Tell Me About Texas a&m

[rage-a-holic 4397]

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Both a indications of douchebagness.

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

• hubby
• preggers
• natty
• natties
• tuddy
• tuddies

[Steel Shank 9425]

So what is “tuddy “ mean? My boy Smitty and I like to stay fresh.

[Frank Drebin 5639]

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

So what is “tuddy “ mean? My boy Smitty and I like to stay fresh.

[Jersey Man10 3529]

Don’t forget Fur Baby

[Carl Spackler 3483]

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Don’t forget Fur Baby

I am now officially triggered.

[Deej 76791]

2 hours ago, Best served cold said:

I hear Mack Brown could be available soon. I mean, it mostly fits their criteria. Old, fat, senile coach who could be shown the door soon by his current employer. Seems like a perfect match. Bring out the orange slices!!

aggy has to finish creating a maroon orange first.

[BabaYaga 15298]

Or "brah"

[nnm 36405]

52 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Or "brah"

[Deej 76791]

The talk about him portaling to Notre Dame is absurd. Imagine how he react to Jesus rising from the dead. 

[Wishbone 4760]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

So what is “tuddy “ mean? My boy Smitty and I like to stay fresh.

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

[butthurt 1525]

Can we use natty when talking about natural light? 

[TrashMaster G 17557]

12 minutes ago, butthurt said:

Can we use natty when talking about natural light? 

The only acceptable usage, if not acceptable beer.

[Deej 76791]

14 minutes ago, butthurt said:

Can we use natty when talking about natural light? 

And Bob Marley's "Natty Dread"

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

24 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

I have never heard anybody ever use Tuddy for TDs and if they did I would slap them in the teeth

[tbone_ 14123]

And Bob Marley's "Natty Dread"

I thought that was nappy

[nnm 36405]

17 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I have never heard anybody ever use Tuddy for TDs and if they did I would slap them in the teeth

This thread is the first time I’ve ever seen that word. I’ve never heard it spoken out loud. 

[hookem48 4687]

43 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

I've never heard that either but "give them their flowers" is just irritating the shit out of me these days.

[Topper13 3271]

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I thought that was nappy

 

[Ignatius 4017]

48 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

Christ…

[Deej 76791]

14 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I thought that was nappy

[jimmyjazz 45952]

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

I am now officially triggered.

*triggy

[Beau Vine 54230]

38 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I have never heard anybody ever use Tuddy for TDs and if they did I would slap them in the teeth

[BurntEyes 5990]

2 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

• hubby
• preggers
• natty
• natties
• tuddy
• tuddies

Wifey has be on that fucking list. 

[utee94 15823]

38 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I thought that was nappy

[Steel Shank 9425]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

Serious as a heart attack. I am amazed. They've done it again.

[Bevo&Pevo 5146]

There are some....uh, interesting photos in this thread.

Scenes from Bonfire 2024 | TexAgs

[Topper13 3271]

15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Wifey has be on that fucking list. 

She is now

[miguelito 11266]

12 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

There are some....uh, interesting photos in this thread.

Scenes from Bonfire 2024 | TexAgs

They let women help with that now?  Woke mob!  How are the fellas supposed to ... you know, inspect each other's logs ... with women around?

[UncleSonny 6572]

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

• hubby
• preggers
• natty
• natties
• tuddy
• tuddies

Adulting 

[BlueGreySky 1005]

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

• hubby
• preggers
• natty
• natties
• tuddy
• tuddies

croots.  don't think i had ever heard the term till going over texags way back when first getting into shaggybevo and posting there.

Edited September 26 by BlueGreySky

[deft 6849]

1. find current coach that already has a title that is willing to leave school where he won it.
2.  Sign him to long term guaranteed contract for obscene amount of money.
3.  Profit.

1a. make sure he’s sitting?

[Wishbone 4760]

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I have never heard anybody ever use Tuddy for TDs and if they did I would slap them in the teeth

I totally agree. Pretty sure in was on Pat Macafee. High cringe factor.

[Wishbone 4760]

I just did a quick Google. Took a screen shot.

