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Shanahan is out. I don’t even know if their $9.95ers know who is going to play C on Saturday. 

Anderson is questionable and that usually means he won’t play. That dude’s NFL stock is collapsing in real time. Good luck to them at S. 

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  On 9/26/2024 at 11:45 AM, closetojumping said:

Shanahan is out. I don’t even know if their $9.95ers know who is going to play C on Saturday. 

Anderson is questionable and that usually means he won’t play. That dude’s NFL stock is collapsing in real time. Good luck to them at S. 

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That grind of an SEC schedule will get you every time. Ya heard?

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  On 9/25/2024 at 9:58 PM, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

  • hubby
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And there should be a list of phrases used by football broadcasters like this one….”To the house”.

I don’t care how long it has been around or who started it (Howard Cosell maybe?). 
 It’s just plain stupid.

Get off my gottdamn lawn

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  On 9/26/2024 at 12:55 PM, Armybrat said:

And there should be a list of phrases used by football broadcasters like this one….”To the house”.

I don’t care how long it has been around or who started it (Howard Cosell maybe?). 
 It’s just plain stupid.

Get off my gottdamn lawn

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"Gotta get untracked!"

No, numbnuts, if a train gets untracked, it's a freaking disaster.  For example, TAMU's Oline is untracked.  If you want someone to achieve their goal of success quickly, you want them to get on track.

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  On 9/26/2024 at 1:21 PM, nnm said:

"Gotta get untracked!"

No, numbnuts, if a train gets untracked, it's a freaking disaster.  For example, TAMU's Oline is untracked.  If you want someone to achieve their goal of success quickly, you want them to get on track.

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"The dictionary defines untrack as an active verb meaning "to cause to escape from a slump." In Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged, the definition for untrack was a little more literal: "to cause to move out of one's tracks: cause to get going.""

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/get-on-track-versus-come-untracked-phrase-usage

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  On 9/26/2024 at 1:56 PM, Horndog said:

"The dictionary defines untrack as an active verb meaning "to cause to escape from a slump." In Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged, the definition for untrack was a little more literal: "to cause to move out of one's tracks: cause to get going.""

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/get-on-track-versus-come-untracked-phrase-usage

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  On 9/26/2024 at 12:55 PM, Armybrat said:

And there should be a list of phrases used by football broadcasters like this one….”To the house”.

I don’t care how long it has been around or who started it (Howard Cosell maybe?). 
 It’s just plain stupid.

Get off my gottdamn lawn

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"At the end of the day..."

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  On 9/26/2024 at 1:06 PM, PvilleStang said:

Lift with your back, kids, not with your legs!

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They are straddling the log.  When they lift it 12 inches off the ground because they can't take it higher due to, you know, straddling the log, what are they going to do with it?  Is the plan for everyone to waddle forward together while bent over?  Maybe being bent over with someone placing a big piece of wood between their legs as they stare longingly into another mans ass is the idea/goal? 

Never change aggy.

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Posted
  On 9/26/2024 at 12:55 PM, Armybrat said:

And there should be a list of phrases used by football broadcasters like this one….”To the house”.

I don’t care how long it has been around or who started it (Howard Cosell maybe?). 
 It’s just plain stupid.

Get off my gottdamn lawn

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"Dial up"

"He caught the ball at its highest point."

"Get untracked"

 

 

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Posted (edited)
  On 9/26/2024 at 3:49 PM, ABSR said:

They are straddling the log.  When they lift it 12 inches off the ground because they can't take it higher due to, you know, straddling the log, what are they going to do with it?  Is the plan for everyone to waddle forward together while bent over?  Maybe being bent over with someone placing a big piece of wood between their legs as they stare longingly into another mans ass is the idea/goal? 

Never change aggy.

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Undoubtably it's because one time the early Aggies forgot the tractor to move the log, so they got the log over to the pile by collectively picking it up 12" and simultaneously shuffling and humping the log.  They got bonus gratification by having their faces in each others' butts (something a lot of surlyites also enjoy, it seems).  And voila! a new turdition was born!  Therefore, they have to do it into eternity.

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mis-spelled turdition the first time.
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Posted (edited)
  On 9/26/2024 at 2:37 PM, markstanco said:

Why do they use an axe to chop trees down?  Looking at some of those pictures they obviously have chainsaws there. 

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Same as above.  I'm sure it's because one day the Aggie crew leaders forgot their saws, so they chopped the trees down like good ol' coonass redass Aggies.  The next day the crew leaders brought the saws, but because the new turdition was born the day before, they had to keep chopping with an axe.

What's even more ridiculous is that they use saws anyway to square off the ends before they stack their pile-o-death (see nice clean cut log edges in all the images below).  So it's all for show and turdition.

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  On 9/26/2024 at 4:50 PM, markstanco said:

And got a roughing the passer flag when they didnt throw that flag with frequency like today.  It was violent. 

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There's been few games as a Texas fan where I thought scoring 100pts was viable if the team had the appetite for it - this is one of those games.  As one that attended the Big12 championship with the almost comeback with Opie, I was cheering for it.  Fuck CU....

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I like listening to Klatt now. Watching that game in real time, I loved the crushing victory (we could have named any score we liked in a conference championship!), and I loved the hit (sans penalty). Looking at old videos and stills of the hit makes me feel a little bad for him now. I guess I'm going soft.

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Posted (edited)
  On 9/26/2024 at 5:10 PM, BabaYaga said:

There's been few games as a Texas fan where I thought scoring 100pts was viable if the team had the appetite for it - this is one of those games.  As one that attended the Big12 championship with the almost comeback with Opie, I was cheering for it.  Fuck CU....

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I was there. We were scoring at will.

 

the Klatt his was extremely violent.

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  On 9/25/2024 at 9:58 PM, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

  • hubby
  • preggers
  • natty
  • natties
  • tuddy
  • tuddies
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"a dime"

He threw a dime.

Dime defense.

He caught a dime.

We dropped a dime on them.

Fuck me. It isn't cool. It isn't hoop. Just using your fucking words! 

[Lawn, Kids, Clouds, etc.]

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  On 9/26/2024 at 5:21 PM, Magus Ossis said:

I like listening to Klatt now. Watching that game in real time, I loved the crushing victory (we could have named any score we liked in a conference championship!), and I loved the hit (sans penalty). Looking at old videos and stills of the hit makes me feel a little bad for him now. I guess I'm going soft.

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  On 9/26/2024 at 5:21 PM, Magus Ossis said:

I like listening to Klatt now. Watching that game in real time, I loved the crushing victory (we could have named any score we liked in a conference championship!), and I loved the hit (sans penalty). Looking at old videos and stills of the hit makes me feel a little bad for him now. I guess I'm going soft.

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CU had no business being in the game.  Big 12 north was a cripple fight in 2005.  Also, fuck BabaYaga  😀

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  On 9/26/2024 at 7:09 PM, 66BUFF said:

CU had no business being in the game.  Big 12 north was a cripple fight in 2005.  Also, fuck BabaYaga  😀

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You broke my black, bitter heart earlier in 2001 when Simms went full re-tard, so the payback was worth it

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  On 9/26/2024 at 8:02 PM, speed817 said:

SIAP

This guy actually posted this on LinkedIn....

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I mean he's not wrong but I don't think he can uninstitutionalize the cult lol

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