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[Carl Spackler 3558]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

What military history?

Exactly

[linux 1645]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

What military history?

[msucolt45 4172]

What military history?

Military history can be found at the Bush Library on campus. The only “connection” to aggy is that he lived in Houston after his political retirement. Why there, I really don’t know? Maybe aggy offered to pay for his Presidential Library and had plenty of free space to build it.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4172]

Stupid aggy. Yeah I appreciate actual military history, but aggy ain't my go-to when I want a fix, for obvious reasons. In Texas, the National Museum of the Pacific War in Fredericksburg is the place to go.
ETA: Some of you probably remember it as the Admiral Nimitz museum. Chester Nimitz was from Fredericksburg and later became a pivotal figure in the War in the Pacific. He didn't attend UT, but in 1985 when the USPS created a stamp in his honor, there was a big ceremony at the old, much smaller museum for the commemoration. The museum's curators needed a color guard to present the colors that day, and they didn't go to the Corps of Cadets. Instead they chose the UT NROTC color guard, of which I happened to be a member at the time, to do the honors. We showed up to a crowd of WW2 Navy and Marine Corps veterans and their families who treated us like rock stars ... despite the fact that none of us had ever done anything remotely meaningful the way they had. We were all just in awe and were honored to be there. Probably the coolest thing I was ever involved with as a Midshipman.
:gettingalittledustyinhere:
/csb

The Nimitz WW2 Museum is awesome for a place as small as his hometown of Fredericksburg. They even used to hold “reenactments” about a month or two over the weekends. On a smaller scale, but it has the content of the items you’d see in New Orleans, which I’ve been to 2-3 times. Both of those museums are definitely worth the time to “carve out” for any visitor/tourist.

Hook’em!!!

[CHIEF 5102]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh, Good God. Someone has to do it....1,3,2,4,and 5. There.

CHIEF

[wood 11620]

14 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

The Nimitz WW2 Museum is awesome for a place as small as his hometown of Fredericksburg. They even used to hold “reenactments” about a month or two over the weekends. On a smaller scale, but it has the content of the items you’d see in New Orleans, which I’ve been to 2-3 times. Both of those museums are definitely worth the time to “carve out” for any visitor/tourist.

Hook’em!!!

Yeah, 100%. Back in 1985, the museum was very small, pretty much limited to the old blue hotel building that's a small fraction of the size of the current facility. A lot of the old hardware that's part of the museum now was already being stockpiled out back in the yard. They told us then that they had big, big plans for expansion, but we had no idea it would ever be what it is now. And yeah, the re-enactments are really well done. It's really a great museum, run by people who care about keeping that history alive.

Edited September 5 by wood

[LonghornedD 27]

23 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Oh, Good God. Someone has to do it....1,3,2,4,and 5. There.

CHIEF

2,1,4,3,5

All CS 10's

[Hagbard Celine 11007]

[TheBryMan81 2533]

8 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Shit, I am too. Don’t even know what song it is.

Mo Bamba. As in, former Longhorn basketball player Mo Bamba.

[TheBryMan81 2533]

15 hours ago, linux said:

So I rewatched it looking for when the meme was shown, it really is as hillarious as you would expect from the gomers.

 

Second to last play of the game

Aggie down 10, wiggy scrambles and throws a lawn dart 5 yards behind their running back safety valve

Elko screams "run the fucking ball!"

They run it and game ends.

 

Imagine spending the entire game looking like Homer Simpson, then at the last moment blowing up on your OC on national TV because he did not raise the white flag fast enough. Classic gomers.

 

There was a 4th and 2 late in the game when aggy was down a TD. They tried to throw a quick slant that got jumped and easily broken up. I figured this moment HAD to be in response to throwing it on 4th and short. I gave them too much credit.

[DigglerontheHoof 21307]

As far as the aggy cheerleaders go:

[Longboard Horn 41017]

19 hours ago, nnm said:

Caption:

1)”I have no idea what I’m doing!”

2)”I made a huge mistake!”

3)”I don’t get paid enough for this!”

4) [your contribution]

"Where will you be when you diarrhea comes back?"

[Horn80 6241]

Military history?  Stupid sips don’t even know that all Medal of Honor recipients were aggy.

[TexasTroll 454]

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Zoomed in.

Is the one on the right flashing an aggy udder??

imaginations a terrrible drug….

Edited September 5 by TexasTroll

[sdm 894]

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I don't believe all four of them combined would fill an A-cup.

[Jiggy-Z 3469]

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

[Post Oak 20349]

 

[Crapinon 2321]

It's all the refs fault. We need to take immediate action! Damn sips....

 https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3486702

 

Fatboy Thaddeus3:28p, 9/4/24
From my watch the officiation wasn't that one-sided...but if Alberts & Elko don't have multiple employees prosecuting these kinds of concerns, full-time, we are guaranteed to never establish ourselves in the elite. Wake up, eSIPn has put us in the same "bad guy" doghouse as FSU, and we will have to shatter many tough barriers to get the same perennial sweetheart treatment that teams like ND enjoy.

