Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Horn Dogg 3965]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Barstool aggy chick got caught in truth telling in 4K. lmao

 

 

If the blonde chick would shut up for a little bit I would probably hit it.

[oldhorn2 431]

This weekend was rough on aTm...not only did hated rival Texas make a statement win, but aggy lost some luster....

Aggy is the only team that considers "quality losses" like wins  Every other team tracks wins and losses... Aggy tracks wins, losses, and quality losses....the ND game was a quality loss......well, untilNorthern Illinois best ND

 

Poor aggy!

[Dbeasy 15092]

On 9/4/2024 at 11:59 AM, FloridaHorn said:

As I watched the ags and Irish slapfight last weekend, I was unfortunately taken back to a dark period for me as a Texas fan. The year was 2016, Texas' 3rd season under Charlie Strong. Texas started that season against a top 10 ND team that I had very little hope we would beat. Behind the arm of Buchelle and the running of Swoopes, Texas pulled off the huge upset. That night, for the first time I heard the phrase that would haunt me for the next several years..."Texas is Back!" As the season wore on, it became apparent that neither the Horns or the Irish were worth a shit and the Horns were in fact "Not Back".

That brings me to last weekend, where the ags lost a close game to the highly ranked Irish. Many ags have taken solace in fact that their team fought hard in Elko's first game, and could've won if they would have caught a few more breaks. My gut tells me that by the end of this season, most will realize that just like in 2016, the Irish are just not very good. Even harder for them to accept will be the fact that they are not very good either, and the Elko experiment may not be working according to plan.

 

 

13 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

I mentioned a few days ago in this thread how last weeks game reminded me of our victory over ND. Turned out that year that we both sucked and the ags are going to realize they lost to a pretty shitty team.

Nailed it. 

[Bookman 4642]

11 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

Aggy is the only team that considers "quality losses" like wins

Excuse me, but I think you mean "quality 'ran-out-of-time's." 

[gofuckyourself 8385]

10 hours ago, Genco said:

When do the updated SEC power rankings drop?

Texas #5: Michigan is clearly not the same team that won it all last year. Their offense can not dictate anything at the line of scrimmage and their defense is a shell of itself. A fortunate Texas team that got several lucky bounces came away with a closer-than-it-looked victory in front of a docile, early morning crowd. They should consider themselves lucky it wasn't a night game later in the year. I'm just not sold that this team can compete later in the year against tough competition on the road, hint-hint-hint.

A&M #4: What more needs to be said? Elko may already be the top coach after two games in the history of the sport. He had his team focused and playing at a high level yet again. Despite losing a heartbreaker to a top 10 (at the time so that counts all year!) Notre Dame squad, the Aggies rolled a formidable FCS opponent. (And how about Notre Dame? They clearly spent their entire off-season preparing for the Aggies, leaving it all in the field, only to lose a nailbiter to a very tough Northern Illinois squad.) Weigman completely redeemed himself with a masterful, no interception performance  against a stout defense. Name another starter on any team that could pull that off! Keep an eye on those Heisman lists. Elko has them perfectly positioned for that CFP appearance. He looked great on the sidelines too. Maybe lost a couple of pounds this week.

[TwiceHorn 31536]

On 9/4/2024 at 5:44 PM, Beau Vine said:

This will never get old:

 

Is the 2015 guy a little extra woke with the twirling?

[Gaffords 757]

28 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

This weekend was rough on aTm...not only did hated rival Texas make a statement win, but aggy lost some luster....

Aggy is the only team that considers "quality losses" like wins  Every other team tracks wins and losses... Aggy tracks wins, losses, and quality losses....the ND game was a quality loss......well, untilNorthern Illinois best ND

 

Poor aggy!

tu is the worst two win team in the nation! Stupid sip

[TexasEd 8077]

15 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy lose to the team that lost to NIU at home. 

Hot damn the script writers are giving us some gold this year. 

Should be the plot of a Dr Pepper Fansville commercial 

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

11 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Vato is a horn sock.  

no wai too much real flair

[South Austin 52604]

48 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Texas #5: Michigan is clearly not the same team that won it all last year. Their offense can not dictate anything at the line of scrimmage and their defense is a shell of itself. A fortunate Texas team that got several lucky bounces came away with a closer-than-it-looked victory in front of a docile, early morning crowd. They should consider themselves lucky it wasn't a night game later in the year. I'm just not sold that this team can compete later in the year against tough competition on the road, hint-hint-hint.