 

 

[TOR 5579]

47 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

She is now

When you know, you know.

[markstanco 12577]

There are a couple of tards on this board that use "tuddy" all the time, which is much, much worse.

Both are equally awful.

And I like Josh Vann’s version better, “t-down”

https://x.com/gamecockfb/status/1457890046925697026?s=46&t=fqod-f5Urik58WbfRcupfA

[markstanco 12577]

When you know, you know.

Out of context.

She ain’t no secret.

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

2 hours ago, butthurt said:

Can we use natty when talking about natural light? 

Larry says Hi, and yes, you can. 

[TKthunder2 4991]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Wifey has be on that fucking list. 

Gonna make your wifey preggers and grab her natty tuddies 

[SamMan 1365]

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That would go about as well as their baseball coaching search went.

I think there should definitely be a 30 for 30 that takes a retrospective look at the last six weeks of 2021 if Texas somehow manages to win a National Championship this year. The entire trajectory of the program changed drastically in that period of time. It would also be great to contrast that with where the aggie program was at that point. My shitty title would be: “Three Years and a Cloud of Dust: How a Perfect Storm Awakened College Football’s Biggest Sleeping Giant and Exposed Its Greatest Imposter”.

Anyway, I think it would also serve as a nice amuse bouche for the point where Texas wins the CWS with Schloss at the helm, and we get to relive CDC dragging his nuts across aggie nation’s collective face in another riveting documentary chronicling the “downright dastardly” summer of ‘24. I already can see the promo montage showing Flores’ errors, LaViolette’s game-saving catch, a&m taking game one, Tennessee dogpiling on the mound with the ESPN audio…and then it cuts to an aggie saying, “I wish that was the worst part of the story..” as he stares blankly at the camera.

A tribute to competent management and decisive leadership in two parts. I hope it comes to pass.

[markstanco 12577]

I think there should definitely be a 30 for 30 that takes a retrospective look at the last six weeks of 2021 if Texas somehow manages to win a National Championship this year. The entire trajectory of the program changed drastically in that period of time. It would also be great to contrast that with where the aggie program was at that point. My shitty title would be: “Three Years and a Cloud of Dust: How a Perfect Storm Awakened College Football’s Biggest Sleeping Giant and Exposed Its Greatest Imposter”.
Anyway, I think it would also serve as a nice amuse bouche for the point where Texas wins the CWS with Schloss at the helm, and we get to relive CDC dragging his nuts across aggie nation’s collective face in another riveting documentary chronicling the “downright dastardly” summer of ‘24. I already can see the promo montage showing Flores’ errors, LaViolette’s game-saving catch, a&m taking game one, Tennessee dogpiling on the mound with the ESPN audio…and then it cuts to an aggie saying, “I wish that was the worst part of the story..” as he stares blankly at the camera.
A tribute to competent management and decisive leadership in two parts. I hope it comes to pass.

You sound like you could produce this or at least help with it. I like it.

[Lhorn 4913]

A little too narrow audience for ESPN but maybe the folks that did Brandon Jones documentary could take on this project.  

Edited September 26 by Lhorn

[TheAuditor 1036]

5 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

• hubby
• preggers
• natty
• natties
• tuddy
• tuddies

Aggy

 

[TOR 5579]

18 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Aggy

 

Found the aggy.

[TheAuditor 1036]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Found the aggy.

Lol.  How the fuck did adding aggy to a list of stupid, tired words make me an aggy?

[Wiler77 1566]

35 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Lol.  How the fuck did adding aggy to a list of stupid, tired words make me an aggy?

[Hairy Biped 586]

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

He used to live right down the road from me.  Then he went to a hospital in collie station and died.

[Pimphand 5750]

7 hours ago, utee94 said:

 

[Whitewater Horn 968]

12 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

• hubby
• preggers
• natty
• natties
• tuddy
• tuddies

We need to include any adult who uses “the ick” to describe something that turns them off. Speak like a grown up. 

[Dennis Taylor 18822]

9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Wifey has be on that fucking list. 

She's on an entirely different list

[South Austin 52504]

If you say “presser,” just keep fucking off.