Tell Me About Texas a&m

[BabaYaga 15189]

We're on our 6th head coach in the last 23 years 

We are 89-89 in conference games since then 

We have not won a conference title since 1998

Too many our fans drink the koolaide , listen to the Texags guys (lol) and buy in 

This is a 8-4 at best likely 7-5 team 

Elko is not " the guy" .. we will be doing this all over again in 5-6 years. 

Honestly I'm convinced nothing will ever change. Well catch lighting in a bottle and have a good season every 10 years or so…. But been watching A&M football since the early 80's. Nothing changes but the dates on the calendar . We are who we are

 

[Jiggy-Z 3427]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Reminds me of the short lived NBC " hit" Supercomputer, which ran from 1975-1975.

[lilMAC25 3773]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I don’t know who wrote that tweet, but 

[Bevo&Pevo 4971]

On 8/30/2024 at 9:12 PM, Mittens said:

 

 

@Mittens, save that somewhere for comparison at the end of the year.  It might also be fun to post over in txags then.

 

 

8 hours ago, Gidnik said:

 

Gotta love the joy that JagGator brings to the table.  We are all aware of Ewers stats from yesterday.  Arch put up 95 yards on 5-6 attempts.  Weigman should have stuck with baseball.

[Jiggy-Z 3427]

15 hours ago, Pancho said:

When was the last time these two teams have played? 

 

Something I’ve noticed about A&M, they dont schedule big names for OOC. They schedule OOC—sure—but nothing like Ohio State, Michigan, USC, etc.

More like big OOC names don't schedule them.

If there is a matrix or decision tree on scheduling optimal ooc match ups, aggy checks almost none of the boxes for big name programs.

Aggy is just good enough to where they won't win, but will make your program worse by dragging it down to their level of play and making you look bad for the poles and fans 

College Station offeres nothing in the way of a cool road trip venue, which is actually hard to do.  No big city, no majestic nature, no fertile recruiting grounds, no incredible historic campus. I guess they have hospitality going for them but that will likely be offset by the sweltering early season swamp like conditions.

Rates low among "has been" programs like Minnesota, Syracuse, Army, etc

Aggy brand not quite marquee enough, which is kind of a low bar considering Nebraska and Michigan St. are more attractive brand name match ups.

Aggy could probably book some blue bloods, but only for an away game.  Their problem is that they think they are good enough to leverage a home game out of the deal sine they think of themselves as an elite program.

Edited September 1 by Jiggy-Z

[DigglerontheHoof 20947]

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

More like big OOC names don't schedule them.

If there is a matrix or decision tree on scheduling optimal ooc match ups, aggy checks almost mone of the boxes for big name programs.

Aggy is just good enough to where they won't win, but will make your program worse by dragging it down to their level of play and making you look bad for the poles and fans 

College Station offeres nothing in the way of a cool road trip venue, which is actually hard to do.  No big city, no majestic nature, no fertile recruiting grounds, no incredible historic campus. I guess they have hospitality going for them but that will likely be offset by the sweltering early season swamp like conditions.

Rates low among "has been" programs like Minnesota, Syracuse, Army, etc

Aggy brand not quite marquee enough, which is kind of a low bar considering Nebraska and Michigan St. are more attractive brand name match ups.

Aggy could probably book some blue bloods, but only for an away game.  Their problem is that they think they are good enough to leverage a home game out of the deal sine they think of themselves as an elite program.

Agree w/ all but the bolded.  Texas isn't a fertile recruiting state?  

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1498]

Choad Em!

[Jiggy-Z 3427]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Agree w/ all but the bolded.  Texas isn't a fertile recruiting state?  

Of course it is. I was referring more to proximity to urban/suburban target rich environment vs having to hump all over east Texas specifically when playing in B/CS. Houston is 99 miles away.

[Dennis Taylor 18642]

So without that tremendous Kyle home homefield advantage that would have been a 17 point loss I guess 

[markstanco 12461]

Well, dinner and a movie with my wife seemed like a good idea at the time, but it appears I have missed some glory.  Did the roller coaster not even make it out of the gate?

Their next 3 are bowling green Florida and mcneese state. Everybody jump in, but I am in the front seat. Dibs.

[Mikey4 2476]

46 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

This is a 8-4 at best likely 7-5 team 

I admire his optimism!

[Pam Cummings 9499]

7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So without that tremendous Kyle home homefield advantage that would have been a 17 point loss I guess 

I liked how at the beginning of the game they showed Aggie as "#1 Toughest place to play" and it was based on EA Sports rankings.

[morehornsepower 860]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I liked how at the beginning of the game they showed Aggie as "#1 Toughest place to play" and it was based on EA Sports rankings.

lol, yeah, I saw that as well.  And they all agreed that it was such a 'tough environment', but they couldn't back it up with any stats...just the ranking from a video game...