A&M #4: What more needs to be said? Elko may already be the top coach after two games in the history of the sport. He had his team focused and playing at a high level yet again. Despite losing a heartbreaker to a top 10 (at the time so that counts all year!) Notre Dame squad, the Aggies rolled a formidable FCS opponent. (And how about Notre Dame? They clearly spent their entire off-season preparing for the Aggies, leaving it all in the field, only to lose a nailbiter to a very tough Northern Illinois squad.) Weigman completely redeemed himself with a masterful, no interception performance  against a stout defense. Name another starter on any team that could pull that off! Keep an eye on those Heisman lists. Elko has them perfectly positioned for that CFP appearance. He looked great on the sidelines too. Maybe lost a couple of pounds this week.

I actually think there’s a good chance this is a real article from an aggy writer.

[Leanderman 2276]

"I actually think there’s a good chance this is a real article from an aggy writer."

So in other words, pure fiction.

[Gatorubet 30313]

it is my fervent wish that Gata beats the Aggys this Saturday.   Not only do we need SEC wins to get bowl eligible, but Aggy will be seen as losing to a current dumpster fire of a program with a freshman quarterback.

Let the perfect storm happen. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

it is my fervent wish that Gata beats the Aggys this Saturday.   Not only do we need SEC wins to get bowl eligible, but Aggy will be seen as losing to a current dumpster fire of a program with a freshman quarterback.

Let the perfect storm happen. 

I know it was Samford….but have to feel pretty good about how DJ played

[ScottS 1075]

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

it is my fervent wish that Gata beats the Aggys this Saturday.   Not only do we need SEC wins to get bowl eligible, but Aggy will be seen as losing to a current dumpster fire of a program with a freshman quarterback.

Let the perfect storm happen. 

[Gatorubet 30313]

10 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

I know it was Samford….but have to feel pretty good about how DJ played

i’m too busy thinking about what will happen if he goes down too.

[InkaUtexas 26108]

30 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

it is my fervent wish that Gata beats the Aggys this Saturday.   Not only do we need SEC wins to get bowl eligible, but Aggy will be seen as losing to a current dumpster fire of a program with a freshman quarterback.

Let the perfect storm happen. 

Why do you think we let you hang out here,other than being a good contributor, seem pretty rational for this group, and volunteering to help our tailgate efforts when we come to Florida?

I think it is time for your super secret mission. Infiltrate texags and be the poster about how how great they are, how you know your allegiance to Florida is wrong and that they are the most dominant school. We will assign you writers, editors and a cover name. I am thinking Teabags. (That is what autocorrect changes Texags to on my computer.)

See, we have allies across the SEC and aggy is going to find out.

[TOR 5817]

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

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I think it is time for your super secret mission. Infiltrate texags and be the poster about how how great they are, how you know your allegiance to Florida is wrong and that they are the most dominant school. We will assign you writers, editors and a cover name. I am thinking Teabags. (That is what autocorrect changes Texags to on my computer.)

See, we have allies across the SEC and aggy is going to find out.

Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons. That could take years and cost millions of lives. 

[BurntEyes 6030]

2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

If the blonde chick would shut up for a little bit I would probably hit it.

She's not capable and I don't care, still absolutely wood. My thirst is real. Clearly you're just a thirst poser.

[InkaUtexas 26108]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons. That could take years and cost millions of lives. 

See, I would like to tell you about Operation Teabag, but then, well you know......  Gotta send these guys to find you.

[Gatorubet 30313]

12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I think it is time for your super secret mission. Infiltrate texags and be the poster about how how great they are, how you know your allegiance to Florida is wrong and that they are the most dominant school. We will assign you writers, editors and a cover name. I am thinking Teabags. (That is what autocorrect changes Texags to on my computer.).

 

[Tex Long 4445]

2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

If the blonde chick would shut up for a little bit I would probably hit it.

Laryngectomy. 

 

[Mittens 8306]

12 hours ago, NoName said:

 

 

[InkaUtexas 26108]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

 

I was hoping you would not say that. Last chance. A simple infiltration to texags. Recommend some bars that suit their likes. Best glory hole locations, etc. Make sure you mention the Aaron Hernandez statue and how it must be visited.

Or here is what happens.