Officiation is one such barrier. How are we gonna do it?

We need dossiers on every individual ref, their biases & tendencies, and what kind of real-time pressure they'll respond to.
We need a research team that will compile historical biases and publish open-source review collateral & summary data.
We need an internal review team that is externally dreaded and feared, willing to do everything from backchannel the SEC head office to publish evidence of malfeasance directly to media members.
On gameday, we need at least 2 people in the booth watching every ref, tracking their calls and non-calls, ready to feed lobbying points to our sideline staff.
We need friendly social media channels that will livestream real-time (seconds to minutes after calls are made or missed) officiation reviews, along with stiff "fair use" legal protection (or workarounds thereof) to enable on-the-spot delivery of convincing visual evidence.

No, I'm not joking. This is a serious issue. It may not be front of mind for most, but now is the time to start laying this foundation and building out this wing of our program.

[Deej 77240]

The refs who were actually keeping aggy in the game?

Edited September 5 by Deej

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Those refs and their ND bias. 

[66BUFF 2583]

1 hour ago, sdm said:

I don't believe all four of them combined would fill an A-cup.

[gofuckyourself 8704]

4 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

It's all the refs fault. We need to take immediate action! Damn sips....

 https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3486702

 

Fatboy Thaddeus3:28p, 9/4/24
From my watch the officiation wasn't that one-sided...but if Alberts & Elko don't have multiple employees prosecuting these kinds of concerns, full-time, we are guaranteed to never establish ourselves in the elite. Wake up, eSIPn has put us in the same "bad guy" doghouse as FSU, and we will have to shatter many tough barriers to get the same perennial sweetheart treatment that teams like ND enjoy.

Officiation is one such barrier. How are we gonna do it?

We need dossiers on every individual ref, their biases & tendencies, and what kind of real-time pressure they'll respond to.
We need a research team that will compile historical biases and publish open-source review collateral & summary data.
We need an internal review team that is externally dreaded and feared, willing to do everything from backchannel the SEC head office to publish evidence of malfeasance directly to media members.
On gameday, we need at least 2 people in the booth watching every ref, tracking their calls and non-calls, ready to feed lobbying points to our sideline staff.
We need friendly social media channels that will livestream real-time (seconds to minutes after calls are made or missed) officiation reviews, along with stiff "fair use" legal protection (or workarounds thereof) to enable on-the-spot delivery of convincing visual evidence.

No, I'm not joking. This is a serious issue. It may not be front of mind for most, but now is the time to start laying this foundation and building out this wing of our program.

 

They're really on to something.

[hornian 5251]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

The refs who were actually keeping aggy in the game?

The refs that called half a dozen offsides, even when eggy linemen moved on the hard snap count?

['stache 21919]

ESPN is rigging games for Notre Dame? A school to which it holds no media rights? Ok 

Edited September 5 by 'stache

[markstanco 12675]

16 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Biggest giveaway that the "ags are the nicest fans" note is fake is the last line:  "If you appreciate military history and ever get the chance to visit the campus, I highly recommend it."

So a domer supposedly sends his ag buddy a note that ends with a recommendation that the aggy visit the campus?  Hokay . . .

In fairness, all their buildings are square and brown like a military base.

[BabaYaga 15411]

Just now, markstanco said:

In fairness, all their buildings are square and brown like a military base.

In Russia.....

[TrashMaster G 17756]

5 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Mo Bamba. As in, former Longhorn basketball player Mo Bamba.

And it's a fucking horrible "song".

[Longboard Horn 41017]

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And it's a fucking horrible "song".

It's a hype song. They've been playing that song for at least 5 years

[Droopy 2635]

13 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

For those that don't know - the national medal of honor museum opens in Arlington next March. I'm looking forward to that. 

I think it's cool they do stuff like this so Bill Lonquist '48 and Joe West '54 can regale the group with stories of the corps and national championships. Keep those oral traditions alive. 

I worked with Dr. West for 10 years. His personality is infectious and he’s a good guy, but he’s so aggy he whoops when he gets excited/happy. He’d tell a joke or funny story and it would just blurt out of nowhere. I miss him but that was such a crazy tick to have. 

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Their uniforms look like they have shoulder pads on.

“Fine. We will let them on the field, but they gotta look like guys. Only guys on the field, just like the military.” Aggy, probably. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1838]

33 minutes ago, 'stache said:

ESPN is rigging games for Notre Dame? A school to which it holds no media rights? Ok 

They do have an interest in them making the playoffs.

