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10 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

This is how Looch needs to get back at Frenzy.  Hire this guy to do power rankings and watch Surly rage 

Yeah... I don't see many here raging. It's a delicious performance art piece and I'm not, at all, exaggerating when I say, like others, I think this guy is trolling aggie. Hell, it really wouldn't surprise me if his content is produced by a Surly poster. It's that wonderful. I love it.

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah... I don't see many here raging. It's a delicious performance art piece and I'm not, at all, exaggerating when I say, like others, I think this guy is trolling aggie. Hell, it really wouldn't surprise me if his content is produced by a Surly poster. It's that wonderful. I love it.

Took the words from my mouth.  I don't get the rage, I fucking love this guy.  It's straight performance art, and I look forward to seeing how he continues the act as it gets more difficult throughout the season. 

Someone said it previously, we can win the fucking national title in a blowout, this guy's not moving us above aggy.

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On 9/22/2024 at 5:22 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG.  I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.

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And Staff is getting angsty if you don't smoke the hopium/copium too...

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13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

When we beat aggy he ranks us #12. Win the National Championship, we will be ranked 4th. They will be three and a lock in for 1 next season due to incoming wonderkids and ELKO finally figured out the best buffets in byan.

 

20 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Took the words from my mouth.  I don't get the rage, I fucking love this guy.  It's straight performance art, and I look forward to seeing how he continues the act as it gets more difficult throughout the season. 

Someone said it previously, we can win the fucking national title in a blowout, this guy's not moving us above aggy.

This.. and when, and we all know it's when, the aggie roller-coaster comes off the tracks the art in the ranking logic is frankly something I'm excited about. 

And IF he's not trolling.. my god, it's perhaps even better. I like to believe I can create fake aggie logic and stories... whoever is writing that.. be it real, troll or a Surly ghost writer... needs a book deal.

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On 9/22/2024 at 5:42 PM, TrashMaster G said:
It was at least a defensable position at the time of the Tweet. 

BloU was most definitely not in better shape than us in '22

At the time of the Tweet the '22 season was just beginning and we were coming off a losing season and OU had gone 10-2 with a #10 finish.

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2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Could be. He went 2 for 8 against Texas in the first half. 

Yeah, but our run D is legit. We came to play and could name our score if we wanted to. Mullings runs hard and he can break tackles. Edwards is mid. I still can't believe he was on the same cover as Quinn and Hunter. 

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Yeah, but our run D is legit. We came to play and could name our score if we wanted to. Mullings runs hard and he can break tackles. Edwards is mid. I still can't believe he was on the same cover as Quinn and Hunter. 

Of all the Edwards at Michigan, Braylon was the man. Legit.
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11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's our favorite time of the week!

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This is either the dumbest football ranking / Analysis I’ve ever read……..

Or it’s  level 100 meta satire that stands in the pantheon of subversive comedy.

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Stupid milkman they are called road wins not away wins and it was your first road win since 10/16/2021 in Columbia, MO.  Since then you had only been able to win at Jerry World & your precious bat guano tacklebox @ sacred grass dead dog scoreboard field.

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5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

This is either the dumbest football ranking / Analysis I’ve ever read……..

Or it’s  level 100 meta satire that stands in the pantheon of subversive comedy.

I want to call him something like Aggy Kaufman, but it doesn't have the right ring to it. If he's trolling, he's the fucking Keyser Soze of trolls. 

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Week four of college football has come and gone. So far, we’ve had several exciting appetizers, but the main course of the season is just starting to be served.

One of the most consequential games of the entire year is on the slate this weekend, when Georgia visits Alabama in Tuscaloosa. This is a huge litmus test early in the DeBoer era, and a prove-it game for Georgia to get over the hump against Alabama.


Elsewhere, Penn State will face a test with Illinois coming to town, and Oklahoma State will face off with Kansas State in a potentially consequential game for the Big 12 standings. There’s plenty to keep your eye on this week, in other words.

There’s been a bit of a shakeup from last week’s rankings after the action in week four. Let’s see how things shake out.

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Graham, I know you're monitoring this thread, so give Surly a shoutout in your next column!  And keep up the great work!

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Graham, I know you're monitoring this thread, so give Surly a shoutout in your next column!  And keep up the great work!

I'm shocked.  Shocked and chagrined.  That Graham didn't sneak TAMU in there.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

I'm shocked.  Shocked and chagrined.  That Graham didn't sneak TAMU in there.

It's pretty disappointing. I expect better more accurate reporting from Graham. I know he doesn't want to look like a Homer, but to leave aggie completely out would be like me picking Texas to win the SEC. It's a horrible oversight, but I respect him attempting to be pragmatic in his approach.

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