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On 9/19/2024 at 12:33 PM, TheAuditor said:

ATM playbook for GA/Texas:

Texas wins by double digits:  Georgia was clearly the better team,  Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c,  and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to hand Texas the game on a silver platter

Texas wins by single digits:  Georgia was clearly the better team,  Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c,  and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to hand Texas the game

Texas loses by single digits:  Georgia was clearly the better team,  would have blown them out except Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to keep Texas in the game

Texas loses by double digits:  Georgia was clearly the better team, score would have been worse except Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c,  and even with the refs / SEC/ESPN/Mouse/Jesus trying to help Texas look competitive otherwise they would have gotten boat raced. 

Don’t forget to add in how “SEC intentionally scheduled this game for F1 weekend in Austin to make it tough for Georgia fans. Unfair home field advantage.”

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Ok so I updated the aggy calculator to include the entire SEC so you can see dates in history that are closer to that school's most recent football championship than said championship is to today.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1855

Aggy just crossed the Rubicon (Napoleon III just requested classification of the Bordeaux wines)

Franklin Pierce is still in office...
Portrait of Franklin Pierce, the 14th President of the United States

Only 13 presidents to go A&M you can dooooooo it!

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On 9/18/2024 at 4:31 PM, derpyhorndog said:

Latest cringe (music) video.

 

 

No words. Only aggy would embarrass themselves like this. 

I love how the repeat they're on their way up. 94 years and the giant still hasn't emerged. 

Gerry mentioned it's been over 4 thousand days they haven't been Ranked #1. Beyond pathetic. 

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Asked ChatGPT to take us to the future:
 
#4 Texas Longhorns
Previous ranking: 5
As the 2024 college football season concludes, the Texas Longhorns, despite an undefeated record, SEC Championship, and National Championship title, find themselves ranked fourth. This placement may be surprising, especially given their top spot in both the Coaches’ and AP polls. The reasons behind this ranking are complex, involving performance nuances and comparisons to rivals like the Texas A&M Aggies, who sit at number three.

The Longhorns’ Season of Contradictions

While the Longhorns have achieved greatness this season, their ranking reflects some underlying concerns. Quarterback Quinn Ewers, despite his talent, struggled with inconsistency, throwing critical interceptions that raised concerns about his decision-making in high-pressure situations. These issues overshadowed what could have been a smoother campaign.
Meanwhile, Arch Manning showed flashes of brilliance, but overall offensive cohesion remained elusive. The rushing attack was a particular area of concern, as Texas allowed nearly a yard more per carry than their season average against weaker opponents. With a PPA/rush of just 0.028 in key matchups, the run game fell short of expectations, casting doubts on their ability to perform against top-tier defenses.

Defensive Resilience or Opportunistic Play?

The Longhorns’ defense has excelled against weaker teams, boasting strong statistics in yards per attempt allowed and third-down conversions. However, these numbers may not tell the whole story. Against more capable offenses, Texas struggled to maintain dominance. There’s a sense that defensive shortcomings could become a vulnerability in crucial matchups, especially against elite competition.

The Aggies’ Justification for #3

By contrast, the Texas A&M Aggies have earned their #3 ranking through consistency and improvement. Despite a rocky season, the Aggies have shown growth, particularly in developing their offensive identity. A dominant performance in the Swamp highlighted their ability to adapt under pressure, even with backup quarterbacks.
A&M’s offensive line has improved significantly, fueling their run game and stabilizing the passing attack. Even with uneven quarterback play, their defense has tightened, particularly against the run, making it difficult for opponents to find rhythm. Their losses have become learning experiences, positioning them well for future challenges.

A Complex Narrative Reflected in the Rankings

The Longhorns’ #4 ranking, despite their championship success, underscores the complexity of college football rankings. Their season was undeniably impressive, but inconsistencies raised questions about their readiness to consistently compete at the highest level. Meanwhile, the Aggies' steady improvement and resilience earned them the #3 spot, ahead of their rivals.

Conclusion

As the 2024 season wraps up, the Texas Longhorns will view their #4 ranking as both a challenge and an opportunity for growth. Their undefeated record and championship titles are undeniable, but addressing their inconsistencies is key to solidifying their status among college football’s elite. On the other hand, the Texas A&M Aggies have proven their adaptability and deserve their #3 ranking, setting the stage for an exciting rivalry and the continued evolution of Texas football.
Stop teaching AI perfect aggy. If we all die I'm blaming you.
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51 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

In this short season, Aggie already has the Best Loss, the Best Win, AND THE BEST TRAP-GAME WIN FOLLOWING A BEST WIN!

“If you ever relax in this game, this game will find a way to humble you instantly,” Elko said in his postgame press conference. “That is across the board. You can look at college, NFL, good teams, bad … across the board. If you ever think you’ve got this game, you don’t.

“That’s human nature sometimes. You go on the road. You have a big road win. You think you want to relax because that’s human nature. You can’t do that. You do that you put yourself at risk.”

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“If you ever relax in this game, this game will find a way to humble you instantly,” Elko said in his postgame press conference. “That is across the board. You can look at college, NFL, good teams, bad … across the board. If you ever think you’ve got this game, you don’t.

“That’s human nature sometimes. You go on the road. You have a big road win. You think you want to relax because that’s human nature. You can’t do that. You do that you put yourself at risk.”


Did anyone ask Elko why he took that delay of game right before they got the punt blocked?
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1 hour ago, alincoln said:

“If you ever relax in this game, this game will find a way to humble you instantly,” Elko said in his postgame press conference. “That is across the board. You can look at college, NFL, good teams, bad … across the board. If you ever think you’ve got this game, you don’t.

“That’s human nature sometimes. You go on the road. You have a big road win. You think you want to relax because that’s human nature. You can’t do that. You do that you put yourself at risk.”

Is he talking about Football or Golden Corral rewards club?

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“If you ever relax in this game, this game will find a way to humble you instantly,” Elko said in his postgame press conference. “That is across the board. You can look at college, NFL, good teams, bad … across the board. If you ever think you’ve got this game, you don’t.

“That’s human nature sometimes. You go on the road. You have a big road win. You think you want to relax because that’s human nature. You can’t do that. You do that you put yourself at risk.”


So that’s a jumbo size word salad to just say All Gas No Brakes…
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On 9/21/2024 at 11:28 AM, Vic Mackey said:

 

oblivious dipshit fucktards

https://12thmanfoundation.com/tickets/student-tickets/index.html

purchasing football tickets is MANDATORY and AUTOMATICALLY BILLED with tuition

$349.99 of the $350.00 fee goes towards "Football" (i.e., bags)

you have to quit aggy to get any money back whether you attend football games or not

this fall aggy claims 77,491 enrolled (under&grad)

that's a cool $27m and change fleeced from their future former students

 

 

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