[Hefeweizen 5305]

I’ll admit I didn’t watch any of the aggy game, so can someone tell me whether this was the O line sucking and getting Weigman killed or was he just dogshit?  Or both?

 

I knew they were fucked when I saw that stupid magician segment yesterday morning in passing.

[SaucyJack 3474]

I liked that during the Texas game, the announcer stated that A&M is not the only Texas school in the SEC anymore.

And it’s time for them to move aside because Texas has joined the conference.  .

[ABSR 5284]

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Elko is a fat slob. And Alberts looks like a TEMU Harvey Dent.

 

 

Worst part of Elko’s week….having to “run” 50 yards.

[fatheryeet 1531]

I know everyone is shitting on A&M, but I'd just like to say as a visiting Irish fan I've never met a more hospitable fan base. On my way to the game, my car broke down and several good ags gave me a ride and fed me a home cooked meal before directing me to the gate. After the game, I made sure to visit the Aggy dog graveyard to pay my respects. I hope to visit for another game soon.

[Biff Tannen 45418]

17 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Their next 3 are bowling green Florida and mcneese state. Everybody jump in, but I am in the front seat. Dibs.

Click clack motherfuckers

[ABSR 5284]

2 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

I know everyone is shitting on A&M, but I'd just like to say as a visiting Irish fan I've never met a more hospitable fan base. On my way to the game, my car broke down and several good ags gave me a ride and fed me a home cooked meal before directing me to the gate. After the game, I made sure to visit the Aggy dog graveyard to pay my respects. I hope to visit for another game soon.

…and while I want my kids to go to Notre Dame, I would sure want them at A&M if they don’t choose the Irish.

[Lat22 3972]

23 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So without that tremendous Kyle home homefield advantage that would have been a 17 point loss I guess 

Or Irish penalties. 

[markstanco 12461]

Of course it is. I was referring more to proximity to urban/suburban target rich environment vs having to hump all over east Texas specifically when playing in B/CS. Houston is 99 miles away.

That’s a reach. Being able to drive to the largest city in Texas in 90 minutes to recruit hundreds of players is something probably 90% of college teams can’t do.

[closetojumping 62030]

29 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So without that tremendous Kyle home homefield advantage that would have been a 17 point loss I guess 

 

21 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I liked how at the beginning of the game they showed Aggie as "#1 Toughest place to play" and it was based on EA Sports rankings.

 

20 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

lol, yeah, I saw that as well.  And they all agreed that it was such a 'tough environment', but they couldn't back it up with any stats...just the ranking from a video game...

The Kyle Field Effect is absolutely a myth. They are 10-11 at home against ranked opponents in the last decade. 

[Pam Cummings 9499]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

The Kyle Field Effect is absolutely a myth. They are 10-11 at home against ranked opponents in the last decade. 

It's a thing they tell themselves to justify all the stupid ass yell practice cult shit. It couldn't be that cheering on a football team requires zero practice and they are all wasting their time.

[EZ$ 2102]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

The Kyle Field Effect is absolutely a myth. They are 10-11 at home against ranked opponents in the last decade. 

Imagine how bad that record would be if it wasn’t the scariest place to play in all the land?? 

[Hank Kingsley 20560]

Kyle Field is loud. But it doesn't feel hostile or intimidating to opponents apparently. 

Also the Aggie fanbase is generationally traumatized so it gets fairly quiet the minute things go downhill. 

 

[BrazilHorn 6575]

Glorious walk with dog around Town Lake trail and not a single piece of aggy gear to be seen. They’ve already turtled up in shame. 

[ChiTownDoc 21024]

Fuck.  This shit is sad.  Wtf

 

[BlueGreySky 995]

43 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I’ll admit I didn’t watch any of the aggy game, so can someone tell me whether this was the O line sucking and getting Weigman killed or was he just dogshit?  Or both?

 

I knew they were fucked when I saw that stupid magician segment yesterday morning in passing.

He was terrible flat out terrible.  ND secondary was good, but the DL wasn't doing much to disrupt him till late in the game and aggy were in 100% passing mode and the D line could just pin their ears back and go.  Irish penalties kept aggy in the game in large part. 

[immamac 42350]

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck.  This shit is sad.  Wtf

 

??

[MontereyMX 842]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck.  This shit is sad.  Wtf

 

what shit?

 

[conVINCEd 21468]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck.  This shit is sad.  Wtf

 

It’s pretty fucking great from where I’m sitting.

[Dennis Taylor 18642]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

The Kyle Field Effect is absolutely a myth. They are 10-11 at home against ranked opponents in the last decade. 

The tough part is you have be around so many fucking aggy. They're annoying as hell

[ChiTownDoc 21024]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

??

