyjazz 45970]

I've spent a good portion of the last month or two observing SEC fans in the wild.  My conclusion:  they are (on average) complete morons.  I hope most of those on social media didn't actually attend college, because holy shit that would be a staggering indictment of their "quality" of education (which could explain some things).

[Funk Doctor Spock 12379]

5 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Half of it will be copy and paste, but it’s still gonna take a while. They probably really restrict his computer time.

He's on that Leon Sloneal timeline, so it should arrive by the year 2137

[Funk Doctor Spock 12379]

1 hour ago, Bevo20 said:

But, but, but I thought that the SEC was murderer's row? What about the "gauntlet"? To hear SEC nut swingers tell it, every team in the conference is as good as Georgia and Alabama from top to bottom. There are no "easy wins". 

Now the nut swingers are saying that Texas an "easy schedule". Can't have it both ways, fan boys. Get over yourselves. Texas will be just fine in the SEC. Who the hell roots for a conference anyway? 🙄

Bro, you can't make it make sense. It's aggy. 

[Armybrat 40850]

4 hours ago, Scuba Saba said:

Ridicule, well sure if UT put a 65 foot duck in Town Lake, that would be strange.  

UT could put one in City Lake at Murphy Park over in Taylor, and it would be appropriate.

[Armybrat 40850]

15 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

But, but, but aggy had sheep anytime they wanted, advantage Texas 8&4.

And they learn how to shovel shit in preparation for their career in Louisians

[msucolt45 4062]

The new chip factory is supposed to go near Taylor, and has already doubled their original expectations of plant size. Nice for us, but still years away.

Hook’em!!!

[TrashMaster G 17558]

I really hope we win the SEC this year. I mean, duh, but more than just as a Longhorn fan. If we win it, it would be gloriously entertaining to see all the aggy geniuses who are so invested in the "rude awakening for UT" concept just absolutely lose their collective shit. 

And a nice 3 TD asskicking at Kyle to end the regular season would be the chef's kiss.

[TexMexBuddha 987]

I saw that movie once. We had to leave so we would not mess up "the reals", but no hypothetical. Movie says yes.

[Deej 76814]

3 hours ago, Bevo20 said:

Who the hell roots for a conference anyway? 🙄

Losers who have no chance of winning said conference. 

[BurgleBro 795]

Don't they claim Bamas conference titles as their own? 

[Beau Vine 54246]

I love that one of his twelve reasons they might make the playoffs is "Entering season with reasonable expectations."

[Beau Vine 54246]

 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

And a nice 3 TD asskicking at Kyle to end the regular season would be the chef's kiss.

This, but I would also accept a 27-25 win on a fg by Bert, just to grind the salt into that wound one more time. But also 3+ TDs. 

[Beau Vine 54246]

[Beau Vine 54246]

https://www.aggielandoutfitters.com/products/letters-texas-shirt?variant=43485153198297

[Walte464 450]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

https://www.aggielandoutfitters.com/products/letters-texas-shirt?variant=43485153198297

That is terrible, but that cult culture will sell them out.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5394]

When Mad Magazine used to do fold-ins, they'd make the picture make sense before you folded it, like that was the entire joke. This looks like the shirt is having a fucking stroke.

Here's a good example, just for aggy:

Edited August 10 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[msucolt45 4062]

 

Back in Miami’s heyday day, I remember shirts looking similar to that. Usually involving ND.

Hook’em!!!

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

21 hours ago, Scuba Saba said:

Hypothetically, if you transported a Ford class carrier and its battle group to 1941 would it have been able to beat the IJN? 

 

[TrashMaster G 17558]

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

Loved that movie

[Lou_Sassle 2875]

42 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

 

[Blotto 23538]

19 hours ago, markstanco said:

More gold from Bill Superman: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3479926

It has begun.

It will be a real shame when Weigman shreds both his hamstrings 69'ing Liucci the night before the ND game. 

[Armybrat 40850]

They sure like to use “elite” quite a bit. 
 

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They sure like to use “elite” quite a bit. 
 