 

[Gatorubet 30313]

18 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Why do you think we let you hang out here,other than being a good contributor, seem pretty rational for this group

Yes, I have admittedly vaulted that Surly high bar…

[TOR 5817]

12 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Laryngectomy. 

 

Is that a fancy name for 'ball gag?'

[Chopper 17245]

31 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I think it is time for your super secret mission. Infiltrate texags and be the poster about how how great they are, how you know your allegiance to Florida is wrong and that they are the most dominant school. We will assign you writers, editors and a cover name. I am thinking Teabags. (That is what autocorrect changes Texags to on my computer.)

Finally, someone found a righteous purpose for chat AI. Congratulations, and alert Silicon Valley.

Edited September 8 by Chopper

[tomahawk dunk 339]

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Yes, I have admittedly vaulted that Surly high bar…

Is that a pic of your shitstick?

[Tex Long 4445]

9 minutes ago, TOR said:

Is that a fancy name for 'ball gag?'

It's what your vet does when you tell him you need that bitch to get her vocal cords nicked so she can't bark all damn day and half the night. If your vet is a Good Ag he won't ask any questions.

[Longboard Horn 40516]

[horngrad03 1150]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

it is my fervent wish that Gata beats the Aggys this Saturday.   Not only do we need SEC wins to get bowl eligible, but Aggy will be seen as losing to a current dumpster fire of a program with a freshman quarterback.

Let the perfect storm happen. 

Win or you're out of the family!!!

[BigHornedLurker 1968]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

it is my fervent wish that Gata beats the Aggys this Saturday.   Not only do we need SEC wins to get bowl eligible, but Aggy will be seen as losing to a current dumpster fire of a program with a freshman quarterback.

Let the perfect storm happen. 

[bluto 4942]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

it is my fervent wish that Gata beats the Aggys this Saturday.   Not only do we need SEC wins to get bowl eligible, but Aggy will be seen as losing to a current dumpster fire of a program with a freshman quarterback.

Let the perfect storm happen. 

Also the lagway spurning aggy down the stretch during their wannabe flip szn angle

[Beau Vine 54429]

3 minutes ago, bluto said:

Also the lagway spurning aggy down the stretch during their wannabe flip szn angle

You apparently haven't heard that, according to several well-connected texags posters, Lagway is gonna portal back to aggy and lead the fightin' texum bulldogs to the 2025 natty, ya stoopid sip.

[Biff Tannen 45741]

3 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Texas #5: Michigan is clearly not the same team that won it all last year. Their offense can not dictate anything at the line of scrimmage and their defense is a shell of itself. A fortunate Texas team that got several lucky bounces came away with a closer-than-it-looked victory in front of a docile, early morning crowd. They should consider themselves lucky it wasn't a night game later in the year. I'm just not sold that this team can compete later in the year against tough competition on the road, hint-hint-hint.

A&M #4: What more needs to be said? Elko may already be the top coach after two games in the history of the sport. He had his team focused and playing at a high level yet again. Despite losing a heartbreaker to a top 10 (at the time so that counts all year!) Notre Dame squad, the Aggies rolled a formidable FCS opponent. (And how about Notre Dame? They clearly spent their entire off-season preparing for the Aggies, leaving it all in the field, only to lose a nailbiter to a very tough Northern Illinois squad.) Weigman completely redeemed himself with a masterful, no interception performance  against a stout defense. Name another starter on any team that could pull that off! Keep an eye on those Heisman lists. Elko has them perfectly positioned for that CFP appearance. He looked great on the sidelines too. Maybe lost a couple of pounds this week.

Mother of god.  The delusion.  It hurts.

[BurntEyes 6030]

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Edited September 8 by BurntEyes

[South Austin 52604]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

it is my fervent wish that Gata beats the Aggys this Saturday.  

 

 

[Carl Spackler 3504]

5 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

If the blonde chick would shut up for a little bit I would probably hit it.

Username checks out

[Beau Vine 54429]

(Editorial commentary: That picture is sooooo great.)

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Texas A&M football, left out of Top 25 again, will have to earn respect in Mike Elko's first year
It should go without saying that not nearly as many eyes were on Texas A&M football in week two as opposed to week one. When College Gameday rolls into town and you have a top-10 opponent as your night game matchup at one of the most electric venues in the sport, you're bound to have a lot of attention. When you have an 11:45 AM kick against McNeese, you're bound to have... not as much attention.

