Tell Me About Texas a&m

[PilotsError 2271]

[Hank Kingsley 20560]

Always a good idea to money whip a coach out of retirement. 

 

[RomaVicta 29687]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

[F250 28611]

Well, aggy football is a dumpster fire but at least they have baseball. Oh wait, never mind.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

A true aggy

More clever than most.

[msucolt45 3978]

It's been an extra rough few days for Elko and the aggies, but I'd like to throw out one thing that has really impressed me about Elko.
Elko's lack of sweating to mass ratio so far is damn impressive. 

Yes - he didn’t have the Mangino or Gare sweat towel draped over his shoulder. Even though he was wearing a fat covering moo moo on the sideline.

Hook’em!!!

[Beau Vine 53837]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

This is a big deal. They cannot afford to suffer losses on the OL. This is a bad unit that just got even uglier. 

Obligatory:

 

[Laxtonto 11898]

1 hour ago, Wayne said:

 

 

And keeping with the classic aggy ministry of information approach, nobody had this until Elko announced it today? How do you lose a starting OL and no one has anything about it?

This stupid information lockdown is going to drive people to lose even more trust with the aggy 9.95 crew.

The OL is bad, but he wasn't a dumpster fire according to PFF. What makes this scarier is TJ Shanahan came in as the backup.. That 25.3 pass block number... 

[Beau Vine 53837]

52 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yep, he didn't start for Utah last year, but once Utah's starting center went down to injury they turned to a 2nd string right guard to take over. Once that guy didn't pan out, a few games later they replaced him with the center who will now likely start for A&M. They should be fine.

THE ELK will coach him up, ya stoopid sip.  

[bluto 4860]

 

[gofuckyourself 8095]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

THE ELK will coach him up, ya stoopid sip.  

I'm calling him "The Big Moosie." Probably not the first (definitely not the last).

Someone could even photoshop Liucci being consoled and held close to the Big Moosie's tits.

 

[bluto 4860]

What in the living f was moose m thinking sticking around there? He’s a solid 2-3 option on a lot of teams and got 6 snaps. 

[SHOOTER12 8775]

13 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

The only surprise in JJ’s tweet is he somehow didn’t make it about himself. 
 

Oh wait, nevermind.

JJ definitely already showing signs of CTE.

[ATXhorn17 1605]

8 minutes ago, bluto said:

 

Man, the propaganda ministry is in overdrive — nothing to see here!

[bluto 4860]

Weig is damaged goods after the jimbo yrs

 

[closetojumping 62030]

1 minute ago, bluto said:

Weig is damaged goods after the jimbo yrs

 

Oh yeah, they’ll fix him right up. 

[Tx74 96]

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Marketing department for Adidas dri fit should be licking their chops.

probably why he was wearing two layers of white.

[Beau Vine 53837]

Hey Conner, you are definitely not the first.

Edited September 2 by Beau Vine

[closetojumping 62030]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hey Conner, you are definitely not the first.

Pos rep for the absurdity of the avatar. 

[Deej 76364]

48 minutes ago, bluto said:

What in the living f was moose m thinking sticking around there? He’s a solid 2-3 option on a lot of teams and got 6 snaps. 

[Your Mom 4766]

Far from the first, Conner.  Very very far.

[bluto 4860]

As a guy with a few head injuries I don’t think he should be taking anything head on these days /edrooneysecretary

[Deej 76364]

41 minutes ago, bluto said:

Weig is damaged goods after the jimbo yrs

 

I'm shocked Elko didn't say "Hot Pockets."

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10063]

Weedman just needs something to calm his nerves in the pocket.

[Nicole44 22003]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20328]

 

[Xminus6 772]

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm not now and never will defend ND, but have you looked at the ND schedule and are you familiar with the aggie way of "critical" thinking and football analysis? 

The next currently ranked opponent is FSU in Nov. At this point based, even on horrible performance against aggie, I don't see a potential loss until Louisville.

aggie is never going to see ND as shitty this season, and I don't see how ND, despite being shitty doesn't make the CFP.

Both ND and Aggies will win next week. Texans will start claiming that “maybe Notre Dame is one of the best teams in the country. We took them to the wire.”

We did it ourselves.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20328]

37 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Far from the first, Conner.  Very very far.

Don't be too hard on the young man. He's stoned off his gourd.

[gofuckyourself 8095]

51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Won't back down from anything...

Except maybe this guy

[Leanderman 2254]

gomer cheerleaders?