Hey aggy,

[VaLonghorn99 341]

College Station was a $hithole in the late 90's when I last visited. Likely still super $hitty \m/ just sayin

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

57 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They sure like to use “elite” quite a bit. 
 

"elite" is the replacement for "sitting" and "big boy"

[deft 6855]

https://www.aggielandoutfitters.com/products/letters-texas-shirt?variant=43485153198297

It literally looks like it’s from the aggy AI art thread

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

22 hours ago, Bevo20 said:

Who the hell roots for a conference anyway?

aggy.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

How is Billy doing?  Been busy with work with no chance to sit down to see his propaganda 

Edited August 10 by Nueces River Rat

[notre dame joe 187]

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Nice.  Nothing beasts the original. 

 

[Deej 76814]

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How is Billy doing?  Been busy with work with no chance to sit down to see his propaganda 

He's the perfect aggy. 

[OWLVIS 557]

Please forgive the sloppiness of this post I am still four plus years post-stroke and I'm going to do this voice to  text and there are mistakes in punctuation and such throughout.

 

Aggies are still the most super weird and intellectually dishonest with themselves. Only in general like Aggies is personal friends and they're good people and they have high morals and exhibit good behavior and their kids are good kids I mean it's the truth not all of them but the ones I know and choose to associate with. The smarter nerds ar Rice have nothing to do with  me as a inference.  Meaning I'm the worst of an owl and they the best of Aggie somehow it's a fit.

 

They do understand, live in reality, and are aware of reality in everything but college football. And it just amazes me that they continue to think that they're going to be relevant in the discussion the next time the conference/ consolidating shift .

Texas may have three relevant teams and A& M is not necessarily going to be one of them. And the architecture there is so fucking Soviet brutal they just don't have a soul...

 

[OWLVIS 557]

13 minutes ago, OWLVIS said:

Please forgive the sloppiness of this post I am still four plus years post-stroke and I'm going to do this voice to  text and there are mistakes in punctuation and such throughout.

 

Aggies are still the most super weird and intellectually dishonest with themselves. Only in general like Aggies is personal friends and they're good people and they have high morals and exhibit good behavior and their kids are good kids I mean it's the truth not all of them but the ones I know and choose to associate with. The smarter nerds ar Rice have nothing to do with  me as a inference.  Meaning I'm the worst of an owl and they the best of Aggie somehow it's a fit.

 

They do understand, live in reality, and are aware of reality in everything but college football. And it just amazes me that they continue to think that they're going to be relevant in the discussion the next time the conference/ consolidating shift .

Texas may have three relevant teams and A& M is not necessarily going to be one of them. And the architecture there is so fucking Soviet brutal they just don't have a soul...

 

and i get along with aggies but I still think they're gay

[Redneck Mutha 7990]

On 8/9/2024 at 9:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

https://www.aggielandoutfitters.com/products/letters-texas-shirt?variant=43485153198297

[Armybrat 40850]

Here’s the obvious location for A&M’s next overseas school…..

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

You take the bottom letters and fold them up so the bottom half of them makes up the bottom half of the top letters and it says "Fuck Texas". 

[Beau Vine 54246]

56 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You take the bottom letters and fold them up so the bottom half of them makes up the bottom half of the top letters and it says "Fuck Texas". 

Or if you're aggy, you just sit down, and the bottom part of the shirt rides up on your belly, and your moobs fold over the top part and the shirt says "Fuck Texas."

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Laxtonto 12090]

Owens was their "best back" and Moss was medicore.

If Owens is done, how does the Klein offense work without several functional backs?

Does this mean that we get more Weigman running the ball?

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Owens was their "best back" and Moss was medicore.

If Owens is done, how does the Klein offense work without several functional backs?

Does this mean that we get more Weigman running the ball?

Tebow 2.0?

[Laxtonto 12090]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Tebow 2.0?

The OL is already suspect and he has had serious injuries in the past and concussion issues... He may not make it to week 6 if they go all Tebow

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

The OL is already suspect and he has had serious injuries in the past and concussion issues... He may not make it to week 6 if they go all Tebow

[Machinator 32099]