 

1 minute ago, MontereyMX said:

what shit?

 

 

Just now, conVINCEd said:

It’s pretty fucking great from where I’m sitting.

I mean pathetic.  They’re so god damn sad as a college/program/wannabe military school whatever.  Don’t get me wrong.  I’m definitely laughing.  

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Best part about this is how we got the stage 1 denial phase so early this year and over the next 3 games if they win they will have already talked themselves out of reality back into “we got a shot at a playoff spot” and to be honest that is the stage I love the most. I love delusional aggy. Elko has righted the ship! Weigman is back and a stud! Weigman had food poisoning against noter daim! 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

When you’re winless on the road for as long as they are, playing in the 7-11 parking in your neighborhood improves your chance for a win. That’s about the extent of their home field advantage. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13386]

42 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

The Kyle Field Effect is absolutely a myth. They are 10-11 at home against ranked opponents in the last decade. 

The team nullifies any advantage by loud fans. As much as A&M says otherwise a loud fanbase cannot will their team to win against decent opponents. You still need coaching and players. 

[BlueGreySky 995]

I need some Texags gold this morning.  Hair of the dog for an aggy tears hangover.

Re: Kyle Field - "The crowd was rocking tonight. I thought the atmosphere was great. Sad our offense couldn't live up to the hype.

I was there with three first time visitors. They all commented on how loud it was. One said this was hands down better than Austin. He had never seen or heard anything like it."

Elko is a UT plant, lol -"Make it make sense y'all. BMDs in the room had the wool
once again pulled over their eyes… There HAS to have been someone championing this guy on the sip payroll, and couching it in the guise of "this guy is an Aggie through and through", which we know plays to our weakness here. Just tired of us setting millions on fire and settling for middle of the conference."

Bring back Rumlin!  - "Sumlin was the man... You can hate the swag movement but that was the best offense and defense"

 

There's plenty over there.  What a dumpster fire of a website.

Edited September 1 by BlueGreySky

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Aggy takes more pride in the pomp and circumstance than the play on the field. At the end of the day they embrace the swaying, whooping, the corp nut grabbing, the milk men, etc. nothing beats the turdition here!! Noting!!!

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1498]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3485607/2#discussion

They have identified the problem. C-Weg talks like he is black and is a simpleton who was confused by a magic trick.

[Biff Tannen 45418]

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Best part about this is how we got the stage 1 denial phase so early this year and over the next 3 games if they win they will have already talked themselves out of reality back into “we got a shot at a playoff spot” and to be honest that is the stage I love the most. I love delusional aggy. Elko has righted the ship! Weigman is back and a stud! Weigman had food poisoning against noter daim! 

And how Notre Dame is some world beater that will probably be in the top 2 when all is said and done. 

[Biff Tannen 45418]

52 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

One said this was hands down better than Austin. He had never seen or heard anything like it."

This right here is why aggy will never win. It’s always about us. Rent. Free. 

[Nivek 16741]

2 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

I liked that during the Texas game, the announcer stated that A&M is not the only Texas school in the SEC anymore.

And it’s time for them to move aside because Texas has joined the conference.  .

They can always join the Pac10 and be the only school from Texas there!   And possibly the only school next year!

[chainsaw 9791]

35 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3485607/2#discussion

They have identified the problem. C-Weg talks like he is black and is a simpleton who was confused by a magic trick.

I thought you were kidding:

Quote

Actually kinda makes sense. A significant part of the black culture get really upset about magic tricks. I'm not joking. It's a thing. Much like their common aversion to dogs, even obviously friendly ones. It's weird.

 

[Texzilla588 767]

Of course it is. I was referring more to proximity to urban/suburban target rich environment vs having to hump all over east Texas specifically when playing in B/CS. Houston is 99 miles away.

So using your logic UH should be the #1 spot for those recruits, and SMU/TCU for DFW. A&M has no issue recruiting talent; it has an issue with coaching them.

[DFW Horn 6053]

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

They can always join the Pac10 and be the only school from Texas there!   And possibly the only school next year!

Guaranteed conference champeenship!

Whoop!

[MachoMan 346]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

It's a thing they tell themselves to justify all the stupid ass yell practice cult shit. It couldn't be that cheering on a football team requires zero practice and they are all wasting their time.

So tough that even aggy can’t win at Kyle field!

[chainsaw 9791]

Has AI progressed to the point where the "Jim Rome rant" could be heard in Jim Rome's voice?

[Longboard Horn 39986]

[Skipper 5999]

48 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3485607/2#discussion

They have identified the problem. C-Weg talks like he is black and is a simpleton who was confused by a magic trick.

I watched this segment and thought immediately it would become a talking point if Weigman played poorly LOL.   

[South Austin 51965]

I need to mainline some Liucci today.