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  On 9/5/2024 at 1:43 PM, Crapinon said:

It's all the refs fault. We need to take immediate action! Damn sips....

 https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3486702

 

Fatboy Thaddeus3:28p, 9/4/24
From my watch the officiation wasn't that one-sided...but if Alberts & Elko don't have multiple employees prosecuting these kinds of concerns, full-time, we are guaranteed to never establish ourselves in the elite. Wake up, eSIPn has put us in the same "bad guy" doghouse as FSU, and we will have to shatter many tough barriers to get the same perennial sweetheart treatment that teams like ND enjoy.

Officiation is one such barrier. How are we gonna do it?

We need dossiers on every individual ref, their biases & tendencies, and what kind of real-time pressure they'll respond to.
We need a research team that will compile historical biases and publish open-source review collateral & summary data.
We need an internal review team that is externally dreaded and feared, willing to do everything from backchannel the SEC head office to publish evidence of malfeasance directly to media members.
On gameday, we need at least 2 people in the booth watching every ref, tracking their calls and non-calls, ready to feed lobbying points to our sideline staff.
We need friendly social media channels that will livestream real-time (seconds to minutes after calls are made or missed) officiation reviews, along with stiff "fair use" legal protection (or workarounds thereof) to enable on-the-spot delivery of convincing visual evidence.

No, I'm not joking. This is a serious issue. It may not be front of mind for most, but now is the time to start laying this foundation and building out this wing of our program.

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So now they want to organize a “ref gestapo”. Keep on aggying losers.

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Posted
  On 9/4/2024 at 3:32 PM, Beau Vine said:
I have been trying to figure out what to do with myself in retirement, and it's like a sign from above!
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I think you should do it. We can give you the clicks to make you successful as long as you write insane embarrassing shit for them.
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Posted
  On 9/5/2024 at 4:14 PM, Duane Moore said:

And thus began the Aggie tradition of eating the rat poison in the preseason 

 

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we need to have a requirement around here that if you are going to post a link to content hosted by an evil megacorp that you copypasta that content spoiled in plaintext so we don't have to click it and waste time waiting for it to resolve while it tries to inject gigs of bullshit on to your machine

if it's worthy enough to link to, copypasta the content please

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Posted
  On 9/5/2024 at 8:00 PM, The Golden Hat said:

It blows my mind that those simple fucks use the word "elite" to describe literally anything they do whatsoever.  

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classy is the other word

they must have a subliminal ambient soundtrack looping at very low frequency during fish camp

you can't hear it - but the tokens, signs and keys are imprinted for life

it's the human brainwashing version of SQL injection

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  On 9/5/2024 at 8:59 PM, Updawg said:


I think you should do it. We can give you the clicks to make you successful as long as you write insane embarrassing shit for them.

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That's cake, shit I might take the job. I'm just going to do a piece called:

This Week in aggieland: Another Wayward Visitor

Use AI to write the story of a visitor to college station. How well they were treated, how amazing the military history is (don't worry I'll just make shit up there too), how lost they were and then found, how amazing the stadium or campus is, the amazing restaurants (this will be included every other month cause...)

-ill just fluff up the "sports accomplishments" and contract with the "loochinator" for content.

I'm on it!

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Posted
  On 9/5/2024 at 7:42 PM, UpperWestside said:

One of my friends in Dallas went to this game. It was his first, and likely last, visit to the Tacklebox. He said seeing this cult up close was, well, he could not find the right words to describe it. 

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Hey- was he able to find the stadium or not? 

That's what I thought. Where's his testimonial??

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  On 9/6/2024 at 12:13 AM, jimmyjazz said:
I mean, you gotta respect:
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NCA All-Girls Intermediate 1A Division
Is that roughly like Timpson winning UIL 2A?

Speaking of, how did that bussey kid look? Totally forgot about him. I see on stats he returned some kicks and punts. Did he play any D? No stats for that on espn.
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  On 9/5/2024 at 9:04 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

we need to have a requirement around here that if you are going to post a link to content hosted by an evil megacorp that you copypasta that content spoiled in plaintext so we don't have to click it and waste time waiting for it to resolve while it tries to inject gigs of bullshit on to your machine

if it's worthy enough to link to, copypasta the content please

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Google is right out then?

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Posted (edited)
  On 9/5/2024 at 11:49 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Aggy cheer talk not going away..

Enough with the cheerleader talk | TexAgs

 

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Well shit I just came up with my first article.

This Week in aggieland: aggie Wins!!  National Championship!!! And Another Wayward Visitor

Just like it should be in every sport, your honorable and lovable aggies win yet another national championship. Football is really coming around under the Supreme leadership of The Elk, so be sure to check in on "Updates from The All Knowning Loochinator!"

Sadly, a woman got lost in the parking garage during the Series IV 8th Teir Cheer Championships. Don't worry, she was of course helped by a wise, kind and honorable white anglosaxon Baptist aggie cheer mom! Story in link.

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The Gig'em Gazzette Presents:

This Week in aggieland: National Championship(s)!!! Upcoming run at the CFP, International Legal Affairs, Another Wayward Visitor

Well you wonderful, honorable and loyal Redasses, I have it on good authority that's after last weeks ref induced lost to the second best team in the Nation in ND, the Elk is about to go on an undefeated tear toward the CFP. Get the details from "The wise and kind Loochinator".