But I agree, the game wasn’t rigged. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2520]

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

It's all the refs fault. We need to take immediate action! Damn sips....

 https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3486702

 

Fatboy Thaddeus3:28p, 9/4/24
From my watch the officiation wasn't that one-sided...but if Alberts & Elko don't have multiple employees prosecuting these kinds of concerns, full-time, we are guaranteed to never establish ourselves in the elite. Wake up, eSIPn has put us in the same "bad guy" doghouse as FSU, and we will have to shatter many tough barriers to get the same perennial sweetheart treatment that teams like ND enjoy.

Officiation is one such barrier. How are we gonna do it?

We need dossiers on every individual ref, their biases & tendencies, and what kind of real-time pressure they'll respond to.
We need a research team that will compile historical biases and publish open-source review collateral & summary data.
We need an internal review team that is externally dreaded and feared, willing to do everything from backchannel the SEC head office to publish evidence of malfeasance directly to media members.
On gameday, we need at least 2 people in the booth watching every ref, tracking their calls and non-calls, ready to feed lobbying points to our sideline staff.
We need friendly social media channels that will livestream real-time (seconds to minutes after calls are made or missed) officiation reviews, along with stiff "fair use" legal protection (or workarounds thereof) to enable on-the-spot delivery of convincing visual evidence.

No, I'm not joking. This is a serious issue. It may not be front of mind for most, but now is the time to start laying this foundation and building out this wing of our program.

I love the "dossiers" like this dumb ass is Jason Bourne. More like Jason Boooooo, amirtie?

[coachherman'sgrill 2520]

I'll say it before and I'll say it again: After 20 years as an Infantryman in Uncle Sugar's Army, these idiots don't know the first fucking thing about the military. I only met one or two Ags that were branched Infantry and if I remember correctly, they were both tabless bitches. One I do remember quitting when I was an RI at Benning. They are only cosplaying.

[Mittens 8398]

 

[msucolt45 4172]

aggy gonna aggy.

Hook’em!!!

[TrashMaster G 17756]

5 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

"the legislator"?

Which one is he so pissed at? 🤣

[gofuckyourself 8704]

I misread that as Elko is 10x fatter than Sark and I was about to agree with him.

Nevermind.

[South Austin 52746]

17 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

How perfect coming from a poster named Blinnaggie.

[DigglerontheHoof 21307]

25 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I love the "dossiers" like this dumb ass is Jason Bourne. More like Jason Boooooo, amirtie?

[linux 1645]

6 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

There was a 4th and 2 late in the game when aggy was down a TD. They tried to throw a quick slant that got jumped and easily broken up. I figured this moment HAD to be in response to throwing it on 4th and short. I gave them too much credit.

Yeah this was the reaction to that play: "I made a huuge mistake"

 

And here is where he screams like a moron to just end the game running it

 

[Vertigo 20396]

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

1, 4, 2, 3, 5

[BlueGreySky 1032]

1, 2, X, X, X

And that texumags thread about penalties... these mouth-breathers are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.  I swear it gets worse every year. 

[Deej 77240]

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

1, 4, 2, 3, 5

East Texas Box Face for the win? Not much else to choose from.

Edited September 5 by Deej

[coachherman'sgrill 2520]

25 minutes ago, linux said:

Yeah this was the reaction to that play: "I made a huuge mistake"

 

And here is where he screams like a moron to just end the game running it

 

The first clip is The Elk understanding how much they suck. Plain and simple.

[Duane Moore 5383]

And thus began the Aggie tradition of eating the rat poison in the preseason 

 

[Hank Chinaski 6324]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12818]

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This will never get old:

 

I could actually see a hip breaking in real time. 

[markstanco 12675]

19 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

They love using the word backchannel over there.  Also, eSiPn was in college station last week making them money. Idiot. 

[TrashMaster G 17756]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

1, 4, 2, 3, 5

This is correct. 

[Herpa Derpa 6163]

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

we will have to shatter many tough barriers to get the same perennial sweetheart treatment that teams like ND enjoy.

Barriers like winning.

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Officiation is one such barrier. How are we gonna do it?

Learn the word officiating.

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We need dossiers on every individual ref, their biases & tendencies, and what kind of real-time pressure they'll respond to.
We need a research team that will compile historical biases and publish open-source review collateral & summary data.
We need an internal review team that is externally dreaded and feared, willing to do everything from backchannel the SEC head office to publish evidence of malfeasance directly to media members.
On gameday, we need at least 2 people in the booth watching every ref, tracking their calls and non-calls, ready to feed lobbying points to our sideline staff.
We need friendly social media channels that will livestream real-time (seconds to minutes after calls are made or missed) officiation reviews, along with stiff "fair use" legal protection (or workarounds thereof) to enable on-the-spot delivery of convincing visual evidence.

And then do what beyond the usual ass scratching?

Quote

No, I'm not joking.

We know. That's why we're all laughing.

[jimmyjazz 46502]

17 hours ago, South Austin said:

My sweet Christ.

At least 67 years of Aggie nutbaggery, and they're proud of it.