[jimmyjazz 45370]

13 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

gomer cheerleaders?

That's their "cheer squad", a club level group much like the UT men's soccer team.  They compete in cheer events but don't represent the university at varsity athletic events.  I guess they show up now and again as invited guests.

[SurlyBDR 22509]

aggy Window Dressing Club showed up for GameDay

[Js1 84939]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Oh yeah, they’ll fix him right up. 

Now featuring their starting center out for the year! 

[deft 6761]

Both ND and Aggies will win next week. Texans will start claiming that “maybe Notre Dame is one of the best teams in the country. We took them to the wire.”
We did it ourselves.

Who gives a shit?? This happens every year. Y’all act surprised that nd is perpetually over ranked. That doesn’t mean that we should have cheered against aggy getting boned on national television. Fuck aggy. Shits hilarious. Nd will go on and expose themselves like always later on.

Better yet, we should just start scheduling them for one of our OOC games frequently. Get a nice boost for beating a “ranked” team early in the year.

[DFW Horn 6053]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

gomer cheerleaders?

aggy "cheerleaders" take a backseat to the ruff, tuff, real stuff aggy A&M yell leaders, ya stoopid sip

[MIkeHoncho 1872]

 

The actual quote, "yo, ima be straight up 'bout now, ain' no step back bruh yo.  ima take it in da grill y'all, no cap.  I'll tell y'alls I ain't kick it like we's useta.  Yo bruh.  gimme my shoe and lemme puke yo." 

[Jkwellborn 6611]

 

When was the last time Vanderbilt didn’t finish last?

[DFW Horn 6053]

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

 

The actual quote, "yo, ima be straight up 'bout now, ain' no step back bruh yo.  ima take it in da grill y'all, no cap.  I'll tell y'alls I ain't kick it like we's useta.  Yo bruh.  gimme my shoe and lemme puke yo." 

 

[CosmoDog 298]

26 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

 

The actual quote, "yo, ima be straight up 'bout now, ain' no step back bruh yo.  ima take it in da grill y'all, no cap.  I'll tell y'alls I ain't kick it like we's useta.  Yo bruh.  gimme my shoe and lemme puke yo." 

let me help translate young man

[BurntEyes 5762]

2 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Both ND and Aggies will win next week. Texans will start claiming that “maybe Notre Dame is one of the best teams in the country. We took them to the wire.”

We did it ourselves.

Texans?!? 

[rage-a-holic 4260]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Texans?!? 

 

he meant "Texaggyans"

[BurntEyes 5762]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

When was the last time Vanderbilt didn’t finish last?

In the Eastern division 2018,  beat out "the real UT". Also better than Ole Miss and Pigs.

3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

he meant "Texaggyans"

Or autocorrect Texags.. my bad

Edited September 3 by BurntEyes

[ScottS 1057]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

When was the last time Vanderbilt didn’t finish last?

In 2022, Vanderbilt tied for last with Auburn and aggy (all went 2-6 in conference play and I am too lazy to look into if Vandy played either of those two).  Before that, in 2019, Vandy (1-7 in conference) finished ahead of arky (0-8 in conference).  So it hasn't been that long ago.

 

[gernblansten 3172]

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s my understanding Jimbo’s son has a medical condition and shouldn’t be the subject of ridicule on message boards. 

[Deej 76364]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

gomer cheerleaders?

[Jkwellborn 6611]

It’s my understanding Jimbo’s son has a medical condition and shouldn’t be the subject of ridicule on message boards. 

You must be new round these parts.

[Teebox 89]

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy "cheerleaders" take a backseat to the ruff, tuff, real stuff aggy A&M yell leaders, ya stoopid sip

 

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's their "cheer squad", a club level group much like the UT men's soccer team.  They compete in cheer events but don't represent the university at varsity athletic events.  I guess they show up now and again as invited guests.

Also referred to as “The Beards” 

[PW119 166]

The Ags should target Bill O’Brien. Throw that big oil money at him. Make him so no. Whoop!

[DigglerontheHoof 20947]

6 minutes ago, PW119 said:

The Ags should target Bill O’Brien. Throw that big oil money at him. Make him so no. Whoop!

First they need to give Elko an extension with a huge guarantee after he beats McNeese St. and Florida.  THEN, they fire him and hire O'Brien. 

[Xminus6 772]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Texans?!? 

Yeah. IOS Autocorrect doesn’t like “TexAgs.” For good reason I suppose.