In other big news evil t.u. has finally done it. There is a legal lawsuit forthcoming from the international, esteemed, brilliant and expert aggie law team that will most likely bring down several t.u. message boards. The details are still coming in but one of the evil t.u. consipirtors has fled the country. This could well end in the Supreme Court and even threatens t.u. Footballs future. I have an inside scoop that one of the accused might actually be a spy turn coat worthy of execution that actually graduated from aggie, barely. 

In the lost and found, a McNeese State family was stuck on the side of the road between Dallas and College Station on the way in this morning. Don't worry, one of our outstanding aggies actually went and got their tow truck, hauled the family car to a garage for repair, paid for a hotel room for them, and made them a home cooked meal. Details in the link.

 

 

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Posted
  On 9/6/2024 at 1:02 PM, TreatyOak said:

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As someone of you know, we have been charged for posting negative things on TexAgs and Surly Horns.  We held an emergency lawyer meeting yesterday to address this disturbing situation. @immamac attended from 'Michigan'* via Microsoft teams. The lawyers wanted to address the exposure that  all of us are facing for posting negative things about TexAgs on their board and on our board. Here is a summary:

  • Posting negative things about TexAgs on their board and on our board is 100% illegal
  • Penalties range from crippling financial judgements to actual prison time for some of the worst offenders, like @Beau Vine @LTtxfan and @Mileslong 
  • Anyone who posted anything negative about Aggy in this thread is at risk of facing charges
  • If you posted or shared anything negative, please DM us. It will be better for you if you self-report than for it to come to light during discovery.
  • While Immamac didn't post anything directly negative, he is being charged by providing a forum for others to do so, similar to the Russian founder of Telegram, who has been indicted in France. 
  • Deleting or editing your posts to remove incriminating Aggy content is considered tampering w/ evidence and could result in additional charges
  • We have 'til Monday to turn over the posts to the Brazos County DA office 
  • If you are a lawyer who handles criminal cases, PLEASE reach out to us ASAP
  • Please do not attempt to coerce, harass or intimidate any of the posters

Folks, I'm not going to sugarcoat this. This is a very serious and frightening situation that touches on hate speech, freedom of speech and more. 

Please check back for updates. 

Thank you and stay strong 

 

*Immamac is hiding in Venezuela, which currently has no extradition policy with the US. 

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Never realized how smart aggy is.  They have managed to create laws that prohibit us from posting anything negative about them, but those laws don't apply to them posting anything negative about Texas.  Well done aggy, well done....

Fucking morons.

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Just to get out in front of it...

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  On 9/4/2024 at 10:41 PM, Beau Vine said:

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At first, this didn’t make sense to me. You know, why so homely?

But now, after some reflection, I see what’s going on.

if you are trying to wean a fanbase off of male cheerleaders,

you have to transition them gradually towards females.

I’d say about 15% of the way there.

Proud of you little brother.

Posted
  On 9/6/2024 at 12:13 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, you gotta respect:

Is that roughly like Timpson winning UIL 2A?

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After doing some digging, "NCA All-Girls Intermediate 1A Division"  is for larger Power five schools and they have Intermediate and Advanced divisions.  So Intermediate is kinda like JV.  Still a good accomplishment to win/place in that, but still JV.   And of course for aggy to do so in the "All-Girls" category while the male yell leaders or others are nowhere to be found ....   not surprising.

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  On 9/6/2024 at 1:43 PM, MIkeHoncho said:

Just to get out in front of it...

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No mention of the amazing military history by this McNeese State fan? He seems nice but it's clear he and his just aren't military minded at all. No surprise on the joy they experienced from the amazing and giving aggie fan base. Glad they had a good time, but I hope they recognize the amazing contributions by aggie military if they ever return.

I do wonder if they got introduced to the well taken care of family with car issues.

- Gomer Pylefield from This Week in aggieland

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Posted
  On 9/6/2024 at 1:46 PM, CosmoDog said:

At first, this didn’t make sense to me. You know, why so homely?

But now, after some reflection, I see what’s going on.

if you are trying to wean a fanbase off of male cheerleaders,

you have to transition them gradually towards females.

I’d say about 15% of the way there.

Proud of you little brother.

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So you are saying this is actually a real photo and not an AI generated one? These are actually aggy cheerleaders???

The uniforms look like bad knockoff super hero outfits from the show “The Boys”

too funny

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Posted
  On 9/6/2024 at 3:39 PM, BurntEyes said:

Most of the shit on that thread is just that, bullshit. THAT post is dead fucking serious and frankly, that dude needs some fucking legit help. 

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If I were a coach and wanted to dig up every advantage, I’d love to know which guys did or didn’t call holding as much. Or which guys did or didn’t tend to call PI as much. And even which might be more susceptible to real-time feedback. Or whatever. 

And I’d be really surprised if teams don’t make some issues known to the conference.

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Posted (edited)
  On 9/6/2024 at 3:49 PM, Doc Daneeka said:

If I were a coach and wanted to dig up every advantage, I’d love to know which guys did or didn’t call holding as much. Or which guys did or didn’t tend to call PI as much. And even which might be more susceptible to real-time feedback. Or whatever. 

And I’d be really surprised if teams don’t make some issues known to the conference.

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Well that's all reasonable. In fact, I'm sure coaching staffs broadly speaking look at the number of calls, in who's favor, and other data. I'm also sure when there are issues suspected based on that data they take it to the conference. That's all in the game.

Did you read that lunatics rantings. He's a half step from and did suggest/ing engaging the CIA, NSA, under cover stings, social media warrios and private investigators to track down personal details and track the specifics of refs.

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