ADVERTISING

Of course, in a game like this, that's usually a good thing. People's eyes usually only settle on these kinds of matchups when there's an absolute trainwreck happening (see Dame, Notre).

The converse of this, though, is that you are unlikely to improve your stock really at all, no matter what happens. This is what we saw with the Aggies this week; despite being the first team out of the AP rankings last week, A&M dropped a couple of spots again to what essentially amounts to 28th.

This is part of what stings so much about last week's loss: it was the opportunity to announce yourself as a team in a completely different "slot" than you have been over the last few years. Instead, the Aggies looked... pretty similarly to what they had been recently.

It'll take some time to undo that impression, even among the fanbase. For example, Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese, but some fans had heard so much about his footwork over the past week that they just started saying the word over and over without any barometer for what it should look like.

Point being, A&M will have to earn respect this season. They have three more huge opportunities to do so, and one beginning step this weekend against Florida. Can they do it? We'll just have to see.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21243]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

(Editorial commentary: That picture is sooooo great.)

 

125 yards of passing is "absolutely dealing against McNeese".  Fucking baller. 

[TOR 5817]

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

(Editorial commentary: That picture is sooooo great.)

 

Somebody needs to tell The Elk that white is NOT slimming.  He looks like an angry Frosty the Snowman.

[DigglerontheHoof 21243]

The term "Aggie" has always seemed like a borderline insult of a designation.  Seeing it plastered across the chest of a fat slob just solidifies it as a loser mascot. 

[Beau Vine 54429]

This man knows so much about football:

(Editorial commentary: Those of you expecting Graham to tell us, "Yes, we should be worried" are in for a big surprise!

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One of the things most fans were sure of when Mike Elko became the head man at Texas A&M football was that the Aggies would boast a solid rush defense. Since Elko became the defensive coordinator back in 2018, rarely have the Aggies had a subpar unit in that regard (with 2022 being the glaring exception).

Through two games, however, the raw numbers for the Ags on that front are not exactly looking encouraging.

There have no doubt been play-level concerns with the Aggie rushing D. Some missed fits on the back end have led to explosive runs in both games, including both scores for Notre Dame in game one.

 

But down in and down out, it's been pretty hard for teams to find rushing success against these Aggies, especially between the tackles. Success Rate is a metric that measures how consistently a team is able to get the yards required to keep a drive alive. Against Notre Dame, and McNeese, the Aggies allowed a 29% success rate and 32% success rate, respectively. For context, Texas allowed 38% rushing success against Colorado State, as did UGA against Clemson.

Really, the biggest issue for this Aggie team seems to be a fixable one: every now and then, the second-level defenders take a bad angle and/or the end plays too far inside, allowing backs to get the edge. Nearly every big run from McNeese was in this mold; while Notre Dame had a few go for big gains between the tackles, that was partially due to the defensive backs being out of position.

This is a facet that will be tested this weekend, so it had better be a big area of focus for Elko and Bateman. Playing consistently and with your head on straight is what matters with run defense, and the Ags need to improve on that front.

The ability of the Aggies to stonewall opposing OLs, though, is just like we all hoped it would be. Though, as Carter Karels noted above, the Aggies have not recorded many sacks this year, they have notched quite a few tackles for loss. Increased discipline on the edge of the defensive line will go a long way here in fixing these issues and shutting down these explosive runs.

 

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

when do pat's power rankings come out?

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

We are number 2 in AP poll

 

Last time aggy was ranked number 2?

1975

 

 

lololol

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We are number 2 in AP poll

 

Last time aggy was ranked number 2?

1975

 

 

lololol

That was right after beating Texas without Akins and before getting bent over in Arkansas, wasn’t it?

[horngrad03 1150]

17 hours ago, Genco said:

When do the updated SEC power rankings drop?

You are right on point because this Portland housewife has never been inside a woman.

And probably prefers it that way...not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Basil 755]

I have to respect that Pat-looking aggy dildo. He’s like the little engine who could. Toot toot motherfuckers.

[MirrOlure 14840]

I still am in shock that fat slob is only 47 years old.

[NoName 16406]

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

[Magus Ossis 2847]

Aggy may not like it, but we are finally home with our original conference-mates like Auburn, Bama, and Vandy. Our first conference (1896-1903) was the SIAA. They later played in that conference as well, before following us elsewhere.